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Space....it's the final frontier then, innit?

Cockney Star Trek

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted June 15th 2018

115 comments
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LAST!!
5 months ago
Shite in a bucket!^
5 months ago
Look how much rage Cockney Spock has.
5 months ago
Ya trekkies trekkies bastards ya.
5 months ago
Crikey, that’s no cockney, that’s pikey!
5 months ago
hahahaha this is proper!

Great sub claude!
5 months ago
Are you ok?
5 months ago
That’s not a legit question here. It’s more like “how are your med levels?”
5 months ago
minces - mince pies = eyes
5 months ago
Can you translate this for us, then?
5 months ago
anybody who knows cocknee rhyming can translate this
5 months ago
thing is they are trying to sound more like East End gangsters than just normal cockneys
5 months ago
Yeah, Idc about any of that shit, I just want to know wtf they’re saying.
5 months ago
Like, in real human english, not that faggy fucked up teeth islander english.
5 months ago
What he said^
5 months ago
right so he was talking crap and you agree
5 months ago
He was correct and clarified what I said and I agree. Try using your brain for a change.
5 months ago
if either of you were using your brains then you would be able to any english
5 months ago
+understand
5 months ago
Ohw the irony.
5 months ago
I can understand English just fine. Just not “Cockney rhyming slang” that makes one sound like they have a mouthful of cock.
5 months ago
Must be why they call it “Cockney,” ay guvna?
5 months ago
What I don't get is, how does the country that supposedly created the language fuck it up and not even follow it's own rules of grammar so much and still talk shit about how Americans speak and spell?

Bunch of fookin' junkies bastards, innit, son!
5 months ago
AW MUCH, BROSEPH?????
5 months ago
I think it’s just a dialect, tbh. It’s kinda like how rednecks speak their own dialect in the US. People born in northern UK are pretty much the British version of a redneck.
5 months ago
AAAMEN.
5 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GIk0WN8HpJ8
5 months ago
you smell like HAI KARATE, Sharko!! d8)))))

5 months ago
mako smells of fish
5 months ago
I bet your muscles are as weak as your insults.
5 months ago
Also, fish don’t have an odor.
5 months ago
things smell fishy here.
5 months ago
If you buy fish and it smells, don’t eat it.
5 months ago
Actually wait, you should totally eat it. Eat the smelly fish, Punky.
5 months ago
sooo.. seafood doesn't have a fuckin' smell????? DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU, SHARKO!!!!!

http://muchosucko.com/137455/Punky-Silvia-wdrums
5 months ago
No, it doesn’t. But if you find some that does, eat it.
5 months ago
...........
5 months ago
Punky doesn’t get it.
5 months ago
dude...I don't want to die and seafood has a distinct smell. When you're through with your I KNOW EVERYTHING ROUTIINE..LET ME KNOW.
5 months ago
Pay close attention, Punky: seafood does not have a smell. When you walk past the seafood dept. at a grocery store you’re smelling the decaying bodies of fish that are dead. A freshly caught fish, or even a dead one that has been frozen and/or properly handled, has no odor.
5 months ago
Like I said: Punky doesn’t get it.
5 months ago
If you buy uncooked fish from a market and it has foul odor or smells of ammonia, don’t eat it.
5 months ago
dude..seafood has a slight odor. Come tha fuck on..'SHARKO'. 8P
5 months ago
jesus h.
5 months ago
I said raw seafood. In the case of that pic, ou’re smelling the byproducts of baking the shrimp as well as the products the shrimp were battered or breaded with.
5 months ago
Once again: Punky won’t get it.
5 months ago
Why are you bothering with User, shark?
5 months ago
I’m trying to see if he’s capable of learning, Captain. I’m beginning to believe that my efforts are futile.
5 months ago
Put User on a treatment program.
5 months ago
Lol we used to have a mod that handled that kind of thing.
5 months ago
hahaha!! Dude..you're crazy. When i walk past the butcher shop at a Kroger's grocery store..i can clearly tell they have a select amount of fuckin' seafood. Are you on that weed again??
5 months ago
User may be immune, but yes you are correct shark
5 months ago
And he eats rotten seafood, Jim. That shouldn’t surprise anyone, though.
5 months ago
User is probably immune to that too. If he can tolerate duster, user can down rotten seafoods.
5 months ago
I just experienced so many whoosh moments with him that my ears popped.
5 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WNbjyaRhbU0
5 months ago
User is approaching zeek level immunity. Aliens have started to take over.
5 months ago
I don’t think Punky’s alien, he’s more like undead.
5 months ago
That seafood smell he smells is only part of his brain decaying.
5 months ago
SEAFOOD HAS A SMELL. EAT ME RAW.

5 months ago
Either that or part of him has become gangrenous.
5 months ago
Hmmm, interesting viewpoint VAG.
5 months ago
Here, PunkyBonu. FFS...

https://nutrition.org/is-fish-smelly/
5 months ago
Alright boys, listen up.

Word is there is going to be trouble.

We're gonna have a tear up (fight) with the Klingons.

Klingons? They're naughty (dangerous).

They are proper naughty, Jim.

