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Happy Independence Day, Fries!

The birthday of the greatest country that ever existed

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted July 4th 2018

143 comments
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...And then, it was time to get rid of those injuns.
4 months ago
They’re still here....somewhere.
4 months ago
drunk at the casino
4 months ago
Yup. They have cheap gasoline and booze and cigs though.
4 months ago
Fair exchange. We invented booze, they invented smokes.
4 months ago
Actually, Greeks were the first to drink alcohol.
4 months ago
I didn't mean us English. The Greeks though eh? I would've thought the Egyptians.
4 months ago
Greeks drank mead. I think the Egyptians came up with beer.
4 months ago
The Chinese had something made from grapes and rice somewhere along the timeline too.
4 months ago
Who smoked weed first, Makopedia?
4 months ago
Chinese were first with that one too.
4 months ago
So that's where the saying "Chinese eyes" comes from....
4 months ago
lmao
4 months ago
Bazinga.
4 months ago
And yet they couldn't come up with glass on their own.
4 months ago
Go figure, right?
4 months ago
That's weed for you. Gives you a false sense of accomplishment.
4 months ago
They made fucking gunpowder but never walked the beach after a lightning storm, found some glass and put two and two together.
4 months ago
From what I learned living in SoDak briefly, it's full of native americans. Probably ask poss though. Bet he gets all his drugs from them.
4 months ago
Living in America must be like living in the UK with pikies... except they were there first
4 months ago
We don’t have any “pikies” here. We threw them all out.
4 months ago
You didn't understand my point
4 months ago
Yep, I did.
4 months ago
hurray for historical inaccuracies
4 months ago
^sore loser
4 months ago
Listen if you're gonna celebrate your revolutionary crap then at least get it correct
4 months ago
Correct, iagayd
4 months ago
downvote for bullshit... as you have enough clout to have me put in prison
4 months ago
For your deviant behavior.
4 months ago
Shit, there’s enough evidence based on his posts alone.
4 months ago
Upvote for historical accuracy.
4 months ago
which school did you go to again ? the one for retards
4 months ago
South Axholme school.
4 months ago
Unlikely
4 months ago
Yup, graduated from there, class of ‘94.
4 months ago
Ah, go easy on poor fires. You know he was home schooled, right? By his Uncle. In the shed in the backyard. Where Mommy dearest could see his...


...lessons.
4 months ago
couldn't*
4 months ago
Mako you didnt
4 months ago
Yep, I did.
4 months ago
Except you didnt
4 months ago
Accept I did.
4 months ago
I accept your are a taxi driver with pondside shed
4 months ago
You're
4 months ago
Except that I’m not. But I accept that you’re a drunk loser with no life that lives with his mother.
4 months ago
Fries, do you live with your mother, like Norman Bates? I gotta know
4 months ago
yes
4 months ago
i'm thinking bad thoughts now...about MS in gen
4 months ago
* possum night just be tired though - *
4 months ago
um - minus the n, add the m if you want
4 months ago
either way
4 months ago
it did not happen like this in reality
4 months ago
I suddenly feel dirty for agreeing
4 months ago
fucking lazy cartoonist...get off your ass and finish coloring in those limey twat heads
4 months ago
100% historically accurate though.
4 months ago
WOW!
4 months ago
Mother England says 'fuck your links'!
4 months ago
*Everyone says
4 months ago
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BOTH HERE AT THA MOMENT...


FUCK YOU NIGGER'S!!!!

4 months ago
shut up
4 months ago
hug me, maggie.
4 months ago
I'll hug you with a clamp truck.
4 months ago
lol
4 months ago
DUDE..I DROVE A SQUEEZE-CLAMP FOR MURRAY LAWNMOWERS BACK IN THE MID 90s!!!! I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UX0S12KyHXA
4 months ago
Your face is a squeeze clamp.
4 months ago
....and shove that link up your ass
4 months ago
your MAMA'S PUSSY.. is a squeeze clamp.
4 months ago
@THA BOTH OF YA!!! SELFIE..WITH SIGN..OR GTFO!!!

http://muchosucko.com/137620/For-Sharko
4 months ago
I found punkies neighbor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2x4evM2czA
4 months ago
That's almost a sub right there.
4 months ago
I'd upvote it.
4 months ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing
4 months ago
Hey, Maggie..sub your'$ and I'll sub mine!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTflg8fucvg
4 months ago
I would have pissed on his hand.
4 months ago
and I would've used it as lube, negro. 8)))))))
4 months ago
That's because you're retarded. Piss is a poor lubricator.
4 months ago
no it's not. It's great BUTT-LUBE. 8))))))))))))))
4 months ago
oh yeah, you're right, Darin!









































