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TMI at city council meeting

she needs a hug and some zimas stat

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by possum

submitted July 9th 2018

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i like the guy in row 2
2 weeks ago
I wanted to hear Harold!
2 weeks ago
you want more after Lisa Ann?
2 weeks ago
Maybe he had some options for her!
2 weeks ago
in his pants
2 weeks ago
Next meeting is to see if her gunt qualifies for it’s own zip code.
2 weeks ago
Well? Would she feel better.....or worse?
2 weeks ago
Also, pants: they cover up your butt.
2 weeks ago
best line from MST3000 ever
2 weeks ago
Five-pound potty?! She must have had a big breakfast!
2 weeks ago
Iowa State University...the high school after high school.
2 weeks ago
the ISU Cyclones resent that collectively and ineffectively
2 weeks ago
They have an 87% acceptance rate, dude. Even fries could get accepted there.
2 weeks ago
you applied then?
2 weeks ago
Nah, looked it up on IPEDS.
2 weeks ago
Shit, my school’s a state university and we only take 59% of applicants.
2 weeks ago
fun fact: in 1994 i got a series of mysterious phone calls over a three day period
turns out it was the actual FBI...my high school buddy Lance C (brilliant, though differently-abled due to cerebral palsy) (read as walked like a gimp) was getting backround-checked after applying for a job at a nuke site in Kansas and actually put possum down as a reference

1 - lol somebody put me down as a ref for a nuke site
2 - i fucking freaked out and lived in my Pontiac Bonneville for almost a week
3 - ohw yeah - Lance was an ISU grad (yay i remembered where i was going with this!
4 -
* possum quits whilst stiill ahead!!!!!! *
2 weeks ago
the only stories i still think are funny are the ones that actually happened, but i still cant figure out
2 weeks ago
Well, that’s what *makes* them funny: that you can’t figure them out. Right?
2 weeks ago
tbh, not really

its more of a "did it really happen or not?"
2 weeks ago
this Lance story actually hapened......
pretty sure it did at least
2 weeks ago
Yeah, it probably happened, just maybe not in that way. I know your memory isn’t the best nowadays.
2 weeks ago
my memory is cool and froody
real life is a diff story
2 weeks ago
I talked to the same fucking FBI fags that failed me for a background check the week after for my college friend/roommate. He got a job. The feebs fucked me and laughed when they showed up at the same fucking place.
2 weeks ago
“How do you two know each other?”
“You were here last week”

Fucking feds.
2 weeks ago
You people need better friends.
2 weeks ago
they seemed really inept on all fronts in this lil backround check of Lance
2 weeks ago
Well, the guys that showed up in our case were assholes.

I wonder if I could get a security clearance now. It’s been 29 years.
2 weeks ago
Dude, Jared Kushner has a job in the White House without a security clearance. You’d be approved in a day.
2 weeks ago
at one point i had this "anonymous" caller who wanted to meet me privately on a gravel road 3 miles north of Lennox, South Dakota...t talk about "Lance"
2 weeks ago
Sounds like the way I used to have to buy drugs.
2 weeks ago
Lol, in my case they just showed up.

I would have done the gravel road thing. Just to see.
2 weeks ago
is it any wonder i freaked? (consider my drug intake and etc)
2 weeks ago
next up



meep
2 weeks ago
If you want a TS these days you're looking at 2 years to complete the SBI cuz of backlog unless you can compel them to fast track.

