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Strawberry Cream Pie

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Blame it on Mother Nature, I guess.

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by Mako

submitted May 15th 2018

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Been there.
4 months ago
Done that.
4 months ago
I literally still have period bloodstained sheets on one of my beds. I am proudly displaying is as a trophy of my conquest.
4 months ago
*lazy, inability to do the fucking laundry
4 months ago
I thought the whole 'keeping blood stained sheet' was for de-flowering a virgin. All you did was fuck a chick on the rag. Does that actually deserve bragging rights?
4 months ago
I question how many beds does md have
4 months ago
while it is a trophy that everyone should try to attain, sex with a chick on a period isn't really that great.
4 months ago
Given the above mentioned story, how many 'brown stained' sheets have you left lying around people's places?
4 months ago
How is that a 'trophy' like scenario? Is it a British thing?
4 months ago
its all about bragging rights
4 months ago
like getting your first finger pie or bj
4 months ago
lol@finger pie. Are for real? HAHAHA!!!!
4 months ago
*you
4 months ago
how does ONE "FINGER PIE"?
4 months ago
It’s mentioned in the Penny Lane song by The Beatles. And this fuckin tard calls himself a musician.
4 months ago
I pick young girls that get off on my index finger. That way, when I stick my 9er in their flower, it BLOSSOMS AND THEY CUM THEIR BRAINS OUT. 8)
4 months ago
The only thing you pick off your fingers is scabs and snot.
4 months ago
NOPE.. Ya got it ALL WRONG with your internet hate, dude.
4 months ago
I was talking about getting stinky fingers when age 14 , never went further than that at such a young age
4 months ago
I can sub some personal proof that would burn your sunday school eyes out, Sharko.


⬆FACT
4 months ago
No you can’t.
4 months ago
my avy is one of them.
4 months ago
No it’s not.
4 months ago
lol.
4 months ago
if you knew my history here, you'd know this, Sharko.
4 months ago
too bad you didn't DRAG-N-DROP some of the photos I've linked on MUCHO.

SLOW

ON

THE

GO
4 months ago
Yeah, Idc about your “history,” dicknose.
4 months ago
hey punky , how do you get 488 subs and 54000+ comments and yet still have -1820 rep ?
4 months ago
That’s his “history,” fries.
4 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M54rv3hfIkc
4 months ago
And here we go with the link bullshit. Rinse, repeat.
4 months ago
dude..
4 months ago
You dumb fucks link nonsense all the fuckin' time.

GET

THA

FUCK

OVER

IT

YOU

EGGPLANT
4 months ago
Dude...

































Fuck off.
4 months ago
NO. 8P
4 months ago
Thank god Punkyblock still works.
4 months ago
its funny cos as annoying as punky is I would never use punkyblock
4 months ago
Me either, it’s just that if it didn’t work, there’d be even fewer people here.
4 months ago
i just emailed punky, kill me now?
4 months ago
You need better hobbies.
4 months ago
okay
4 months ago
actually, it was for an old frenemy of ours, looking for SOMEBODY who could photshop....

we'll see if assface even sees it...
4 months ago
Jones can photoshop.
4 months ago
yeh but jones is retired
4 months ago
iamgodandyoudie is a crude PSer, but funny
4 months ago
I figured Jones resigned. He hasn’t been here in two months.
4 months ago
his "Thank You For Being A Friend" sub was, i think, his way of saying fuckyou and goodbye
4 months ago
4 months ago
lorfs
4 months ago
Snorkle
4 months ago
Jones will be back... I hope!
4 months ago
Jones is at sea.
4 months ago
That explains everyfink!
4 months ago
Oh and you'reAfag, it's not bragging when it's already on topic you nonce
4 months ago
Also, I have two beds. I don't sleep in the one in question. It's for shagging my ladyguests on.

But I am lazy. I'll give you that. Just like you're a blowhard nonce cunt.
4 months ago
are you talking to me there ? cos I find that tone offensive.
also its funny you say you have 2 beds as it looks like you live in a bedsit and those things barely have room for a single mattress
4 months ago
No, I'm not talking to you, but I will respond to your bollocks anyway.

