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Linda Carter Rocks!

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by Magawd

submitted May 30th 2018

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THIS IS FOR YOU CUNTY!!
3 months ago
oh..i thought you wuz talkin' about me, broseph. 8\
3 months ago
wait.."ban punky"? Why?
3 months ago
did i piss you off?
3 months ago
*everyone
3 months ago
I call bullshit. If you're that soft..ya don't belong here.
3 months ago
HERE...LET ME PISS YOU OFF SOME MORE, MAGGIE!! I LOVE YA, NEGRO!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcp43kD84xE
3 months ago
Don't turn this into a "why punky is an annoying cunt" thread.
3 months ago
BUSTED!!
3 months ago
YOU FUCKIN' BASTARD!!!
3 months ago
FREE NIGGSON!! hahaha!$!!
3 months ago
fag^

^FACT
3 months ago
im sorry Magawd..every thread is a 'why punky is an annoying cunt' thread
3 months ago
i assign 20% of the blame to nixon..he encourages this barfer
3 months ago
punky's been on?


too bad how sad
3 months ago
And only one link, too. He’s losing his touch.
3 months ago
*internet connection


hopefully soon he will be fighting tr for stuff from the local 7-11 dumpster
3 months ago
That would be like “Bumfights” back in the day.
3 months ago
Good.
3 months ago
ACID!
3 months ago
^HAS TRIED TIDE PODS MULTIPLE TIMES
3 months ago
THAT NOT CANDY..YOU FATASS!!!
3 months ago
*THAT'S
3 months ago
I PUT ONE IN MY BUM AND I POOPED REALLY GOOD THOUGH. d8))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
3 months ago
Lol
3 months ago
let me guess, it's back, isnt it?
3 months ago
Yep.
3 months ago
i look forward to not seeing it
3 months ago
Lol it wanted me to email a link to yak to ask him if it was a repost. As if yak gives a shit.
3 months ago
if yak gave a shit, "it" would already be IP banned
3 months ago
Exactly.
3 months ago
* possum signs off for a bit to hide from the thunderstorm, and perhaps - find something funny/dumb to sub *
3 months ago
Prolly won’t last too long. It’s pretty nasty south of you.
3 months ago
yah - scared Fuzzy, but he's a wuss
3 months ago
One of my cats is like that. The other would sleep through a nuclear attack.
3 months ago
about IT - i have no choice but to conclude it's a victim of chidhood abuse and neglect....what is most telling is it's lack of recognition between positive and negative attention - when you grow up being mostly ignored, and only noticed when you anger those who's attention you crave...you eventually perceive ANY attention, whether its a smile or a beating, as a positive

if that is what happened to it, i'm sorry for him
(in a limited way, for an off night)


however - we cant change the past, and unfortunately those poor kids grow up to be annoying needy adults....


so anyway nope, not going to be it's abusive neglectful mamadaddy any more
3 months ago
ARE YOU MAD AGAIN, FATASS!!!
3 months ago
Oh yeah..."PUNKYBLOCK"


nvm
3 months ago
Yeah, he’s basically the American version of fries without the depression, poss.
3 months ago
why are you here, SHARKO? Are you an MS HALL MONITOR?
3 months ago
Why are you here? Why is anybody here?
3 months ago
wait, you have cats?
* possum grudgingly likes you a teeny bit more now *
3 months ago
Poss, you didn know that? I have two.
3 months ago
not saying that cats are cool because they are not
just saying that anybody willing to put up with cat bullshit is pretty tolerant of....bullshit in general, which is a good thing, mostly
3 months ago
...at least cats know when to quit
3 months ago
Dude, I was a taxi driver and owned my own business. I’ve experienced enough bullshit for 10,000 lifetimes.
3 months ago
annd this brings me back to IT...and why i named it assface to begin with.....
3 months ago
That’s why fries, Sealbasher’s, Punky’s etc. bullshit doesn’t really get to me. There’s really nothing they can say to me that I haven’t heard already.
3 months ago
"beat me smores, dad - i still like it better than being ignored"
3 months ago
There there punky, md is back to give you some sweet negative attention
3 months ago
^enabler!!!!!
3 months ago
Kids should all be beat when they fuck up.
3 months ago
at least spanked....beating though?
3 months ago
Well, maybe not hard enough to leave marks. But a slap across the face is fine.
3 months ago
kids dont need to get beaten up, they just need to know that they dont Rule The Roost
3 months ago
* possum looks cross-eyed at both makos now *
3 months ago
Yeah, like you never got slapped with an open hand, poss.
3 months ago
fuck - that rule the roost comment still makes me giggle
3 months ago
@Nixy

