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i beleive i can fly

nixon, the early years

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by possum

submitted May 6th 2018

127 comments
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Best post of the week
4 months ago
Bono The Master of The Games

post of the week

16 hours ago

report spam | like | stfu
4 months ago
makodragon
quiet, fanny face
6 hours agoreport spam | like | stfu
4 months ago
cant think of something to say yourself
4 months ago
Apparently you can’t either.
4 months ago
I was making a point
4 months ago
You have no point.
4 months ago
you reckon
4 months ago
Wtf are you, a cowboy now? “Great tarnations, y’all done reckon?” Stick to mopeds and fantasizing about Sealbasher sucking cock.
4 months ago
although its true I know about mopeds , I know nothing of sealbashers cock sucking
4 months ago
That’s not what I said. I said stick to fantasizing about Sealbasher sucking cock. Got it now?
4 months ago
how about I fantasizing about you stfu'ing
4 months ago
lol, your inner paki is showing fries
4 months ago
It really is. That, and his inner faggot.
4 months ago
so im not a jew anymore
4 months ago
Paki, Jew, it’s all the same.
4 months ago
yeah I suppose all fares are the same to a taxi driving fuck
4 months ago
jesus fries you are a thick twat sometimes
4 months ago
well most of the time to be more precise
4 months ago
He can’t concentrate on just one thing, MD. One second he wants to watch a guy suck cock, then he’s on to trying to say that every fare is the same in a taxi. The booze has really ruined what little mind he had left.
4 months ago
well I can be a fucktard too sometimes but at least I'm man enough to admit it. Fries thinks his shit don't stink like ours does
4 months ago
tell me your shit stinks fries, or I'm gonna break your fackin' thumbs, so you'll have to open a tic tac box like a fucking tool, which you are
4 months ago
it does stink
4 months ago
I bet it smells like Tom Pearl's breath
4 months ago
if only there was a way to compare the 2
4 months ago
shut up fries, talking to you is like pulling teeth you cunt
4 months ago
you're like the worst of all the shitty cunts banned from zucko combined. It's like pulling teeth talking to you.
4 months ago
see how annoying repetition is? That's you you cunt. you cunt
4 months ago
Not a lot you can say to that. It’s a run-off, that no-good redneck peckerwood has done gone I reckon, yessiree
4 months ago
Aww, shucks!
4 months ago
I hadn't even said a repetitive comment so MD is wrong , kinda like mako
4 months ago
Nah, I was right about you wanting to watch Sealbasher sucks another man’s cock. You admitted it.
4 months ago
And MD was right, you say the same shit over and over. Alcoholics like repetition.
4 months ago
Not as much as autists.
4 months ago
whatever mako , whatever
4 months ago
Wow, fries is at a loss for something to say. I think this may be a first for him.
4 months ago
And for som reason autists like Minecraft, too.
4 months ago
Fries makes a lot of the same types of comments... but that could be said of anyone.

I think he has technically repeated himself way, way, WAY less than Mako has said some variation of "Fries repeats himself a lot"
4 months ago
You two niggers have the same conversation every time you're on

For 9 years
4 months ago
Fries thrives on the abuse because he sees camaraderie in it, and Mako is just too assburgers to know any better
4 months ago
Well kinda...fries is just lonely and desperate for someone to talk to. And “assburgers?” Are you trying to Asperger’s? Because that no longer exists.
4 months ago
But luckily you have your own website to run off to, Bono...where everyone still thinks fries is a fag, too.
4 months ago
* Mako thinks Bono is just mad that we’re not having this conversation on his website. *
4 months ago
* Magawd thinks bucky the chubby lesbian is a cunt *
4 months ago
I think bono has some anti aging secrets. seems he is getting younger with successive subs
4 months ago
if I was really going to be repetitive I would have corrected possum on his spelling...
4 months ago
When you’re sober you don’t seem to be as repetitive, tbh.
4 months ago
yeah but im not as fun
4 months ago
you're about as fucking fun as sticking your dick into Sharon Osbournes letterbox
4 months ago
face it ian..without the constant stuper youre in,you would realize that the men you suck off might be put off by your unfunny,monstrosity of an ape face
4 months ago
Really fries, you’re not fun at all. I can’t think of anyone as miserable as you are on this site, even after 14 years. Maybe that GreatDane guy, but he killed himself.
4 months ago
Come on Mako... you can't pretend to be rational then say there's no more miserable shitpile than Fries
4 months ago
Whunu?
4 months ago
Hank?
4 months ago
TheDarkFagRises?
4 months ago
Eh, you bring up a decent point, Bono. But whunu? He’s just mildly retarded. Hank, I never really paid much attention to, but perhaps he was miserable. And I make it a point to read as few of TheDarkFag’s paragraphs as possible.
4 months ago
the cunt is just likes the sound of his own voice
4 months ago
so to speak of course
4 months ago
Whunu's IQ may be the temperate of a mild spring day, but that doesn't mean he can't be miserable
4 months ago
Oh, the wistful drunken emails he would send...