Dude I live in my mum's house. My room used to be my nieces bedroom. My room is large, but overcrowded with not only my shit, but my sister's shit, her two daughter's shit and her husband's shit.
4 months ago
I did wonder who you were calling a nonce
4 months ago
Do you have the face of a nonce? No.

That faggot IamGay does though.
4 months ago
the one thing we have here in sodak is lebensraum...i still can hardly even empathize with you brits/euros about you being sardines
4 months ago
wait - did that make sense?
4 months ago
No.
4 months ago
okay
4 months ago
one lat thing...what exactly is a nonce?
4 months ago
dammit, "last"
4 months ago
A pedophile.
4 months ago
An on the one hand, Lebensraum translates to “living space.” On the other hand (you have five fingers DURRR) it was also one of the principles of Nazism.
4 months ago
“Nonce” really means the one or single occasion; the present reason or purpose, but of cours the limeys has to turn it into a pejorative.
4 months ago
ya i was talking about living space...the fact that fries and MD and various other brits and euros only have "rooms" to call their own, even as adults...it just seems so weird to me even now
4 months ago
Yeah, that minimalist type of architecture when it comes to living spaces still seems en vogue in Europe for some reason.
4 months ago
Either that, or most of the Eurofags we know are poor and that’s all they can afford.
4 months ago
i mean - here, if you cant afford rent, you dont move in with the rellies - you just go "camping"
4 months ago
Here, you get roommates.
4 months ago
...at least until next winter
4 months ago
god, roommates...the last time i lived with someone i wasnt fucking was in 1984...
4 months ago
lol i stole his dope-stash whilst moving out
4 months ago
I only had a roommate once, for about a year. We were friends as kids, but he turned out to be a slob and a functioning alcoholic and almost caused a fire in our apartment once. No, it wasn’t zeke.
4 months ago
dude sounds like me :(
4 months ago
Plus there was that one crazy bitch I lived with for a few years, but I don’t consider in-house pussy a “roommate.”
4 months ago
yup, zactly
4 months ago
We're a tiny, overcrowded island, with a constant stream of shithole country migrants. The land basically owned by the EU. You are not permitted to camp anywhere except on private land that you have permission to camp on, or camp sites. You can't light a fire though, not even on camp sites. House prices are insanely high because of the high demand, and privately rented prices are just as bad. A lot of money doesn't get you much. If you are a healthy white man seeking council accommodation, you are at the back of the queue, behind refugees, single mothers and the unfit to work. I could work a 40 hour week and I wouldn't earn enough for to live alone in a single bedroom place without government assistance.

Take kurupt. He lives alone, but he doesn't pay his own rent, he gets housing benefit. Fuck knows how he got a place, must be to do with his bad back so he's unfit to work. Even as a mental 'spastic' I would have to go into shared accommodation for a number of years before being offered a shitty flat somewhere.

A man can't make his own way in this country. He at least needs a partner to help with property costs, or to put a bun in the oven of some slag and plea for help because of overcrowding.

It's a place for the remarkably rich, or the dirt poor, the feeble and the lame.

When you're the son of a working class, unskilled single mother, with fuck all to his name, you're pretty much doomed.

And now to my personal problem. My mother is diabetic, and last night, literally, she would have died if I wasn't here to revive her when she fell into hypoglycemic shock and was fighting to stay conscious.

