points: 12

"It's MY House"

...for 63.50 a week

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by possum

submitted July 19th 2018

49 comments
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comments (49)
Josh's attached comments:
"My stepdad seems to have issues. I paid my way and that's just not enough for him. I filmed for proof of my stepdads outburst and bullying.
As you can see in the video I explained numerous times that I paid rent to him and therefore have access to the house but he was too dumb to understand. He is now being punished for his unacceptable behaviour he will now be on the internet forever including YouTube and liveleak. I am also looking to sue him as I was kicked out later that day and he refuses to give me back all the rent I gave him this past year. "
3 months ago
the part i dont get is how he thinks that the "rent money" has to get paid back....
* possum wiki's "rent"now *
3 months ago
Dealt with that kind of shit during my mother’s second marriage. Rent money doesn’t get paid back, but if he does pay rent, he has access to that area of that house and can record this occurrence.
3 months ago
yeah they both need to read more and butch up less
3 months ago
*points to ponder*

























3 months ago
That “you can’t come in this kitchen and record me because I’m angry at you” shit doesn’t fly if the kid decides to sue. Best thing for him would be to gtfo of there and find an apartment.
3 months ago
are they gonna fuck or what?
3 months ago
When that kid came in and said "Don't talk to my mom like that", I thought there was gonna be another argument about who's mum is who's and how much.
3 months ago
"No, it's MY mom, Ryan!"
3 months ago
The whole stepdad/stepson/stepmom/stepdaughter thing never works out. Everyone just ends up hating each other eventually.
3 months ago
Just ask Mackenzie Phillips.
3 months ago
not blocking you dude, but not going to enable you anymore either
3 months ago
That post was fun fun.
3 months ago
What a faggot-douche.
3 months ago
that was my first thought, yes
3 months ago
you 2 seem to be confused
3 months ago
josh is a dick
3 months ago
*fries
3 months ago
fuck ... I would want £63.50 to stay there
3 months ago
What the fuck do I have to do with this?
3 months ago
Also, I'd have kicked that punk the fuck out at the get go.
3 months ago
give over... he'd have kicked your ass
3 months ago
@mags: face it, a you-and-boner reality-show would be awesome
3 months ago
He'd be dead and I'd be locked up within fifteen minutes.
3 months ago
would that count as an eviction?
3 months ago
More like a ejection.
3 months ago
I have lost it. That's the last "I'm so cool" Magawd comment I'm going to put up with. Or rather, the previous one was.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.

You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.

Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
3 months ago
* possum gets an erection from mags ejection *
3 months ago
It’s like the angle of the dangle... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
3 months ago
we be rapping now?
3 months ago
I was freestylin’, yo.
3 months ago
ok funfun
3 months ago
Now I shall watch On The Waterfront.
3 months ago
the original OTW?
3 months ago
kudos if so
3 months ago
* possum and deadwife saw a theatrical re-release of Casablanca in 1996....it was really very good *
3 months ago
Yeah, it’s on TMC. Brandi and Cobb were awesome in this.
3 months ago
*Brando
3 months ago
Fuck, I’m dyslexic tonight. Meant TCM. Lots of classics on that channel.
3 months ago
Bono, write a book of your inane internet novellas so I’ll have something to wipe my ass with.
3 months ago
nightmare people
3 months ago
^fellow old guy
3 months ago
It's OUR House https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuvdeEC5y8
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AIqYVZ7gc
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZtJWJe_K_w
3 months ago
Nice. At least your vid works outside of Europe.
3 months ago
Guy is a total douche
2 months ago
recover password
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