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Strawberry Cream Pie

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Blame it on Mother Nature, I guess.

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by Mako

submitted May 15th 2018

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Been there.
1 week ago
Done that.
1 week ago
I literally still have period bloodstained sheets on one of my beds. I am proudly displaying is as a trophy of my conquest.
1 week ago
*lazy, inability to do the fucking laundry
1 week ago
I thought the whole 'keeping blood stained sheet' was for de-flowering a virgin. All you did was fuck a chick on the rag. Does that actually deserve bragging rights?
1 week ago
I question how many beds does md have
1 week ago
while it is a trophy that everyone should try to attain, sex with a chick on a period isn't really that great.
1 week ago
Given the above mentioned story, how many 'brown stained' sheets have you left lying around people's places?
1 week ago
How is that a 'trophy' like scenario? Is it a British thing?
1 week ago
its all about bragging rights
1 week ago
like getting your first finger pie or bj
1 week ago
lol@finger pie. Are for real? HAHAHA!!!!
1 week ago
*you
1 week ago
how does ONE "FINGER PIE"?
1 week ago
It’s mentioned in the Penny Lane song by The Beatles. And this fuckin tard calls himself a musician.
1 week ago
I pick young girls that get off on my index finger. That way, when I stick my 9er in their flower, it BLOSSOMS AND THEY CUM THEIR BRAINS OUT. 8)
1 week ago
The only thing you pick off your fingers is scabs and snot.
1 week ago
NOPE.. Ya got it ALL WRONG with your internet hate, dude.
1 week ago
I was talking about getting stinky fingers when age 14 , never went further than that at such a young age
1 week ago
I can sub some personal proof that would burn your sunday school eyes out, Sharko.


⬆FACT
1 week ago
No you can’t.
1 week ago
my avy is one of them.
1 week ago
No it’s not.
1 week ago
lol.
1 week ago
if you knew my history here, you'd know this, Sharko.
1 week ago
too bad you didn't DRAG-N-DROP some of the photos I've linked on MUCHO.

SLOW

ON

THE

GO
1 week ago
Yeah, Idc about your “history,” dicknose.
1 week ago
hey punky , how do you get 488 subs and 54000+ comments and yet still have -1820 rep ?
1 week ago
That’s his “history,” fries.
1 week ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M54rv3hfIkc
1 week ago
And here we go with the link bullshit. Rinse, repeat.
1 week ago
dude..
1 week ago
You dumb fucks link nonsense all the fuckin' time.

GET

THA

FUCK

OVER

IT

YOU

EGGPLANT
1 week ago
Dude...

































Fuck off.
1 week ago
NO. 8P
1 week ago
Thank god Punkyblock still works.
1 week ago
its funny cos as annoying as punky is I would never use punkyblock
1 week ago
Me either, it’s just that if it didn’t work, there’d be even fewer people here.
1 week ago
i just emailed punky, kill me now?
1 week ago
You need better hobbies.
1 week ago
okay
1 week ago
actually, it was for an old frenemy of ours, looking for SOMEBODY who could photshop....

we'll see if assface even sees it...
1 week ago
Jones can photoshop.
1 week ago
yeh but jones is retired
1 week ago
iamgodandyoudie is a crude PSer, but funny
1 week ago
I figured Jones resigned. He hasn’t been here in two months.
1 week ago
his "Thank You For Being A Friend" sub was, i think, his way of saying fuckyou and goodbye
1 week ago
1 week ago
lorfs
1 week ago
Snorkle
1 week ago
Jones will be back... I hope!
1 week ago
Jones is at sea.
1 week ago
That explains everyfink!
1 week ago
Oh and you'reAfag, it's not bragging when it's already on topic you nonce
1 week ago
Also, I have two beds. I don't sleep in the one in question. It's for shagging my ladyguests on.

But I am lazy. I'll give you that. Just like you're a blowhard nonce cunt.
1 week ago
are you talking to me there ? cos I find that tone offensive.
also its funny you say you have 2 beds as it looks like you live in a bedsit and those things barely have room for a single mattress
1 week ago
No, I'm not talking to you, but I will respond to your bollocks anyway.

