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Weight Loss Trick

weight loss on the farm.... TADA!!!!

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by NixonsGhost

submitted January 26th 2018

300 comments
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comments (300)
first !!
4 weeks ago
...to take a cock up the butt
4 weeks ago
god damn so sharp...
4 weeks ago
And drunk^
4 weeks ago
no , you got a lucky shot
4 weeks ago
although I am slightly drunk
4 weeks ago
but it is Friday nite so....
4 weeks ago
You’re drunk at least four days a week, so luck had nothing to do with it.
4 weeks ago
You’ve been surfing farmersonly.com again.
4 weeks ago
Where else can an electronics mechanic find love?
4 weeks ago
At a bowling alley? I’m just guessing here.
4 weeks ago
Hmmmmmm
4 weeks ago
anybody know why OkCupid wont work on my comp but it does on my kindle
4 weeks ago
Its on your end
4 weeks ago
Did Whunu stop replying to your messages?
4 weeks ago
Check your cookies, delete your cache, and delete temp files.
4 weeks ago
*delete system 32
4 weeks ago
Send me your username and password and I'll check it on my PC.....
4 weeks ago
I have his info here, Nix.
Username: DoncasterCockLover password:CuddleCat69
4 weeks ago
Hey Fries!!!! You got two new messages..... from Jones!!!!!
4 weeks ago
He said he's got rashes/spots and you should get tested.......
4 weeks ago
He doesnt blame you
4 weeks ago
Yet
4 weeks ago
FRIES!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
The drunk passed out. Check back in about 5 hours when he wakes up.
4 weeks ago
its ok I think I got it sorted
3 weeks ago
I think she may need a vigorous ass fucking up on top of that stacked hay.
4 weeks ago
Call Nixon.
4 weeks ago
1-900-YOU-FUCK
4 weeks ago
no way he could get up there
4 weeks ago
Throw a broken PS4 up there and he will.
4 weeks ago
$10.99 a minute!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Damn, that’s what you charge to fix a PS4?
4 weeks ago
That's the cost of the Nixon hotline
4 weeks ago
Unless Cap'n Fuck calls. Then it $29.95 a minute
4 weeks ago
Repair work is typically a flat fee plus parts
4 weeks ago
Sure, that’s fair.
4 weeks ago
Plus shipping!!!!!
4 weeks ago
*& postage due
4 weeks ago
+ buyer's remorse insurance
4 weeks ago
meh. EAT ME RAW
4 weeks ago
Fuck your face gimp voter
4 weeks ago
omg
4 weeks ago
THIS is what you're referring too about tha DV THINGY? DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU, SON!!
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYhquRwKxdI
4 weeks ago
Its people like you existing that caused his suicide
4 weeks ago
lol. your butthurt is amazing.
4 weeks ago
@Nixy

I USUALLY UV 99% OF YOUR STUFF, DICKHEAD!!
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpj39Znv0oA
4 weeks ago
sorry, i said something about you, poss. you really are an inspiration to me, broseph.
4 weeks ago
LET ME CHANGE MY VOTE SO NIXY CAN SLEEP WELL TONIGHT. 8)
4 weeks ago
100% UV'S ACTIVATED!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Guess I’m gonna have to change my vote based on that.
4 weeks ago
lol!!
4 weeks ago
HOLY SHIT...YOU REALLY DID IT!!! YOU FUCKIN' NIGGER!!!
4 weeks ago
I think that’s fair.
4 weeks ago
NO IT IS NOT.
4 weeks ago
I didn’t ask you.
4 weeks ago
Can I jack you off?
4 weeks ago
JK. 8P
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser makes dog change his vote *
4 weeks ago
You fucks!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
CYM, FAGGOT!!!
4 weeks ago
SIKE! i didn't send you shit, BEYOCH!!!!
4 weeks ago
hey, what Claude's email address?
4 weeks ago
*what's
4 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost buys latest iphone just to activate it, sub a few pictures, then throw it in the trash just cause he can and punky can't *
4 weeks ago
is it ClaudeNutz@muchosucko.gmail?
4 weeks ago
Sent from my iPhone
4 weeks ago
*suckmyniner@tinyjapdickinhell.com
4 weeks ago
@CB


