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Thanksgiving Whore With All The Stuffin

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... At what point in someones life do the fork in the roads lead to this? 18+

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by yak

submitted November 20th 2006

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Dam, Those bitches are not going to have problems having babies..
11 years ago
Pretty sexy, strange as fuck, but sexy. I like how they tell that poor blonde when she's screaming in pain "Shut up bitch!" lol Awww yeah!
11 years ago
I'm guessing the Baseball Bat scene is from the Violation series at www.jerkoffzone.com
11 years ago
the music goes well...not really
11 years ago
yikes.
11 years ago
well, i wouldnt touch that with a ten-foot....

well.... i guess they would.
11 years ago
hahaha this gives new meaning to the phrase "stunt cock"
11 years ago
that was most entertaining , music was a bit fucking gay.
11 years ago
yea ace the music on that one
11 years ago
you guys didn't like the music on that? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING WEIRDOS!
11 years ago
With the increased use of Aluminum bats, Louisville Slugger had to find a new way to increase market share.
11 years ago
So this guy is going down on this bitch and says, "Man you've got a big pussy. Man you've got a big pussy" and she says "Why did you you say it twice?" to which he replies, "I didn't"

woka woka woka
11 years ago
so he slips one hand in and she says "put both hands in" which he does then she says "now clap" he says "I cant clap my hands in there" to which she replies "shure am tight arent I"
11 years ago
^^ ROFL keep em comin'
11 years ago
So he's looking up her cunt with a flaslight and gets sucked right in, losing the light. While he's looking for the light he bumps into another guy stumbling around "help me find my flashlight so we can find our way out" he says "flashlight hell, help me find my keys and we can drive out" is the reply. badaboom badabing
11 years ago
Groom on his wedding night sees his bride naked for the first time.

"Geez, you've got huge thighs!" he says, and his bride throws him outside and locks the door.

The groom looks around and sees another guy standing outside his room. Turns out this guy also saw his bride naked for the first time and just had to comment on the size of her ass, so she threw him out, too.

Just then another young guy gets tossed out of his room. The first two grooms look at this guy and laugh. One of them says to him, "Put your foot in it?"

The third groom replies, "Nah, but I could have."
11 years ago
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