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David Byrne - the early years

same as it ever was

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by possum

submitted April 22nd 2018

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He would see faces in movies, on T.V., in magazines, and in books...
He thought that some of these faces might be right for him...
And through the years, by keeping an ideal facial structure fixed in his mind...
Or somewhere in the back of his mind...
That he might, by force of will, cause his face to approach those of his ideal...
The change would be very subtle...It might take ten years or so...
Gradually his face would change its' shape...
A more hooked nose...wider, thinner lips...beady eyes...a larger forehead.
He imagined that this was an ability he shared with most other people...
They had also molded their faced according to some ideal...
Maybe they imagined that their new face would better
Suit their personality...Or maybe they imagined that their
Personality would be forced to change to fit the new appearance...
This is why first impressions are often correct...
Although some people might have made mistakes...
They may have arrived at an appearance that bears no relationship to them...
They may have picked an ideal appearance based on some childish
Whim, or momentary impulse...
Some may have gotten half-way
There, and then changed their minds.
He wonders if he too might have made a similar mistake.
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PleIO6QTdg&t=126s
7 months ago
playing both at the same time is intersting
7 months ago
also interdasting
7 months ago
*Interesante.
7 months ago
Same as it ever was.
7 months ago
it might take ten years or so
7 months ago
He probably doesn’t know that there is water at the bottom of the ocean.
7 months ago
jebus
7 months ago
looks more like that judd bitch
7 months ago
That’s Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
7 months ago
Any relations to Elliot Rodger?
7 months ago
this fruit loop is in a hospital and yet Mako roams free ? wtf
7 months ago
Shut the fuck up, Jew boy.
7 months ago
you know ive made an accurate psychological assessment
7 months ago
An drunk that makes sandwiches for a living is about as qualified to make a psychological assessment as Punky is to be an AA sponsor.
7 months ago
well at least we know who to ask about taxi tariffs
7 months ago
Wtf is a “taxi tariff?” I don’t live in your backwards-ass country, and we don’t fuck around with limey bullshit, so just stick to your mopeds and sandwich making, jew boy.
7 months ago
well why don't you tell us then , Latka... seeing as none of us are taxi driving fucks
7 months ago
Umm, I just asked you what a taxi tariff is, and you told me to tell you what it is? Fuck, you’re an idiot. Probably shitfaced again, too.
7 months ago
And besides, I never drove a taxi anywhere around here, and the last time I drove one was nearly ten years ago. You wanna know about “taxi tariffs,” learn how to use Google, you fucktard.
7 months ago
and you could have google'd 'tariff'. hell I would have thought you already smart enough to know
7 months ago
A tariff is a tax on imports or exports between sovereign states, so Idk wtf that has to do with taxis. You came up with this “taxi tariff” term, not me. Fuck, try making some sense for once in your life instead of being a drunk idiot that nobody likes.
7 months ago
Children, please
7 months ago
Do YOU know wtf he’s talking about, McWoozy? I don’t speak fluent limey drunkinese.
7 months ago
I miss NG and his 'lols' and when he likes my mako putdowns
7 months ago
I don’t speak Doncaster, so no
7 months ago
Putdowns? He lols at you because you’re so dumb that he gets a kick out of it. Fuck, you don’t even know when someone is laughing at you.
7 months ago
laughing at... laughing with. counts as the same thing to me
7 months ago
Yeah, because you’re not smart enough to know the difference.
7 months ago
i liked the Latka ref
7 months ago
Latka’s are popular in Jewish cuisine, so it makes sense that he would know about them.
7 months ago
Mako is such a bitch
7 months ago
Okay, write us another paragraph about it that nobody is going to read.
7 months ago
TheSJWRises lol
7 months ago
his skin is very shiny
7 months ago
yes
7 months ago
"well, wow"
7 months ago
maybe he is just gay
7 months ago
and that's why nobody likes him
7 months ago
And now you know why nobody likes you.
7 months ago
What a pent up uncomfortable mess. Bad genetics, schoolyard bullies and failed parenting.
7 months ago
and then yer mom to finish it off
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
7 months ago
no no no Gary already admitted the asperger stuff

david still refuses to admit that his rope-ladder doesnt go all the way up the tree, so to speak
7 months ago
recover password
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