points: 6

Mexican police looting during raid

HOLY RAMPAGE BATMAN!

featuredwtf

by Jones

submitted January 9th 2018

45 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthyMagawd
Mako
Jones
not muchoworthy
comments (45)
im moving to America if Oprah runs for prezzie
9 months ago
can I still vote ?
9 months ago
How do you expect to get a green card?
9 months ago
what do I need
9 months ago
i got money and a passport
9 months ago
You have to have either a relative that is a permanent resident of the US, or you have to have a job offer here.
9 months ago
and no criminal record other than DUI in 1987 and a speeding fine last year (2017)
9 months ago
ive got relatives in Canada
9 months ago
does that count
9 months ago
No, fries.
9 months ago
Haha, speeding on a moped
9 months ago
damn it... i really want to vote for Oprah too
9 months ago
even more than i would have voted for Trump
9 months ago
You just want to live the American dream, wiping Nixon's ass and making him sammiches, with PB+J!
9 months ago
can i get paid for that
9 months ago
You would probably need to get unjobed from a Panda Express first
9 months ago
Don't you have to have special training to be a "carer" in the UK? If so, then yeah, you could make $8 an hour being a Certified Nurse's Assistant or a Home Health Aid.
9 months ago
Actually it's more like $10 an hour now. You'd still be too broke to pay your rent though.
9 months ago
how do you expect anyone to live then
9 months ago
if rent is more than income
9 months ago
Get a better job or a second job. Or find roommates.
9 months ago
Did Mako just offer Fries to come live with him?
9 months ago
I'm not related to fries, and I wouldn't hire him. So no.
9 months ago
You could get a Green-Card marriage going
9 months ago
I'm already taken.
9 months ago
what Nixon?
9 months ago
about
9 months ago
I think we just proved that fries is gay.
9 months ago
You reckon Nixon would marry you?
9 months ago
that or he could offer me a job
9 months ago
Before or after you offer him a job?
9 months ago
The only thing crazier than Oprah running would be a reality tv star.
7 months ago
Fries, send me your resume
7 months ago
shocking
9 months ago
Mexico is a shithole. Culture matters, and their culture has a lot of crime. There's this Mexican contractor guy who works on my office complex... he acts like he wants to be buddy buddy but deep down I know he wants his people to reclaim US territory and is jealous/bitter about our positions. Hitting the road this summer and never going back to that fucking place so he can pull his antics with his new best pal of choice.
7 months ago
This guy lives on site as they remodel and spends hours having conversations with people every day. There really is something to be said about cultural genetics. Where are all the great individuals from Mexico? The United States breeds greatness. Enchiladas are fucking good tho..
7 months ago
Nothing more annoying than having a greeter when you're just trying to get to work. Can't go a day at the office without seeing his Mexican face. He will be so sad when I am gone in the next 90 days. Hope he can find someone new to stalk.
7 months ago
He goes around knocking on business owners doors at the complex and asks them how they're doing.. wtf? Youre remodeling the building you lazy fuck stop spending 2 hours in the kitchen and fix some of the many broken things. What a mistake I made renting that unit and signing a 12 month lease. Up on Aug 31st but can't last any longer. Leaving in April.
7 months ago
They think that because I'm renting a unit from them they have me by a string. They're delusional because that building is their lives. Both the Mexican contractor and the cunt property manager try to insert themselves into my life to try to prove they're significant or something. wish I could see their cold empty faces after they realize I'm gone for good.
7 months ago
TLDR
7 months ago
Cool story bro
7 months ago
get a fucking avatar you lazy shit!
7 months ago
+ go pro
7 months ago
*Federales
7 months ago