Yeah I know they are proper naughty, moody geezers (very dangerous men), but don't worry, right? I sent Bones(?) down there early bells (very early), [to] have a bit of a nose around (look around). He's keeping his minces peeled (Mince pies = eyes) in case it comes on top (gets bad).

Bones, you there son? (Son - term on endearment.)

Yeah I'm here Jim. How's the family?

Yeah, sweet as a nut (very well) as it goes (by chance), son.

An' err, what's the script (story/report).

To be fair, ain't a lot happenin' as it goes.

What, no Klingons?

Nah.

No Klingons, you 'avin' a Turkish (Turkish bath = laugh [bath is pronounced baahf, so sounds like laugh]), son? (Having a laugh - kidding, joking).

No mate.

You ain't muggin' us off are ya Bones? (To mug one off is to talk bullshit to someone, make a fool of)

Nah! Straight up (seriously/It's the truth). I haven't [seen?] a single Klingon boat (ship).

I don't believe this. I don't believe this - this is a liberty (an outrage/out of order), they've mugged us off ain't they?

We're being mugged off by the Klingons. (made a fool of)

Fuckin' mugs (mug = idiot, disagreeable bastard)

They've mugged us right off (made us look like very stupid people), you gonna 'ave that Jim? (Are you going to accept that?)

What do you think, do you think I'm gonna 'ave that? (Do you think I'm going to accept that?)

Do you think I'm going to have that off them mugs? (Do you think I;m going to accept this from those arseholes?)

Bones, get yourself back up here son, this is gonna get proper naughty. (There is going to be some serious trouble)
5 months ago
Thanks, MD. Upon further review, I understood the terms they were using, it was just really hard to follow because of the heavy accent.
5 months ago
lol yw. It gave me something to do lol
5 months ago
lol@that Mako dick suckin'❕❕❕❕❕
5 months ago
oi punky you mug

Shat tha fack ap
5 months ago
DON'T MAKE ME STAP YOUR FAT NECK, BOY!!!!!!

http://muchosucko.com/111320/Brandys-got-DSLs
5 months ago
*STAB
5 months ago
Punky, you should make some more OC. Your OC, in comparison to your general presence on the site, is exceptional
5 months ago
“AAARRRRRUGGHHHHH...” lmao
5 months ago
Punky, I would kick ten bells of shit outta you, but you still won't shut up, so it would be a waste of energy.
5 months ago
now we're talkin'. I knew you could sling fist.
5 months ago
dude..I'm just havin' fun, broseph.

SIKE?
5 months ago
don't worry faggot, I'm not a meatbrained thug
5 months ago
good?
5 months ago
shove this song up your wanker pussy(butthole). Be sure to email me a vid of you shootin' your dribble load. 8)))))

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc
5 months ago
no thanks, I won't be shoving it anywhere, least of all my rectum
5 months ago
YAAYZ!!!!
5 months ago
Here Punky, got something for me and something for you https://i.imgur.com/z7IA4Il.jpg
5 months ago
dude..MESHUGGAH MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. YOU SHOULD SHOVE THEM INTO YOUR MIND!!!
5 months ago
Shove that “Orange Jubilee” into your mind, Punky.
5 months ago
HOOK N MOUTH!!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2osUs_k-9w
5 months ago
NOW we're talkin'!
5 months ago
okay, well I tried it. Didn't like it. Metallica>Megadeth.
5 months ago
MetalFaggatron(Metallica)are a buncha faggot idiot's.
5 months ago
still better than megadeth
5 months ago
EAT ME RAW, FATBOY. d8)€==D~~

http://muchosucko.com/137620/For-Sharko
5 months ago
Wait, did you really put a (?) for Bones? As in you didn't know who 'Bones' was?
5 months ago
Yes. I don't know who Bones is.
5 months ago
Before his time and not his country, iagayd.
5 months ago
I thought Star Trek was plenty famous over seas.
5 months ago
Nah, they have lame shit like Dr. Who.
5 months ago
I like Star Trek, just now as much as Star wars. And even then I'm fairly casual, especially these days, with all the milking going on - decades too late.
5 months ago
*not
5 months ago
That shit's been going on even longer than Star Trek hasn't it. Was it ever any good? Pretty sure the answer is no.
5 months ago
Tbh, there were some decent episodes of Dr. Who, I just didn’t like how the actor playing the Dr changed every few years.
5 months ago
Get that MD2020 up in you.
5 months ago
do people still drink MD2020 ? I thought that was just a fad from the 90's
5 months ago
It kinda has a cult following in NY among college kids because it’s bottled about two hours drive from here, but it can be difficult to find. I bought it for my 23 year old cousin.
5 months ago
God Mako, tell me you don't drink Maddog!
5 months ago
boones farm was the wine of choice in sodak at least when i wasnt old enough to buy it...i personally blew BoonesFarm-related chunks on multiple occasions , including the infamous "Ravioli Episode"
5 months ago
mD2020 is owned by Constillation Brands. I was in their HQ on 4/20. Ironic, eh?
5 months ago
I always like that area around Victor, NY. Idk why they decided to keep the bottling plant in Westfield, though.
5 months ago
Lol I don’t drink it, Cheech. I have two college age cousins that wanted to try it when they come out here for the 4th of July.
5 months ago
UK rednecks.
5 months ago
What fucking language is that?
5 months ago
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