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Cat back-scratch fever!

ENJOY!!!

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by Jones

submitted December 26th 2017

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AKA Claude whenever he sees a new Muchoboy
3 weeks ago
Who's got January?
3 weeks ago
Possum is planning to do some glue and scissor scanner magic - scananigans if you will
3 weeks ago
YAY!
3 weeks ago
You better not fuck this up, possum.
3 weeks ago
possum's gonna love this one.
3 weeks ago
yup
3 weeks ago
fucking cats and their weird itchy backs

http://muchosucko.com/73040/Trololo-Cat
3 weeks ago
Those cat vids have made me scratch most girls' asses during doggy, just in case I should stumble upon comedy gold.
3 weeks ago
"jones' neck is a Maserati ...."
3 weeks ago
^it will make sense, eventually
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqFUEcM9wR0
3 weeks ago
god i hate this guy, and his music...
3 weeks ago
Is it because he plays guitar better than you can?
3 weeks ago
*scans better subs
3 weeks ago
naw, 99.9 % of the human race can do that
3 weeks ago
I don't believe you.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost preps scanner *
3 weeks ago
he's just a bono
3 weeks ago
well yay i MS-killed the place again :(

sorry
3 weeks ago
possum
yup
18 minutes agoreport spam | like |
3 weeks ago
ahh, it was acknowledging the existence of assface, wasnt it?
3 weeks ago
more like turning up too late
3 weeks ago
dammit dog i have job and stuff!!!
3 weeks ago
a real one, not some glorified danish rowboat-paddler one
3 weeks ago
dude....
3 weeks ago
stop doxing!
3 weeks ago
Lol "Danish rowboat paddler"
3 weeks ago
okay okay

* possum backs off *
3 weeks ago
* possum peeks around Fuzzy's big hairy butt and dog-smiles *
3 weeks ago
^the gayest comment i have ever commented, tadaah
3 weeks ago
Jones is in it to hear someone yell "stroke" at him repeatedly
3 weeks ago
dont make me link Billy Squire you fool
3 weeks ago
Who?
3 weeks ago
jeebus
3 weeks ago
He meant from Bill and Ted
3 weeks ago
Who?
3 weeks ago
* possum sighs *
3 weeks ago
Billy S. Preston, Esquire
3 weeks ago
Possum no type so good all time
3 weeks ago
Must be some old guy or something.
3 weeks ago
um huh?
3 weeks ago
*shrug*
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fx6TugN7g&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
fuc yu speeling policers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU
3 weeks ago
Put that in your blow hole and inhale
3 weeks ago
Oh, I was right: old people.
3 weeks ago
Are those guys even still alive?
3 weeks ago
which guys?
3 weeks ago
Those people in your links.
3 weeks ago
He meant from Bill and Ted
3 weeks ago
* possum does old people research *
3 weeks ago
Keanu Reeves I recognize. He's like 54, which is REALLY old.
3 weeks ago
God forbid you sub some chili scans.....
3 weeks ago
nix, you are not helping, even at all
3 weeks ago
Hahahaha
3 weeks ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3 weeks ago
* possum reblorps *
3 weeks ago
Man, that means he was born the same year Kennedy got shot. Wow, that's a long time ago.
3 weeks ago
my bros used to blame me for the Kennedy thing...
3 weeks ago
Well, at least he didn't have to grow up someplace shitty, like in Minnesota or something.
3 weeks ago
it was very hurtful
3 weeks ago
Hey, slow doen there fakopefiea...
3 weeks ago
Fakopefiea? Is that another guy from way back in the '60's?
3 weeks ago
Kennedy was shot in '63.
Keanu Reeves was born in '64
3 weeks ago
Just more lies.....
3 weeks ago
Wow, what a difference a year can make, huh?
3 weeks ago
So that would make him 53. That's still REALLY OLD.
3 weeks ago
The point is you lied again
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
Isn't possum 53?
3 weeks ago
Hey, I don't know when these old guys were born from those old movies.
3 weeks ago
fuck both of you, hopefully in a painal sort of way
3 weeks ago
Bye
3 weeks ago
Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone
Your demons come to light and your mind is not your own
Lonely is the night when there's no one left to call
You feel the time is right, say the writing's on the wall…
3 weeks ago
No more subs
3 weeks ago
^needs a PBR
3 weeks ago
Mmmm, hipster beer
3 weeks ago
"painful butthurt remedy
3 weeks ago
*dollar, hipster beer..IN CANZ!
3 weeks ago
It's decent for a cheap domestic. My other fave was Miller High Life.
3 weeks ago
*Colt 45
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM
3 weeks ago
"It works EVERY time."
3 weeks ago
*King Cobra
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
3 weeks ago
*Olde English 800 and St. Ides. Drank those when I was a teenager.
3 weeks ago
yay punky!

i like how you sign in right when i desperately need to have signed out an hour or so ago
3 weeks ago
Get your own links fuster fairy!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell,
I bet my caddy will.
3 weeks ago
does this make you mad, Lixy?
3 weeks ago
ms is all yours now mr ledford, have fun!
3 weeks ago
don't leave nan. I'll leave.
3 weeks ago
*man
3 weeks ago
no

no you wont
3 weeks ago
no tralane
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM14QSHaB1c&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
Grab you skull canz punky and sit your ass down
3 weeks ago
dude...you win.
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
* Mako forgets about the chili scans now.PUNKY FUCKED IT UP FOR EVERYBODY. *
3 weeks ago
*!!!!!
3 weeks ago
The chili is a lie
3 weeks ago
Then what's the cake?
3 weeks ago
I did, however, find some scannable item while updating my library this evening....
3 weeks ago
Maybe I'll see if i can get my scanner going tomorrow.....
3 weeks ago
And the cake is just a bigger lie
3 weeks ago
I will never look at chili and cake the same way again.
3 weeks ago
I'm surprised it bothers you. You know, from all the lies you tell.....
3 weeks ago
Such as?
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lLYOGDsts
3 weeks ago
Kennedy starters....
3 weeks ago
The prosecution rests, your honor......
3 weeks ago
I didn't lie about Kennedy.
3 weeks ago
What did I say that was false about JFK?
3 weeks ago
Maybe not on purpose.... but the judge will allow it.
3 weeks ago
Allow what?
3 weeks ago
Oh, just when you said him and Neo were born the dame year....
3 weeks ago
Dame = same damn
3 weeks ago
I never said JFK and Neo were born the same year.
3 weeks ago
Mako

Man, that means he was born the same year Kennedy got shot. Wow, that's a long time ago.

1 hour ago

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3 weeks ago
Busted.....
3 weeks ago
That doesn't say JFK and Neo were born in the same year.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost punky "OMG DUDE"s *
3 weeks ago
Now I'm telling lies....
3 weeks ago
:(
3 weeks ago
Time for bed......
3 weeks ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
You did lie about neo being born the same year kennedy was shot though....
3 weeks ago
No I didn't.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost preps scanner for tomorrow's treat *
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost accepts victory and vanishes *
3 weeks ago
And that's a runoff.
3 weeks ago
*hey, where did nixon go?
3 weeks ago
*He got ran off
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
Where’s the scans, dude?!? Or is it just a bit early yet?
3 weeks ago
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