Dude I live in my mum's house. My room used to be my nieces bedroom. My room is large, but overcrowded with not only my shit, but my sister's shit, her two daughter's shit and her husband's shit.
1 week ago
I did wonder who you were calling a nonce
1 week ago
Do you have the face of a nonce? No.

That faggot IamGay does though.
1 week ago
the one thing we have here in sodak is lebensraum...i still can hardly even empathize with you brits/euros about you being sardines
1 week ago
wait - did that make sense?
1 week ago
No.
1 week ago
okay
1 week ago
one lat thing...what exactly is a nonce?
1 week ago
dammit, "last"
1 week ago
A pedophile.
1 week ago
An on the one hand, Lebensraum translates to “living space.” On the other hand (you have five fingers DURRR) it was also one of the principles of Nazism.
1 week ago
“Nonce” really means the one or single occasion; the present reason or purpose, but of cours the limeys has to turn it into a pejorative.
1 week ago
ya i was talking about living space...the fact that fries and MD and various other brits and euros only have "rooms" to call their own, even as adults...it just seems so weird to me even now
1 week ago
Yeah, that minimalist type of architecture when it comes to living spaces still seems en vogue in Europe for some reason.
1 week ago
Either that, or most of the Eurofags we know are poor and that’s all they can afford.
1 week ago
i mean - here, if you cant afford rent, you dont move in with the rellies - you just go "camping"
1 week ago
Here, you get roommates.
1 week ago
...at least until next winter
1 week ago
god, roommates...the last time i lived with someone i wasnt fucking was in 1984...
1 week ago
lol i stole his dope-stash whilst moving out
1 week ago
I only had a roommate once, for about a year. We were friends as kids, but he turned out to be a slob and a functioning alcoholic and almost caused a fire in our apartment once. No, it wasn’t zeke.
1 week ago
dude sounds like me :(
1 week ago
Plus there was that one crazy bitch I lived with for a few years, but I don’t consider in-house pussy a “roommate.”
1 week ago
yup, zactly
1 week ago
We're a tiny, overcrowded island, with a constant stream of shithole country migrants. The land basically owned by the EU. You are not permitted to camp anywhere except on private land that you have permission to camp on, or camp sites. You can't light a fire though, not even on camp sites. House prices are insanely high because of the high demand, and privately rented prices are just as bad. A lot of money doesn't get you much. If you are a healthy white man seeking council accommodation, you are at the back of the queue, behind refugees, single mothers and the unfit to work. I could work a 40 hour week and I wouldn't earn enough for to live alone in a single bedroom place without government assistance.

Take kurupt. He lives alone, but he doesn't pay his own rent, he gets housing benefit. Fuck knows how he got a place, must be to do with his bad back so he's unfit to work. Even as a mental 'spastic' I would have to go into shared accommodation for a number of years before being offered a shitty flat somewhere.

A man can't make his own way in this country. He at least needs a partner to help with property costs, or to put a bun in the oven of some slag and plea for help because of overcrowding.

It's a place for the remarkably rich, or the dirt poor, the feeble and the lame.

When you're the son of a working class, unskilled single mother, with fuck all to his name, you're pretty much doomed.

And now to my personal problem. My mother is diabetic, and last night, literally, she would have died if I wasn't here to revive her when she fell into hypoglycemic shock and was fighting to stay conscious.