Said nobody, ever.
4 months ago
huh? My name's not Darin. Who told you that?
4 months ago
Everybody knows it
4 months ago
poor George 3, so misunderstood
4 months ago
huh, quite a few folks supposedly online atm, but nobody's commenting....User must be here?
4 months ago
We were yammering away a few minutes ago, then assface showed up.
4 months ago
still here?
4 months ago
yeah it is...
4 months ago
off i go then
4 months ago
* possum looks for dumb subs and might be back *
4 months ago
"yammering"? Are you for real?
4 months ago
What part of "shut up" do you not get ?
4 months ago
the part where you said it?
4 months ago
before i go - punkyblock is bliss

almost jeff bliss level bliss

still surprised that there are folks who havent installed it yet
4 months ago
* possum byes *
4 months ago
Implying that if someone else said it, you would actually do it...

You wouldn't, because you're a relentlessly stupid cunt.
4 months ago
EMAIL ME A FUCKIN' STORY...YOU FATASS REDNECK!!!
4 months ago
punky, you are less wanted here than you were when you were born to your crackwhore mother, you fucking gormless potatoid
4 months ago
settle down, MD. You people really blow my mind with your internet TUFFGUY bullshit.
4 months ago
*TOUGH
4 months ago
you're boring. Mainly because you're stupid.

This is not toughguy talk, this is a painfully obvious observation
4 months ago
stop picking flights with people, MD.
4 months ago
^thinks it's people
4 months ago
incredible
4 months ago
look, man..I'm wasted..it's the 4th and I'm askin' you to chill tha fuck out, broseph.

Thx.
4 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8eLAsBmzQ4
4 months ago
I'm about to call it a night, despite having plenty more beer to drink, simply because you are here, being you. Get fucked, cunt.
4 months ago
wow.
4 months ago
lol - guessing MD was/is reffing User here
1 - good and accurate comment, but
2- again, why dont you just block User like most of us have?
4 months ago
to me, the only valid selling point of the clone site was the "no assface" promise....block User and it's the same damn thing only w/o boner

win/win
4 months ago
I mice elf find that it’s easy to deal with people like him, poss. They never say or do anything new anyway.
4 months ago
Just checking


Are sharks born with an innate sense of irony?
4 months ago
No. Are lesbians?
4 months ago
And besides, irony is a literary concept.
4 months ago
even a mensa member like Alanis often gets this wrong
4 months ago
Alanis Morrisette? In Mensa? I don’t think so.
4 months ago
protip: its not ironic if its part of the joke
4 months ago
its part of the joke
4 months ago
Which joke?
4 months ago
* possum waits for dunb sub to load.... *
4 months ago
Oh yeah, sometimes we have to wait for it. I forgot.
4 months ago
okay
4 months ago
Your words, sir.
4 months ago
Also helps to know the difference between irony and paradox.
4 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DmE8-Xg0Kg
4 months ago
You honestly think I’m gonna watch that?
4 months ago
User will
4 months ago
DONT FEEL LEFT OUT!

watch eet!
4 months ago
I doubt it. He ran off on his fixed gear bicycle to buy some Taco Bell or something.
4 months ago
um nightly

alarm set for 6:36 AM
4 months ago
See ya. Still not watching it.
4 months ago
Glad Thats over for another year
4 months ago
Self-rightous fucks
4 months ago
I bet you're fapping right now thinking of Benjamin Franklin's codpiece shoved straight down your throat.
4 months ago
Leave him alone and go listen to Kid Rock.
4 months ago
Sesame Street Fags
4 months ago
Where Americans are educated
4 months ago
So butthurt^
4 months ago
I can assure you it was NOT Sesame Street. It was produced by ABC as part of their Schoolhouse Rock series.
4 months ago
Can't talk shit about school house rock
4 months ago
Happy 4th you cucks
4 months ago
You're a day late m8
4 months ago
And a whole year late with the phrase “cucks”.
4 months ago
ha!
4 months ago
DUDE'S A FUCKIN' LAZYASS TRIP. d8)))))))))))))))))))))

http://muchosucko.com/127387/birthday-cake
4 months ago
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