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN JESUS!!!
4 weeks ago
Shut your face dildo droppings
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to watching JD! *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TmC0Lfsbo
4 weeks ago
My email is dollypartonstaint@punkyholler.tn
4 weeks ago
Punkysuckscockforduster@iclaude.com
4 weeks ago
Or

meetme@bakersfieldmall.fu
4 weeks ago
$100 says Dolly Parton's taint tastes like the great smokey mountains
4 weeks ago
*bear
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser BEAR-HUGS CAT! *
4 weeks ago
I can't believe you people hate me? I LOVE ALL YOU DICK-FUCK'S!
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z3wNGUJZgU
4 weeks ago
LOL!!!!
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08fJmbHcPo
4 weeks ago
trm
4 weeks ago
what tha fuck does "trm" mean?
4 weeks ago
Totally Retarded Moron
4 weeks ago
AT LEAST MY TASTE IN MUSIC KILLS ALL, SHARKO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ4H0pP8DjE
4 weeks ago
Yeah, it kills the fuckin website.
4 weeks ago
SHED ME SOME MORE TEARS, SIR.
4 weeks ago
What tears? Oh, the tears of joy when you log out. I’m saving those.
4 weeks ago
*tears of lube
4 weeks ago
wow. you and your BANDWAGON. STOP IT WITH THA PUNKY HATE, SHARKO. YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
4 weeks ago
No I imuse fries tears for that, Nix.
4 weeks ago
FUCK YOU, NIXY!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
use, too
4 weeks ago
Suck my 19er, punky
4 weeks ago
um...
4 weeks ago
@NIXY

EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, FAGGOT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44
4 weeks ago
Liking your own comments is not just the highest level of faggotry, is also very whunuesque as well.
4 weeks ago
yup
4 weeks ago
sorry, just whunuing on my own time
4 weeks ago
Iz marzupials^
4 weeks ago
will this be the 5-minute whunuing or the full half-hour?
4 weeks ago
Just 5 minute, prease.
4 weeks ago
* possum hurries *
4 weeks ago
Okay sank yew.
4 weeks ago
"so why doesnt anybudy like me or appreciate evrything i've done for the place?"

"you cocsucking fags"

"you dont deserve me or my wisdom"


(interchangeable assface/whunu comments)
4 weeks ago
ta-daah
4 weeks ago
your butthurt is fuckin' amazing, poss!!
4 weeks ago
link something that will change my mind, dude
4 weeks ago
("I told him we already have one")
4 weeks ago
silly inbred K-nigget
4 weeks ago
I see you aren’t heeding my subtle advice, Punky. Do I need to be clearer?

Ok. If you don’t stop with the links on every fucking post, I will go to yak. Yak doesn’t like you. He doesn’t like me. But he likes me more than you.

Whatever you decide you need to express as a comment is fine, but nobody, and I mean nobody cares, nor watches your links.

Im a gambling man. I’m willing to roll the yak-dice. Are you?
4 weeks ago
* possum fucks this and literally rewatches that whole movie now *
4 weeks ago
I'll show you, SOON ENOUGH, SON!!
4 weeks ago
james would make a good mod
4 weeks ago
@JT


SLURP MY BUTT-JUICE, FAGGOT!!! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR NECK, NIGGER!!!
4 weeks ago
By the way, punkster. The yak-dice is the method that determines the fate of this place.

You want to express yourself? Ok. Do that. Use your capital letters. Don’t post a link on every one.

By the way, it makes the threads hard to read.

4 weeks ago
HUH?
4 weeks ago
yeah, i'll go to yak mice elf also if you're serious aboot this james...enough is enough
4 weeks ago
YOU NEED TO HUG ME, FAGGOT.
4 weeks ago
That’s fine. Kick in my head. I’m good with that.
4 weeks ago
so...?
4 weeks ago
Let your rage out, PunkyBruiser. I’ll be here to listen.
4 weeks ago
Punky: @Huh?

What I mean is going to yak is a roll of the dice. Yak is unpredictable and also bipolar. He could just say fuck it and turn this place off.....

