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Happy New Year Sioux Falls!

all temps F not C

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by possum

submitted December 30th 2017

194 comments
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Happy New Year Sioux Falls!
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comments (194)
bonus - not many "homeless" folks pooping in the street up here
10 months ago
Quityerbitchin. It's not any better here.
10 months ago
but think of the homeless possums!
10 months ago
They can always curl up in your attic.
10 months ago
*Suburban
10 months ago
Lol probably more room in there anyway
10 months ago
*random body cavity
10 months ago
* Jones organizes a massacre between the possums, the gerhardts, and the cops *
10 months ago
stupit dog...sodak not nodak
10 months ago
theres another siux falls?
10 months ago
* possum crawls up dog's leg and snuggles in his gooch *
10 months ago
How did you get your tube tv on your scanner without breaking either one?
10 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/YsbKHg1.gif
10 months ago
Good
10 months ago
There's 2 lots of numbers there ... which are f and not c ? U fuck
10 months ago
High and low fahrenheit ya gob.
10 months ago
And predictability shows up again
10 months ago
* possum looks at description again *


* possum looks at fries again (Not That Pretty At All) *
10 months ago
F is a dumb temp anyway
10 months ago
Everybody knows that water freezes at -0 c and boils at 100c
10 months ago
*32f *212f
10 months ago
* Magawd gives the metric system a vigorous ass fucking *
10 months ago
Its actually quite funny as the Americans have often ridiculed are strange measurements such as quart ,gill and peck. Yet they can't even use a sensible temp measurement
10 months ago
But then again then can't even use a sensible calender layout
10 months ago
Either
10 months ago
this is the shit you point out about that putrid paki shitstain island?
you fuckin asswhipe..really..you are the highest level retarded..which is also the lowest level
10 months ago
there is nothing hard about farenheit ..take a temp in C...multiply it by 1.8..then add 32 to it ...20C x 1.8 = 36....+32 =68.
take a number in F..subtract 32 then divide by 1.8..88 -32 =56 /1.8 =31.1C..FUCK YOU FRIES
10 months ago
the fact that it needs to be calculated makes F even dumber. ive already pointed out why C makes more sense
10 months ago
It only needs to be calculated because you fucks use C.....
10 months ago
STOP IT!!!!!
10 months ago
I'll stop it when you fucks learn to use 'u's again
10 months ago
this calculation is gonna explode soon!!!
10 months ago
Have a u and an f together...... FU
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Da3rkJf9vQ
10 months ago
Hahahahaha
10 months ago
OHW and there it is...GONE!!!
10 months ago
I could watch that all day!!!!!
10 months ago
best 10 seconds EVER!!!
10 months ago
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...WAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
10 months ago
twss....
10 months ago
That's what she said
10 months ago
or maybe not
10 months ago
Box, did you know Fahrenheit was a fellow Durchman?
10 months ago
*Dutchman
10 months ago
That’s one of the finest posts here....ever.
10 months ago
Which one, Jim?
10 months ago
Lol yeah I remember that you saved it. It got lots of upvotes, too.
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhxDc8dfevk
10 months ago
Funny part about the Fahrenheit measurement is that the Cayman Islands use it, and they’re a British territory.
10 months ago
the funny part is you should stfu
10 months ago
^ now that's a lol moment
10 months ago
The sad part is, you’re drunk and angry as usual.
10 months ago
the truth is im only partially drunk on rum and pringles
10 months ago
Meh, you’re still drunk and angry. Rum and Pringles...sounds like a dinner for a homeless person.
10 months ago
no its not dinner , im merely enjoying a quiet night in
10 months ago
Lol yeah, like you do every night.
10 months ago
Quiet nights in with rum and snacks filled with monosodium glutamate, and bitching about people on Mucho. Does fries know how to have fun, or what?
10 months ago
of course .. I had fun the other day
10 months ago
actually
10 months ago
Oh yeah, I bet...with a bottle and a microwave dinner.
10 months ago
Hey, i like microwave dinners.....
10 months ago
Hahaha
10 months ago
they look ok but taste like crap
10 months ago
i even like the turkey, if the sauce is not too blue
10 months ago
Kinda like most British food.
10 months ago
bollocks...
10 months ago
And fries loses again.
10 months ago
possum old pal..you better get that tanning butter ready for friday's heat wave
10 months ago
NixonsGhost

* NixonsGhost throws moldy butter at possum's suburban *

11 hours ago

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10 months ago
21 on Saturday!
10 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
and yet he looks like a late 50's guy
10 months ago
Acts like it too
10 months ago
fuck you i act like i'm not a day over 47!

