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Telling a geezer his age

ENJOY your death you old FUCK!!!

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by Jones

submitted February 10th 2018

27 comments
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Holy shit balls!!!!!
1 week ago
Jones can at least count the rings in his neck......
1 week ago
Yup, Danes get those from trying to hang our selves once a year.
1 week ago
NECK MYSTERY SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
these are just getting lifted from that other cool website
1 week ago
WWW.BESTOFYOUTUBE.COM
1 week ago
Repost
3 days ago
https://muchozucko.com/2953/Demented-Uuoody-finds-out-how-old-he-really-is
3 days ago
This guy is doing great. I want to live to the ripe old age of like 400 or 500. Let's be honest: 80/90/100 years is WAY too short for life. That gives you like 50 years of prime time adulthood then you're too old to do shit. That's not enough time. I'm hoping bio-engineering reaches a point that can give me a few hundred extra years before I'm too old.
3 days ago
Stem cells maybe? Heard of people's bodies returning to their youth to a certain extent with stem cells.
3 days ago
its not unlikely that the first peson hitting 1000 years is already born
3 days ago
read it in a science magazine
3 days ago
*heard it in a movie
3 days ago
its fact, they can 3d print whole bodys in around 30 years so only the brain in unreplaceable
3 days ago
but they are working on that too
3 days ago
You could probably replace half the brains on this site if you opened up a can of peanuts
3 days ago
HAHA!
3 days ago
^surstromming
3 days ago
:(
3 days ago
I only have half a brain to start with.......
3 days ago
:(
3 days ago
youll be just fine
3 days ago
YAY!!!!
3 days ago
this guy has a full brain, yet currently needs to be reminded how to wipe his ass after shitting, not kidding

http://muchosucko.com/134637/Beardlint-Broinlaw-for-Nixon


early-onset dementia



enjoy every sandwhich
3 days ago
tbh - i feel guilty that i still have as many brain-cells left as i seem to have...dont think Ron ever did an illegal drug or even got drunk, ever...and yet here he is, trying to remember how not to shit his pants for the lads at 62 years old

never liked the guy much, but nobody deserves this


* possum ambles off to spread joy elsewhere now *
3 days ago
um is it safe now?
3 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1syENmQ
3 days ago
* possum reconsiders the word "safe" now *
3 days ago
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