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Telling a geezer his age

ENJOY your death you old FUCK!!!

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by Jones

submitted February 10th 2018

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Holy shit balls!!!!!
7 months ago
Jones can at least count the rings in his neck......
7 months ago
Yup, Danes get those from trying to hang our selves once a year.
7 months ago
NECK MYSTERY SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 months ago
these are just getting lifted from that other cool website
7 months ago
WWW.BESTOFYOUTUBE.COM
7 months ago
Repost
7 months ago
https://muchozucko.com/2953/Demented-Uuoody-finds-out-how-old-he-really-is
7 months ago
This guy is doing great. I want to live to the ripe old age of like 400 or 500. Let's be honest: 80/90/100 years is WAY too short for life. That gives you like 50 years of prime time adulthood then you're too old to do shit. That's not enough time. I'm hoping bio-engineering reaches a point that can give me a few hundred extra years before I'm too old.
7 months ago
Stem cells maybe? Heard of people's bodies returning to their youth to a certain extent with stem cells.
7 months ago
its not unlikely that the first peson hitting 1000 years is already born
7 months ago
read it in a science magazine
7 months ago
*heard it in a movie
7 months ago
its fact, they can 3d print whole bodys in around 30 years so only the brain in unreplaceable
7 months ago
but they are working on that too
7 months ago
You could probably replace half the brains on this site if you opened up a can of peanuts
7 months ago
HAHA!
7 months ago
^surstromming
7 months ago
:(
7 months ago
I only have half a brain to start with.......
7 months ago
:(
7 months ago
youll be just fine
7 months ago
YAY!!!!
7 months ago
this guy has a full brain, yet currently needs to be reminded how to wipe his ass after shitting, not kidding

http://muchosucko.com/134637/Beardlint-Broinlaw-for-Nixon


early-onset dementia



enjoy every sandwhich
7 months ago
tbh - i feel guilty that i still have as many brain-cells left as i seem to have...dont think Ron ever did an illegal drug or even got drunk, ever...and yet here he is, trying to remember how not to shit his pants for the lads at 62 years old

never liked the guy much, but nobody deserves this


* possum ambles off to spread joy elsewhere now *
7 months ago
um is it safe now?
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1syENmQ
7 months ago
* possum reconsiders the word "safe" now *
7 months ago
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