COULD YOU PLEASE TELL POSS TO STFU. THANKS


DOH!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
hey arsehole, possum is the only one who doesn;t wanna beat the shit outta you
3 months ago
the only one here anyways
3 months ago
i got slapped lots, yes -but beaten up? nope never
3 months ago
* makodragon glares at nix *
3 months ago
FUCK YOU FATASS NIGGER'S
3 months ago
Nigger's what?
3 months ago
Meh, my mother and I only got into a fist fight once. Her second husband came after me once with scissors, though. Luckily he was dead about a year later.
3 months ago
possum, punky has FAS. That explains his behaviour, not his upbringing. Don't pity him.
3 months ago
MD , do you have weed yet?
3 months ago
no

I've had to quit for debt and other reasons
3 months ago
I swear to god, if I could only touch you FATASS FAGGOT'S!!!
3 months ago
ps - i dont pity it at all - life sucks for everyone, in multiways....you can deal with it, or you can assface
3 months ago
my weed days are over for the foreseeable future. It was fun while it lasted though. Like you say, just gotta deal with it. Ain't no thing but a bingo wing.
3 months ago
* possum smokes weed and pets Fuzzy *
3 months ago
*chicken wing
3 months ago
Wtf is a bingo wing?
3 months ago
@POSS

YOU'RE STILL A WASTE OF LIFE, CHUBBY!!!!!
3 months ago
dunno, but i would at least try it
3 months ago
Not me. Ever see all the flabby old farts at bingo?
3 months ago
Your bingo wing, sir:

https://i.imgur.com/vrzrgwm.png

Bon appetite!
3 months ago
Plus old people are heavily medicated. Probably taste like rusted metal.
3 months ago
take back what you said about my mom, shark!
3 months ago
That was Punky that said that.
3 months ago
why are you picking on possum punky? Fucking nether ape
3 months ago
so it is commenting on this thread?

sad
3 months ago
because he's a fuckin' dickhead? HELLO????
3 months ago
Yeah, but it’ like when you see homeless people talking to themselves, poss: best to just ignore them.
3 months ago
I forgot you had punkyblock.

Punky I don't even have words for you anymore, you just need a punch to the throat.
3 months ago
Come to think of it, punky sounds like he's already been dealt a blow to the throat previously. Old southern hag voice.
3 months ago
i feel bad for the homeless but not punky. He just begs to get ignored
3 months ago
He’s from Tennessee, dude. Hence the shitkicker sounding accent.
3 months ago
no, it just needs unresponsiveness
3 months ago
Everyone knows the only good thing from Tennessee is sour mash whiskey.
3 months ago
* makodragon drinks from the can of cider he opened last night *
3 months ago
HOOOWEEEMUMMA! THat shit is sour
3 months ago
Sour mash has to do with the process, not the flavor of the whiskey.
3 months ago
okay but you mentioning drove me to drink it
3 months ago
need a punky, brb
3 months ago
That’s all on you.
3 months ago
* possum drinks from the can of PBR he opened two minutes ago *
3 months ago
* Mako drinks from the Sam Adams Summer Ale he also opened two minutes ago. *
3 months ago
that shit is awesome
3 months ago
wait - lemony and stuff?
3 months ago
i'm drinking chocolate milk right now lol
3 months ago
Yessir.
3 months ago
Summer Ale is a wheat ale with lemon peel and grains of paradise added, poss.
3 months ago
this is weird, but i am currently drinking summer ale
3 months ago
i am pretending its chocolate milk though
3 months ago
I have ice hole butterscotch but my female wants to do stuff early tomorrow :(
3 months ago
Eh, Summer Ale is an acquired taste, I think. But everyone likes chocolate milk.
3 months ago
Fuck, that beer went down faster than fries on a cock. Luckily I have four more.
3 months ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE calls sloppy ass seconds *
3 months ago
*no homo
3 months ago
yes homo
3 months ago
so fuck you billyfaghere
3 months ago
in the beginning she looked like that cusack retarded broad
3 months ago
This is truly awful. I was half-expecting her to be in blackface for Tina.
Bravo.
3 months ago
Nothing says RAWK like rabbit fur and mom jeans.
3 months ago
you'd know...huh...
3 months ago
meh, just watch Boobbie Joe And The Outlaw
3 months ago
too bad Gravity Always Wins
3 months ago
like Miley Cyrus
3 months ago
ffs mako
3 months ago
why do you even try, fries?
3 months ago
cos one day mako might see the stupid error of his ways
3 months ago
I like Sharko and I like you. You guyz are freakin' me out .
3 months ago
@YOU, NIGGER