* possum gets out his collection of Foghat cassettes and grins *
10 months ago
Lol acts more like 67.
10 months ago
I have to go dig my snowblower out of my shed. Call the cops if I don’t report back here later.
10 months ago
I’ve got reservations for New Year’s dinner. Check this place out if you’re ever in the neighborhood. Best part is if you get trashed at dinner, they have a motel, too. http://salvatoresgrand.com/russells-steakhouse/
10 months ago
that taxi money sure plays
10 months ago
pays...
even
10 months ago
Pays way more than making sandwiches for Uncle Albert.
10 months ago
That was about a decade ago, though. Now it’s stock market money and will soon be working for a hedge fund manager.
10 months ago
stfu Jordan Belfort
10 months ago
Don’t know who he is, don’t care.
10 months ago
that's a surprise then , you seem to know everything else
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost checks stock holdings and options *
10 months ago
Meh, I just said it to get you to shut up for a change. Worked for nearly an hour, too.
10 months ago
Enjoying TV dinners takes TIME!!!!!!
10 months ago
Yeah, you got to savor the flavor, neighbor.
10 months ago
Sweet.... looks like 23% return this year
10 months ago
Easy there, the IRS is listening.
10 months ago
*savour , flavour and neighbour. you fucks
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6mI708yWc
10 months ago
Thats all in tax sheltered accounts
10 months ago
*talking like capitalist fucks... go do some proper labour
10 months ago
Savor, flavor, neighbor, aluminum, color, bitch ass drunk, etc.
10 months ago
Bullshit, you can’t even pronounce tax sheltered account.
10 months ago
I've done proper labour most of my life
10 months ago
fucking Pat couldnt have been fun
10 months ago
Lol buttontime in this thread!
10 months ago
I’m gonna have to put in more LABOR.
10 months ago
and there you go.... fucking faggot
10 months ago
Lmao and fries is triggered
10 months ago
Ok, so I fished the damn thing out of the shed. Of course it wouldn’t start. It has an electric starter helper but it was too far away for any of my cords to reach. So, out came the ether. But where to spray? Oh carburetor eh? Well, that’s under John Deere plastic. So broken cover later, ether, and bam, it goes.
10 months ago
A few words were used and some heavy panting. I pranked Nixon with heavy panting just to make use of it.
10 months ago
Pay someone to plow your driveway like a normal person.
10 months ago
Nigger, please.
10 months ago
Wat!!??!!
10 months ago
Did you remember to adjust the choke, dummy?
10 months ago
Also, you need to set those fuckers to rabbit..... not turtle
10 months ago
Do I look like some kind of fucking rookie?