You wouldn’t want to be responsible for that, would you?
4 weeks ago
FUCK ALL OF YOU NIGGERS! IMA GOIN' TO DEJA ON ALL YALL'S ASSES!
4 weeks ago
@poss

wow. I can't believe you're doing this. I'm not a threat...I only bring sustainable info music wise. You'll figure it out one day, sir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzBvA2uEjUI
4 weeks ago
Are you really going to disrespect me that way, Punky? You don’t think I’ll do it?
4 weeks ago
ya'll are holdin' on too tight. And punky...noone likes me either, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
4 weeks ago
Says the guy who links a vid once a decade....
4 weeks ago
Is it 2000 yet? I gotta reset my y2ks
4 weeks ago
i just want punks to stop linking shit, and start puking and filming it
4 weeks ago
Punky is a good puker.
4 weeks ago
is that too much to ask?
4 weeks ago
By the way, I had to shit on my flight to Orlando.....I deloused after.
4 weeks ago
No, but you might want to PayPal the guy a few bucks.
4 weeks ago
punks - i got $50 left in my paypal account - it's all yours for a new puke vid with sign
4 weeks ago
Why would he need a sign?
4 weeks ago
good point
4 weeks ago
fun read!!!
4 weeks ago
meh, yak it is then...
4 weeks ago
PLEASE DON'T.
4 weeks ago
punky did you know that an F150's bumper perfectly lines up to a Prius bumper? A friend of mine got rear ended...the guy bolted (hit and run illegal) and didn't realize his tag was stamped backwards perfectly in the vinyl. Cops got him. 30 days. ta-DA!
4 weeks ago
I LOVE YOU POSSUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
@CAT


WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT????
4 weeks ago
I'm just sayin, if you see a guy barreling down on you in an F150, don't sweat it. Let him run into you.
4 weeks ago
Punky...ever see a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a bull bar?
4 weeks ago
HEARD!
4 weeks ago
and also -

* possum gives punks a reacharound whilst fumbling for his off-switch *
4 weeks ago
NO!!
4 weeks ago
lay back and think of Memphis
4 weeks ago
dude...Memphis is a fucking shitpit. FUCK THAT PLACE!!!
4 weeks ago
exactly
4 weeks ago
Punky likes Nashville, for future reference.
4 weeks ago
IT'S FULL OF A BUNCHA GUN SWINGIN' NIGGER'S!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKIN' GOD!!!
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVbf44HMkY
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28tZ-S1LFok
4 weeks ago
Easy there, Punky. Remember, thou art mortal.
4 weeks ago
lives in Murfreesboro now though i think... for future reference
4 weeks ago
Yeah, we already knew that.
4 weeks ago
dudes gotta find a way to upload puking vids

soon, or he's done here
4 weeks ago
* possum shrugs *
4 weeks ago
Once again, Mako is INTENTIONALLY misdirecting people. What a twat.

Don't listen to him Punky. You're a fucking god. Unstoppable.

FUCK THESE BUTT NIGGERS FOR TRYING TO TURN OFF THE MUSIC!!!!! 8)
4 weeks ago
I’m not directing anyone. But thanks for assuming I have that kind of power.
4 weeks ago
^lowered expectations
4 weeks ago
oops, intershark
4 weeks ago
TBH who doesn't have the power to misdirect Punky

That's why we need to set him straight... and beckon him to unleash the full power of his musical links
4 weeks ago
You’re too late, dude.
4 weeks ago
Punky, i see you have little respect for this place and the others you talk to here.

Here are the possible outcomes:

1. You get banned, whunuately.
2. Yak shuts the site down. You get blamed and possibly die.
3. Nothing.

Those first 2 of 3 are most likely, and your time here is done. Also, more “creative” outcomes.

4. I pay yak to get rid of you
5. I pay to get re-modded and dead baby you via a script. Nobody will be able to read your rage. You will be thrown down with the filth of Mucho much like tr_stupid....
4 weeks ago
lol the lesbo-kraken has been awakened
4 weeks ago
* possum drinks and smokes *
4 weeks ago
Actually Kirk, all of his comments will be available at:

http://muchosucko.com/user/PunkyBruiser/comments


Because DBJ's don't actually remove content. They just mask it. Which is really shitty.
4 weeks ago
Did you know mods on MuchoZucko.com have full ban power?
4 weeks ago
Bono, I’ve been thru this with you. Nobody even bothers to go there...his rage will be there, yet un-witnessed. It really is the best therapy....

Also, the Barret story.....very entertaining..
4 weeks ago
Barret stories


Only on MUCHOZUCKO.COM

MuchoZucko, it's the only soap that floats!
4 weeks ago
Calm down before you get the same treatment prescription.
4 weeks ago
* JamesTKirk wonders how much cash this is going to cost..... *
4 weeks ago
Also, fuck you guys. Fucking assholes.
4 weeks ago
i got $50
4 weeks ago
Kirk if it mattered that much to you, you'd have already tried
4 weeks ago
Lol, i’m not going to take a fucking collection.
4 weeks ago
My guess is you'd rather not tempt fate with that 1% chance yak assplodes
4 weeks ago
Bono, it doesn’t, hence not trying.
4 weeks ago
@JT

WHAT THA FUCK, MAN??!
4 weeks ago
Good
4 weeks ago
But for the record...

