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Jesse & Ryoga

Outrageous video jockey Jesse Camp, left, gets upstaged by multi-pierced VJ wannabe Ryoga Vee during a 1999 search for a new on-air personality. (I woke up this morning and found this on about 30 different web sites, I think I need to go back to work for MTV)

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by RyogaVee

submitted August 7th 2006

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Jesse & Ryoga
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Oh that was when it was cool to have a super-freak on MTV. Now the worst they allow is that plain nigger that wishes he could be a sand-nigger.
11 years ago
I think both of them should have some normal beaten into them.
11 years ago
is this your new girl-friend?
11 years ago
fuckin monkeys-....
11 years ago
you should've both been blowjobs.
11 years ago
/\What the hell are you saying jackalope, dumass..
11 years ago
Those are some kick ass piercings, but that fast times douche Jesse is annoying.
11 years ago
more ravers?
11 years ago
lol, I like your clothes ryoga..no really I do! and those claws on your hand are cool too!
11 years ago
http://www.austin360.com/tv/content/tv/stories/2006/08/1mtv.html

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/entertainment/music/15179083.htm?source=rss&channel=dfw_music

http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060801/LIFE/608010304/1005

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20060731/news_1c31mtv.html

http://exclusivo.terra.com.br/galerias/foto/0,,OI33612-EI1118-FI376238,00.html

Damn, even on the Spanish website too
11 years ago
You self-obsessed fuckin prick. Make sure you bookmark all those for the next time you need a fuckin wank. Dick.
11 years ago
This ruined my day... I don't know whats more irritating the fact that you are allowed to prance around like a Dr. Suess/Bad acid trip/self obsessed/flamer/looser, or that no one has beat the shit out of you and set you straight. Whatever happened to the good ol' days when weirdos like you were put in their place. Go back to your Willy Wonka delusion message boards and looser anime conventions.
11 years ago
Oh, and I declare immunity to any of your "witty" responses
11 years ago
HOLY SHIT the same image 5 times but on different sites, you are a god to us all
11 years ago
you look like a muppet. sad to hear your career as a vj never even took off.. im pretty sure theyll take you back tho... as a janitor. i also declare immunity to the "witty" responses
11 years ago
jews....gaschamber....In some cases this idea seems justified
11 years ago
Warhol was right.
11 years ago
Both look like cunts to me, yeah I said cunts. Good ol English word.
11 years ago
"/\What the hell are you saying jackalope, dumass.."

pretty sure he was driving at the sperm used to create them should have been used for a blowjob rather than creating them, dumbass..
11 years ago
Being made fun of on several sites the next morning is nothing to brag about.
11 years ago
Ryoga, you should have ripped out his throat w/ your teeth. Then bathed yourself in his blood. I would have voted for you to win the contest after that. I hated that annoying fruit. Mainstream america could use a freak like you.
11 years ago
Could have, but that was back in 1999. Some good things did coem out of that. I met up with soem movie producers that day and started networking my @$$ off. Ive done a few films, but nothing worth talking about. But, i am in The Matrix (woot). Back then, Jesse was alot more interesting than he was on TV. as in i thinkj it was all an act. He was pretty witty and smart. Which you dont see when hes on air.
11 years ago
So this is a new tact? If I can't impress faceless people on the internet with pictures of women and conspiracy theories, I'll flaunt my 5 seconds of fame as a few thousand people around the world will glance at my picture on a news website for a second and then proceed to scroll down and read the article.
11 years ago
Seven years ago.... seven. Tried out for a VG gig and didn't get it. Hmmmm. This actually totally turns my opinion of Ryoga around. All this time I thought he was a "personality-lite" attention seeking lame-ass with a half decent aesthetic sense. Now I realize his celebrity. I envy. So cool... sooooo very, very cool.
11 years ago
How about a screen shot of your matrix appearance, sport!
11 years ago
i thought you was a guy all this time was also you whit ducktape on the tits???
11 years ago
i was going to say something but chairman beat me to it.
11 years ago
from delawareonline: "A year later, he was on the road looking for more VJs, including >wannabe< Ryoga Vee."

