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Punkys shrimp

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your 'shrimp' was fucked anyway faggot

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by fries-please

submitted May 27th 2018

67 comments
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Punkys shrimp
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mmm, coconut!
2 months ago
Looks more like smegma. You should taste it just to be sure.
2 months ago
Third.
2 months ago
This makes me want to book an immediate trip to the doctors.
2 months ago
If your dick looks like that, it might be too late.
2 months ago
My dick doesn't have a beard yet, and I wanna keep it that way.
2 months ago
Beards are manly.
2 months ago
Maybe back in your day, but these days beards are typical of the common effeminate hipster.
2 months ago
Beards are in style, dude. You look like you should be in a boy band though, so you should probably stay clean shaven.
2 months ago
hahaha cheers.

But dude, no manly man wears a beard because they are 'in style'. He wears one because he doesn't give a fuck.

'Scuse me while I practice singing scales.
2 months ago
Not everybody’s trying to be Paul Bunyan or the Gorton’s Fisherman, dude.
2 months ago
Also, when did beards get big again? During the recession around ‘08 or ‘09. Having a beard means not having to spend $20 on a pack of decent disposable razors, too.
2 months ago
I haven't paid to shave in like 15 years. Still use the same electric razor. It's nly gotta deal with half a face of bumfluff you see.
2 months ago
Yeah, you got that Anglo-Saxon “haven’t been exposed to sunlight in 30 years” thing, unfortunately. Maybe 3 or 4 days of stubble would suit you at the most.
2 months ago
Anglo-Saxon, mixed with Celtic pinkness. I'm a pink neck.
2 months ago
Meh, I’m all Celt too so I probably shouldn’t talk.
2 months ago
Nope. But what you should do is upload a selfie.

You got a fb, sharkie?
2 months ago
Yeah, but I don’t add anyone but family on it because I use it so infrequently.
2 months ago
Oh yeah, you said you were talking to that Scouse on messenger.

Fair do's.
2 months ago
Speaking of Scouse: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l-po3kpZ9po
2 months ago
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MAbnxjTFyE
2 months ago
I only understood part of that.
2 months ago
And weirdly enough, I lived in Liverpool, NY for four years.
2 months ago
That girl in that video even LOOKS Scouse.

There's a Liverpool in NY yeah? Did not know that.
2 months ago
She’s cute. And yeah, it’s a small suburb of my hometown.
2 months ago
who the fuck would go to that sewer brazil?..i mean unless you want some girl to shit on you of course
2 months ago
scousers are ok except they never stopped going on about justice for Hilsborough
2 months ago
Sounds like they got justice in 2016 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/01/hillsborough-inquest-survivor-adrian-tempany
2 months ago
Hopefully it'll shut them up
2 months ago
Sounds like it has.
2 months ago
Makes me wonder what would shut you up, too.
2 months ago
Nothing
2 months ago
And why would you want me to shut up
2 months ago
For the same reason you want me to shut up, felcher.
2 months ago
I very rarely tell you to stfu. I just want you to accept your clinical psychology.
2 months ago
And then everything would be peachy
2 months ago
Oh, I accept clinical psychology, as flawed and inexact as it is.
2 months ago
It could really help someone like you, that’s for sure.
2 months ago
I don't need any help
2 months ago
See? You’re obviously in denial.
2 months ago
"Oh, I accept clinical psychology, as flawed and inexact as it is."

The truth has been spoken.
2 months ago
Well, until they come up with something better, it’s not like people have much of a choice, right?
2 months ago
The only truth spoken is mako was a taxi driving nobody
2 months ago
And you have the physique of a fucking king Edward.

Since we're speaking truths...
2 months ago
Was, yes. Then became rich enough to retire before the age of 40. Beats being a Chinese food delivering nobody that whines about people on the Internet after wiping his mum’s ass.
2 months ago
THE king Edward ?
2 months ago
Yes. THE king Edward... potato.
2 months ago
More like a Henry VIII body in fries case.
2 months ago
I think you mean Edward VII, not King Edward I (Longshanks), MD.
2 months ago
I don't know if I do? Kangs n sheit are not my strong point.
2 months ago
Being part paddy, potatoes ARE my strong point.
2 months ago
Longshanks was skinny and over 6 feet tall, which was huge for his time. Edward VII was always rotund and sick...probably from smoking 12 cigars a day.
2 months ago
Which part ?
2 months ago
Fries is part paddy, btw.
2 months ago
That part that is not English?

Fries is also part mollusc, btw.
2 months ago
haha, got 'im!
2 months ago
I'm part underrated
2 months ago
Lol
2 months ago
OMFG!!! 8(
2 months ago
GOT SANDPAPER? 8)
2 months ago
Salt water works well
2 months ago
Would know^
2 months ago
For once you accept my knowledge of things
2 months ago
Yeah, you’d definitely know what gets the crust off of a cock.
2 months ago
WAIT..ARE THOSE FUCKIN' TICKS??!!!
2 months ago
How do you even continue to function?
2 months ago
Oh wait. You don't.
2 months ago
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