bill murray on john prine

Maybe he’ll actually answer you.

It was in your pocket again, wasn’t it?

It’s only smellz

He’ll realize that it’s much too perilous and come back soon enough.

Run away!

The government has left the building again, btw. THANKS RAND PAUL!!!

This is the first shutdown in weeks.

Guess Donald got what he wanted.

hugebigingly

“Believe me”

The senate passed a two year budget just after 2 a.m. my time. Now it goes back to the house.

Looks like the house voted to approve it too. Now it goes to assface-I mean Trump for approval.

I’ll reply with what Republicans used to say about Pres. Obama: “He’s not MY president!”

He’s gonna need all the help he can get. 40% approval isn’t gonna cut it.

I don’t belong to any political party, Nix. Thinking that one side is always right is just asinine.

Besides, Republicans are gonna be a minority after the midterms.

See, now you sound like Bono, and I’d hate to lump you in with that fuckin martian.

Yes, iz difference

And fuck you for making me sound European.

It’s funny, last night I saw Omarosa, Steve Scaramucci, Sebastian Gorka, Rob Porter, and Reince Priebus together at the White House...lol all of them have been fired.

I take it back:: Priebus and Porter “resigned.”

What were you doing at the White House?

Mako is Donald's taxi driver

That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs, Jones.

Truth be told, I was teaching Cristeta Comerford how to make crème fraîche.

Donald doesn't like cultured stuff.

That’s because Donald is a fat tub of shit that eats at McDonalds every day. Comerford has been the executive chef for three presidents so she’s gotta be making something he likes.

She ounly kept that joub becaouse she gives gooud head.

I wonder how old fatcunt mc pantsuit's sham of a presidency would be doing about now?..perhaps she could have tried to pass some more "America Is Killing the Planet" climate change legislation to bolster that segment of the economy. She could have picked up the "We're 'Merica and We've Done Bad" doctrine that Barry was puttin down. Perhaps we the #Metoo movement,Hilldog could have hopped on AF1,flown to the ________awards,and given some #ImMarriedToBill speach about how men are rapist predator assholes..either way,replace Trumps retarded tweets with super loud cunty cackling and now you can see how big a fuckin bullet we dodged.

Billy for mod!

ill mod the shit out of this place..DBJ punky into oblivion

I don’t worry about the “what if’s” or “If the OTHER guy had gotten elected...” shit, billy. I just deal with what’s in front of me.

And unlike Tr, he won't have a massive forehead to wipe his tears on when all his shitty music links disappear.

First you’d have to get yak to actually care about this place. Unless something gets posted that could get him in trouble, he really doesn’t give a shit what anyone else does.

i know you dont like trump..thats cool..i know that TRump attracts ALL of the shit he gets.I didnt like Obama either..but I also didnt hate him like people do with donald..its actually quite humorous.

Nah, I just don’t like to discuss politics in general. I just think Trump has no business being the president because he’s incompetent. Republican, Democrat, they’re all out for themselves and their own special interests.

Ya'll need to reinstate the monarchy - roule Britania!

Yeah, kings and queens and princes and princesses? Storybook shit that’s no basis for a system of government.