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by Magawd

submitted July 14th 2018

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meh
3 months ago
i just got "design yorick's tombstone!" dropped in my lap by surviving bro and sis'ss (sisters?)


reallife problems R weird
3 months ago
How long has he been dead now?
3 months ago
three years this wednesday
3 months ago
it got complicated - i wanted to use a half-concrete block that he had used for a squirrel he ran over whlist mowing the lawn in 1973...spray-painted purple and green with the immortal epitaph "Here Lies Sqirrel"....my sibs didnt like that idea although i KNOW yorick would have
3 months ago
then things and stuff happened, and tadaah its three years later
3 months ago
*Nobody wants to pay for it, so now the responsibility falls to you, and if you don’t come up with the money, it’s all your fault Yorick doesn’t have a headstone.
3 months ago
Was I close?
3 months ago
no actually my sis from houston is offering a grand all of a sudden, and my bro from Mpls is offering at least $800
3 months ago
That’ll get you a flat grave marker, at least.
3 months ago
...but now they want me to come up with ideas for tombstones...and all i got is "Here Lies Yorick"
3 months ago
All you need is his first and last name, when he was born and when died. Easy enough.
3 months ago
its all for show anyway, cause only about a third of his ashes got buried there...the rest me and Bill scattered over Mille Lacs Lake and other strange places
3 months ago
No offense, but you’re probably the last guy they should’ve asked for an epitaph. It’ll probably end up saying “Pants: they cover up your butt.”
3 months ago
agreed
3 months ago
I want mine to say “Born: July 19, 1976 Died: In your arms tonight”
3 months ago
or maybe "RIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3 months ago
“Here lies Yorick...\me smokes dope now...”
3 months ago
my epitaph will be: "Well Hell, at least I didnt fuck up and get addicted to meth so i outlived you you bastard"
3 months ago
Whunu would probably have the best one: “Good night to all that deserve it.”
3 months ago
MS YORICK TOMBSTONE EPITAPH CONTEST!
3 months ago
“Meth is a hell of a drug.”
3 months ago
* Mako will take his Muchosucko t shirt now. *
3 months ago
so at one time, yak actually really sent out tshirts and stickers and stuff?
3 months ago
hmm... i wonder...
3 months ago
Idk about sending them out, but he had them made thru Cafepress. Nix has a t shirt and OhSnap had a bumper sticker on her SUV.
3 months ago
even fucking Wario got a t shirt :(
3 months ago
Yeah and he wasn’t even around for that long
3 months ago
here's a funfun challenge: ripoff site now gives away t shirts and stickers and hats....

* possum thinks there is no $ for that, but keeps an open mind *
3 months ago
maybe his mom needs to consent to Anal?
3 months ago
I have a shirt.
3 months ago
Did any of yorick’s ashes end up anywhere illegal?
3 months ago
His mother was a drug addict and sent him to live with his grandmother at a young age, so she’s probably open to anal.
3 months ago
You also have chapped lips, Kirk.
3 months ago
I do?

* JamesTKirk lips seem moist and subtle. *
3 months ago
Lol
3 months ago
I whooshed on something I’m sure.
3 months ago
I was implying that you kissed yak’s ass and all you got was a t shirt.
3 months ago
I highly recommend the sesame chicken salad from Panera, btw. Good stuff.
3 months ago
@ jim way up there....nope, not yet

stay tuned though, who knows?
3 months ago
lol@dem JT comments
3 months ago
Hey, what the fuck. I’ve tried. Yak is annoyed with me. I’m sure I’m at fault.
3 months ago
I tried a couple times, too.
3 months ago
dudes, there might be some progress on the yak front



tomorrow will tell
3 months ago
Do or do not.
3 months ago
Seriously though, what is with Gowdy's ever-changing hairstyles?? It drives me crazy.
3 months ago
He's having a identity crisis.
3 months ago
Can’t decide if he’s human or Earthworm Jim.
3 months ago
It took CrowMagnumMan weeks of hard effort to convince yak to unbann me. Thanks btw...
3 months ago
welcome
3 months ago
And sealbasher cried like a fucking faggot all the time he was banned
3 months ago
Sealbasher/ CrowFagnumFag is kinda like a kid from 4chan, but not a modern one...more like one from circa 2004.
3 months ago
i got you unbanned, you krautwreck - all you did was whine and bitch
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KmhGYB4NdYc
3 months ago
recover password
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