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKtTi1R4-E
3 months ago
your shits not working noob
3 months ago
NO...YOUR FUCKIN' KINDLE ISN'T WORKIN' YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
im on my computer , so more fools you
3 months ago
in fact you're very much like Neil from the Young Ones as nobody likes you
3 months ago
All ya gotta do is count in your head and subconsciously listen to the dickwad next to ya.
2 months ago
“1 and a 2, 3 e and a 4 e and a...”
2 months ago
exactly!!
2 months ago
* PunkyBruiser warms up on his mama's pillow *
2 months ago
R.I.P. ALICE LEDFORD
2 months ago
fuck her

She couldn't raise a fucking smile, let alone a child
2 months ago
just found out she was in The Elder Scrolls
3 months ago
Oh yeah, she played Azura I believe.
3 months ago
it just says 'voices'
3 months ago
Okay.
3 months ago
In Elder Scrolls V she played Azura, though.
3 months ago
and.... im I supposed to be impressed with you internet 'skills'
3 months ago
BE IMPRESSED WITH ME, YOU WANKER!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcp43kD84xE
3 months ago
If you’re impressed by common knowledge. But you seem the type that gets angry with anyone that knows things that you don’t know.
3 months ago
REPOSS LINK:

https://youtu.be/Bcp43kD84xE
2 months ago
That's probably actually KIZZ...
3 months ago
I think KIZZ is a radio station.
3 months ago
JIZZ is your fave station
3 months ago
hahaha
3 months ago
And it’s your favorite flavor.
3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3 months ago
? that really wasn't that funny
3 months ago
It was funnier than what you said. Because it’s true.
3 months ago
when you have proof then I might accept the truth
3 months ago
The proof you are seeking is on this website and in your comments.
3 months ago
what.... im asking YOU for the proof
3 months ago
shitbag...
3 months ago
I don’t have to prove anything to you, jizzeater. Just about everyone here thinks you’re a closeted homo anyway.
3 months ago
Prove to me there’s a radio station called JIZZ.
3 months ago
ok .. so maybe there isn't. but if there was it would be tuned in to by you and claude.
3 months ago
And you have no proof of that, either. So really, all that you’re saying is bullshit. As always.
3 months ago
Lol the President of F.A.P.S. is talking about JIZZ. And he probably doesn’t even see the irony in that.
3 months ago
#@BOTHYANIGGA'$

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4eyC0B7znaU
3 months ago
punky shut the fuck up before I cut you
3 months ago
mako if you don't understand the premise of F.A.P.S then you should stfu
3 months ago
It’s pretty self-explanatory, fries.
3 months ago
is it now
3 months ago
what is explanatory is your stupidity
3 months ago
Yup.
3 months ago
I’m not the one that’s stupid here, fries.
3 months ago
If you wanna see stupidity, go look in a mirror. Try not to break it this time.
3 months ago
@fries

You're startin' to sound like NIXY!
3 months ago
Nixon is banned so how does that sound like me ? you duster huffing moron
3 months ago
now mako... your stupidity is plain for all to see
3 months ago
Nah, it’s merely your opinion of me somehow being stupid is plain for all to see. Thing is, nobody really cares one way or the other because everyone knows you’re a retarded drunk.
3 months ago
STOP PICKIN' ON ME AND MY CANNED AIR, YOU SOB!!!!!!!
3 months ago
STOP STUFFIN' ME, SHARKO!!! YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!!!
3 months ago
?punky?
3 months ago
WHAT+DO+YOU+WANT+FROM+ME=❓ I'm drunk ATM.
3 months ago
@fries

BRB. WHEN I GET BACK FROM GETTIN' SMOKES...YOUR ASS IS GRASS, FAGGOT. 8)))))))))))))
3 months ago
omg. I ran Kitty offin'. 8(
3 months ago
He logged out over an hour ago, retard.
3 months ago
HE'S A FUCKIN' LURKER. "THEY" ALL ARE.


* PunkyBruiser goes to the tobacco outlet *
3 months ago
Yak, Jerks, Diane, poss, ME, YOU Bono..we're all lurkers, nigger.
3 months ago
sorry for callin' you BONO. 8(
3 months ago
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
3 months ago
"fuck sake"

