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i beleive i can fly

nixon, the early years

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by possum

submitted May 6th 2018

127 comments
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Best post of the week
3 weeks ago
Bono The Master of The Games

post of the week

16 hours ago

report spam | like | stfu
3 weeks ago
makodragon
quiet, fanny face
6 hours agoreport spam | like | stfu
3 weeks ago
cant think of something to say yourself
3 weeks ago
Apparently you can’t either.
3 weeks ago
I was making a point
3 weeks ago
You have no point.
3 weeks ago
you reckon
3 weeks ago
Wtf are you, a cowboy now? “Great tarnations, y’all done reckon?” Stick to mopeds and fantasizing about Sealbasher sucking cock.
3 weeks ago
although its true I know about mopeds , I know nothing of sealbashers cock sucking
3 weeks ago
That’s not what I said. I said stick to fantasizing about Sealbasher sucking cock. Got it now?
3 weeks ago
how about I fantasizing about you stfu'ing
3 weeks ago
lol, your inner paki is showing fries
3 weeks ago
It really is. That, and his inner faggot.
3 weeks ago
so im not a jew anymore
3 weeks ago
Paki, Jew, it’s all the same.
3 weeks ago
yeah I suppose all fares are the same to a taxi driving fuck
3 weeks ago
jesus fries you are a thick twat sometimes
3 weeks ago
well most of the time to be more precise
3 weeks ago
He can’t concentrate on just one thing, MD. One second he wants to watch a guy suck cock, then he’s on to trying to say that every fare is the same in a taxi. The booze has really ruined what little mind he had left.
3 weeks ago
well I can be a fucktard too sometimes but at least I'm man enough to admit it. Fries thinks his shit don't stink like ours does
3 weeks ago
tell me your shit stinks fries, or I'm gonna break your fackin' thumbs, so you'll have to open a tic tac box like a fucking tool, which you are
3 weeks ago
it does stink
3 weeks ago
I bet it smells like Tom Pearl's breath
3 weeks ago
if only there was a way to compare the 2
3 weeks ago
shut up fries, talking to you is like pulling teeth you cunt
3 weeks ago
you're like the worst of all the shitty cunts banned from zucko combined. It's like pulling teeth talking to you.
3 weeks ago
see how annoying repetition is? That's you you cunt. you cunt
3 weeks ago
Not a lot you can say to that. It’s a run-off, that no-good redneck peckerwood has done gone I reckon, yessiree
2 weeks ago
Aww, shucks!
2 weeks ago
I hadn't even said a repetitive comment so MD is wrong , kinda like mako
2 weeks ago
Nah, I was right about you wanting to watch Sealbasher sucks another man’s cock. You admitted it.
2 weeks ago
And MD was right, you say the same shit over and over. Alcoholics like repetition.
2 weeks ago
Not as much as autists.
2 weeks ago
whatever mako , whatever
2 weeks ago
Wow, fries is at a loss for something to say. I think this may be a first for him.
2 weeks ago
And for som reason autists like Minecraft, too.
2 weeks ago
Fries makes a lot of the same types of comments... but that could be said of anyone.

I think he has technically repeated himself way, way, WAY less than Mako has said some variation of "Fries repeats himself a lot"
2 weeks ago
You two niggers have the same conversation every time you're on

For 9 years
2 weeks ago
Fries thrives on the abuse because he sees camaraderie in it, and Mako is just too assburgers to know any better
2 weeks ago
Well kinda...fries is just lonely and desperate for someone to talk to. And “assburgers?” Are you trying to Asperger’s? Because that no longer exists.
2 weeks ago
But luckily you have your own website to run off to, Bono...where everyone still thinks fries is a fag, too.
2 weeks ago
* Mako thinks Bono is just mad that we’re not having this conversation on his website. *
2 weeks ago
* Magawd thinks bucky the chubby lesbian is a cunt *
2 weeks ago
I think bono has some anti aging secrets. seems he is getting younger with successive subs
2 weeks ago
if I was really going to be repetitive I would have corrected possum on his spelling...
2 weeks ago
When you’re sober you don’t seem to be as repetitive, tbh.
2 weeks ago
yeah but im not as fun
2 weeks ago
you're about as fucking fun as sticking your dick into Sharon Osbournes letterbox
2 weeks ago
face it ian..without the constant stuper youre in,you would realize that the men you suck off might be put off by your unfunny,monstrosity of an ape face
2 weeks ago
Really fries, you’re not fun at all. I can’t think of anyone as miserable as you are on this site, even after 14 years. Maybe that GreatDane guy, but he killed himself.
2 weeks ago
Come on Mako... you can't pretend to be rational then say there's no more miserable shitpile than Fries
2 weeks ago
Whunu?
2 weeks ago
Hank?
2 weeks ago
TheDarkFagRises?
2 weeks ago
Eh, you bring up a decent point, Bono. But whunu? He’s just mildly retarded. Hank, I never really paid much attention to, but perhaps he was miserable. And I make it a point to read as few of TheDarkFag’s paragraphs as possible.
2 weeks ago
the cunt is just likes the sound of his own voice
2 weeks ago
so to speak of course
2 weeks ago
Whunu's IQ may be the temperate of a mild spring day, but that doesn't mean he can't be miserable
2 weeks ago
Oh, the wistful drunken emails he would send...

