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the guy who invented trolling

tadaah, and thank you very much

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by possum

submitted May 24th 2018

144 comments
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this is really me!
6 months ago
You died in 1984?
6 months ago
https://youtu.be/jHjFxJVeCQs
6 months ago
I wish you'd die in 1984
6 months ago
You should’ve been a blowjob.
6 months ago
Drunken delivery boy? Fucking waste of life you are.
6 months ago
of which im neither
6 months ago
so shut up
6 months ago
It’s the most you’ve ever managed to be. Also, wishing death upon someone is very bad karma, fries.
6 months ago
And yes, you are a drunk.
6 months ago
ok wish is maybe the wrong word. 'hoped' might be better
6 months ago
Hmm, sounds kinda...











Psychopathic.
6 months ago
In fact, lots of murderers report always hoping certain people in their lives would die. Alcoholism can cause mental illness, though, so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.
6 months ago
I wouldn't know
6 months ago
Of course you wouldn’t, because you’re a fuckin idiot that hasn’t even taken a basic college psychology course.
6 months ago
The only things you really need to know are how to microwave a bowl of soup or change a brake light bulb on a scooter, and a monkey could be trained to do those things.
6 months ago
ok so im not qualified to diagnose a psychopath , but ive seen enough arseholes to recognise one
6 months ago
Yup, me too.
6 months ago
so we're agreed
6 months ago
I didn’t agree with you about anything. Fuck, you really are dumb.
6 months ago
ok... well im calling you an arsehole
6 months ago
and im qualified to say that
6 months ago
You do that on an almost daily basis anyway. Same old shit from the same old drunk that can come up with anything new.
6 months ago
*can’t
6 months ago
Took fries 4 hours just to call someone an asshole. Gosh his kind works so slow.
6 months ago
I have things to do during the day. you might want to find something to do yourself
6 months ago
Usual excuse. Yeah, things to do like microwaving lunch, checking soccer scores, and jerking off to tranny porn. I can see why you’d have trouble multitasking though. Alcohol relies down the reflexes.
6 months ago
Took you eight comments just to call someone an asshole. Must be the ol’ noggin wasn’t workin up ya snuff there eh, governor?
6 months ago
possum's trippin' ballz!!!!!
6 months ago
Quiet, Punky: fries is doing “things.” He needs all his concentration right now.
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY
6 months ago
well im not doing anything at the moment
6 months ago
See, he’s a very busy guy, Punky. He can only drop a hundred or so comments here a day because of his “things” he has to do.
6 months ago
look im not telling what things I got going on... I find it far more funny to let you say what you 'think' I got going on
6 months ago
Yes, I’m sure you’re a consummate professional when it comes to making those sandwiches for grandma.
6 months ago
meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3h--K5928M
6 months ago
Gotta have just the right amount of mayo or grandmum gets testy, I bet.
6 months ago
I do make good sarnies though
6 months ago
*sandwiches
6 months ago
And I’m sure you do. You have to do it everyday, after all.
6 months ago
today was spaghetti on toast
6 months ago
poor man's dinner!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
Gotta be such hard work getting the bread down just right and spreading the mayo. I’m sure very few people could handle that. Especially a person in your condition, fries.
6 months ago
FUCK YOU PUNKY !! it was tasty
6 months ago
Spaghetti on toast! A culinary delight!
6 months ago
Man, I can only imagine how backbreaking that was to actually have to make spaghetti and toast.
6 months ago
what condition
6 months ago
Well, I won’t go in to that. Wouldn’t want to embarrass anyone here.
6 months ago
YEP!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGi9SOFX5rc
6 months ago
my work is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
6 months ago
But man, spaghetti on toast...that must’ve taken a really long time to make. Idk how you do it, fries...all those “things” plus making spaghetti. And toast at that!
6 months ago
lol@fries with his links!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
I mean, trying to make food that a teenager could make? No typical man could ever handle that!
6 months ago
see how easy it is punky
6 months ago
Let’s see it’s what, about 5:30 p.m. in fries village now. Still too early to get in to the rum, unfortunately.
6 months ago
Yeah! See how easy it is, Punky?
6 months ago
that reminds I must get some alcohol this evening. my culinary skills outrank you mako
6 months ago
I guess making spaghetti on toast passes for “skills” in Doncaster. It is a step up from boiling everything or microwaving stew, though.
6 months ago
And if you want to know what I made for dinner last night, it was
Chicken Anthony...Panko fried chicken breast topped with a sauce of crumbled Italian sausage, onions, Hungarian peppers, and a Gorgonzola cream sauce.
6 months ago
Takes about the same amount of time as “spaghetti on toast.”
6 months ago
I could make that
6 months ago
and not everything we have is boiled or microwaved. I made baked potatoes the other night. and that required the oven
6 months ago
Nah. It actually takes effort. So you wouldn’t.
6 months ago
And WOW, baked potatoes! Another dish that takes culinary artistry to new heights.
6 months ago
Whatever would fries grandmother do without someone to make a baked potato! A dish one can make in a microwave!
6 months ago
This was like General Hospital.
6 months ago
Fries doesn’t think quickly.
6 months ago
hey screw you mako. ive been doing other things
6 months ago
no...
6 months ago
Yup. Nobody gives a fuck.
6 months ago
famous amos
6 months ago
that cookies episode was just perfect
6 months ago
sad, but funny

