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Jesus

Holi fuck, we met jesus at 7-11.

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by Se7eN

submitted August 2nd 2006

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I'll bet Jesus just luuuuvs the sodomy. He has so much love to give us that he wants us to gargle with it.
11 years ago
Jesus Built My Hotrod!
11 years ago
Dumbass, watch Lucy Daughter of the Devil. Jesus is a dj.
11 years ago
man, every white man with long brown hair and a beard like that looks like jesus. nothing new.
11 years ago
Jesus in reality, probably, was short, dark and swarthy.
11 years ago
^^ agree, and crazy as fuck
11 years ago
i wonder if he get mad at peopol that buy condoms
11 years ago
Jesus was so mad he removed the pic
11 years ago
It's a love affair. Mainly Jesus, and my hotrod.
11 years ago
Looks more like Jason Gillespie.
11 years ago
I thought Jesus was suppose to look like Ted Nugent...
11 years ago
ha ha jason gillespie, fuckin convict
11 years ago
Jesus Christ...
11 years ago
^^^ WHERE?!
11 years ago
I'm going to make a T-shirt with with a middle east terrorist face on it and the face of jesus beside it with a towel on his head and title it: Jesus is a terrorist!
11 years ago
^^I will beat the living shit out of you if I see you. Hooray crusades!
11 years ago
Jesus was of towelhead descent, that doesn't make him a towelhead. Did they have towelheads yet back then? Christianity is older than Islam, right?
11 years ago
^christianity is far older than islam but hinduism is the oldest religion by far.
oh and the crusaders got their asses kicked and as for the towlheads back then... maybe to keep the heat away. oh and jesus was not white and neither was any other messangers or prophets(wonder why) maybe the paedophillia or homosexuality thing
11 years ago
The Masons are older that any other of these..^
11 years ago
^ stevie wonder is blind
11 years ago
buddha rules
11 years ago
What's the difference between Buddhism and Hinduism? Yay Christianity, by the way.
11 years ago
^hindus beleive in thousands of gods all animals budists prey to statues of buddha who the hindus do not worship. hindus revere cows which is why they have them walking in roads and people get fines if they try moving them. india has bad plague problem becase they worship rats and cant kill them, monkeys cause havok as they attack people and steal their food and are secound to cows and christians rape little kids in churches and are queers
11 years ago
no no no its not Jesus you fools........ZAPPA LIVS
11 years ago
Thank you lord Jesus for letting us know that you are risen..Amen..
11 years ago
liberatethis is the antichrist that will bring peace to all the worlds conflicts, but it wont last long because the devil has his dick so far up his ass its not even funny
11 years ago
^^It is too funny!
11 years ago
spallingkipper- my dicks down your sister throat
11 years ago
While we all worry about our own wars and problems the aliens are planning a massive attack as soon as we have 100,000 more births. Goodbye Earth.
11 years ago
liberatethis - that would require a lantern and some shovels
11 years ago
I saw Jesus on a bus once.. he asked me for a quater and told me the meaning of life... but I was too tripped out from my shrooms to remember it. Then I got molested by the tooth fairy..
11 years ago
ouch! liberatethis! and ouch! spallingkipper for revealing that your sister is DEAD MEAT!
11 years ago
^j/k! dont hurt me :(
11 years ago
I would feel sorry for you, but this is Much Suck, so I laugh at the pedopheliac comment anyways..
11 years ago
^^Necro, damnit!
11 years ago
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