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Happy New Year Sioux Falls!

all temps F not C

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by possum

submitted December 30th 2017

194 comments
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Happy New Year Sioux Falls!
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comments (194)
bonus - not many "homeless" folks pooping in the street up here
3 weeks ago
Quityerbitchin. It's not any better here.
3 weeks ago
but think of the homeless possums!
3 weeks ago
They can always curl up in your attic.
3 weeks ago
*Suburban
3 weeks ago
Lol probably more room in there anyway
3 weeks ago
*random body cavity
3 weeks ago
* Jones organizes a massacre between the possums, the gerhardts, and the cops *
3 weeks ago
stupit dog...sodak not nodak
3 weeks ago
theres another siux falls?
3 weeks ago
* possum crawls up dog's leg and snuggles in his gooch *
3 weeks ago
How did you get your tube tv on your scanner without breaking either one?
3 weeks ago
https://i.imgur.com/YsbKHg1.gif
3 weeks ago
Good
3 weeks ago
There's 2 lots of numbers there ... which are f and not c ? U fuck
3 weeks ago
High and low fahrenheit ya gob.
3 weeks ago
And predictability shows up again
3 weeks ago
* possum looks at description again *


* possum looks at fries again (Not That Pretty At All) *
3 weeks ago
F is a dumb temp anyway
3 weeks ago
Everybody knows that water freezes at -0 c and boils at 100c
3 weeks ago
*32f *212f
3 weeks ago
* Magawd gives the metric system a vigorous ass fucking *
3 weeks ago
Its actually quite funny as the Americans have often ridiculed are strange measurements such as quart ,gill and peck. Yet they can't even use a sensible temp measurement
3 weeks ago
But then again then can't even use a sensible calender layout
3 weeks ago
Either
3 weeks ago
this is the shit you point out about that putrid paki shitstain island?
you fuckin asswhipe..really..you are the highest level retarded..which is also the lowest level
3 weeks ago
there is nothing hard about farenheit ..take a temp in C...multiply it by 1.8..then add 32 to it ...20C x 1.8 = 36....+32 =68.
take a number in F..subtract 32 then divide by 1.8..88 -32 =56 /1.8 =31.1C..FUCK YOU FRIES
3 weeks ago
the fact that it needs to be calculated makes F even dumber. ive already pointed out why C makes more sense
3 weeks ago
It only needs to be calculated because you fucks use C.....
3 weeks ago
STOP IT!!!!!
3 weeks ago
I'll stop it when you fucks learn to use 'u's again
3 weeks ago
this calculation is gonna explode soon!!!
3 weeks ago
Have a u and an f together...... FU
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Da3rkJf9vQ
3 weeks ago
Hahahahaha
3 weeks ago
OHW and there it is...GONE!!!
3 weeks ago
I could watch that all day!!!!!
3 weeks ago
best 10 seconds EVER!!!
3 weeks ago
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...WAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
3 weeks ago
twss....
3 weeks ago
That's what she said
3 weeks ago
or maybe not
3 weeks ago
Box, did you know Fahrenheit was a fellow Durchman?
3 weeks ago
*Dutchman
3 weeks ago
That’s one of the finest posts here....ever.
3 weeks ago
Which one, Jim?
3 weeks ago
Lol yeah I remember that you saved it. It got lots of upvotes, too.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhxDc8dfevk
3 weeks ago
Funny part about the Fahrenheit measurement is that the Cayman Islands use it, and they’re a British territory.
3 weeks ago
the funny part is you should stfu
3 weeks ago
^ now that's a lol moment
3 weeks ago
The sad part is, you’re drunk and angry as usual.
3 weeks ago
the truth is im only partially drunk on rum and pringles
3 weeks ago
Meh, you’re still drunk and angry. Rum and Pringles...sounds like a dinner for a homeless person.
3 weeks ago
no its not dinner , im merely enjoying a quiet night in
3 weeks ago
Lol yeah, like you do every night.
3 weeks ago
Quiet nights in with rum and snacks filled with monosodium glutamate, and bitching about people on Mucho. Does fries know how to have fun, or what?
3 weeks ago
of course .. I had fun the other day
3 weeks ago
actually
3 weeks ago
Oh yeah, I bet...with a bottle and a microwave dinner.
3 weeks ago
Hey, i like microwave dinners.....
3 weeks ago
Hahaha
3 weeks ago
they look ok but taste like crap
3 weeks ago
i even like the turkey, if the sauce is not too blue
3 weeks ago
Kinda like most British food.
3 weeks ago
bollocks...
3 weeks ago
And fries loses again.
3 weeks ago
possum old pal..you better get that tanning butter ready for friday's heat wave
3 weeks ago
NixonsGhost

* NixonsGhost throws moldy butter at possum's suburban *

11 hours ago

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3 weeks ago
21 on Saturday!
3 weeks ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
and yet he looks like a late 50's guy
3 weeks ago
Acts like it too
3 weeks ago
fuck you i act like i'm not a day over 47!

