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Weight Loss Trick

weight loss on the farm.... TADA!!!!

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by NixonsGhost

submitted January 26th 2018

300 comments
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first !!
8 months ago
...to take a cock up the butt
8 months ago
god damn so sharp...
8 months ago
And drunk^
8 months ago
no , you got a lucky shot
8 months ago
although I am slightly drunk
8 months ago
but it is Friday nite so....
8 months ago
You’re drunk at least four days a week, so luck had nothing to do with it.
8 months ago
You’ve been surfing farmersonly.com again.
8 months ago
Where else can an electronics mechanic find love?
8 months ago
At a bowling alley? I’m just guessing here.
8 months ago
Hmmmmmm
8 months ago
anybody know why OkCupid wont work on my comp but it does on my kindle
8 months ago
Its on your end
8 months ago
Did Whunu stop replying to your messages?
8 months ago
Check your cookies, delete your cache, and delete temp files.
8 months ago
*delete system 32
8 months ago
Send me your username and password and I'll check it on my PC.....
8 months ago
I have his info here, Nix.
Username: DoncasterCockLover password:CuddleCat69
8 months ago
Hey Fries!!!! You got two new messages..... from Jones!!!!!
8 months ago
He said he's got rashes/spots and you should get tested.......
8 months ago
He doesnt blame you
8 months ago
Yet
8 months ago
FRIES!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
The drunk passed out. Check back in about 5 hours when he wakes up.
8 months ago
its ok I think I got it sorted
8 months ago
I think she may need a vigorous ass fucking up on top of that stacked hay.
8 months ago
Call Nixon.
8 months ago
1-900-YOU-FUCK
8 months ago
no way he could get up there
8 months ago
Throw a broken PS4 up there and he will.
8 months ago
$10.99 a minute!!!!!!
8 months ago
Damn, that’s what you charge to fix a PS4?
8 months ago
That's the cost of the Nixon hotline
8 months ago
Unless Cap'n Fuck calls. Then it $29.95 a minute
8 months ago
Repair work is typically a flat fee plus parts
8 months ago
Sure, that’s fair.
8 months ago
Plus shipping!!!!!
8 months ago
*& postage due
8 months ago
+ buyer's remorse insurance
8 months ago
meh. EAT ME RAW
8 months ago
Fuck your face gimp voter
8 months ago
omg
8 months ago
THIS is what you're referring too about tha DV THINGY? DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU, SON!!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYhquRwKxdI
8 months ago
Its people like you existing that caused his suicide
8 months ago
lol. your butthurt is amazing.
8 months ago
@Nixy

I USUALLY UV 99% OF YOUR STUFF, DICKHEAD!!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpj39Znv0oA
8 months ago
sorry, i said something about you, poss. you really are an inspiration to me, broseph.
8 months ago
LET ME CHANGE MY VOTE SO NIXY CAN SLEEP WELL TONIGHT. 8)
8 months ago
100% UV'S ACTIVATED!!!!!
8 months ago
Guess I’m gonna have to change my vote based on that.
8 months ago
lol!!
8 months ago
HOLY SHIT...YOU REALLY DID IT!!! YOU FUCKIN' NIGGER!!!
8 months ago
I think that’s fair.
8 months ago
NO IT IS NOT.
8 months ago
I didn’t ask you.
8 months ago
Can I jack you off?
8 months ago
JK. 8P
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser makes dog change his vote *
8 months ago
You fucks!!!!!!!
8 months ago
CYM, FAGGOT!!!
8 months ago
SIKE! i didn't send you shit, BEYOCH!!!!
8 months ago
hey, what Claude's email address?
8 months ago
*what's
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost buys latest iphone just to activate it, sub a few pictures, then throw it in the trash just cause he can and punky can't *
8 months ago
is it ClaudeNutz@muchosucko.gmail?
8 months ago
Sent from my iPhone
8 months ago
*suckmyniner@tinyjapdickinhell.com
8 months ago
@CB


