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HOLA, MUCHACHOS!

Translation: "Some guy calling himself 'fries' came in here and said he was going to set a new world record!"

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by Mako

submitted July 25th 2018

9 comments
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comments (9)
Impressive. Nixon’s shit sheet is longer.
4 months ago
Oh, I forgot-he does have an interest in the scatological.
4 months ago
wow, i thought my record would live forever, but i was apparently wrong
4 months ago
story time

i was a nerdy yet drug-fueled freshman at the University Of South Dakota in 1982...i had never had to poop in (semi) public before, and....


long story short - i held it in for two days, then finally had to give in


the result was a two-foot by two-inch Log Of Destiny
tried to flush it, no dice
...the next morning found a a handwritten note on the door to that stall: "King Shit Of Olsen Hall"

a title i still annymously hold as far as i know
4 months ago
spelling is hard, sorry
4 months ago
All hail King Shit Possum!
4 months ago
yay me
4 months ago
* possum turtles *
4 months ago
You probably still hold the state record, for what it’s worth.
4 months ago
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