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Cucumber fun

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Cucumbers are boring. Sometimes. 18+

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by McWoozy

submitted October 27th 2006

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Is it just me, or did she have a condom on the wrong end?
11 years ago
I wish she would try with more food groups, even dessert like an apple pie.

I think only the second scene involved an actual cucumber.
11 years ago
i think the last one was actually a courgette
11 years ago
I wonder who the first person to think of using a cucumber was.
11 years ago
^Probably the Bitch of the Dude who ate the first Shroom off a pile of Shit.
11 years ago
hmmm, wonder if she would have gotten kinkier results if she tried using that Darth tater figure on the shelf...
11 years ago
woulda been better if it was replaced by a baseball bat
11 years ago
ATM with a cucumber? A very original idea.
11 years ago
Them damn cucumbers 'r takin' our jobs.
11 years ago
My ex girlfriend liked me sticking fruit and veg up her twat and eating it out. My mate came to stay in our house and we stole all his fruit and veg out of the fridge. Unfortunately I didn't know he was diabetic and had to eat regularly and he fell into a diabetic coma coz he had nothing to eat and died. True story.
11 years ago
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