How did you like my heavy breathing voice mail?
10 months ago
gay
10 months ago
*nigger please plow the driveway.
10 months ago
I'm on fap #2
10 months ago
get a fucking mexican to shovel....cryass is out of work for gods sake
10 months ago
That’s gross. But, fried, how much booze have you had?
10 months ago
I got a couple of those non-slip mats that you plug in for the sidewalk and the front stoop. They work great.
10 months ago
Mags, there are no Mexicans around here other than working at 5 guys and Mexican restaurants.
10 months ago
What's gross is i visualized you in your TJ Hooker outfit
10 months ago
ok so get a drunken negro to do it and call him julio
10 months ago
You fuck. Where is my money anyway?
10 months ago
I don’t live anywhere near where I can find one easily. And I’m not driving to fuckin Akron to find one either.
10 months ago
Check goes out in a few hours to maximize my 2017 ROIs
10 months ago
There is a 3700% processing fee if not paid this year, sir.
10 months ago
Tell your lawyer to call me then if your scared....
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost checks possum's hat money *
10 months ago
I don’t need a lawyer. I know where to find you. I travel a lot. I have big shoes. You don’t run well.
10 months ago
Hahaha
10 months ago
I'll meet you at the terminal
10 months ago
*Hard Rock
10 months ago
Besides, you still have two packages hiding at Pearson International
10 months ago
Postage due
10 months ago
Fyi your 3700% resulted in a core dump
10 months ago
The kernal didn't like it
10 months ago
Get yourself one of these if your all out of minorities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3OIbDOYzWU
10 months ago
Just looked at the price. You might as well invest in a hydraulic plow if you’re gonna pay that much.
10 months ago
You see the way that fucker handles though?
10 months ago
Yeah, it’s nice if you lease a vehicle and can’t/don’t wanna do too many modifications to it. Plus you can hook it up to a trailer hitch on the back of a truck or SUV, but then you can only plow in reverse.
10 months ago
Better for light accumulations, too. But if I got a foot or two of snow to move, I want something a little heavier. Plus it doesn’t have plow lights.
10 months ago
Doesn't need plow lights, your headlights aren't obstructed by it. Read the reviews on that bad boy.
10 months ago
He didn't even plow the roads!!!!!!
10 months ago
I did, and it’s not worth two grand. For that price you can get an eight foot Fisher or Meyer hydraulic setup.
10 months ago
And tear the shit out of your property.
10 months ago
I’m sure it gets the job done and I like the simplicity of it, but my preference would be for a hydraulic plow.
10 months ago
And you don’t tear the shit of your property if you know wtf you’re doing.
10 months ago
I’ve always used hydraulic units, as do the contractors that plow my driveway. Like I said, we have feet of snow to plow, not a few inches.
10 months ago
here you go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuX4G3znpDE
10 months ago
Lol that’s what Sporty uses
10 months ago
Plus I’d like to see what that SnowSport plow looks like after doing twenty or so driveways in one night. If it can handle that, maybe it’s worth it.
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost drives ATV plow into ODF's herb garden *
10 months ago
The one in your kitchen!!!!!!
10 months ago
I have an herb garden? WHY THE HELL AREN’T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS?!?
10 months ago
*used to have
10 months ago
Great, the fuckin Uber driver is Asian AGAIN. Hopefully this one speaks English.
10 months ago
Usually they have a name like “Hu Flung Pu” but this kid’s name is “Brian” lol
10 months ago
Jesus
10 months ago
He’s Asian, not Latino.
10 months ago
Happy New Year, Muchoers.
10 months ago
and which part of the world do you live in ? cause im quite sure its a few hours off yet
10 months ago
44 min...and counting!!!
10 months ago
1hr 42 mins here but it must be about 7 hours to go for that fuckstick across the atlantic
10 months ago
I'm of to the livingroom have a good one and make sure ya'll wake up healthy you hear!!!
10 months ago
It’s 5:23 p.m. here. Fuck, you can’t convert Fahrenheit from Celsius, and you don’t know time zones, either? No wonder you’re so poor.
10 months ago
Thanks Box, you too.
10 months ago
happy new year fucks !!
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost grasps the last dying breaths of 2017 and welcomes 2018 kicking and screaming *
10 months ago
* possum holds his poop in for the six hours to give 2018 a proper welcome *
10 months ago
I bet poss shits his pants for the lads.
10 months ago
*pooper welcome
10 months ago
Poss knows how to party.
10 months ago
theres pants for that
10 months ago
doing rum and prune juice shooters starting at 11PM CST...
10 months ago
You’d know.
10 months ago
its gonna be a blast
10 months ago
Fuckin interposting marsupial.
10 months ago
haha
10 months ago
stick to rum and pringles
10 months ago
Yeah, stick to a homeless man’s diet. Good advice.
10 months ago
the homeless cant afford rum let alone pringles
10 months ago
I wouldn’t know.
10 months ago
Rum and Pringles though...that’s like half your paycheck.
10 months ago
stop pressing that button you faggot
10 months ago
Lol
10 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0VZKeks4M
10 months ago
PS - lost my poop at 10:34 PM last night :(

...my only new years resolution is to poop as much as possible, the end
10 months ago
*chili scans
10 months ago
Try Metamucil, poss. I think they make capsules you can take now.
10 months ago
I keep reading this as possum has hepatitis F and C
10 months ago
:(
10 months ago
naw i'm good for the reasonably near future
10 months ago
Hepatitis B comfirmed
10 months ago
no
10 months ago
Diabetus?
10 months ago
no and shut up...sorry for even saying anything
10 months ago
recover password
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