* possum gets out his collection of Foghat cassettes and grins *
3 weeks ago
Lol acts more like 67.
3 weeks ago
I have to go dig my snowblower out of my shed. Call the cops if I don’t report back here later.
3 weeks ago
I’ve got reservations for New Year’s dinner. Check this place out if you’re ever in the neighborhood. Best part is if you get trashed at dinner, they have a motel, too. http://salvatoresgrand.com/russells-steakhouse/
3 weeks ago
that taxi money sure plays
3 weeks ago
pays...
even
3 weeks ago
Pays way more than making sandwiches for Uncle Albert.
3 weeks ago
That was about a decade ago, though. Now it’s stock market money and will soon be working for a hedge fund manager.
3 weeks ago
stfu Jordan Belfort
3 weeks ago
Don’t know who he is, don’t care.
3 weeks ago
that's a surprise then , you seem to know everything else
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost checks stock holdings and options *
3 weeks ago
Meh, I just said it to get you to shut up for a change. Worked for nearly an hour, too.
3 weeks ago
Enjoying TV dinners takes TIME!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Yeah, you got to savor the flavor, neighbor.
3 weeks ago
Sweet.... looks like 23% return this year
3 weeks ago
Easy there, the IRS is listening.
3 weeks ago
*savour , flavour and neighbour. you fucks
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6mI708yWc
3 weeks ago
Thats all in tax sheltered accounts
3 weeks ago
*talking like capitalist fucks... go do some proper labour
3 weeks ago
Savor, flavor, neighbor, aluminum, color, bitch ass drunk, etc.
3 weeks ago
Bullshit, you can’t even pronounce tax sheltered account.
3 weeks ago
I've done proper labour most of my life
3 weeks ago
fucking Pat couldnt have been fun
3 weeks ago
Lol buttontime in this thread!
3 weeks ago
I’m gonna have to put in more LABOR.
3 weeks ago
and there you go.... fucking faggot
3 weeks ago
Lmao and fries is triggered
3 weeks ago
Ok, so I fished the damn thing out of the shed. Of course it wouldn’t start. It has an electric starter helper but it was too far away for any of my cords to reach. So, out came the ether. But where to spray? Oh carburetor eh? Well, that’s under John Deere plastic. So broken cover later, ether, and bam, it goes.
3 weeks ago
A few words were used and some heavy panting. I pranked Nixon with heavy panting just to make use of it.
3 weeks ago
Pay someone to plow your driveway like a normal person.
3 weeks ago
Nigger, please.
3 weeks ago
Wat!!??!!
3 weeks ago
Did you remember to adjust the choke, dummy?
3 weeks ago
Also, you need to set those fuckers to rabbit..... not turtle
3 weeks ago
Do I look like some kind of fucking rookie?


