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Happy Independence Day, Fries!

The birthday of the greatest country that ever existed

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted July 4th 2018

143 comments
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...And then, it was time to get rid of those injuns.
3 weeks ago
They’re still here....somewhere.
3 weeks ago
drunk at the casino
3 weeks ago
Yup. They have cheap gasoline and booze and cigs though.
3 weeks ago
Fair exchange. We invented booze, they invented smokes.
3 weeks ago
Actually, Greeks were the first to drink alcohol.
3 weeks ago
I didn't mean us English. The Greeks though eh? I would've thought the Egyptians.
3 weeks ago
Greeks drank mead. I think the Egyptians came up with beer.
3 weeks ago
The Chinese had something made from grapes and rice somewhere along the timeline too.
3 weeks ago
Who smoked weed first, Makopedia?
3 weeks ago
Chinese were first with that one too.
3 weeks ago
So that's where the saying "Chinese eyes" comes from....
3 weeks ago
lmao
3 weeks ago
Bazinga.
3 weeks ago
And yet they couldn't come up with glass on their own.
3 weeks ago
Go figure, right?
3 weeks ago
That's weed for you. Gives you a false sense of accomplishment.
3 weeks ago
They made fucking gunpowder but never walked the beach after a lightning storm, found some glass and put two and two together.
3 weeks ago
From what I learned living in SoDak briefly, it's full of native americans. Probably ask poss though. Bet he gets all his drugs from them.
3 weeks ago
Living in America must be like living in the UK with pikies... except they were there first
3 weeks ago
We don’t have any “pikies” here. We threw them all out.
3 weeks ago
You didn't understand my point
3 weeks ago
Yep, I did.
2 weeks ago
hurray for historical inaccuracies
3 weeks ago
^sore loser
3 weeks ago
Listen if you're gonna celebrate your revolutionary crap then at least get it correct
3 weeks ago
Correct, iagayd
3 weeks ago
downvote for bullshit... as you have enough clout to have me put in prison
3 weeks ago
For your deviant behavior.
3 weeks ago
Shit, there’s enough evidence based on his posts alone.
3 weeks ago
Upvote for historical accuracy.
3 weeks ago
which school did you go to again ? the one for retards
3 weeks ago
South Axholme school.
3 weeks ago
Unlikely
3 weeks ago
Yup, graduated from there, class of ‘94.
3 weeks ago
Ah, go easy on poor fires. You know he was home schooled, right? By his Uncle. In the shed in the backyard. Where Mommy dearest could see his...


...lessons.
3 weeks ago
couldn't*
3 weeks ago
Mako you didnt
3 weeks ago
Yep, I did.
2 weeks ago
Except you didnt
2 weeks ago
Accept I did.
2 weeks ago
I accept your are a taxi driver with pondside shed
2 weeks ago
You're
2 weeks ago
Except that I’m not. But I accept that you’re a drunk loser with no life that lives with his mother.
2 weeks ago
Fries, do you live with your mother, like Norman Bates? I gotta know
2 weeks ago
yes
2 weeks ago
i'm thinking bad thoughts now...about MS in gen
2 weeks ago
* possum night just be tired though - *
2 weeks ago
um - minus the n, add the m if you want
2 weeks ago
either way
2 weeks ago
it did not happen like this in reality
3 weeks ago
I suddenly feel dirty for agreeing
3 weeks ago
fucking lazy cartoonist...get off your ass and finish coloring in those limey twat heads
3 weeks ago
100% historically accurate though.
3 weeks ago
WOW!
3 weeks ago
Mother England says 'fuck your links'!
3 weeks ago
*Everyone says
3 weeks ago
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BOTH HERE AT THA MOMENT...


FUCK YOU NIGGER'S!!!!

3 weeks ago
shut up
3 weeks ago
hug me, maggie.
3 weeks ago
I'll hug you with a clamp truck.
3 weeks ago
lol
3 weeks ago
DUDE..I DROVE A SQUEEZE-CLAMP FOR MURRAY LAWNMOWERS BACK IN THE MID 90s!!!! I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UX0S12KyHXA
3 weeks ago
Your face is a squeeze clamp.
3 weeks ago
....and shove that link up your ass
3 weeks ago
your MAMA'S PUSSY.. is a squeeze clamp.
3 weeks ago
@THA BOTH OF YA!!! SELFIE..WITH SIGN..OR GTFO!!!

http://muchosucko.com/137620/For-Sharko
3 weeks ago
I found punkies neighbor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2x4evM2czA
3 weeks ago
That's almost a sub right there.
3 weeks ago
I'd upvote it.
3 weeks ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing
3 weeks ago
Hey, Maggie..sub your'$ and I'll sub mine!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTflg8fucvg
3 weeks ago
I would have pissed on his hand.
3 weeks ago
and I would've used it as lube, negro. 8)))))))
3 weeks ago
That's because you're retarded. Piss is a poor lubricator.
3 weeks ago
no it's not. It's great BUTT-LUBE. 8))))))))))))))
3 weeks ago
oh yeah, you're right, Darin!









