To summarize, Britain is shit. The people aren't even friendly unless you have a vagina, and can you blame them?
1 week ago
you should grow a vagina then.
but I do agree with you
1 week ago
Fries is proof of everything you said, MD.
1 week ago
The dude even has real life-skills too. I wish I could fix up motors. I'd get a job and everything.
1 week ago
Maybe you’re just a late bloomer. And don’t put too much emphasis on “skills.” Fries can fix a Peugeot, but the best he can do for a job is fixing sandwiches for his grandmother.
1 week ago
there are some similarities here where I live..at least with respect to skilled labor and housing affordability ..rent for a 1 bedroom "flat" is ~$1800 (if you dont want to live in shittown)..there was once a time when a drywaller,framer,painter,mechanic etc could easily afford rent on a 2 bedroom apartment and potentially a smaller house..those days are done...at least here in california
1 week ago
Those days are done in a lot of places, Billy. Wages haven’t risen as fast as inflation has in this country, but that’s just one reason.
1 week ago
Sounds like mainly a Jew problem.
1 week ago
Meh, it’s easy to blame other people for one’s own shortcomings.
1 week ago
Unfortunately, blaming and whining doesn’t solve anything.
1 week ago
I was joking. Besides, blaming and whining is cathartic.
1 week ago
Yeah, I notice that’s Brits do a lot of both.
1 week ago
Not you so much, though. Fries bitches about everything though.
1 week ago
I'm at the point where I believe that trying to solve my problems is like trying to dig my way out of a hole.
1 week ago
You can grab a shovel and start digging, or just let the hole you’re in get deeper. Nobody’s gonna do it for you, unfortunately.
1 week ago
You're right dude. On the bright side, potentially TWO backstreet boys albums this year! WOO!
1 week ago
okay, you're actually linking subs that bombed and do not succinctly relate to the conversation at hand.

I'm going back to zucko.
1 week ago
This is one instance where I can’t blame you, MD.
1 week ago
cya later, alligator.
1 week ago
PS I banned myself from zucko. Punky has driven me back. The filth.
1 week ago
dude.. All My Links have a reason, BROSEPH.
1 week ago
"SUCCINCTLY"
1 week ago
"EXACTLY"
1 week ago
"HOMOSEXUAL"
1 week ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=31dcPN1misA
1 week ago
* makodragon slaps punky in synchronization with his words: *


SHUT *SLAP* THE FUCK *SLAP* UP *SLAP

YOU *SLAP* FILTHY *SLAP* FUCKING *SLAP* ANIMAL* SLAP*

Just like mummy used to do! With extra f-words for additional slappage.
1 week ago
“ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”
1 week ago
You just said "ARYANISM".

One more time to summon the bashner.
1 week ago
"You dumb fucks link nonsense all the fuckin' time."

All this time, he thinks we've been linking nonsense.

Motherfucker, just because you don't understand the jokes, doesn't mean we're linking nonsense, you dense fuck.
1 week ago
No, I said -arianism. And don’t say his name; fries gets all excited and starts thinking about cock when you do.
1 week ago
It's like evolution. You might be too fucking dense to understand it, but it doesn't mean it isn't happening all the fucking time all around you, every fucking day.
1 week ago
THIS!^
1 week ago
* Mako waits for the “huh?” *
1 week ago
I don't know what kind of a SOB GOD is...BUT HE HAS TO BE AN ULTRA BITCH. My mum's was an AWESOME WOMAN. SHE NEVER SMACKED ME AROUND, BUT WENT THROUGH HELL WITH HER MEDICAL PROBLEMS. ALL THE DEATH AND EVILNESS THAT I WITNESS HERE AND ON EARTH BLOWS MY FUCKIN' MIND. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS, GOD, NOR DO I LIKE TROLLS(BONO). IF I HAD MY WAY..I'D SLICE-N-DICE SOME FAGGOT'S UP AND EAT EM FOR DINNER. I'M A FUCKIN' NUT BAG NOWADAYZ BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE.
1 week ago
“DURRRRRR, I’m just kiddin God, I love ya.”
1 week ago
ya know, Mako..I don't know what to do. Should I "PRAY"? Should I worship "HIM"? WTF? FOR REALZ?
1 week ago
No, you should stfu and go outside for a while.
1 week ago
God said that I should tell you that. Otherwise he’ll make you suck his 9’er and drink his butt juice.
1 week ago
FINE..FUCK YOU TO HELL!!!
1 week ago
Careful, GOD might be listening.
1 week ago
yeah, RIGHT
1 week ago
punky, that beard does not hide your ape face


I thought I would be helpful and tell you that
1 week ago
can I jack you off, bro?
1 week ago
lol
1 week ago
Someone’s gonna be drinkin’ butt juice, and his name is Darin.
1 week ago
Here's a picture of me, making some butt juice for punky.

https://i.imgur.com/M8s5OLo.jpg
1 week ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3uAU7LflI0
1 week ago
* PunkyBruiser DRAGS-N-DROPS 8) *


http://muchosucko.com/130719/Swingin-The-Alphabet
1 week ago
good old dirty sanchez!
1 week ago
I'm gonna sleep. I bid you good people (everyone excluding punky) farewell.

