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Zack Galifianakis' hilarious new sitcom Bastards

Its all fun and games until Zack loses it

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by BILLYMAYSHERE

submitted June 6th 2018

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Hahaha!
1 month ago
When the balls grow faster than the rest of the body.
I can tell. By his shoe size.
1 month ago
Bono, age 11.
1 month ago
Damnit. The shark aced me out.
1 month ago
SUB A PHOTO OF YOUR FAT FACE, YOU FUCKIN' LOSER!!!
DON'T FORGET YOUR SHARPIE WORK, FAGGOT!!!!!!


http://muchosucko.com/100020/Cant-keep-a-straight-face
1 month ago
The real sad thing about this, you know there are some snowflake mother fuckers in America that will think the adult was out of line. Fucking internet addicted, troll generation of kids.
1 month ago
my bro-in-law and his wife were very determined that they would raise their children w/o any corporal punishment, or even the threat of possible corporal punishment

this lasted up until the wife got two black eyes after trying to coax the five-yr-old and the three-yr-old into "time-out"
1 month ago
I think it depends maybe on the kid and the situation. I have a friend in my hometown that’s a single mother, and she’s never laid a hand on her daughter. She punishes her daughter by the taking away of privileges or by taking her phone for a period of time.
1 month ago
meh, they had three kids under five though (at the time) and all three were hyperactive lil bastards
1 month ago
"mommy hit me back!"

lol
1 month ago
(it was just a mild spanking, but the shock level was fun to watch)
1 month ago
Oh yeah, then that’s a different situation altogether. With one kid it could work, but with three under five y.o.? No way.
1 month ago
my folks had five under eight at one point

thank vishnu we knew when to shut up
1 month ago
* possum grins at ass *
1 month ago
One of my mentors in the taxi business was the youngest of 11 kids. He got disciplined by his older brothers via them making him put on a pair of boxing gloves and fighting one of them.
1 month ago
i'm youngest of five, and yeah the older sibs were a great help in figuring out that You Are Not A Precious Snowflake
1 month ago
I’m an only child (save for two older stepsisters that I haven’t seen in years) and I was raised by a drill sergeant grandfather and a single mother, so I got beaten with a leather belt or slapped with an open hand.
1 month ago
yorick and the other brother didnt beat me up (much)

they were more into just fucking with my head
1 month ago
weirdly, my racist angry dad was not a very violent person at heart - but the simple fact that he WOULD Fuck You Up if he had to, was enough to keep us mostly in line
1 month ago
damn - sorry for the above...TMI

* possum ambles *
1 month ago
That’s how I was with my mother. She would give me this *look* that would make me stop whatever I was doing.
1 month ago
yup yup
1 month ago
Then she made the mistake of enrolling me in in martial arts classes for years and I would practice blocking when she tried to hit me. She was smart, though: she’d wait till I wasn’t paying attention and she sneak in a slap.
1 month ago
jeebus my mom is a total wuss compared to yours

of course, she's 88 now, so i try to cut her some slack when i can
1 month ago
Oh yeah, my mother is close to 70 now, so most of that was all years ago. We got into a small fistfight about five years ago and both felt like shit for it.
1 month ago
My father, now fairly incapacitated by the Parks, was the most fearsome thing me and my two bothers ever knew. My mom isn’t too far behind.
1 month ago
if your folks did it right, there was never much need for violence- just "the look", or "the lean" was enough
1 month ago
Ah, talking about childhood discipline and watching Open Water while the ol’ lady sleeps. It’s right at the part of “Daniel, was that a shark??”
1 month ago
this is one of the drawbacks for me wanting to live in America
1 month ago
this and all the other fucking psycopathic idiots that live there
1 month ago
Lol yeah, one of the drawbacks would be that even a kid would want to slap you like a bitch.
1 month ago
btw - thnks bill and cat
1 month ago
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