How did you like my heavy breathing voice mail?
3 weeks ago
gay
3 weeks ago
*nigger please plow the driveway.
3 weeks ago
I'm on fap #2
3 weeks ago
get a fucking mexican to shovel....cryass is out of work for gods sake
3 weeks ago
That’s gross. But, fried, how much booze have you had?
3 weeks ago
I got a couple of those non-slip mats that you plug in for the sidewalk and the front stoop. They work great.
3 weeks ago
Mags, there are no Mexicans around here other than working at 5 guys and Mexican restaurants.
3 weeks ago
What's gross is i visualized you in your TJ Hooker outfit
3 weeks ago
ok so get a drunken negro to do it and call him julio
3 weeks ago
You fuck. Where is my money anyway?
3 weeks ago
I don’t live anywhere near where I can find one easily. And I’m not driving to fuckin Akron to find one either.
3 weeks ago
Check goes out in a few hours to maximize my 2017 ROIs
3 weeks ago
There is a 3700% processing fee if not paid this year, sir.
3 weeks ago
Tell your lawyer to call me then if your scared....
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost checks possum's hat money *
3 weeks ago
I don’t need a lawyer. I know where to find you. I travel a lot. I have big shoes. You don’t run well.
3 weeks ago
Hahaha
3 weeks ago
I'll meet you at the terminal
3 weeks ago
*Hard Rock
3 weeks ago
Besides, you still have two packages hiding at Pearson International
3 weeks ago
Postage due
3 weeks ago
Fyi your 3700% resulted in a core dump
3 weeks ago
The kernal didn't like it
3 weeks ago
Get yourself one of these if your all out of minorities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3OIbDOYzWU
3 weeks ago
Just looked at the price. You might as well invest in a hydraulic plow if you’re gonna pay that much.
3 weeks ago
You see the way that fucker handles though?
3 weeks ago
Yeah, it’s nice if you lease a vehicle and can’t/don’t wanna do too many modifications to it. Plus you can hook it up to a trailer hitch on the back of a truck or SUV, but then you can only plow in reverse.
3 weeks ago
Better for light accumulations, too. But if I got a foot or two of snow to move, I want something a little heavier. Plus it doesn’t have plow lights.
3 weeks ago
Doesn't need plow lights, your headlights aren't obstructed by it. Read the reviews on that bad boy.
3 weeks ago
He didn't even plow the roads!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
I did, and it’s not worth two grand. For that price you can get an eight foot Fisher or Meyer hydraulic setup.
3 weeks ago
And tear the shit out of your property.
3 weeks ago
I’m sure it gets the job done and I like the simplicity of it, but my preference would be for a hydraulic plow.
3 weeks ago
And you don’t tear the shit of your property if you know wtf you’re doing.
3 weeks ago
I’ve always used hydraulic units, as do the contractors that plow my driveway. Like I said, we have feet of snow to plow, not a few inches.
3 weeks ago
here you go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuX4G3znpDE
3 weeks ago
Lol that’s what Sporty uses
3 weeks ago
Plus I’d like to see what that SnowSport plow looks like after doing twenty or so driveways in one night. If it can handle that, maybe it’s worth it.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost drives ATV plow into ODF's herb garden *
3 weeks ago
The one in your kitchen!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
I have an herb garden? WHY THE HELL AREN’T I NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS?!?
3 weeks ago
*used to have
3 weeks ago
Great, the fuckin Uber driver is Asian AGAIN. Hopefully this one speaks English.
3 weeks ago
Usually they have a name like “Hu Flung Pu” but this kid’s name is “Brian” lol
3 weeks ago
Jesus
3 weeks ago
He’s Asian, not Latino.
3 weeks ago
Happy New Year, Muchoers.
3 weeks ago
and which part of the world do you live in ? cause im quite sure its a few hours off yet
3 weeks ago
44 min...and counting!!!
3 weeks ago
1hr 42 mins here but it must be about 7 hours to go for that fuckstick across the atlantic
3 weeks ago
I'm of to the livingroom have a good one and make sure ya'll wake up healthy you hear!!!
3 weeks ago
It’s 5:23 p.m. here. Fuck, you can’t convert Fahrenheit from Celsius, and you don’t know time zones, either? No wonder you’re so poor.
3 weeks ago
Thanks Box, you too.
3 weeks ago
happy new year fucks !!
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost grasps the last dying breaths of 2017 and welcomes 2018 kicking and screaming *
3 weeks ago
* possum holds his poop in for the six hours to give 2018 a proper welcome *
3 weeks ago
I bet poss shits his pants for the lads.
3 weeks ago
*pooper welcome
3 weeks ago
Poss knows how to party.
3 weeks ago
theres pants for that
3 weeks ago
doing rum and prune juice shooters starting at 11PM CST...
3 weeks ago
You’d know.
3 weeks ago
its gonna be a blast
3 weeks ago
Fuckin interposting marsupial.
3 weeks ago
haha
3 weeks ago
stick to rum and pringles
3 weeks ago
Yeah, stick to a homeless man’s diet. Good advice.
3 weeks ago
the homeless cant afford rum let alone pringles
3 weeks ago
I wouldn’t know.
3 weeks ago
Rum and Pringles though...that’s like half your paycheck.
3 weeks ago
stop pressing that button you faggot
3 weeks ago
Lol
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn0VZKeks4M
3 weeks ago
PS - lost my poop at 10:34 PM last night :(

...my only new years resolution is to poop as much as possible, the end
3 weeks ago
*chili scans
3 weeks ago
Try Metamucil, poss. I think they make capsules you can take now.
3 weeks ago
I keep reading this as possum has hepatitis F and C
3 weeks ago
:(
3 weeks ago
naw i'm good for the reasonably near future
3 weeks ago
Hepatitis B comfirmed
3 weeks ago
no
3 weeks ago
Diabetus?
3 weeks ago
no and shut up...sorry for even saying anything
3 weeks ago
recover password
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