Also, night punky, you fucking spazzmatazzz
1 week ago
DUDE....DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://muchosucko.com/130664/Turnover
1 week ago
just because you don't understand the jokes, doesn't mean we're linking nonsense, you dense fuck.
1 week ago
punks has always been the Stimpy to muchosucko's collective Ren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12udIBOlZoI
1 week ago
punks at 1:00
1 week ago
see, i still dont get the part about why "if you dont like it why dont you just leave?" doesnt work for brits or euros...or even Calfags like billy....and this is i guess where our whole world-view reaches the Fork-In-The-Road....you guys cant envision a place that you can just bail on and hope for the best, and i cant envision a place where i will get "taken care of" if i dont work my ass off
1 week ago
both systems suck
1 week ago
@poss

what joke?
7 days ago
yes
6 days ago
I agree, poss.
6 days ago
yes?
6 days ago
* possum goes back to kicking newborn puppies, at least they eventually get it *
6 days ago
Oh yes, definitely.
6 days ago
okay?
6 days ago
So we’re decided then.
6 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo81UqO54dg
6 days ago
"this punky must die"
6 days ago
Okay
6 days ago
sorry gotta listen to the whole JCS thing again now...
6 days ago
annnnd this whole dumb thread illustrates why i still like MS...no filters, no interfering "gods".....


evrybudy needs a place like this



except for punks, who just needs to die in a propane-explosion ASAP
6 days ago
* Mako has an extra tank in the garage. *
6 days ago
fuck yeah okay!
6 days ago
YOU GO, AW DUDE!!!
6 days ago
I hate propane. Smells like rotten eggs.
6 days ago
Apparently, it actually does.

"Propane gas has no odor. Propane companies add a harmless chemical called mercaptan to give it its distinctive “rotten egg” smell. All propane pipeline gas in Connecticut is odorized."
6 days ago
dude..i grew up on a forklift. I drove a propane powered forklift at Budweiser in the late ninties.
6 days ago
wait..is "drove" a word?
6 days ago
They do the same thing with natural gas, MD.
6 days ago
They also add methanol to ethanol based rubbing alcohols to make it undrinkable and bitter.

Bastards.
6 days ago
hydrogen sulfide, is, I believe what they add to flammable gasses to make them smell
6 days ago
That stuff’s nasty on it’s own. Poisonous, corrosive, and flammable. Just like fries house.
5 days ago
please tell me that I'm not gonna see "EFUKT" at the end of this, Sharko.
1 week ago
DOH!!! TRIM YO SHIT, SIR!!!!!
1 week ago
Shut the fuck up.
1 week ago
well this is a tough one... I have to agree with punky on that but yet I also agree with mako
1 week ago
8)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
1 week ago
Your video player has a 'trim' option, dude. At least I think it does. d8/
1 week ago
He didn't make her suck it clean? What a fucking slacker.
1 week ago
She’s always down for a vigorous ass fucking, though.
1 week ago
And I’m still trying to figure out who sings the song in the video.
1 week ago
This bitch thinks she's approximately 4 times hotter than she actually is, judging by her body language.
1 week ago
And her facial expressions at the camera.
1 week ago
Meh, sluts get happy when they know they’re getting paid to fuck.
1 week ago
hahaha true, true.
1 week ago
Nooo...Sluts(women) get happy when we(dudes) are desperate for some pussy and don't give a flyin' rat's-ass about them being on their period. Girl's/tricks/girl-friend's are SUPER VULNERABLE when they're on their period. They're lonely and lookin' for affection. They're evil monsters waiting to pounce on our minds and penis with their bloody pussy.
1 week ago
⬅⬅*points towards avy*
1 week ago
MD, she and her boyfriend make their own amateur videos and sell them, I believe. Always see her working with the same dude.
1 week ago
............
1 week ago
I'm not gonna go back through my comment and correct my typos.
1 week ago
sub a photo of your TRIM, BILLY. WE'LL BE WAITING. 8)
1 week ago
http://imgur.com/ghbHAWW
1 week ago
lol, photo by Darin Ledford