kinda like the latest boner/MD stuff
6 months ago
Elaine was so high she thought she had proof of the existence of God.
6 months ago
man she had nice titties though
6 months ago
Funny thing about her is (to me anyway) that she looks better now than she did then.
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xONaQE66oac
6 months ago
(for those who dont have this on auto-repeat already)
6 months ago
Is it just me, or were her nipples hard?
6 months ago
um, you could bounce quarters off them
6 months ago
or kibble, or whatever
6 months ago
maybe even owls
6 months ago
Quarters would be fine.
6 months ago
she said, in later interviews, that they wanted to airbrush the nipples at first, but later said "meh, fuckit"


* possum yays *
6 months ago
A day without hard nipples is like a day without hard nipples. Thank goodness my ol’ lady has the day off tomorrow.
6 months ago
lol nix, and thanx
6 months ago
you two getta room, you faggot's!
6 months ago
May I inquire about the banning of Nixon?
6 months ago
maybe perhaps he bought the site and wants to drum up some business
6 months ago
personally im surprised anybody gets banned on a unmodded site
6 months ago
I vote sealbasher get permaban
6 months ago
i also suggest mako get ramrodded with a steel pipe
6 months ago
right up the psycho's ass
6 months ago
wait ..... is possum trolling us all ?.
6 months ago
that shitter
6 months ago
You’ve been indulging, I see.
6 months ago
The site (due to idiots) has a watch on most people’s routing MAC address and bans if angered.
6 months ago
And once again the drunk can’t control himself.
6 months ago
What kind of faggot tries answer a question they clearly do not know the answer to...7 times?
6 months ago
A faggot that gets drunk and can’t handle what people say to him on the Internet. Imagine if he said all that shit in a pub to someone. He’d be dead.
6 months ago
I was merely summarizing
6 months ago
Learn the definition of summarizing first. That would help.
6 months ago
@me

"1 day ago" HUH? I REMEMBER DOIN' THIS??!!
6 months ago
*DON'T
6 months ago
like that's not a common occurrence
6 months ago
He's still trolling..
6 months ago
him and elvis
6 months ago
hahaha!
6 months ago
yes punky
6 months ago
This sub kept me scrolling.
6 months ago
good
6 months ago
blame mako
6 months ago
*fries
6 months ago
He had to tell us how he’s a culinary genius because he can make “spaghetti on toast.”
6 months ago
what does it matter ? Its still fucking tasty
6 months ago
*what a person that’s broke and lazy eats
6 months ago
Carbs on carbs. No wonder you have a double chin.
6 months ago
I also put some grated cheese on top
6 months ago
Look out!
6 months ago
Food like that is why you look like this http://muchosucko.com/60146/Fries-the-Poser
6 months ago
that was taken from the wrong angle
6 months ago
Apparently this one was too http://muchosucko.com/99711/Birthday-Fries
6 months ago
You were great in this scene, though: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAzumHtuxU
6 months ago
you fuck....
6 months ago
Lol
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGi9SOFX5rc
6 months ago
8))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
6 months ago
What the hell is wrong with you?
6 months ago
MAKO...YOU NIGGER FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
I'M CRAZY, VON. CRAZY FOR THAT FATASS MEAT GOIN' IN MY SHIT-HOLE, SON. YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT?????????? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DO...SO I CAN SACRIFICE YOUR SKULL TO THE PISS-GODS!!!!!!
6 months ago
Christ... what a pudding punky is
6 months ago
FUCK YOU, SHARKO!!!!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWsU0NJvVY
6 months ago
This why I love you guy'z?
6 months ago
cos everyone hatez ya
6 months ago
YOU FAGGOT'S WILL GET OVER IT, FATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
I RULE THE ROOST HERE..AND THERE'S NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.



END STORY.
6 months ago
clearly you are talking crap
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d9-RxHRtR0
6 months ago
LOL
6 months ago
fuck you punky
6 months ago
Nice one Poss.
6 months ago
thanks cheech - the world would be a much better place today if andy hadnt bit the dust...




OR DID HE???????
6 months ago
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