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN JESUS!!!
8 months ago
Shut your face dildo droppings
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to watching JD! *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TmC0Lfsbo
8 months ago
My email is dollypartonstaint@punkyholler.tn
8 months ago
Punkysuckscockforduster@iclaude.com
8 months ago
Or

meetme@bakersfieldmall.fu
8 months ago
$100 says Dolly Parton's taint tastes like the great smokey mountains
8 months ago
*bear
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser BEAR-HUGS CAT! *
8 months ago
I can't believe you people hate me? I LOVE ALL YOU DICK-FUCK'S!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3wNGUJZgU
8 months ago
LOL!!!!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08fJmbHcPo
8 months ago
trm
8 months ago
what tha fuck does "trm" mean?
8 months ago
Totally Retarded Moron
8 months ago
AT LEAST MY TASTE IN MUSIC KILLS ALL, SHARKO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ4H0pP8DjE
8 months ago
Yeah, it kills the fuckin website.
8 months ago
SHED ME SOME MORE TEARS, SIR.
8 months ago
What tears? Oh, the tears of joy when you log out. I’m saving those.
8 months ago
*tears of lube
8 months ago
wow. you and your BANDWAGON. STOP IT WITH THA PUNKY HATE, SHARKO. YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
8 months ago
No I imuse fries tears for that, Nix.
8 months ago
FUCK YOU, NIXY!!!!!!!
8 months ago
use, too
8 months ago
Suck my 19er, punky
8 months ago
um...
8 months ago
@NIXY

EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, FAGGOT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
8 months ago
Liking your own comments is not just the highest level of faggotry, is also very whunuesque as well.
8 months ago
yup
8 months ago
sorry, just whunuing on my own time
8 months ago
Iz marzupials^
8 months ago
will this be the 5-minute whunuing or the full half-hour?
8 months ago
Just 5 minute, prease.
8 months ago
* possum hurries *
8 months ago
Okay sank yew.
8 months ago
"so why doesnt anybudy like me or appreciate evrything i've done for the place?"

"you cocsucking fags"

"you dont deserve me or my wisdom"


(interchangeable assface/whunu comments)
8 months ago
ta-daah
8 months ago
your butthurt is fuckin' amazing, poss!!
8 months ago
link something that will change my mind, dude
8 months ago
("I told him we already have one")
8 months ago
silly inbred K-nigget
8 months ago
I see you aren’t heeding my subtle advice, Punky. Do I need to be clearer?

Ok. If you don’t stop with the links on every fucking post, I will go to yak. Yak doesn’t like you. He doesn’t like me. But he likes me more than you.

Whatever you decide you need to express as a comment is fine, but nobody, and I mean nobody cares, nor watches your links.

Im a gambling man. I’m willing to roll the yak-dice. Are you?
8 months ago
* possum fucks this and literally rewatches that whole movie now *
8 months ago
I'll show you, SOON ENOUGH, SON!!
8 months ago
james would make a good mod
8 months ago
@JT


SLURP MY BUTT-JUICE, FAGGOT!!! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR NECK, NIGGER!!!
8 months ago
By the way, punkster. The yak-dice is the method that determines the fate of this place.

You want to express yourself? Ok. Do that. Use your capital letters. Don’t post a link on every one.

By the way, it makes the threads hard to read.

8 months ago
HUH?
8 months ago
yeah, i'll go to yak mice elf also if you're serious aboot this james...enough is enough
8 months ago
YOU NEED TO HUG ME, FAGGOT.
8 months ago
That’s fine. Kick in my head. I’m good with that.
8 months ago
so...?
8 months ago
Let your rage out, PunkyBruiser. I’ll be here to listen.
8 months ago
Punky: @Huh?

What I mean is going to yak is a roll of the dice. Yak is unpredictable and also bipolar. He could just say fuck it and turn this place off.....

You wouldn’t want to be responsible for that, would you?
8 months ago
FUCK ALL OF YOU NIGGERS! IMA GOIN' TO DEJA ON ALL YALL'S ASSES!
8 months ago
@poss