To summarize, Britain is shit. The people aren't even friendly unless you have a vagina, and can you blame them?
4 months ago
you should grow a vagina then.
but I do agree with you
4 months ago
Fries is proof of everything you said, MD.
4 months ago
The dude even has real life-skills too. I wish I could fix up motors. I'd get a job and everything.
4 months ago
Maybe you’re just a late bloomer. And don’t put too much emphasis on “skills.” Fries can fix a Peugeot, but the best he can do for a job is fixing sandwiches for his grandmother.
4 months ago
there are some similarities here where I live..at least with respect to skilled labor and housing affordability ..rent for a 1 bedroom "flat" is ~$1800 (if you dont want to live in shittown)..there was once a time when a drywaller,framer,painter,mechanic etc could easily afford rent on a 2 bedroom apartment and potentially a smaller house..those days are done...at least here in california
4 months ago
Those days are done in a lot of places, Billy. Wages haven’t risen as fast as inflation has in this country, but that’s just one reason.
4 months ago
Sounds like mainly a Jew problem.
4 months ago
Meh, it’s easy to blame other people for one’s own shortcomings.
4 months ago
Unfortunately, blaming and whining doesn’t solve anything.
4 months ago
I was joking. Besides, blaming and whining is cathartic.
4 months ago
Yeah, I notice that’s Brits do a lot of both.
4 months ago
Not you so much, though. Fries bitches about everything though.
4 months ago
I'm at the point where I believe that trying to solve my problems is like trying to dig my way out of a hole.
4 months ago
You can grab a shovel and start digging, or just let the hole you’re in get deeper. Nobody’s gonna do it for you, unfortunately.
4 months ago
You're right dude. On the bright side, potentially TWO backstreet boys albums this year! WOO!
4 months ago
okay, you're actually linking subs that bombed and do not succinctly relate to the conversation at hand.

I'm going back to zucko.
4 months ago
This is one instance where I can’t blame you, MD.
4 months ago
cya later, alligator.
4 months ago
PS I banned myself from zucko. Punky has driven me back. The filth.
4 months ago
dude.. All My Links have a reason, BROSEPH.
4 months ago
"SUCCINCTLY"
4 months ago
"EXACTLY"
4 months ago
"HOMOSEXUAL"
4 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=31dcPN1misA
4 months ago
* makodragon slaps punky in synchronization with his words: *


SHUT *SLAP* THE FUCK *SLAP* UP *SLAP

YOU *SLAP* FILTHY *SLAP* FUCKING *SLAP* ANIMAL* SLAP*

Just like mummy used to do! With extra f-words for additional slappage.
4 months ago
“ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”
4 months ago
You just said "ARYANISM".

One more time to summon the bashner.
4 months ago
"You dumb fucks link nonsense all the fuckin' time."

All this time, he thinks we've been linking nonsense.

Motherfucker, just because you don't understand the jokes, doesn't mean we're linking nonsense, you dense fuck.
4 months ago
No, I said -arianism. And don’t say his name; fries gets all excited and starts thinking about cock when you do.
4 months ago
It's like evolution. You might be too fucking dense to understand it, but it doesn't mean it isn't happening all the fucking time all around you, every fucking day.
4 months ago
THIS!^
4 months ago
* Mako waits for the “huh?” *
4 months ago
I don't know what kind of a SOB GOD is...BUT HE HAS TO BE AN ULTRA BITCH. My mum's was an AWESOME WOMAN. SHE NEVER SMACKED ME AROUND, BUT WENT THROUGH HELL WITH HER MEDICAL PROBLEMS. ALL THE DEATH AND EVILNESS THAT I WITNESS HERE AND ON EARTH BLOWS MY FUCKIN' MIND. I DON'T LIKE HUMANS, GOD, NOR DO I LIKE TROLLS(BONO). IF I HAD MY WAY..I'D SLICE-N-DICE SOME FAGGOT'S UP AND EAT EM FOR DINNER. I'M A FUCKIN' NUT BAG NOWADAYZ BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE.
4 months ago
“DURRRRRR, I’m just kiddin God, I love ya.”
4 months ago
ya know, Mako..I don't know what to do. Should I "PRAY"? Should I worship "HIM"? WTF? FOR REALZ?
4 months ago
No, you should stfu and go outside for a while.
4 months ago
God said that I should tell you that. Otherwise he’ll make you suck his 9’er and drink his butt juice.
4 months ago
FINE..FUCK YOU TO HELL!!!
4 months ago
Careful, GOD might be listening.
4 months ago
yeah, RIGHT
4 months ago
punky, that beard does not hide your ape face


I thought I would be helpful and tell you that
4 months ago
can I jack you off, bro?
4 months ago
lol
4 months ago
Someone’s gonna be drinkin’ butt juice, and his name is Darin.
4 months ago
Here's a picture of me, making some butt juice for punky.

https://i.imgur.com/M8s5OLo.jpg
4 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3uAU7LflI0
4 months ago
* PunkyBruiser DRAGS-N-DROPS 8) *


http://muchosucko.com/130719/Swingin-The-Alphabet
4 months ago
good old dirty sanchez!
4 months ago
I'm gonna sleep. I bid you good people (everyone excluding punky) farewell.

