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You guys always say fuck religion

Heres one that might change ur mind.

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by Stephen

submitted November 7th 2006

21 comments
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I thought it was 27 virgins. And you cant fuck 12 year olds like the muhoooommadde prophet dude did. Oh, and hitting your wife. Yes. There ya go. Convert and kill yourself already. Sheesh!
11 years ago
Now i love weed and all but that is just going to far hahaha
11 years ago
Jedi is not yet an official religion in Australia despite easily reaching the threshold in the census to be acknowledged.

In fact it's rather amusing that people were warned via addressed letters for allegedly entering misleading data about their religion on purpose when the census is supposed to be completely anonymous.
11 years ago
It's actually 72 virgins. I wonder where they all come from. In the Muslim world there must be 72 times the amount of women than men. Fucking idiots they are.
11 years ago
Church of Cognizance and can't even remember their old prayer? Haha... isn't that ironic. Oh well, at least it's a worthy God. Worship away!
11 years ago
BTW, even though it may be somewhat of a joke, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should really be considered a true religion by now. Noodly Appendage (God) only knows how many people really truely believe in it.
11 years ago
i dont say fuck religion i say fuck you stephen you worthless piece of shit.
I fucking hate you.
11 years ago
nice to see you guys havent changed since ive been away, c-o-t-b still enlightening, k-billy still full of bull shit and the rest still bitching

ahhhh life is good
11 years ago
wasnt that spaghetti god part of that disproving god hypothysis, do we have it mucho or not?
11 years ago
I pray to my spaghetti monster every night.
11 years ago
The 72 virgin thing is not in the Koran... well thats what I read many many times.. I just piss and use the koran as my paper toilet. The Prophet Mohammad or whatever he likes to called prolly said that so he can keep banging them 10 year old virgins, told the muslim people that they can have them too , but only in "heaven" , so they all kill themselves to reach them virgins.

But all those "holy warriors" or basic suicide bomber will eventually kill themselves over virgins , I just don't get Y the US doesn't help in that plan, drop a bomb they all go to "heaven" Allah the US
11 years ago
iloseat I love u to man.
11 years ago
I think I've practiced this religion before and didn't know it... or can't remember it.
11 years ago
^Me too lol
11 years ago
FSM Forever!
11 years ago
Death to non-pastafarians! The United States is The Great Santa!!!
11 years ago
72 virgins, huh?

As a priest of the FSM, I can make, for a limited time, the following offer... 74 virgins in the afterlife--each one with a certified, signed and numbered hymen.

Convert within the next 10 minutes, and we will throw in another virgin absolutely free.

If you aren't completely satisfied, you can convert back, AND keep the extra afterlife virgin as a free gift.
11 years ago
Ahh jiminy-C. I still get you made when i make fun of your terrorist friends, huh? Sorry buddy. I will try harder to get you more madder next time!
11 years ago
Religion is the name of my cock. So you can fuck it.
11 years ago
Pastafarians rofl
11 years ago
get me made?

and i look forward to it :)
11 years ago
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