Punky is already banned on MuchoZucko.com - and signup is free. You know, rather than needing to pay a bipolar webgoyem.
4 weeks ago
hmm...
4 weeks ago
I really do respect you, JT. WHY ALL THA HATE?
4 weeks ago
@BONO


FIGHT ME, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE, SON!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Then stop with the YouTube links. If you want to link YouTube, go to another site.

Have you not read what I have been typing above? Or is your short term memory gone?
4 weeks ago
ok. jesus fuckin' christ. DO YOU NOT LIKE MUSIC? WTF??!!
4 weeks ago
can i link just one more?
4 weeks ago
Just stop and you are fine. Rage all you want. Capitalize every fucking word. Threaten Nixon’s life. I don’t care.

Every comment does not require a YouTube link. Over and over and over again. Stop so I don’t have to belittle myself to get rid of you.
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser touches JT's knee *
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMmp_PDYCt0
4 weeks ago
Well, ok then. I hope the odds are with you.
4 weeks ago
you people are all I have left.
4 weeks ago
Fuck off, you ignorant cunt. Don’t address me again. You just lost that ability, regardless of what happens.
4 weeks ago
omg.
4 weeks ago
what tha hell is up your ass, dude?
4 weeks ago
YOU'RE MAD AT ME LINKING MUSIC VIDS? WHAT THA FUCK, MAN?
4 weeks ago
PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASSHOLE, SIR. I'M SICK OF TELLIN' YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
4 weeks ago
okay, it's done
4 weeks ago
don't cum too hard, poss.
4 weeks ago
bye bye sir
4 weeks ago
wow. really?
4 weeks ago
I hope not. I really respect you, sir.
4 weeks ago
pretty sure, but i dunno yet
4 weeks ago
no one cares about anythng related to you
4 weeks ago
look..I'll stop linking music vids. I just got my MacBookPro. I'll start acting normal. I can't believe you hate me that much, poss. I really do love you people. This place actually brings me joy. Oh well..I guess I'm through? I hope not.
4 weeks ago
shutup and puke for the lads
4 weeks ago
OK..JEZZ..
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser runs like hell!!! *
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJH5tuiO-g
4 weeks ago
seee..,.YOU KNOW THA DRILL!!!
4 weeks ago
DUDE....I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU, MAN!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
go talk to your analist
4 weeks ago
HUH?
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
4 weeks ago
my interest level is dropping....
4 weeks ago
https://i.imgur.com/Hdc8RVq.png
4 weeks ago
oh Bono. YOU SO CRAY, FAGGOT!!
4 weeks ago
* possum saves this shit for lol reasons *
4 weeks ago
This is definitely gonna be a historical post, poss.
4 weeks ago
just one more, man. I GREW UP ON THIS SONG!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXA6CLTDekw
4 weeks ago
did they film some of that video in a BATH-HOUSE?
4 weeks ago
STOP STUFFING ME, MAKO!!!!!
4 weeks ago
SUREFIRE WAY TO GET HIM TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT HIM TO DO IS TO CONTINUE TO ENGAGE HIM IN SOME SORT OF DIALOG
4 weeks ago
All I got from this shit heap is that Claude's buddy drives a Prius.

LOL!
4 weeks ago
punky drives a prius
3 weeks ago
god damn i hope this is the thread you ever stink up with your hee-haw retardation..i hope you die in a tragic honey wagon roll-over collision..death by shitdrowning
4 weeks ago
are you mad at NIXY?
4 weeks ago
no i just wanted to make sure you got the message SIR
4 weeks ago
IT'S GONNA BE OK, BUTTON PUSHER!!
4 weeks ago
i forgot *last

