points: 14

george carlin, the dogs and cats monologue

bye now, enjoy

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by possum

submitted June 3rd 2018

30 comments
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meh
5 months ago
fun fact - my dead wife's dog literally humped her cat to death, and it got ignored like every other "inconvient fact"
5 months ago
๐ป๐’ถ๐’ซ๐’ซ๐’ด ๐‘€๐’ฐ๐’ž๐ป๐’ช ๐ต๐ผ๐‘…๐’ฏ๐ป๐’Ÿ๐’œ๐’ด!!!!!!!!!

!!!!! ใ€ฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธโšฝ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒโ›Žใ€ฝ๏ธ !!!!!
5 months ago
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“พ๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ญ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ผ ๐“น๐“พ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฝโ˜…โ˜…โ˜…
5 months ago
Please keep that cancer off mucho.
* Sinaitis PSAs *
5 months ago
how bout you keep the fuck off of mucho,part time dipshit
5 months ago
BMH confirmed as emoji faggot
5 months ago
I never knew billy was so emotional. I'll reup your lifetime subscription and get you another tub of ice cream, buttercup. And don't forget to use the spoon with the thicker handle. Can't afford to keep replacing all these bent spoons.
5 months ago
now call him a snowflake, sinus!
5 months ago
Dudely will bite ya on tha ass cheek, Sin.
5 months ago
A racist snowflake. Nothing special about that on the internet.
Jokes on him, punky. My ass is hairy. Like gorilla-esque
5 months ago
hmmm...i make a simple nice gesture to possum..and some sniveling little casual cuntbag calls me out on it and im the fuckin baby?
youre in no position to give me direction unfunny new guy
5 months ago
it was pretty gay though
5 months ago
nah just kidding was a nice gesture

I know what it's like when you get bitched out and then gangraped by 'the sisters'
5 months ago
well i certainly wasnt showing my 'billy badass' side of myself..just being silly..you know,like possum usually is
5 months ago
Heโ€™s calls it โ€œbeing whimsical,โ€ Billy.
5 months ago
no, thats what dog called it

i just try to be mice elf
5 months ago
You should always just be yours elf.
5 months ago
auto-upvote for George Carlin
5 months ago
HMBD marsupial
5 months ago
* Magawd mehs *
5 months ago
HIYA MAGAWD AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

shees, we okay now?
5 months ago
I THOUGHT WE WERE BURBAN BROS!!
5 months ago
AWESOME
5 months ago
whenever i feel like just spamming the fuck out of MS and signing out for good, whether it's music vids or cat/dog cutestuff...


i envision a sucko w/o ass, and lie back and thinks of chislic
5 months ago
um
5 months ago
sorry aboot the syntax, ima on beer nine
5 months ago
That's a strange sequence of thoughts lol
5 months ago
not even close to strange, md
5 months ago
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