Who puts their name on porn photos?!
1 week ago
I DO, SIR.YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT?
1 week ago
hahah nah, it's just amusing
1 week ago
it's almost like you wrote 'Darin Ledford woz 'ere'.
1 week ago
I'M GONNA BE DEAD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS..SO WHO GIVES A FUCK? I DON'T.
1 week ago
a couple of years? I don't know whether that's too long, or preciously close...
1 week ago
jk faggot, don't cry
1 week ago
let's hope it's "A", you wanker. 8P
1 week ago
how much did you get paid to snap pictures of you munching your mum's kebab tho?
1 week ago
ya know what..I'm gonna SPILL THA BEANS here. I like BIG-FUCKIN'-COCKS. I LOVE TO WATCH BIG FUCKIN' COCKS(my cock)GOIN' IN AND OUTTA PUSSY HOLES.
1 week ago
what's that got to do WITH ANYTHING?
1 week ago
Seriously though..how could one watch a porn with little fuckin' cocks? That shit is super lame.
1 week ago
also, everyone likes seeing their cock fuck a pussy. Tell us more about your love for big cock.
1 week ago
* PunkyBruiser opens STEEL RESERVE 24-0Z and warms two day old spaghetti *
1 week ago
you sign off like a fucking mong
1 week ago
* PunkyBruiser googles mong *
1 week ago
YOU BASTARD!!
1 week ago
that's not strawberry
6 days ago
God, you’re an idiot.
6 days ago
shut up
6 days ago
You’re the one saying dumb shit. Take your own advice for once, troll fucker.
6 days ago
how is it fucking dumb ? psychofuck.
6 days ago
Because you don’t get what “strawberry cream pie” means, so you say some stupid shit just to be an annoying troll because you have nothing better to do.
6 days ago
says you , you're the one with nothing better to do other than bait me.
How come I keep getting signed out , cant mucho handle the Fries today ?
6 days ago
Because you touch yourself at night.
6 days ago
Who doesnt
6 days ago
Me.
6 days ago
And pretty much anyone that can get a piece of ass that doesn’t look like a C.H.U.D.
6 days ago
fries, did you really fuck that troll?
6 days ago
Of course I did. I have no regrets
6 days ago
mate... that's a wrong un
6 days ago
Not even if it was the last woman on earth.
Fucking hell dude, you have no standards.
6 days ago
I didn't call her the next day though
6 days ago
I'm suprised she wasn't a virgin. I bet fries broke her in lol
6 days ago
I think she'd had a few to be honest
6 days ago
how much did you spend on it?
6 days ago
Plot twist: that’s a guy.
5 days ago
I’m thinking that’s actually the real fries-please.
5 days ago
It’s not. The real fries looks like Rygel
5 days ago
The “woman”-if that is in fact female, is probably the person he gets paid to make sandwiches for.
5 days ago
I think the truth is you're all jelly
5 days ago
I think you’d fuck anything as long as it was breathing.
5 days ago
Neither pic has a sign, I’m sticking to my thesis
5 days ago
That’s fine, it’s just that I know his real name and where he lives, so I’m reasonably sure it’s him. I can understand your skepticism, though, as I don’t think he’s ever subbed a pic with sign.
5 days ago
Come on yak , fix the fucking servers
6 days ago
I’m sure he will get right on it.
6 days ago
seems better already
6 days ago
maybe its because that psychofuck has signed out
6 days ago
Yup, you signed out, so the site’s better already.
5 days ago
something wrong in server-paradise-land?
5 days ago
music-video testing to follow!
5 days ago
It’s on his end.
5 days ago
any requests?
5 days ago
meh , here's the gayest non-actual-homo vid ever then...
5 days ago
My log-in-abilities improved once mako had logged off. Coincidence maybe ? Or just psychofuck and his negativity
5 days ago
Your ability to act like an asshole hasn’t changed, at least.
5 days ago
recover password
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