points: 11

Butt plug FAIL

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by Mako

submitted January 6th 2018

91 comments
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Ahhh... I guess I was hoping for something more explosive. Guess they might be designed to not be 'dangerous' in that regard, though.
2 weeks ago
Well yeah, I doubt they wanna get sued for ruining someone's colon. Imagine being the judge in that case.
2 weeks ago
this is going to lead to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAy8LrCSus
2 weeks ago
stupid fucking tagging moron
2 weeks ago
You're a failed butt plug
2 weeks ago
what does that even mean
2 weeks ago
You are a broken asshole toy
2 weeks ago
Hahahaha
2 weeks ago
I bet I would work just fine in your arsehole , faggot
2 weeks ago
grumpy fries is extra grumpy because he's hungover on rum. He can't hangle his grog
2 weeks ago
I have a fairly effective rehydration regime actually
2 weeks ago
drinking your own piss is not a rehydration regime
2 weeks ago
You post another beastiality video here again, and I will have you banned, white nigger.
2 weeks ago
yeah that's it , cut the numbers down even more
2 weeks ago
besides it was only a little bit of vagina licking
2 weeks ago
Technically.... humanality if the animal is doing the work.....
2 weeks ago
KIRK FOR MOD!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Fries is out shoppin for dogs so he can get his vagina licked
2 weeks ago
Instead of fries-please he should’ve called himself sandy-vagina.
2 weeks ago
I remember finger banging a girl down on the beach once that poor thing...
2 weeks ago
* Mako waves at “BeesKneesy.” *
2 weeks ago
In before "Once"
2 weeks ago
Don’t try and justify yourself, tea fuck. YAK doesn’t give a shit about the “numbers”, especially you, nor me. Fuck off.
2 weeks ago
yak. The god that turned his back.
2 weeks ago
Better to turn your back than change teams at the last minute.....
2 weeks ago
Changing teams...

It's moving on bro. You stay here like lame beast on a barren savannah. We've moved to fertile lands and fresh water.
2 weeks ago
MS4LIFE!!!
2 weeks ago
It's not too late to come by some time.

Never will be...
2 weeks ago
I have never and never will, if mucho disappeared tomorrow forever I still would never.
2 weeks ago
* tinski John Gruden stares at Makodragon *
2 weeks ago
Fuck me Magawd. Are you Dr Seuss?
2 weeks ago
I bet maggy switches teams all the time , the gayboi
2 weeks ago
*hope
2 weeks ago
Fresh water you say?
2 weeks ago
You're still my bro, MD....
2 weeks ago
I do not like Bono's bandwagon..... I do not like it, MakoDragon....
2 weeks ago
I do not like it on a box..... i do not like it with a fox......
2 weeks ago
I do not like it here or there..... i do not like it anywhere.....
2 weeks ago
What about the punkyblocks?
2 weeks ago
I'm probably the only one who doesn't mind the duster head
2 weeks ago
I do not like it on a boat, I do not like it with a goat, I do not like it with a Denny’s Grand Slam, I do not like it with some ham, shark I am!
2 weeks ago
Punky is okay till he starts acting like...Punky.
2 weeks ago
Do you need a link, MD?
2 weeks ago
you see, that's the only thing that differs between us MZers, and you MS remainers.

We have chosen to say fuck you to punky.

You have chosen to... 'tolerate' him.

That is our only difference.
2 weeks ago
I gotta find out who the blonde butt plug chick is. She’s hot, minus the fact that her asshole looks like an old tire.
2 weeks ago
If we leave, Punky wins. That’s just my opinion though.
2 weeks ago
Oh really! That's interesting hahaha.
2 weeks ago
Lol
2 weeks ago
Here ya go, MD. Enjoy bro....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teb4NwL6c4w&app=desktop
2 weeks ago
You're like the last knights of the round who guard the Holy Grail, in The Last Crusade.
2 weeks ago
The Muchoknights Templar!
2 weeks ago
Alas, knight of the old code, I cannot listen. I have a guest present in my room. And again, alas, it is not a buxom maiden.
2 weeks ago
If Punky ODs on duster im gonna spam link mucho for a week
2 weeks ago
Choose wisely, MD......
2 weeks ago
“Non nobis, Mucho, non nobis, sed Nomini tuo da gloriam”
(English: Not unto us, O Mucho, not unto us, but unto thy Name give glory)
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H3rdfI28s0&app=desktop
2 weeks ago
Three years of Latin in college, and this is the only place I managed to use it.
2 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wS1NEBWPgK4
2 weeks ago
I'm knackered fellas. Gonna hit the hay.

Night guys.
2 weeks ago
HAGN, MD. See ya soon.
2 weeks ago
why don't you go tuck him into bed faggot
2 weeks ago
Fries has to renew his penis as non operational....every year
2 weeks ago
They miss the bus,we miss the bus,when's the next bus
2 weeks ago
mako does have a good taste in movies
2 weeks ago
Johnny Dangerously is a good one. You stupid sum of a bastage
2 weeks ago
Nah, MD has booze and weed to tuck him in, sandyvagina-please.
2 weeks ago
And ty for saying I have good taste in movies.
2 weeks ago
Lol Roman Maroni...”Now I’m really angry! THIS IS FARGIN WAR!”
2 weeks ago
I guess its your one good redeeming quality
2 weeks ago
also I tend to find that alcohol makes e stay up later , it kinda makes you feel invincible
2 weeks ago
Yeah, I saw that with the cocaine and meth
2 weeks ago
Fries gets beer muscles (or in his case rum muscles)
2 weeks ago
RUMSCLES!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
I gotta check out Consumer’s beer store again soon. Haven’t had a good beer in a while. I could go for a Smithwick’s.
2 weeks ago
*lime soda
2 weeks ago
*loganberry soda
2 weeks ago
*jones soda
2 weeks ago
TADA!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Ick.
2 weeks ago
Hahaha
2 weeks ago
Think I might see if they have Murpy’s Irish Stout. Never tried it.
2 weeks ago
all i know is fries is a faggot on any mucho site
2 weeks ago
Quite the gnashnab, too.
2 weeks ago
Blown spokes
2 weeks ago
Or 'WIN' she did achieve her goal really
2 weeks ago
What was her goal?
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKzBUXb-osw
2 weeks ago
I think you're only supposed to pump like 20 times. its as if she was intending to burst that thing
2 weeks ago
I see what you’re sayin’. But if you watch the video, she’s clearly dejected when it pops and says she wants a new one, and also says “I wanted to show you how big it was-it was huge!” So no, that wasn’t her “goal.”
2 weeks ago
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