You'd have to be sponsored by a contractor on unclass work until/if the clearance goes through.
2 weeks ago
Kirk, if you do, hollah. I'll show you how to beat it.
2 weeks ago
okay, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2 weeks ago
Cat, don’t really need to now, but it would be interesting. I’m sure they have the 1989 NSA application on hand. By the way it was mainframe COBOL-JCL work.
2 weeks ago
youre that nerd
2 weeks ago
You fuck!
2 weeks ago
Yelling soap fuck.
2 weeks ago
Oh shit, NSA? You solve that you're cleared for everything. Warning: They don't call it The Puzzle Palace for nothing. It's like through the looking glass in that nuthouse
2 weeks ago
I was >< close.
2 weeks ago
“Spies Like Us” was based on the true story of Kirk and Claude during the 1980’s.
2 weeks ago
mmmm....Donna Dixon...
2 weeks ago
mmmmm.... green-bar paper....
2 weeks ago
You didn't lose. To get an NSA ticket you have to do financial disclosures and a lifestyle polygraph every year. *brrrrrr*
2 weeks ago
Hmmm, I’d rock the lifestyle poly. It’s that pesky financial disclosure. How can I fuck the irs and do that?
2 weeks ago
Exactly.
2 weeks ago
Lol Austin Milbarge and Emmett Fitz-Hume.
2 weeks ago
But knowing you, The LS polygraphers would have you busting out like Arnold in Total Recall.
2 weeks ago
Two weeks.
2 weeks ago
dont even start with the Donna Dixon you fuck
2 weeks ago
I can’t believe she’s still married to Dan Aykroyd.
2 weeks ago
um
2 weeks ago
Whuchu got against Donna?
2 weeks ago
https://i.imgur.com/kno3xOp.jpg
2 weeks ago
She’s still fuckable.
2 weeks ago
YOU CAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
beat me to the punch...
I still would
2 weeks ago
Oh yes. ...and 6 whole decades
2 weeks ago
Now you do one Billy!
2 weeks ago
Reminds me of when I met Anthony Bourdaine in Hancock Airport and afterwards thought “God, he seems depressed.”
2 weeks ago
ol danny ackroids makes funnies..so of course he would get a beaut like her
2 weeks ago
from the same gala




https://i.imgur.com/AxRaTeM.jpg
2 weeks ago
It’s cause they were both GLG-20 Foreign Service Operatives
2 weeks ago
damn she is all woman.
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTfU7VL4j4
2 weeks ago
by my old shop there was this online wine joint...ol' danny boy showed up one saturday to hock his skulldigger wodka..i wonder if the little woman made the trip
2 weeks ago
How much does something like that bring?
2 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R6bMz-AALow
2 weeks ago
$45 for the 750ml...and then theres a different one for $58

http://www.bevmo.com/catalog/product/view/id/11298
2 weeks ago
I thought ol' lady ledford bit the dust?
2 weeks ago
i'm sorry, but i gunt hear you
2 weeks ago
Dude: We are re-zoning.
Her: I don’t have Facebook.


Fascinating
2 weeks ago
That’s Trump voters for ya.
2 weeks ago
and the library stole her password!
2 weeks ago
Gosh darn it all ya heck!
2 weeks ago
Ya, that library thing was creepy.
2 weeks ago
*ta
2 weeks ago
did i hear her right?...her lawyer is Just In Title?
2 weeks ago
copyrighted
2 weeks ago
never heard of him
2 weeks ago
Yup. She doesn’t know if they’ve ever heard of him.
2 weeks ago
She probably thought her used car salesman was her attorney.
2 weeks ago
"i keep gettin letters from Bill Collection"
2 weeks ago
Yah, Jerry Lundegaard was her car salesman tho.
2 weeks ago
You want the clear coat?
2 weeks ago
My boss said I can take $100 off of that Truecoat!
2 weeks ago
possum's cousin/aunt and her antics
2 weeks ago
no IOWA
2 weeks ago
well who sent you this then?
2 weeks ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE has so many damn relatives in orange city,iowa *
2 weeks ago
thank god most of my rellies are either still in sodak, texas, or Northern Europe
2 weeks ago
Thank god most of mine are dead.
2 weeks ago
Found one in Argentina recently, though. We still don’t know how we have the same last name, but my great grandfather was quite the globetrotter.
2 weeks ago
*mako confirmed as descendent of nazis
2 weeks ago
Nah, grandpa just liked to fuck a lot.
2 weeks ago
*Italian Fascist Nazis
2 weeks ago
Yeah, get it right, Billy.
2 weeks ago
thanks yall
2 weeks ago
recover password
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