wow. I can't believe you're doing this. I'm not a threat...I only bring sustainable info music wise. You'll figure it out one day, sir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzBvA2uEjUI
8 months ago
Are you really going to disrespect me that way, Punky? You don’t think I’ll do it?
8 months ago
ya'll are holdin' on too tight. And punky...noone likes me either, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
8 months ago
Says the guy who links a vid once a decade....
8 months ago
Is it 2000 yet? I gotta reset my y2ks
8 months ago
i just want punks to stop linking shit, and start puking and filming it
8 months ago
Punky is a good puker.
8 months ago
is that too much to ask?
8 months ago
By the way, I had to shit on my flight to Orlando.....I deloused after.
8 months ago
No, but you might want to PayPal the guy a few bucks.
8 months ago
punks - i got $50 left in my paypal account - it's all yours for a new puke vid with sign
8 months ago
Why would he need a sign?
8 months ago
good point
8 months ago
fun read!!!
8 months ago
meh, yak it is then...
8 months ago
PLEASE DON'T.
8 months ago
punky did you know that an F150's bumper perfectly lines up to a Prius bumper? A friend of mine got rear ended...the guy bolted (hit and run illegal) and didn't realize his tag was stamped backwards perfectly in the vinyl. Cops got him. 30 days. ta-DA!
8 months ago
I LOVE YOU POSSUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
@CAT


WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT????
8 months ago
I'm just sayin, if you see a guy barreling down on you in an F150, don't sweat it. Let him run into you.
8 months ago
Punky...ever see a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a bull bar?
8 months ago
HEARD!
8 months ago
and also -

* possum gives punks a reacharound whilst fumbling for his off-switch *
8 months ago
NO!!
8 months ago
lay back and think of Memphis
8 months ago
dude...Memphis is a fucking shitpit. FUCK THAT PLACE!!!
8 months ago
exactly
8 months ago
Punky likes Nashville, for future reference.
8 months ago
IT'S FULL OF A BUNCHA GUN SWINGIN' NIGGER'S!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKIN' GOD!!!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVbf44HMkY
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tZ-S1LFok
8 months ago
Easy there, Punky. Remember, thou art mortal.
8 months ago
lives in Murfreesboro now though i think... for future reference
8 months ago
Yeah, we already knew that.
8 months ago
dudes gotta find a way to upload puking vids

soon, or he's done here
8 months ago
* possum shrugs *
8 months ago
Once again, Mako is INTENTIONALLY misdirecting people. What a twat.

Don't listen to him Punky. You're a fucking god. Unstoppable.

FUCK THESE BUTT NIGGERS FOR TRYING TO TURN OFF THE MUSIC!!!!! 8)
8 months ago
I’m not directing anyone. But thanks for assuming I have that kind of power.
8 months ago
^lowered expectations
8 months ago
oops, intershark
8 months ago
TBH who doesn't have the power to misdirect Punky

That's why we need to set him straight... and beckon him to unleash the full power of his musical links
8 months ago
You’re too late, dude.
8 months ago
Punky, i see you have little respect for this place and the others you talk to here.

Here are the possible outcomes:

1. You get banned, whunuately.
2. Yak shuts the site down. You get blamed and possibly die.
3. Nothing.

Those first 2 of 3 are most likely, and your time here is done. Also, more “creative” outcomes.

4. I pay yak to get rid of you
5. I pay to get re-modded and dead baby you via a script. Nobody will be able to read your rage. You will be thrown down with the filth of Mucho much like tr_stupid....
8 months ago
lol the lesbo-kraken has been awakened
8 months ago
* possum drinks and smokes *
8 months ago
Actually Kirk, all of his comments will be available at:

http://muchosucko.com/user/PunkyBruiser/comments


Because DBJ's don't actually remove content. They just mask it. Which is really shitty.
8 months ago
Did you know mods on MuchoZucko.com have full ban power?
8 months ago
Bono, I’ve been thru this with you. Nobody even bothers to go there...his rage will be there, yet un-witnessed. It really is the best therapy....

Also, the Barret story.....very entertaining..
8 months ago
Barret stories


Only on MUCHOZUCKO.COM

MuchoZucko, it's the only soap that floats!
8 months ago
Calm down before you get the same treatment prescription.
8 months ago
* JamesTKirk wonders how much cash this is going to cost..... *
8 months ago
Also, fuck you guys. Fucking assholes.
8 months ago
i got $50
8 months ago
Kirk if it mattered that much to you, you'd have already tried
8 months ago
Lol, i’m not going to take a fucking collection.
8 months ago
My guess is you'd rather not tempt fate with that 1% chance yak assplodes
8 months ago
Bono, it doesn’t, hence not trying.
8 months ago
@JT

WHAT THA FUCK, MAN??!
8 months ago
Good
8 months ago
But for the record...