Also, night punky, you fucking spazzmatazzz
4 months ago
DUDE....DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://muchosucko.com/130664/Turnover
4 months ago
just because you don't understand the jokes, doesn't mean we're linking nonsense, you dense fuck.
4 months ago
punks has always been the Stimpy to muchosucko's collective Ren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12udIBOlZoI
4 months ago
punks at 1:00
4 months ago
see, i still dont get the part about why "if you dont like it why dont you just leave?" doesnt work for brits or euros...or even Calfags like billy....and this is i guess where our whole world-view reaches the Fork-In-The-Road....you guys cant envision a place that you can just bail on and hope for the best, and i cant envision a place where i will get "taken care of" if i dont work my ass off
4 months ago
both systems suck
4 months ago
@poss

what joke?
4 months ago
yes
4 months ago
I agree, poss.
4 months ago
yes?
4 months ago
* possum goes back to kicking newborn puppies, at least they eventually get it *
4 months ago
Oh yes, definitely.
4 months ago
okay?
4 months ago
So we’re decided then.
4 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo81UqO54dg
4 months ago
"this punky must die"
4 months ago
Okay
4 months ago
sorry gotta listen to the whole JCS thing again now...
4 months ago
annnnd this whole dumb thread illustrates why i still like MS...no filters, no interfering "gods".....


evrybudy needs a place like this



except for punks, who just needs to die in a propane-explosion ASAP
4 months ago
* Mako has an extra tank in the garage. *
4 months ago
fuck yeah okay!
4 months ago
YOU GO, AW DUDE!!!
4 months ago
I hate propane. Smells like rotten eggs.
4 months ago
Apparently, it actually does.

"Propane gas has no odor. Propane companies add a harmless chemical called mercaptan to give it its distinctive “rotten egg” smell. All propane pipeline gas in Connecticut is odorized."
4 months ago
dude..i grew up on a forklift. I drove a propane powered forklift at Budweiser in the late ninties.
4 months ago
wait..is "drove" a word?
4 months ago
They do the same thing with natural gas, MD.
4 months ago
They also add methanol to ethanol based rubbing alcohols to make it undrinkable and bitter.

Bastards.
4 months ago
hydrogen sulfide, is, I believe what they add to flammable gasses to make them smell
4 months ago
That stuff’s nasty on it’s own. Poisonous, corrosive, and flammable. Just like fries house.
4 months ago
please tell me that I'm not gonna see "EFUKT" at the end of this, Sharko.
4 months ago
DOH!!! TRIM YO SHIT, SIR!!!!!
4 months ago
Shut the fuck up.
4 months ago
well this is a tough one... I have to agree with punky on that but yet I also agree with mako
4 months ago
8)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
4 months ago
Your video player has a 'trim' option, dude. At least I think it does. d8/
4 months ago
He didn't make her suck it clean? What a fucking slacker.
4 months ago
She’s always down for a vigorous ass fucking, though.
4 months ago
And I’m still trying to figure out who sings the song in the video.
4 months ago
This bitch thinks she's approximately 4 times hotter than she actually is, judging by her body language.
4 months ago
And her facial expressions at the camera.
4 months ago
Meh, sluts get happy when they know they’re getting paid to fuck.
4 months ago
hahaha true, true.
4 months ago
Nooo...Sluts(women) get happy when we(dudes) are desperate for some pussy and don't give a flyin' rat's-ass about them being on their period. Girl's/tricks/girl-friend's are SUPER VULNERABLE when they're on their period. They're lonely and lookin' for affection. They're evil monsters waiting to pounce on our minds and penis with their bloody pussy.
4 months ago
⬅⬅*points towards avy*
4 months ago
MD, she and her boyfriend make their own amateur videos and sell them, I believe. Always see her working with the same dude.
4 months ago
............
4 months ago
I'm not gonna go back through my comment and correct my typos.
4 months ago
sub a photo of your TRIM, BILLY. WE'LL BE WAITING. 8)
4 months ago
http://imgur.com/ghbHAWW
4 months ago
lol, photo by Darin Ledford

