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sex calorie counter

a quick guide to the calories consumed during sex

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by lexor

submitted August 5th 2006

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sex calorie counter
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Ha, this was posted in the coatcheck of the last bar I worked.
11 years ago
not bad lol
11 years ago
i think the readings should be twice the price
11 years ago
Haha, with your wife knocking at the door... that's priceless.
11 years ago
Return of the sexercizes.
11 years ago
I bet i cud shoot my load quicker then anyone could read this lol
11 years ago
What about "with her husband knocking at the door?" I'd say like 6000+ calories
11 years ago
BTW, it happened to me once, I swear I saw my arms getting thinner while putting on my pants. Also if you factor in "jumping from a second floor balcony by hanging from the railing a while" And "finding your left sneaker in the dark after jumping" oh and "pushing your car in neutral far enough to turn it on so as to not make any noise" I'd say you lose like 3 lbs. Now I've shared too much...
11 years ago
opening her bra with one hand should be less calories than two, since all you have to do in snap your fingers.
11 years ago
I never learned to read.
11 years ago
since ive never done this, i guess it must be why im fat!...or it must have been the food...damn you food.
11 years ago
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