Punky is already banned on MuchoZucko.com - and signup is free. You know, rather than needing to pay a bipolar webgoyem.
8 months ago
hmm...
8 months ago
I really do respect you, JT. WHY ALL THA HATE?
8 months ago
@BONO


FIGHT ME, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE, SON!!!!!!!
8 months ago
Then stop with the YouTube links. If you want to link YouTube, go to another site.

Have you not read what I have been typing above? Or is your short term memory gone?
8 months ago
ok. jesus fuckin' christ. DO YOU NOT LIKE MUSIC? WTF??!!
8 months ago
can i link just one more?
8 months ago
Just stop and you are fine. Rage all you want. Capitalize every fucking word. Threaten Nixon’s life. I don’t care.

Every comment does not require a YouTube link. Over and over and over again. Stop so I don’t have to belittle myself to get rid of you.
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser touches JT's knee *
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMmp_PDYCt0
8 months ago
Well, ok then. I hope the odds are with you.
8 months ago
you people are all I have left.
8 months ago
Fuck off, you ignorant cunt. Don’t address me again. You just lost that ability, regardless of what happens.
8 months ago
omg.
8 months ago
what tha hell is up your ass, dude?
8 months ago
YOU'RE MAD AT ME LINKING MUSIC VIDS? WHAT THA FUCK, MAN?
8 months ago
PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASSHOLE, SIR. I'M SICK OF TELLIN' YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
8 months ago
okay, it's done
8 months ago
don't cum too hard, poss.
8 months ago
bye bye sir
8 months ago
wow. really?
8 months ago
I hope not. I really respect you, sir.
8 months ago
pretty sure, but i dunno yet
8 months ago
no one cares about anythng related to you
8 months ago
look..I'll stop linking music vids. I just got my MacBookPro. I'll start acting normal. I can't believe you hate me that much, poss. I really do love you people. This place actually brings me joy. Oh well..I guess I'm through? I hope not.
8 months ago
shutup and puke for the lads
8 months ago
OK..JEZZ..
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser runs like hell!!! *
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJH5tuiO-g
8 months ago
seee..,.YOU KNOW THA DRILL!!!
8 months ago
DUDE....I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU, MAN!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
go talk to your analist
8 months ago
HUH?
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
8 months ago
my interest level is dropping....
8 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/Hdc8RVq.png
8 months ago
oh Bono. YOU SO CRAY, FAGGOT!!
8 months ago
* possum saves this shit for lol reasons *
8 months ago
This is definitely gonna be a historical post, poss.
8 months ago
just one more, man. I GREW UP ON THIS SONG!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw
8 months ago
did they film some of that video in a BATH-HOUSE?
8 months ago
STOP STUFFING ME, MAKO!!!!!
8 months ago
SUREFIRE WAY TO GET HIM TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT HIM TO DO IS TO CONTINUE TO ENGAGE HIM IN SOME SORT OF DIALOG
8 months ago
All I got from this shit heap is that Claude's buddy drives a Prius.

LOL!
8 months ago
punky drives a prius
8 months ago
god damn i hope this is the thread you ever stink up with your hee-haw retardation..i hope you die in a tragic honey wagon roll-over collision..death by shitdrowning
8 months ago
are you mad at NIXY?
8 months ago
no i just wanted to make sure you got the message SIR
8 months ago
IT'S GONNA BE OK, BUTTON PUSHER!!
8 months ago
i forgot *last

but sincerely..i hope to christ and buddha and alah and all the other ones that your beard catches on fire while youre pumpin gas and you explode
8 months ago
I KNOW YOU LOVE THE BUTTONS
MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS COMPUTER AIR...BUT YOU LOVE THEM
8 months ago
HERE'S THA DEAL, NIGGER. YOU NEED TO SUB A PHOTO/VIDEO WITH SIGN. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, FAGGOT. I WILL SLAP YOUR BUTT, RIGHT AFTER MY CUM LANDS ON YOUR FATASS, NIGGER.
8 months ago
BYE BYE DAREUN LEADBRAIN..WONT BE MISSED
ONLY PERSON HERE WHO SEEMS TO BE ENTERTAINED BY YOU IS TRICKY
8 months ago
Ill scoop a piece of cat shit out the cat's shitter and fedex it to you ya lame hick
8 months ago
SNIFF MY 9ER, DUDE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bljHu_koA4M
8 months ago
lol@that button smashin'!
8 months ago
you nigger's are stupid!!!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU
8 months ago
SHARKO...STOP STUFFIN' ME, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
8 months ago
I wish you'd shut the fuck up.
8 months ago
@SHARKO

