I thought it was 27 virgins. And you cant fuck 12 year olds like the muhoooommadde prophet dude did. Oh, and hitting your wife. Yes. There ya go. Convert and kill yourself already. Sheesh!
Jedi is not yet an official religion in Australia despite easily reaching the threshold in the census to be acknowledged.
In fact it's rather amusing that people were warned via addressed letters for allegedly entering misleading data about their religion on purpose when the census is supposed to be completely anonymous.
It's actually 72 virgins. I wonder where they all come from. In the Muslim world there must be 72 times the amount of women than men. Fucking idiots they are.
BTW, even though it may be somewhat of a joke, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should really be considered a true religion by now. Noodly Appendage (God) only knows how many people really truely believe in it.
The 72 virgin thing is not in the Koran... well thats what I read many many times.. I just piss and use the koran as my paper toilet. The Prophet Mohammad or whatever he likes to called prolly said that so he can keep banging them 10 year old virgins, told the muslim people that they can have them too , but only in "heaven" , so they all kill themselves to reach them virgins.
But all those "holy warriors" or basic suicide bomber will eventually kill themselves over virgins , I just don't get Y the US doesn't help in that plan, drop a bomb they all go to "heaven" Allah the US
As a priest of the FSM, I can make, for a limited time, the following offer... 74 virgins in the afterlife--each one with a certified, signed and numbered hymen.
Convert within the next 10 minutes, and we will throw in another virgin absolutely free.
If you aren't completely satisfied, you can convert back, AND keep the extra afterlife virgin as a free gift.
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In fact it's rather amusing that people were warned via addressed letters for allegedly entering misleading data about their religion on purpose when the census is supposed to be completely anonymous.
I fucking hate you.
ahhhh life is good
But all those "holy warriors" or basic suicide bomber will eventually kill themselves over virgins , I just don't get Y the US doesn't help in that plan, drop a bomb they all go to "heaven" Allah the US
As a priest of the FSM, I can make, for a limited time, the following offer... 74 virgins in the afterlife--each one with a certified, signed and numbered hymen.
Convert within the next 10 minutes, and we will throw in another virgin absolutely free.
If you aren't completely satisfied, you can convert back, AND keep the extra afterlife virgin as a free gift.
and i look forward to it :)