points: 14

They Call Me...Assface

"i love i hate you i hate you i love you just please kick my ass and spit in my face"

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by possum

submitted July 7th 2018

68 comments
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comments (68)
Stan is/was a faggot
2 weeks ago
was
2 weeks ago
They were just having fun fun.
2 weeks ago
assface funfun
2 weeks ago
True...but nonetheless fun fun.
2 weeks ago
my wife's lhasa Apso assfucked her (male) maine coon cat to death in 1990, fact
2 weeks ago
it was all funfun until the choke-hold
2 weeks ago
Everyone knows choke holds are illegal in assface fun fun, too.
2 weeks ago
It’s in the rule book written by the International Bottled Water Association.
2 weeks ago
Some of the rules don’t make much sense though. They’re rather odd, on par with a British Muchoer logging out, then logging in with an alt, thinking he’s being all sneaky.
2 weeks ago
Of course that never happens here, though.
2 weeks ago
wait, fries is rking?
2 weeks ago
Ya never know.
2 weeks ago
BUSTED!!
2 weeks ago
Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.
2 weeks ago
it all makes sense now
2 weeks ago
Amazing how quickly people log out when they’ve been busted, too.
2 weeks ago
like who?
2 weeks ago
rking
2 weeks ago
* Mako thought that’s who we were talking about. *
2 weeks ago
* possum needs a minute to process stuff *
2 weeks ago
um - rking is fries???????
2 weeks ago
* Mako thinks poss probably doesn’t get it. *
2 weeks ago
* Magawd is suffering from smoke inhalation *
2 weeks ago
* Mako knows how possum works now. *
2 weeks ago
* possum doesnt get it *
2 weeks ago
* Mako does the Mr. Burns voice: “Excellent!” *
2 weeks ago
* Magawd is in the land of Zeke burning swindled wood *
2 weeks ago
BeesKneesy gets it, though he won’t utter a single word of it.
2 weeks ago
He's a jackpe alt
2 weeks ago
He’s actually a free_tr alt.
2 weeks ago
he's actually just a guy on the autism/aspergers spectrum i think, with a bitchy controlling wife
2 weeks ago
Guess you do know Jackie then.
2 weeks ago
*jackpe
2 weeks ago
same diff?
2 weeks ago
wow, that was spot on
2 weeks ago
No. But BeesKneesy is also a Big-goolies alt.
2 weeks ago
Lmao it’s fuckin hilarious how autocorrect did that though.
2 weeks ago
tr was never the same after jackie left him/stopped enabling him
2 weeks ago
sadsad
2 weeks ago
Meh, they’re both fuckin lowlifes and nobody misses them.
2 weeks ago
tr was interesting as hell, but i hope he's dead now
2 weeks ago
I honestly didn’t read too many of his parage-er, comments.
2 weeks ago
*paragraps or
2 weeks ago
I’m sure he could tell you exactly how many, though.
2 weeks ago
dude was amazing, but i'm glad he's gone
2 weeks ago
Okay.
2 weeks ago
I don't alt
2 weeks ago
BUSTED!!! Nobody said anything about you, dumbass.
2 weeks ago
possum did... or don't you read his comments
2 weeks ago
he has me possum-blocked
2 weeks ago
He asked if you were rking, fries. I told him no. But Big-goolies and BeesKneesy? They’re both alts and HUGE faggots.
2 weeks ago
BUSTED!!!
2 weeks ago
Anyone know why I can't see this in the new subs list?
2 weeks ago
3rd one down, md
2 weeks ago
lol nope, not there at all.
2 weeks ago
can you see it on the "featured" page? (#6)
2 weeks ago
most commented? (#1)
2 weeks ago
sure you dont have it set for "points", not "newest?
(aka Zeke's Folly)
2 weeks ago
everything good now?
2 weeks ago
does anyone still have the Zeke Being Aggresively Drunk At Yak thread, where he just hasnt clicked on "newest" and gets power-dumped at least 2000 points by yak/kirk/drums for being an idiot?

funfun
2 weeks ago
priceless
2 weeks ago
Who’s “yak?”
2 weeks ago
It's all good now. I couldn't see anything new since sealbasher's last subs.
2 weeks ago
I was in some kind of sealbasher hell.
2 weeks ago
lol
1 week ago
recover password
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