11 years ago
For a second there I thought the caption said "JReese and Ryoga".
11 years ago
Come on guys, photo shopped Ryogave..
11 years ago
dohlza~~~~ Your a dumb ass......Its people like you that keep the advancment of mankind in reverse......While your at it flame the jews the republicans the whites and the smart people......just because there different than you..."Whatever happened to the good ol' days when weirdos like you were put in their place"....Guess what buddy boy...were the ones that make your food...were the ones making laws,and inforcing....we are the future we are the now...kneel down...and lick my sack.
Oh yhea and I declare immunity to any of your "witty" responses..wtf...FAG
11 years ago
It's all because of the Chemtrails... and Morgellon's...
11 years ago
Some people do great things for their 15 seconds of fame.
11 years ago
Yeah, someone PS this pic. Maybe you could add some neon clothes that make him look like a clown, or add some ridiculous metal shit hanging out of his face. Oh, wait...
11 years ago
BULLSHIT YOU WERE IN THE MATRIX! WHEN!? WHERE!? HOW!? I dont believe one fuckin word of it.
11 years ago
I bet you go pictures of yourself and beat off to them since you always post pictures of yourself and talk about yourself or post pictures of supposed girls you know. Does it fuckin say Ryogaspace.com at the top?
11 years ago
well, Ryoga could be jacking off on a webcam like Simon Rex.. oh, wait.. Simon Rex gets paid to jack off.. and actually WAS a MTV VJ..
11 years ago
Do you LIKE being insulted?
11 years ago
Fake. It saves space and lowers blood pressure.
11 years ago
someone seems to like themselves a tad too much.
11 years ago
yea right, all you insecure duche bags insulting Ryoga are just envious of his success and popularity.

I LOVE YOU RYO!!!
11 years ago
success???? i feel sorry for you if you think he's succesfsul

besides its clearly stated that he DIDNT get to be the vj numbnuts.
11 years ago
hello!!!! is any body home???? he WAS in the matrix, needle dick.
11 years ago
Cant beleive i had that many piercings in 1999
11 years ago
Im still waiting for proof you were in the matrix ryo.
11 years ago
lol, in the credits of the matrix would it say, "RyogaVee?" hmm?
11 years ago
I met Keanu the day before shooting in SF, im a memeber of Beau Bonneau Casting angency. the shooting location of Zion is only a mile from my house.
11 years ago
You were in The Matrix? I thought The Matrix was almost entirely filmed in Sydney.
11 years ago
"Reloaded"
11 years ago
Ah suddenly the story changes again.
11 years ago
SCREEN SHOT! As much as saying that you met Keanu is proof enough for me, I think some of the other folks here would like a bit more. Or is it difficult to make you out among the hundreds of other dancers (extras) in the lame rave scene?
11 years ago
wow...it's really sad when persons like ryoga show up..his only credit in all articles is "the one idiot next to the other idiot" but he posts it on MS and thinks he is famous just he had some minor role in a pretty crappy movie and can be seen on some websites...how desperate is that?...i really wonder why you don't get beaten up every time you walk out of the front door with all that ridiculous stuff you wear and that nasty "LOOK AT ME"-attitude
11 years ago
philasour, i bet your are his friend, showing up in a movie as an extra is HARDLY success
11 years ago
I agree, being a movie extra is really nothing much, i had more fun hanging out with with Ron Jeremy at EEB, or being on stage with Kid Beyond, or maybe it was the kick ass scene i did with Kym Wild , yea, that was fun.
11 years ago
Narcissism is a fascinating phenomenon to watch. "I <need> to be important, I love myself too much to allow anyone not to know about me. Something has got to get the approval of faceless personae on the internet. If it's not "different" women/game development/martial arts/women I say I've slept with/conspiracy theories/roles as an extra/minor brushes with celebrity then what is it!? There must be SOMETHING! You have to love me, I love myself, therefore you should all love me too!"
11 years ago
Please, let me know when I'm about to miss the bullseye.
11 years ago
^ Aaahhhhhhh! I get it now! This RyogaVee persona is really just a finely crafted, satirical characterization of a desperately lonely, pathetic, fuck-up who can only achieve a semblance of self worth through the trappings of a busy, and superficial, social life, which are trotted out and showed off as an attempt to prop up whatever personality actually manages to exist behind all the bullshit. Nicely done! I'd rather have one private moment of real substance than a hundred "photo-op" encounters with the flava of the month. Ryoga, why don't you chill out and leave us out of your quest for validation. It's embarasingly painful to witness.
11 years ago
By all means, keep showing us the freaky side of life, I like that shit. Just recognize that no one gives a shit about your accomplishments.
11 years ago
<--wants to see the Matrix Reloaded proof :P please post a screencap of it next time ;) otherwise I think Ryoga is maybe a little bit of an "attention seeker", but most of you should be very careful with your psychologically analysis of him! Ask yourself why you get so much upset about it...maybe because you re...jealous?!
11 years ago
pompus
11 years ago
extra in the dancing in the cave scene where it was just like a shitload of people from san fran area or something
11 years ago
MetalMarlow would be PROUD!
11 years ago
...and if I may Pile On to c_o_t_b's posts: Y'all know what I do. I climb towers. Ryoga, you need to find yourself. You need to define who you are and how you wish to live your life. I don't wanna' sound like your Dad, but daayum son: Focus. How many picks do you have in the fire? Do SOMETHING, do it WELL; then reap the rewards. Stop living your life through the opinions of the the (mostly fake) PopCulture. What're'ya, 30?!?
11 years ago
Oh, and this triple post is ONLY because I'm sure Ryoga will double check his posts. RV, send me an eMail. I can help you.
11 years ago
^ amen to that, very well put.

