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Lucky guy

Man: Good lord what have I done!?!? Woman: Shut the fuck up, tonight I\'m gona eat ya.

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by Zeratul

submitted May 3rd 2006

7 comments
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"Theres just something about Mary" :p
11 years ago
not that fuckin little pip-skweek again. goofy motherfucker
11 years ago
He done premiturely ejaculated in his pants thinking about the honeymoon
11 years ago
Man: find a happy place...
11 years ago
anus-eye
11 years ago
... it sucks when like... a son and mom have a messed up relationship and when the doood finds someone... to baby them for the rest of there lifes and the only kid of chicks that do that are messed up fat women that love to mother there men ewwww -.-
11 years ago
the new Shallow Hal 2 movie coming soon, after Hal Jr finds the woman is fat, and cries on her shoulder.
11 years ago
Oh my god, Peter, I'm making a huge mistake!
11 years ago
i swear there should be laws on who can and can't procreate... i saw a guy i went to highschool with the other day, he was in all the special ed classes and was pretty much the equivalent of a brick wall in terms of intellect and thought capacity, and he had a fucking kid, probably more than one... whereas most of the smart people who have gone to college and shit don't have kids and when/if they do they will have one or two... and we wonder why society seems to degenerate... too many stupid ugly people are hooking up
11 years ago
^ Actually, the fact that smart people don't have kids makes sense. They're smart enough to realize that having kids sucks. Thus they don't have any. So mankind might be getting dumber.
11 years ago
Slap the rolls and ride the waves in, yeee haw!!!!
11 years ago
Kinda looks like my girlfriend having lost a few pounds.
11 years ago
it takes a pretty big dog to fuck a horse
11 years ago
I dont think I would go beyond oral with her
11 years ago
his teeth are only slightly worse than Snivvle's
11 years ago
I bet they named their first-born Snivvle.
11 years ago
He got his, now she is gonna get hers
11 years ago
^ Mashoo2: I can't believe you want to eat her out. Yucky.
11 years ago
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