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Matt Shizzle Pimpslap Lesson

This is that guy in the pics with the Ramones shirt. I found this to be very enlightening.

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by hgrr

submitted December 2nd 2006

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It appears that he still has his childhood furniture.
11 years ago
I'll bet any money he still has his cherry too.
11 years ago
no no no thats all wrong...Thats a 35 degree angle, I said 45! And make sure your fingers are straight so you can hit em' with the rings PCCCHHEEEWWWWW!!!
11 years ago
woah, is he for real? I guess being runner up in the local William Murderface lookalike contest doesn't pay diddly, does it?
11 years ago
Charlie Murphy's method seems much more effective. This one doesn't have the body weight behind it.
11 years ago
basket case
11 years ago
He never looks at the cam, it's like watching a blind person. A blind, drunk, retarded person.
11 years ago
i hate fuckin oblivious dumbshits like this. they're sickening how un-awake they are self-consciously. fuckin stupid idiot.
11 years ago
Seems like a nice dude.
11 years ago
Isn't he a little to old for this gangstabullshit?...he's 32 and looks+talks fucking creepy
11 years ago
Why dont u just do it the old fashion way and put baby powder on your hand and make that shit clap.
11 years ago
ppl like that make me sad
11 years ago
Thanks for the lesson, my good sir! Now I'm such a badass, I can slap gangstas with my fingers and make them think twice before they come back for more.
11 years ago
Behold! You are looking at a very strong argument against intelligent design!


11 years ago
From his pic earlier he wants all the ladies to check his profile out, then demonstrates how to "pimp slap" ho's. I don't think he knows many women.
11 years ago
Actually Booddles, I believe you are looking at a very strong argument against evolution and natural selection.
11 years ago
The cat looked really intrested, probably his only friend.
11 years ago
^he also has a vid where he 'puts' some catnip on himself. to make his cats 'out of control' as the vid title said.
11 years ago
probably lives with his parents
11 years ago
@Booddles: So this is evolution? I mean, you're telling me we went from fully functional civilization, wherein each individual served the survival and advancement of himself and his tribe, to this guy?
11 years ago
Well to be fair, the idea of evolution isn't quite as linear as most people concieve it to be...or at least in darwins terms

People tend to confuse genetic evolution (the concept that an organism can grow and adapt to better suit its surroundings) with the technological/social evolution of a civilization (where a civilization can either progress in a positive manner, or digress negativly in terms of technological advancment or social constructs - often seen after a country/empire falls victim to war, disease, disaster etc.)

On the other hand, what we have here seems to be a hybrid...both a severe step backwards on the social and genetic spectrums...
11 years ago
Since we don't cull on our own species, the dregs tend to reproduce at an alarming rate.
11 years ago
i think he is a danger seeker
11 years ago
Actually, he proves natural selection is real because the chances of him reproducing are very slim.
...And as far as evolution goes, there's always the occasional freak mutation thrown into the mix.
11 years ago
I cant believe he is single!
11 years ago
A strange video from an equally strange man. This is a prime wigger specimen (plus a mustache).

According to the quality of his furniture and his lack of fake bling bling, a lot of hoes and punk asses didn't bring his money and didn't mind doing it again.

11 years ago
the star of david and the cat was key.
11 years ago
Was this before replying existed?
5 years ago
Yes
5 years ago
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