I would just like to add: Ryoga, we love you unconditionally as a person regardless of whatever accomplishments you may have had, so you really don't have to strut your stuff in order to gain acceptance; recognition and --most of all-- to create some sense of self worth. Such actions stem from a weak ego trying to validate itself. Just remember Ryoga that everything is really just one wave function. You are part of everything else and you are soo much more in the eyes of God.
11 years ago
Are you one of those overly nice hippy chicks or a fag? I personally hate fags more than hippies(but not much)
11 years ago
I love the anger on the comments section here
very much reminds me of darth vader...
Ever thought about transfering to the dark side?
We serve cold martini's

The pic itself, The guy looks like he was just satisfying himself
in the bowels of a small male child.
Final vote: Terrifying.

<>< Mantrain
11 years ago
Hm...havent posted anything for a long time. Ive known a guy for years thats always in movies as an extra (he was in romeo must die with jet li, and he was a Chex kid once lol). He's also fairly narcissistic and guess what? even in rl nobody likes him. They just pretend to cuz he's a spoiled rich kid that buys them stuff. If you want for people to respect you, do something worth doing. Smallville shot an episode a block from my house too, but who cares?
11 years ago
Oh, and Im immune from your witty comebacks =P
11 years ago
I want some of whatever Philasour is smoking.
11 years ago
well, at least ryoga´s got the biggest tongue i´ve ever seen - gene simmons style!!! and wouldn´t it be fun to use an electromagnet on his "face" ????
11 years ago
the other guy looks stoned out of his frickin mind.
11 years ago
i'm still waiting for the screenshot of RyogaVee when he was in Matrix Reloaded, dancing amongst hundreds of other loser wannabee stars.
11 years ago
On google'ing your name , damn you get busy, you must have signed up to hundreds of sites.
11 years ago
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=6804944520436582555

"I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About Why no one has ever loved me... (sigh)" .... ahahaha.. Ryogavee you fag.

11 years ago
Your problem Ryoga is you let girls know your a freak before they even think about dating you, the trick is to let them find out themselves after they've fallen for you.

But really i think all that stuff you say to girls is just an act to get them to fall in love with you an get them in the sack.

Either that or your just plain stupid to open yourself up to the world like a sad emo or something like "feel sorry for me" shit. It comes across desperate, you may get a few pity fucks im sure.


11 years ago
Homeless people always look funny in pictures.
11 years ago
My old man got me an autographed picture of Kirby Puckett. Be my freind?
11 years ago
Ryoga -- Which scene in The Matrix Reloaded did you star in?
11 years ago
^^ Answer the question above. ^^<br><br><br>I think we all wanna know.
11 years ago
"...........are slim and nil. Infact, I have better chances finding a mate at the gay bar........." another quote from ryogas profile that manicmania found.
11 years ago
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