but sincerely..i hope to christ and buddha and alah and all the other ones that your beard catches on fire while youre pumpin gas and you explode
4 weeks ago
I KNOW YOU LOVE THE BUTTONS
MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS COMPUTER AIR...BUT YOU LOVE THEM
4 weeks ago
HERE'S THA DEAL, NIGGER. YOU NEED TO SUB A PHOTO/VIDEO WITH SIGN. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, FAGGOT. I WILL SLAP YOUR BUTT, RIGHT AFTER MY CUM LANDS ON YOUR FATASS, NIGGER.
4 weeks ago
BYE BYE DAREUN LEADBRAIN..WONT BE MISSED
ONLY PERSON HERE WHO SEEMS TO BE ENTERTAINED BY YOU IS TRICKY
4 weeks ago
Ill scoop a piece of cat shit out the cat's shitter and fedex it to you ya lame hick
4 weeks ago
SNIFF MY 9ER, DUDE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bljHu_koA4M
4 weeks ago
lol@that button smashin'!
4 weeks ago
you nigger's are stupid!!!
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU
4 weeks ago
SHARKO...STOP STUFFIN' ME, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
4 weeks ago
I wish you'd shut the fuck up.
4 weeks ago
@SHARKO

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/tjh338uwp3qls278
4 weeks ago
Once again, folks, thats

PunkyBlock.com
4 weeks ago
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/kkdfhoxajcw9zuzk
4 weeks ago
Hahahaha
4 weeks ago
Do a video!!!!!
4 weeks ago
With puking
4 weeks ago
Guess I’m gonna have to change my vote based on all of the above.
4 weeks ago
sometimes the comments are worth it yup
4 weeks ago
um, so has he barfed and subbed barfng yet?
4 weeks ago
CHILI SCANS!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
okay
4 weeks ago
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Logged in to say that Kjerk is a good man.
Also, fuck you Kirk for laughing at my poop sufferings.
3 weeks ago
What? That was quality shit. Pun intended.
3 weeks ago
If only Kjell would come back.
3 weeks ago
Hi Bonbon.
Hi Makodragon.

Wait, did I log into the wrong site!?
3 weeks ago
yes
3 weeks ago
you're probably looking for


MUCHOZUCKO.COM
3 weeks ago
* Bono stops shilling for a bit now *
3 weeks ago
Oh wait... it's LITERALLY just Zucko staff online right now

LOL
3 weeks ago
Ah right, I thought it was odd that I wasn't doubleposting.

* Barret distances self from Bono and silently heads back to homebase *
3 weeks ago
I would refresh and stuff, but I don't wanna spend all night waiting for this thing to load.
3 weeks ago
FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Lol “staff”.
3 weeks ago
you should come on over Jim, mods have full ban power. 8)
3 weeks ago
You wouldn’t know if I was there already or not.

a. Not gonna happen.
b. My niggers are here.
c. I’m busy.
d. Whunu.
3 weeks ago
a. Yes it will / Yes it did.
b. Your niggers are infected with Punky.
c. So replace MS with MZ entirely like so many already have.
d. Whunu fucked off awhile ago.
3 weeks ago
hey boner...i already broke that fuckin streamable
3 weeks ago
cant do anything on it anymore..is there a cap as to how many vid links you can steal through it?
3 weeks ago
No cap. You probably uploaded something with gore or porn?

If you're "banned" in my experience all you have to do is clear your cookies.
3 weeks ago
ummm...some porn might have found its way through there
3 weeks ago
yeah i thought so seeing as how it just remembers the videos ive already uploaded
3 weeks ago
Way to troubleshoot your issues over here.....
3 weeks ago
You Fucks!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
*discount expired
3 weeks ago
Well at least this way you and possum have a new, better way to download vidyas
3 weeks ago
*free
3 weeks ago
Holy shit balls!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost fires up the Punkysignal *
3 weeks ago
oops..turns out they banned my ip..i didnt see any terms and conditions
3 weeks ago
HEY BILLY!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeG_A6m_zs&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
For future reference Billy

I mostly only use it for downloads... so if I have to convert some porn or something, I do it. Then delete it right away. Never been caught that way.
3 weeks ago
well thats pretty much what i was doing..just downloading some future mucho uploads..but i copped a few select porn clips then the next thing you know,nothing worked...so im going to use the ones Jones mentioned for the time being
3 weeks ago
besides i can most likely use download helper to steal porn if i needed it
3 weeks ago
Fucking hell....
3 weeks ago
* Magawd picks up Andrew McCabe ,Peter Strzok and Lisa Page and throws them at POTUSF again. *
3 weeks ago
* Mako throws Mike Pence at Magawd. *
3 weeks ago
If the memo gets released, he’s gonna be our next POTUS.
3 weeks ago
this thread might be fun eventully
3 weeks ago
also - poor barret. you were a fungi
3 weeks ago
also poor platyposs
3 weeks ago
*Alas *Yorick *, I knew him well
3 weeks ago
recover password
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