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Redneck Christmas

A cool Zucko sub. Merry Christmas y'all! Originally subbed by FredGspotSanford.

awesomeness

by makodragon

submitted December 25th 2017

43 comments
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Merry Christmas, old mucho.

For your present, I give you the story of Whunu. Warning, it is TLDR and I don't care:


He made an alt last week and got banned again yesterday because of it. I could have banned him straight away but I wanted to be sure. I peeked at his browsing habits, his proxy usage, his obvious "oh wow I'm new here" comments... He made it like pulling teeth, because of course he did - and denied his alting outright several times.

I told him to remain unbanned he'd have to send me a very specific photo to prove he wasn't Whunu:


- Must show his face while holding a sign

- Winking with his left eye

- Making the shocker symbol with his free hand

- To prevent you faking it or asking someone for a shop, you have 1 hour.


So 25(!) hours later he sends me the picture.

The subject of the photograph is a much younger man. He's actually doing most of the weird shit I ask him to do. So much attention to detail. He's even standing in a room that is identifiable by previous posts from that account. Wow, I think, maybe I was wrong.


So I blow up the photo and notice something in the top right corner.


It's half of Whunu's face, contorted around the front of the camera trying to see if its focused properly.


Merry Christmas everybody
4 weeks ago
Whunu’s need for acceptance is truly disgraceful. Enjoy him.
4 weeks ago
I don't think it's acceptance anymore. He knows he can't be himself around either of these sites or it's an instaban. He's already neutered.


I think he just wants to prove he can outsmart someone... and that's going to end badly.
4 weeks ago
also if I catch him again I'm sending him back here
4 weeks ago
He is universally hated here. You accepted him, with open arms, embraced him, now you live with the net result. Whunu 4 lyfe. Enjoy.
4 weeks ago
I never really had the exposure to him that you have enjoyed. Same with Macheesemo.

"Accepted" was more like "gave a trial run."

They failed spectacularly so now I am LITERALLY sending them back here. If they log in from a banned IP they'll be hit with a redirect to their MS profile page.
4 weeks ago
ENJOY, YOU FUCKS!
4 weeks ago
FREE WHUNU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
That is some funny shit, though.
4 weeks ago
Whunu latches on like a leech. He was accepted there. Won’t let go.
4 weeks ago
Thus the re-direct. Literally any time he logs in, it sends him back here. I'm hoping he won't notice.
4 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
It won’t matter. He can’t do anything here.
4 weeks ago
He’s delatched.
4 weeks ago
We should delouse him too
4 weeks ago
Haha, creates a safe space for Todds and rejects, ends up rejecting them himself.
4 weeks ago
surprisen't
4 weeks ago
At this rate of becoming jaded, I bet he will have bought an expensive server, buried his gender fluid lover, and gotten rid of his mods by the end of February.
4 weeks ago
i thought you were a mod over there...
4 weeks ago
...or did i get you mixed up with my mom?
4 weeks ago
sheesh, my bad
4 weeks ago
I'm so set on never stepping foot over there, that I didn't even want to risk registering a click to fetch their logo and instead sourced it from a sub on here - no clue if that ugly thing is actually their logo
http://muchosucko.com/136698/MD-with-an-African-Merkan-on-his-tshirt
4 weeks ago
tbh i dont even know wtf you are talking about, dog

there are subs on MS that were originally posted on another website?

weird
4 weeks ago
It's a lot like the MS logo, except bigger, higher quality, and I rotate out parts of it for holidays.
4 weeks ago
Happy Hannukah everybody, from MuchoZucko.com!

https://i.imgur.com/MUDHIFT.png
4 weeks ago
* possum wonders how some folks have the time for such blatant faggotry *
4 weeks ago
It's a matter of principle now.

I'm going to keep MZ up and running until you die at least.
4 weeks ago
ha - i figured it was something like that
4 weeks ago
have fun
4 weeks ago
but also because it's fun, and already more successful than MS.

MuchoZucko.com!

PunkyBlock.com!

* Bono ceases shilling for the next 26 hours *
4 weeks ago
* possum caresses his huge, bulging, and overflowing music-vid folder *
4 weeks ago
hmm...
4 weeks ago
* possum goes for stuff that will get assraped in the upvote catgory just because *
4 weeks ago
I'm not black but there are times I wish I could say I'm not white.
4 weeks ago
You should proclaim Hispanic.
4 weeks ago
I think I'd be more of a Mexican't.
4 weeks ago
this was pretending to be makodragoncon

https://i.imgur.com/mnAGJan.jpg
4 weeks ago
hahahahahaha its uncanny
4 weeks ago
???
4 weeks ago
MD
4 weeks ago
makodragon the lumberjack
4 weeks ago
is that possum
4 weeks ago
is who what?
4 weeks ago
recover password
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