Who puts their name on porn photos?!
4 months ago
I DO, SIR.YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT?
4 months ago
hahah nah, it's just amusing
4 months ago
it's almost like you wrote 'Darin Ledford woz 'ere'.
4 months ago
I'M GONNA BE DEAD IN A COUPLE OF YEARS..SO WHO GIVES A FUCK? I DON'T.
4 months ago
a couple of years? I don't know whether that's too long, or preciously close...
4 months ago
jk faggot, don't cry
4 months ago
let's hope it's "A", you wanker. 8P
4 months ago
how much did you get paid to snap pictures of you munching your mum's kebab tho?
4 months ago
ya know what..I'm gonna SPILL THA BEANS here. I like BIG-FUCKIN'-COCKS. I LOVE TO WATCH BIG FUCKIN' COCKS(my cock)GOIN' IN AND OUTTA PUSSY HOLES.
4 months ago
what's that got to do WITH ANYTHING?
4 months ago
Seriously though..how could one watch a porn with little fuckin' cocks? That shit is super lame.
4 months ago
also, everyone likes seeing their cock fuck a pussy. Tell us more about your love for big cock.
4 months ago
* PunkyBruiser opens STEEL RESERVE 24-0Z and warms two day old spaghetti *
4 months ago
you sign off like a fucking mong
4 months ago
* PunkyBruiser googles mong *
4 months ago
YOU BASTARD!!
4 months ago
that's not strawberry
4 months ago
God, you’re an idiot.
4 months ago
shut up
4 months ago
You’re the one saying dumb shit. Take your own advice for once, troll fucker.
4 months ago
how is it fucking dumb ? psychofuck.
4 months ago
Because you don’t get what “strawberry cream pie” means, so you say some stupid shit just to be an annoying troll because you have nothing better to do.
4 months ago
says you , you're the one with nothing better to do other than bait me.
How come I keep getting signed out , cant mucho handle the Fries today ?
4 months ago
Because you touch yourself at night.
4 months ago
Who doesnt
4 months ago
Me.
4 months ago
And pretty much anyone that can get a piece of ass that doesn’t look like a C.H.U.D.
4 months ago
fries, did you really fuck that troll?
4 months ago
Of course I did. I have no regrets
4 months ago
mate... that's a wrong un
4 months ago
Not even if it was the last woman on earth.
Fucking hell dude, you have no standards.
4 months ago
I didn't call her the next day though
4 months ago
I'm suprised she wasn't a virgin. I bet fries broke her in lol
4 months ago
I think she'd had a few to be honest
4 months ago
how much did you spend on it?
4 months ago
Plot twist: that’s a guy.
4 months ago
I’m thinking that’s actually the real fries-please.
4 months ago
It’s not. The real fries looks like Rygel
4 months ago
The “woman”-if that is in fact female, is probably the person he gets paid to make sandwiches for.
4 months ago
I think the truth is you're all jelly
4 months ago
I think you’d fuck anything as long as it was breathing.
4 months ago
Neither pic has a sign, I’m sticking to my thesis
4 months ago
That’s fine, it’s just that I know his real name and where he lives, so I’m reasonably sure it’s him. I can understand your skepticism, though, as I don’t think he’s ever subbed a pic with sign.
4 months ago
Come on yak , fix the fucking servers
4 months ago
I’m sure he will get right on it.
4 months ago
seems better already
4 months ago
maybe its because that psychofuck has signed out
4 months ago
Yup, you signed out, so the site’s better already.
4 months ago
something wrong in server-paradise-land?
4 months ago
music-video testing to follow!
4 months ago
It’s on his end.
4 months ago
any requests?
4 months ago
meh , here's the gayest non-actual-homo vid ever then...
4 months ago
My log-in-abilities improved once mako had logged off. Coincidence maybe ? Or just psychofuck and his negativity
4 months ago
Your ability to act like an asshole hasn’t changed, at least.
4 months ago
recover password
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