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Redneck Christmas

A cool Zucko sub. Merry Christmas y'all! Originally subbed by FredGspotSanford.

awesomeness

by makodragon

submitted December 25th 2017

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Merry Christmas, old mucho.

For your present, I give you the story of Whunu. Warning, it is TLDR and I don't care:


He made an alt last week and got banned again yesterday because of it. I could have banned him straight away but I wanted to be sure. I peeked at his browsing habits, his proxy usage, his obvious "oh wow I'm new here" comments... He made it like pulling teeth, because of course he did - and denied his alting outright several times.

I told him to remain unbanned he'd have to send me a very specific photo to prove he wasn't Whunu:


- Must show his face while holding a sign

- Winking with his left eye

- Making the shocker symbol with his free hand

- To prevent you faking it or asking someone for a shop, you have 1 hour.


So 25(!) hours later he sends me the picture.

The subject of the photograph is a much younger man. He's actually doing most of the weird shit I ask him to do. So much attention to detail. He's even standing in a room that is identifiable by previous posts from that account. Wow, I think, maybe I was wrong.


So I blow up the photo and notice something in the top right corner.


It's half of Whunu's face, contorted around the front of the camera trying to see if its focused properly.


Merry Christmas everybody
4 months ago
Whunu’s need for acceptance is truly disgraceful. Enjoy him.
4 months ago
I don't think it's acceptance anymore. He knows he can't be himself around either of these sites or it's an instaban. He's already neutered.


I think he just wants to prove he can outsmart someone... and that's going to end badly.
4 months ago
also if I catch him again I'm sending him back here
4 months ago
He is universally hated here. You accepted him, with open arms, embraced him, now you live with the net result. Whunu 4 lyfe. Enjoy.
4 months ago
I never really had the exposure to him that you have enjoyed. Same with Macheesemo.

"Accepted" was more like "gave a trial run."

They failed spectacularly so now I am LITERALLY sending them back here. If they log in from a banned IP they'll be hit with a redirect to their MS profile page.
4 months ago
ENJOY, YOU FUCKS!
4 months ago
FREE WHUNU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
That is some funny shit, though.
4 months ago
Whunu latches on like a leech. He was accepted there. Won’t let go.
4 months ago
Thus the re-direct. Literally any time he logs in, it sends him back here. I'm hoping he won't notice.
4 months ago
You FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
It won’t matter. He can’t do anything here.
4 months ago
He’s delatched.
4 months ago
We should delouse him too
4 months ago
Haha, creates a safe space for Todds and rejects, ends up rejecting them himself.
4 months ago
surprisen't
4 months ago
At this rate of becoming jaded, I bet he will have bought an expensive server, buried his gender fluid lover, and gotten rid of his mods by the end of February.
4 months ago
i thought you were a mod over there...
4 months ago
...or did i get you mixed up with my mom?
4 months ago
sheesh, my bad
4 months ago
I'm so set on never stepping foot over there, that I didn't even want to risk registering a click to fetch their logo and instead sourced it from a sub on here - no clue if that ugly thing is actually their logo
http://muchosucko.com/136698/MD-with-an-African-Merkan-on-his-tshirt
4 months ago
tbh i dont even know wtf you are talking about, dog

there are subs on MS that were originally posted on another website?

weird
4 months ago
It's a lot like the MS logo, except bigger, higher quality, and I rotate out parts of it for holidays.
4 months ago
Happy Hannukah everybody, from MuchoZucko.com!

https://i.imgur.com/MUDHIFT.png
4 months ago
* possum wonders how some folks have the time for such blatant faggotry *
4 months ago
It's a matter of principle now.

I'm going to keep MZ up and running until you die at least.
4 months ago
ha - i figured it was something like that
4 months ago
have fun
4 months ago
but also because it's fun, and already more successful than MS.

MuchoZucko.com!

PunkyBlock.com!

* Bono ceases shilling for the next 26 hours *
4 months ago
* possum caresses his huge, bulging, and overflowing music-vid folder *
4 months ago
hmm...
4 months ago
* possum goes for stuff that will get assraped in the upvote catgory just because *
4 months ago
I'm not black but there are times I wish I could say I'm not white.
4 months ago
You should proclaim Hispanic.
4 months ago
I think I'd be more of a Mexican't.
4 months ago
this was pretending to be makodragoncon

https://i.imgur.com/mnAGJan.jpg
4 months ago
hahahahahaha its uncanny
4 months ago
???
4 months ago
MD
4 months ago
makodragon the lumberjack
4 months ago
is that possum
4 months ago
is who what?
4 months ago
recover password
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