I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME LEFT, I CAN'T BE MAD, TIME IS FINITE
2 weeks ago
I think he has issues with being fat and old and wasting his life
2 weeks ago
temperate = temperature, my excuse is I'm drunk
2 weeks ago
Whunu’s IQ is the temperature of a mild spring day? I like that anecdote.
2 weeks ago
It's a joke that works in Celsius too, just a bit more extreme
2 weeks ago
why bring whunu into this ?
2 weeks ago
the guys a semi-legend
2 weeks ago
*a braindead lardass the fries adores
2 weeks ago
*that
2 weeks ago
actually 'the' is more accurate
2 weeks ago
there is only one of me
2 weeks ago
Yeah, you’re more of an “it” than a human being.
2 weeks ago
one fag to suck them all
2 weeks ago
Lol
2 weeks ago
whunu is not miserable..its a known fact that the closer to full-downs a person is,the happier they are..ergo,whunu is happier than a pig in shit
2 weeks ago
shut the fuck up billy you shit sucking mountebank
2 weeks ago
Maybe, Billy. Some say happiness is a relative thing anyway.
2 weeks ago
Mountebank? That’s POTUSF if it’s anybody here.
2 weeks ago
yeah youre right...dr cockles is usually a miserable cunt..but when he knows he gets to wrap his lips around some thick black cock..he perks right up
2 weeks ago
billy is the acennan of the devil
2 weeks ago
yeah 'like that shit mako. you fucking retard
2 weeks ago
Okay.
2 weeks ago
JSYK , this would have never got to top of most discussed
2 weeks ago
I really doubt that he cares. Only people like you care about likes, stfu’s, and most discussed posts.
2 weeks ago
and yet you push that 'stfu' button like a spacca trying to put a square peg in a round hole
2 weeks ago
Like I said, you’re the one that cares about it.
2 weeks ago
Thanks for proving my point.
2 weeks ago
the point is it you that hit the button like a fucking spastic
2 weeks ago
Again, the point is that you’re the only one that cares about it. If you didn’t, then you wouldn’t whine about it.
2 weeks ago
Punky also whines when anyone stfu’s him, but he’s universally hated here.
2 weeks ago
no... I care about when its you and your stupid button bashing when you know its ill-founded.
to be honest it just makes you look stupid
2 weeks ago
Here he goes with the repetition again.
2 weeks ago
I think you’re like a child, fries: you like attention, any attention at all, whether negative or positive.
2 weeks ago
I like your psychological reversal there but ive already said that I need to protect myself against your psychopathy , so you theory is kinda mute
2 weeks ago
hahahaah


you theory is mute, Mako

you hear that shit? Your theory can't even fucking talk!
2 weeks ago
Yeah, my theory is mute, but he needs to protect himself from me. Yet he still bitches about me on an almost daily basis. Sounds like an excuse to get drunk.
2 weeks ago
shut the fuck up md , I admire you for your chubby-fucking abilities but you mako-sucking abilities are stupid
2 weeks ago
He could just stfu and then he wouldn’t be subject to torment, but that’s too easy.
2 weeks ago
Yup, everybody’s stupid and everybody’s “psychotic” or a “mountebank,” except for the drunk guy that stays logged in here all day every day.
2 weeks ago
I didn't say you were stupid. I just think you are a psychopathic fuck
2 weeks ago
Sometimes I wonder if the shit you say really makes sense in your head, or if you’re just ranting because you have no other way to get rid of your anger at the world.
2 weeks ago
It’s like you only read part of a person’s comment because once you’re trashed, that’s how you respond.
2 weeks ago
it's because he can only interpret the easy to understand bits
2 weeks ago
stop being a repetitive moron fries, and I will stop giving you shit. That's how mucho is meant to work. If you haven't fucking gathered that yet then you're punky level
2 weeks ago
I told ya MD, he’s only like this when he’s drunk. He talks shit and then uses the excuse that because I talk shit back to him, he somehow has to get drunk to “protect” himself. If he ever came face to face with a real psychopath, all the booze in the world wouldn’t stop him from being beaten or killed.
2 weeks ago
It's funny that he keeps going on about you being a psychopath... like what, does he think he's fucking qualified to say so now? Berk.
2 weeks ago
He’ll be going to bed soon anyway. Then he’ll be up in six hours to make breakfast for Uncle Albert. Then drunk again tomorrow night. Rinse, repeat.
2 weeks ago
so, is Uncle Albert a euph?
2 weeks ago
Sort of. I believe Billy came up with that.
2 weeks ago
* possum sads *


the thought of fries drunkenly caring for a diaper-wearing older relative warmed the cockles of my pants
2 weeks ago
also, lol "berk", MD - made me lorfle
2 weeks ago
Apparently fries gets paid like $150 a month to care for “a relative. And I also lol’d at “berk.” Haven’t heard anyone say that in a while.
2 weeks ago
hmm..."a relative"....
2 weeks ago
I think it’s his mother.
2 weeks ago
okay, leaving him alone then

mom's are cool
2 weeks ago
i wonder if she can still ride a scooter, though
2 weeks ago
He hasn’t said who the relative is for sure, but it’s commendable that he takes care of an elderly person, even if he is getting paid.
2 weeks ago
anyway - the angio-edema force is strong tonight so signing off
current swelling:
two toes
three fingers
various lumps all over the possum
and my motherfucking tongue even - nothing worse than that in my book :(

nightly
2 weeks ago
my tongue is now itchy styrofoam


think about it
2 weeks ago
Take some Diphenhydramine and go to bed.
2 weeks ago
okay, i'm sure that will work!
2 weeks ago
Lol You won’t be awake to find out
2 weeks ago
yay?
2 weeks ago
fuck, off to bed i am, elephant-man face and all
2 weeks ago
Sorry, hope you feel better.
2 weeks ago
12 hours, generally
2 weeks ago
Ugh. Hang in there, dude.
2 weeks ago
Sorry possum, hope you're good soon.
2 weeks ago
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