It's "fuck's" moron.
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nx0sQLl7IY
3 months ago
Who voiced that? Sounds like Baloo the bear lol
3 months ago
That was the perfect narrative voice, imho.
3 months ago
it rivals Mr. Attenborough's for sure
3 months ago
Ah, Attenborough is the master though. Sigourney Weaver narrated a segment of The Blue Planet that was good, too.
3 months ago
her talents aside, what kind of name is Sigourney?
3 months ago
better that 'Darin', though
3 months ago
Her actual first name is Susan
3 months ago
Sigourney is actually a French name. Loosely translates to “daring King.”
3 months ago
I didn't expect such a comprehensive answer. I should've though, makopedia :P
3 months ago
Susan is a better name for punky
3 months ago
I speak French fluently.
3 months ago
Oh really? Are you of French descent?
3 months ago
My maternal grandmother was from France.
3 months ago
I also have Acadian relatives in Louisiana, but we’re not close.
3 months ago
Do you speak it with the accent? I used to try to. I think it's lazy when people speak English with their shitty foreign accent.
3 months ago
I honestly don’t know. The cute girl from Venezuela that waits on my gf and I at our fave Mexican restaurant says I speak Spanish like I’m from Spain, though. Maybe it’s the Italian in me.
3 months ago
bloody hell, you speak Spanish too? I would speak another language, but to be honest, I don't really think much of speaking to most people. People are generally idiots. Best to minimize the amount of people I can understand.
3 months ago
Spanish, Italian, and French are all Romance languages, so they’re all pretty close in pronunciations, tbh. All three are pretty easy to learn.
3 months ago
So you're an Italian American mainly then?
3 months ago
If you wanna see a language that’s hard to learn, try Mandarin. Even English is an easier language than Mandarin.
3 months ago
Yeah, mostly Italian. My father’s side is all Italian and my mother’s is Italian and French/ Acadian.
3 months ago
Ya know what’s fucked up though, is that every time I’m in Mexico, they think I’m British lmao
3 months ago
So you speak Italian too, naturally?
3 months ago
^^hahaha
3 months ago
Nah, mostly Italian-American slang. My Italian side comes from San Marino, so it’s not your typical Italian dialect anyway.
3 months ago
No wonder you're so talented linguistically, with your mockng British accent lol
3 months ago
Forget about it :P
3 months ago
"It's a fugazi"!
3 months ago
I love Italian American
3 months ago
Fugazi is kinda mainstream Italian. We call them “fro-shows” Idk the spelling, by that’s how we pronounce it.
3 months ago
blimey. The mako doesn't know something!
3 months ago
Btw, I hope everyone reading this is paying attention because there’ll be a quiz later.
3 months ago
I hope punky is choking on his own vomit right about now, myself.
3 months ago
Actually I hope he is choking on cat vomit, but I'll settle for his own
3 months ago
I think we ran him off.
3 months ago
I hope he got shot in the face at the gas station while getting cigarettes.
2 months ago
Sometimes I think you're a bit harsh Magawd, but this time I think you're being rather sweet.
2 months ago
Mako , you couldn't even run off a few calories
2 months ago
Says the guy with the double chin. And part of me actually ran down the crack of your daughters ass last night.
2 months ago
isn't his daughter a teenager
2 months ago
No.
2 months ago
He hasn’t seen her since she was five years old anyway.
2 months ago
thanks for reminding me.... fucking arseholes
2 months ago
That’s your fuckin problem, not ours.
2 months ago
it wasn't a problem until you brought it up , fucking psycho
2 months ago
Go cry to someone that gives a shit, fucking drunk deadbeat.
2 months ago
oh look another sign of a psychopath..
2 months ago
does this sound familiar ?.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsWE_8ZIPQg
2 months ago
Fuck your links fries-bruiser.
2 months ago
Way to just keep making it up as you go along. Fuck, you really are an idiot, Ian.
2 months ago
did you even watch my link
2 months ago
I guess some TV exec got to fuck Linda Carter. Depressing.
3 months ago
Lynda Carter
3 months ago
Ron Samuels, ya mean? I think he was married to her.
3 months ago
I'm just assuming she boned somebody to get this gig.
3 months ago
Yeah, he was her talent agent too, so you’re probably right.
3 months ago
I'd like to give her a vigorous ass fucking on the hood of that Cobra.
2 months ago
Those tits ARE really nice!
2 months ago
I KNOW RIGHT!
2 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/biNpf3O.jpg
2 months ago
That scene in Bobbie Jo and The Outlaw!
* Mako had almost forgotten about that one. *
2 months ago
sadly, that's pretty much the extent of her nudity I think.
2 months ago
She showed titties in a few scenes, but yeah, it was just that one movie.
2 months ago
But, she is a Caps fan!

https://i.imgur.com/6u9Nieb.jpg
2 months ago
Makes sense, she lives in Potomac.
2 months ago
Check this out Cat

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/03/dallas-woman-says-killed-husband-for-beating-their-pet-cat-cops-say.html
2 months ago
Good.
2 months ago
...she really liked that cat.
2 months ago
I don't think she'll be able to keep it on death row.
2 months ago
Ironic. She gets the pink stuff before the cat.
2 months ago
Lynda's gap will live forever
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLN0PDZ_gQ
2 months ago
She's like a drunk mom at a wedding.

Its just so bad, I can't stop watching.
2 months ago
recover password
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