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Zack Galifianakis' hilarious new sitcom Bastards

Its all fun and games until Zack loses it

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by BILLYMAYSHERE

submitted June 6th 2018

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Hahaha!
4 months ago
When the balls grow faster than the rest of the body.
I can tell. By his shoe size.
4 months ago
Bono, age 11.
4 months ago
Damnit. The shark aced me out.
4 months ago
SUB A PHOTO OF YOUR FAT FACE, YOU FUCKIN' LOSER!!!
DON'T FORGET YOUR SHARPIE WORK, FAGGOT!!!!!!


http://muchosucko.com/100020/Cant-keep-a-straight-face
4 months ago
The real sad thing about this, you know there are some snowflake mother fuckers in America that will think the adult was out of line. Fucking internet addicted, troll generation of kids.
4 months ago
my bro-in-law and his wife were very determined that they would raise their children w/o any corporal punishment, or even the threat of possible corporal punishment

this lasted up until the wife got two black eyes after trying to coax the five-yr-old and the three-yr-old into "time-out"
4 months ago
I think it depends maybe on the kid and the situation. I have a friend in my hometown that’s a single mother, and she’s never laid a hand on her daughter. She punishes her daughter by the taking away of privileges or by taking her phone for a period of time.
4 months ago
meh, they had three kids under five though (at the time) and all three were hyperactive lil bastards
4 months ago
"mommy hit me back!"

lol
4 months ago
(it was just a mild spanking, but the shock level was fun to watch)
4 months ago
Oh yeah, then that’s a different situation altogether. With one kid it could work, but with three under five y.o.? No way.
4 months ago
my folks had five under eight at one point

thank vishnu we knew when to shut up
4 months ago
* possum grins at ass *
4 months ago
One of my mentors in the taxi business was the youngest of 11 kids. He got disciplined by his older brothers via them making him put on a pair of boxing gloves and fighting one of them.
4 months ago
i'm youngest of five, and yeah the older sibs were a great help in figuring out that You Are Not A Precious Snowflake
4 months ago
I’m an only child (save for two older stepsisters that I haven’t seen in years) and I was raised by a drill sergeant grandfather and a single mother, so I got beaten with a leather belt or slapped with an open hand.
4 months ago
yorick and the other brother didnt beat me up (much)

they were more into just fucking with my head
4 months ago
weirdly, my racist angry dad was not a very violent person at heart - but the simple fact that he WOULD Fuck You Up if he had to, was enough to keep us mostly in line
4 months ago
damn - sorry for the above...TMI

* possum ambles *
4 months ago
That’s how I was with my mother. She would give me this *look* that would make me stop whatever I was doing.
4 months ago
yup yup
4 months ago
Then she made the mistake of enrolling me in in martial arts classes for years and I would practice blocking when she tried to hit me. She was smart, though: she’d wait till I wasn’t paying attention and she sneak in a slap.
4 months ago
jeebus my mom is a total wuss compared to yours

of course, she's 88 now, so i try to cut her some slack when i can
4 months ago
Oh yeah, my mother is close to 70 now, so most of that was all years ago. We got into a small fistfight about five years ago and both felt like shit for it.
4 months ago
My father, now fairly incapacitated by the Parks, was the most fearsome thing me and my two bothers ever knew. My mom isn’t too far behind.
4 months ago
if your folks did it right, there was never much need for violence- just "the look", or "the lean" was enough
4 months ago
Ah, talking about childhood discipline and watching Open Water while the ol’ lady sleeps. It’s right at the part of “Daniel, was that a shark??”
4 months ago
this is one of the drawbacks for me wanting to live in America
4 months ago
this and all the other fucking psycopathic idiots that live there
4 months ago
Lol yeah, one of the drawbacks would be that even a kid would want to slap you like a bitch.
4 months ago
btw - thnks bill and cat
4 months ago
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