I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME LEFT, I CAN'T BE MAD, TIME IS FINITE
4 months ago
I think he has issues with being fat and old and wasting his life
4 months ago
temperate = temperature, my excuse is I'm drunk
4 months ago
Whunu’s IQ is the temperature of a mild spring day? I like that anecdote.
4 months ago
It's a joke that works in Celsius too, just a bit more extreme
4 months ago
why bring whunu into this ?
4 months ago
the guys a semi-legend
4 months ago
*a braindead lardass the fries adores
4 months ago
*that
4 months ago
actually 'the' is more accurate
4 months ago
there is only one of me
4 months ago
Yeah, you’re more of an “it” than a human being.
4 months ago
one fag to suck them all
4 months ago
Lol
4 months ago
whunu is not miserable..its a known fact that the closer to full-downs a person is,the happier they are..ergo,whunu is happier than a pig in shit
4 months ago
shut the fuck up billy you shit sucking mountebank
4 months ago
Maybe, Billy. Some say happiness is a relative thing anyway.
4 months ago
Mountebank? That’s POTUSF if it’s anybody here.
4 months ago
yeah youre right...dr cockles is usually a miserable cunt..but when he knows he gets to wrap his lips around some thick black cock..he perks right up
4 months ago
billy is the acennan of the devil
4 months ago
yeah 'like that shit mako. you fucking retard
4 months ago
Okay.
4 months ago
JSYK , this would have never got to top of most discussed
4 months ago
I really doubt that he cares. Only people like you care about likes, stfu’s, and most discussed posts.
4 months ago
and yet you push that 'stfu' button like a spacca trying to put a square peg in a round hole
4 months ago
Like I said, you’re the one that cares about it.
4 months ago
Thanks for proving my point.
4 months ago
the point is it you that hit the button like a fucking spastic
4 months ago
Again, the point is that you’re the only one that cares about it. If you didn’t, then you wouldn’t whine about it.
4 months ago
Punky also whines when anyone stfu’s him, but he’s universally hated here.
4 months ago
no... I care about when its you and your stupid button bashing when you know its ill-founded.
to be honest it just makes you look stupid
4 months ago
Here he goes with the repetition again.
4 months ago
I think you’re like a child, fries: you like attention, any attention at all, whether negative or positive.
4 months ago
I like your psychological reversal there but ive already said that I need to protect myself against your psychopathy , so you theory is kinda mute
4 months ago
hahahaah


you theory is mute, Mako

you hear that shit? Your theory can't even fucking talk!
4 months ago
Yeah, my theory is mute, but he needs to protect himself from me. Yet he still bitches about me on an almost daily basis. Sounds like an excuse to get drunk.
4 months ago
shut the fuck up md , I admire you for your chubby-fucking abilities but you mako-sucking abilities are stupid
4 months ago
He could just stfu and then he wouldn’t be subject to torment, but that’s too easy.
4 months ago
Yup, everybody’s stupid and everybody’s “psychotic” or a “mountebank,” except for the drunk guy that stays logged in here all day every day.
4 months ago
I didn't say you were stupid. I just think you are a psychopathic fuck
4 months ago
Sometimes I wonder if the shit you say really makes sense in your head, or if you’re just ranting because you have no other way to get rid of your anger at the world.
4 months ago
It’s like you only read part of a person’s comment because once you’re trashed, that’s how you respond.
4 months ago
it's because he can only interpret the easy to understand bits
4 months ago
stop being a repetitive moron fries, and I will stop giving you shit. That's how mucho is meant to work. If you haven't fucking gathered that yet then you're punky level
4 months ago
I told ya MD, he’s only like this when he’s drunk. He talks shit and then uses the excuse that because I talk shit back to him, he somehow has to get drunk to “protect” himself. If he ever came face to face with a real psychopath, all the booze in the world wouldn’t stop him from being beaten or killed.
4 months ago
It's funny that he keeps going on about you being a psychopath... like what, does he think he's fucking qualified to say so now? Berk.
4 months ago
He’ll be going to bed soon anyway. Then he’ll be up in six hours to make breakfast for Uncle Albert. Then drunk again tomorrow night. Rinse, repeat.
4 months ago
so, is Uncle Albert a euph?
4 months ago
Sort of. I believe Billy came up with that.
4 months ago
* possum sads *


the thought of fries drunkenly caring for a diaper-wearing older relative warmed the cockles of my pants
4 months ago
also, lol "berk", MD - made me lorfle
4 months ago
Apparently fries gets paid like $150 a month to care for “a relative. And I also lol’d at “berk.” Haven’t heard anyone say that in a while.
4 months ago
hmm..."a relative"....
4 months ago
I think it’s his mother.
4 months ago
okay, leaving him alone then

mom's are cool
4 months ago
i wonder if she can still ride a scooter, though
4 months ago
He hasn’t said who the relative is for sure, but it’s commendable that he takes care of an elderly person, even if he is getting paid.
4 months ago
anyway - the angio-edema force is strong tonight so signing off
current swelling:
two toes
three fingers
various lumps all over the possum
and my motherfucking tongue even - nothing worse than that in my book :(

nightly
4 months ago
my tongue is now itchy styrofoam


think about it
4 months ago
Take some Diphenhydramine and go to bed.
4 months ago
okay, i'm sure that will work!
4 months ago
Lol You won’t be awake to find out
4 months ago
yay?
4 months ago
fuck, off to bed i am, elephant-man face and all
4 months ago
Sorry, hope you feel better.
4 months ago
12 hours, generally
4 months ago
Ugh. Hang in there, dude.
4 months ago
Sorry possum, hope you're good soon.
4 months ago
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