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I think I Broke a Nail

Pretty well sums it all up.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted June 26th 2018

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She wanted to look good for the firemen when they showed up.
5 months ago
Might as well, she was probably single at that point.
5 months ago
upvote for mid-sixties Beatles
5 months ago
Guy was a Lebron fan.
5 months ago
Lebron will be leaving Cleveland soon anyway.
5 months ago
1 in 3 chance given he wants to win now. He can’t do that on the west coast.
5 months ago
I have this odd feeling that he’ll end up in Houston.
5 months ago
Houston can only do that if he opts in to his contract for next year.
5 months ago
Right, but if he does decide leave Cleveland, they’ve probably got the best chance of landing him.
5 months ago
i hope he doesnt land in LA..fuck the lakers,the clippers and the horses
5 months ago
No chance of that happening.
5 months ago
Lol he signed with L.A. this afternoon. 4 years, $153 million.
5 months ago
mako..good thing i didnt use your powerball numbers
5 months ago
Thank god. I’m so fucking tired of that clown holding this city hostage over something that boils down to a game that has priced out its fan base.
5 months ago
LaCunt can go suck cock and will never win anymore rings.
5 months ago
all the comments ive been reading all pretty much say something to that effect,admiral
5 months ago
Nixon! Drop your fuckin pants!
5 months ago
The sports fan base here takes him way too seriously. LaFail doesn’t give two shits about these people. He held these blue collars hostage by being a total cock. The owner is a bigger douche and I think is completely fine with the exit to LA
5 months ago
The noncommittal to long term by LeBro wore the billionaire out.
5 months ago
if the lakers dont acquire some more talent,i seriously doubt theyre getting out of the 2nd or 3rd round of the playoffs...chances are slim even with more players
5 months ago
They only have two plays there and they NEED both to even have a shot.
5 months ago
Wait, they just signed JaVale McGee, the biggest goof in the league.
5 months ago
Powerball and state lotto’s are for suckers, Billy. Just a way for states to raise some revenue. And LA’s next target is probably Kawhi Leonard.
5 months ago
Too many roadblocks there. Why would they trade him to a team in their own conference? Popovich is also not gonna do it. Dump him to east and let LA suffer for a year. They have a better chance of Boogie Cousins is the best shot now.
5 months ago
Did Mako actually say 3 days ago there was no chance of LeBron going to the Lakers?
5 months ago
Holy shit... you know how sometimes, there's a news report on something where you happen to be an expert, and they get a ton of shit wrong?

And it makes you think about how fucking retarded most of their other segments probably are?

This is the thread I'll remember the next time Mako tries to be a know-it-all... so tomorrow
5 months ago
They overpaid for Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, too. They brought in Lance Stephenson for a year too, but they still need a decent outside shooter.
5 months ago
Bono, men are talking. Go back to your own website.
5 months ago
And tbh, I thought Billy was speaking of the Clippers.
5 months ago
Kirk, there was a rumor about Leonard going to Philly, but that deal’s dead. If Leonard wants to go to the Lakers after a season, no team (other than the Lakers) is going to put forth a fair offer.
5 months ago
Wrong. AGAIN.

https://twitter.com/jabarijyoung/status/1013490496541470720?s=21

This beat reporter has been the unofficial mouthpiece of Leonard's camp since him wanting to leave first leaked.

There is no reason to say he might stay in Philly. It's not a "leverage" move. Especially now the Lakers already have LeBron, they don't have to worry about enticing him into a superteam.

Leave Sports talk to the men, you balding shitfuck.
5 months ago
You could click right on that link if this were MuchoZucko.com btw
5 months ago
It’s amazing how dumb you really are. Must be drunk again.
5 months ago
He might stay in philly? You know he plays for the Spurs, right? Again, go back to your own site. You are outmatched here, as usual.
5 months ago
You clearly are ignoring context to create one of your gay little traps that only works on dicksuckers like fries. I will not waste further brain calories driving up the comment count here, as it would make my continued victory via MuchoZucko.com less impressive.

Declare victory etc. I will be back in a few days for my 10th anniversary farewell.
5 months ago
If the site hasn't been shut down
5 months ago
Lol nice backpeddle. 🎶 Brave Sir Bono ran away...
5 months ago
Either that or his autism got in the way again. Oh well.
5 months ago
Alright fine, fuck it... this is going to bug me because I really wanted Kawhi to stay.

Mako, read the tweet you fucking holier-than-thou nimrod.

Philly is a real trade destination possibility, and Kawhi Leonard's mouthpiece in the media has announced that Kawhi might stay there beyond the 1 year remaining on his contract if he is dealt.

I will trust him more than some depressed, aging taxi fuck on a dead website.
5 months ago
And no, this anger isn't because of you, it's because I thought Kawhi was going to be the next Tim Duncan, my ultimate man crush
5 months ago
Your boyfriend is either going to LA or Boston. He’s got one year in San Antonio left, at most.
5 months ago
In exchange for Kawhi Leonard, the Spurs asked the 76ers for three future first-round draft choices and two current players. While such a deal may make sense if Leonard was on a long-term contract or made clear he would sign long term, giving all that up would be a huge gamble for Philly
5 months ago
Could do a sign and trade, but not to LA. Only Philly or Boston, which I’m ok with.
5 months ago
Plus Kawhi is weird, which make him fit in Philly for sure.
5 months ago
True, Jim-but the Sixers thought that if they landed Leonard, that was gonna lead to signing Lebron, and that’s not gonna happen now.
5 months ago
They are damn good. I think Leonard gets them a good battle vs Boston in the East. Still a tough go vs West (minus Lakers who still could be shitty).
5 months ago
Also true! Another thing I was thinking: what if Leonard opts to sit out next season? Of course, such a decision would hurt Leonard’s value and may end up resulting in various violations of the collective bargaining agreement. But you like you said, he’s weird.
5 months ago
He could pull off another fake injury.
5 months ago
Without a doubt, Kirk. As it is, he only played in like 9 games this past year.
5 months ago
And hauled in 18.9 million while fucking whores and hanging out with Nixon.
5 months ago
Dude’s pretty much got it made, whatever ends up happening.
5 months ago
Nixon? Yes, a lot of NBA players blow him.
5 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ja47-Ctd04c
5 months ago
What a shifty sounding sport
5 months ago
Sports are a business. Always keep that in mind.
5 months ago
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