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/tjh338uwp3qls278
8 months ago
Once again, folks, thats

PunkyBlock.com
8 months ago
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/kkdfhoxajcw9zuzk
8 months ago
Hahahaha
8 months ago
Do a video!!!!!
8 months ago
With puking
8 months ago
Guess I’m gonna have to change my vote based on all of the above.
8 months ago
sometimes the comments are worth it yup
8 months ago
um, so has he barfed and subbed barfng yet?
8 months ago
CHILI SCANS!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
okay
8 months ago
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
Logged in to say that Kjerk is a good man.
Also, fuck you Kirk for laughing at my poop sufferings.
8 months ago
What? That was quality shit. Pun intended.
8 months ago
If only Kjell would come back.
8 months ago
Hi Bonbon.
Hi Makodragon.

Wait, did I log into the wrong site!?
8 months ago
yes
8 months ago
you're probably looking for


MUCHOZUCKO.COM
8 months ago
* Bono stops shilling for a bit now *
8 months ago
Oh wait... it's LITERALLY just Zucko staff online right now

LOL
8 months ago
Ah right, I thought it was odd that I wasn't doubleposting.

* Barret distances self from Bono and silently heads back to homebase *
8 months ago
I would refresh and stuff, but I don't wanna spend all night waiting for this thing to load.
8 months ago
FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
Lol “staff”.
8 months ago
you should come on over Jim, mods have full ban power. 8)
8 months ago
You wouldn’t know if I was there already or not.

a. Not gonna happen.
b. My niggers are here.
c. I’m busy.
d. Whunu.
8 months ago
a. Yes it will / Yes it did.
b. Your niggers are infected with Punky.
c. So replace MS with MZ entirely like so many already have.
d. Whunu fucked off awhile ago.
8 months ago
hey boner...i already broke that fuckin streamable
8 months ago
cant do anything on it anymore..is there a cap as to how many vid links you can steal through it?
8 months ago
No cap. You probably uploaded something with gore or porn?

If you're "banned" in my experience all you have to do is clear your cookies.
8 months ago
ummm...some porn might have found its way through there
8 months ago
yeah i thought so seeing as how it just remembers the videos ive already uploaded
8 months ago
Way to troubleshoot your issues over here.....
8 months ago
You Fucks!!!!!!
8 months ago
*discount expired
8 months ago
Well at least this way you and possum have a new, better way to download vidyas
8 months ago
*free
8 months ago
Holy shit balls!!!!!!
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost fires up the Punkysignal *
8 months ago
oops..turns out they banned my ip..i didnt see any terms and conditions
8 months ago
HEY BILLY!!!!!!!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeG_A6m_zs&app=desktop
8 months ago
For future reference Billy

I mostly only use it for downloads... so if I have to convert some porn or something, I do it. Then delete it right away. Never been caught that way.
8 months ago
well thats pretty much what i was doing..just downloading some future mucho uploads..but i copped a few select porn clips then the next thing you know,nothing worked...so im going to use the ones Jones mentioned for the time being
8 months ago
besides i can most likely use download helper to steal porn if i needed it
8 months ago
Fucking hell....
8 months ago
* Magawd picks up Andrew McCabe ,Peter Strzok and Lisa Page and throws them at POTUSF again. *
8 months ago
* Mako throws Mike Pence at Magawd. *
8 months ago
If the memo gets released, he’s gonna be our next POTUS.
8 months ago
this thread might be fun eventully
8 months ago
also - poor barret. you were a fungi
8 months ago
also poor platyposs
8 months ago
*Alas *Yorick *, I knew him well
8 months ago
recover password
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