Said nobody, ever.
3 weeks ago
huh? My name's not Darin. Who told you that?
3 weeks ago
Everybody knows it
3 weeks ago
poor George 3, so misunderstood
3 weeks ago
huh, quite a few folks supposedly online atm, but nobody's commenting....User must be here?
3 weeks ago
We were yammering away a few minutes ago, then assface showed up.
3 weeks ago
still here?
3 weeks ago
yeah it is...
3 weeks ago
off i go then
3 weeks ago
* possum looks for dumb subs and might be back *
3 weeks ago
"yammering"? Are you for real?
3 weeks ago
What part of "shut up" do you not get ?
3 weeks ago
the part where you said it?
3 weeks ago
before i go - punkyblock is bliss

almost jeff bliss level bliss

still surprised that there are folks who havent installed it yet
3 weeks ago
* possum byes *
3 weeks ago
Implying that if someone else said it, you would actually do it...

You wouldn't, because you're a relentlessly stupid cunt.
3 weeks ago
EMAIL ME A FUCKIN' STORY...YOU FATASS REDNECK!!!
3 weeks ago
punky, you are less wanted here than you were when you were born to your crackwhore mother, you fucking gormless potatoid
3 weeks ago
settle down, MD. You people really blow my mind with your internet TUFFGUY bullshit.
3 weeks ago
*TOUGH
3 weeks ago
you're boring. Mainly because you're stupid.

This is not toughguy talk, this is a painfully obvious observation
3 weeks ago
stop picking flights with people, MD.
3 weeks ago
^thinks it's people
3 weeks ago
incredible
3 weeks ago
look, man..I'm wasted..it's the 4th and I'm askin' you to chill tha fuck out, broseph.

Thx.
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8eLAsBmzQ4
3 weeks ago
I'm about to call it a night, despite having plenty more beer to drink, simply because you are here, being you. Get fucked, cunt.
3 weeks ago
wow.
3 weeks ago
lol - guessing MD was/is reffing User here
1 - good and accurate comment, but
2- again, why dont you just block User like most of us have?
3 weeks ago
to me, the only valid selling point of the clone site was the "no assface" promise....block User and it's the same damn thing only w/o boner

win/win
3 weeks ago
I mice elf find that it’s easy to deal with people like him, poss. They never say or do anything new anyway.
3 weeks ago
Just checking


Are sharks born with an innate sense of irony?
3 weeks ago
No. Are lesbians?
3 weeks ago
And besides, irony is a literary concept.
3 weeks ago
even a mensa member like Alanis often gets this wrong
3 weeks ago
Alanis Morrisette? In Mensa? I don’t think so.
3 weeks ago
protip: its not ironic if its part of the joke
3 weeks ago
its part of the joke
3 weeks ago
Which joke?
3 weeks ago
* possum waits for dunb sub to load.... *
3 weeks ago
Oh yeah, sometimes we have to wait for it. I forgot.
3 weeks ago
okay
3 weeks ago
Your words, sir.
3 weeks ago
Also helps to know the difference between irony and paradox.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DmE8-Xg0Kg
3 weeks ago
You honestly think I’m gonna watch that?
3 weeks ago
User will
3 weeks ago
DONT FEEL LEFT OUT!

watch eet!
3 weeks ago
I doubt it. He ran off on his fixed gear bicycle to buy some Taco Bell or something.
3 weeks ago
um nightly

alarm set for 6:36 AM
3 weeks ago
See ya. Still not watching it.
3 weeks ago
Glad Thats over for another year
3 weeks ago
Self-rightous fucks
3 weeks ago
I bet you're fapping right now thinking of Benjamin Franklin's codpiece shoved straight down your throat.
2 weeks ago
Leave him alone and go listen to Kid Rock.
2 weeks ago
Sesame Street Fags
2 weeks ago
Where Americans are educated
2 weeks ago
So butthurt^
2 weeks ago
I can assure you it was NOT Sesame Street. It was produced by ABC as part of their Schoolhouse Rock series.
2 weeks ago
Can't talk shit about school house rock
2 weeks ago
Happy 4th you cucks
2 weeks ago
You're a day late m8
2 weeks ago
And a whole year late with the phrase “cucks”.
2 weeks ago
ha!
2 weeks ago
DUDE'S A FUCKIN' LAZYASS TRIP. d8)))))))))))))))))))))

http://muchosucko.com/127387/birthday-cake
2 weeks ago
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