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Surprise air drop by fire department

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by Jones

submitted December 21st 2017

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Five years later everyone within ten miles died of cancer.
10 months ago
This is how I get rid of bums camping on my property
10 months ago
Nah, that stuff isn’t toxic. It’s the shit that is used in homebuilding that causes cancer when it burns.
10 months ago
Did you see what that did to his truck window? Just think what it can do to unmotivated and unemployed camp counselors.
10 months ago
That’s why they tell people to evacuate ahead of time, but they don’t listen. That stuff is designed to stop the spread of the fire anyway, not to make sure his house doesn’t burn.
10 months ago
* Magawd throws his ruined fantasy at ODF *
10 months ago
* Mako flies another 747 Global Supertanker over CCF. *
10 months ago
GET A JOB, HIPPIE!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
hell, mako is retired and he's flying 747s for fucks sake..
10 months ago
Nah, I’m not multi-engine certified yet. A commercial jet basically flies and and lands itself if you know how to use the autopilot though.!
10 months ago
Belie it or not, there’s YouTube videos that can tell you how to start a 747 from cold and dark to ready for pushback and taxi.
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Robert Ripley at ODF *
10 months ago
* Magawd directs a flock of geese directly at ODF's 747 Global Supertanker forcing an emergency landing on POTUSF's acreage *
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost farts in CCF's tent, zips it, locks it from the outside, and runs away *
10 months ago
A flock of geese? In Los Angeles? Try again.
10 months ago
Lol CCF got crop dusted by POTUSF
10 months ago
* Magawd attaches outhouse drainage on POTUSF's basement window wells *
10 months ago
*flock of seagulls
10 months ago
and a link....
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKFjD28qPwQ
10 months ago
Plenty of geese in Cali
10 months ago
Birdstrikes aren’t really a problem for a 747 anyway.
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP4iJ1c7Or8
10 months ago
; )
10 months ago
Decent landing. Angle of attack was a little off, but all in all it was decent.
10 months ago
Plus he was coming in a tad too fast judging by the sink rate warning, but he managed to get it down okay.
10 months ago
Someone needs to learn how to use flaps, too, upom watching this a second time.
10 months ago
*ailerons
10 months ago
Ailerons are panels near the tip of the wing that move up and down, causing lift to increase (when they go down) or decrease (when they go up), allowing the pilot to roll the airplane to a desired bank angle or return from a bank to wings level.Ailerons control roll.
10 months ago
Flaps are movable panels on the trailing edge (back) of the wing used to increase lift at lower speeds. They are used during takeoff and landing.
10 months ago
Exactly
10 months ago
Roll wasn’t a problem in this situation, so why would he need to learn how to use ailerons more effectively?
10 months ago
rolls make everything more better
10 months ago
Pulling a full Nelson 360 is the fastest way to drop your speed.
10 months ago
Stick to boats, Jones.
10 months ago
* Mako wonders if Nix knows that ailerons on a 747 are automatically controlled by the aircraft itself. *
10 months ago
all the more reason to control them....
10 months ago
chicks dig it if you can drive a stick shift.... same thing here.
10 months ago
The pilot and FO don’t control the ailerons on a 747, Nix. That’s the point.
10 months ago
Exactly!!!!!
10 months ago
This is just too advanced for you... let's move on before you embarrass yourself any further...
10 months ago
hahahaha
10 months ago
You’re like the American version of fries tonight.
10 months ago
Iow, you have no idea wtf you’re talking about.
10 months ago
I'M GOING TO BED!!!!!!
10 months ago
Ya gotta say that, then wait 20 minutes.
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost sets timer on kindle app *
10 months ago
I’ll be sure not to link any videos during that time, since they won’t play on a Kindle.
10 months ago
You guys realize that wasn’t a 747, right?
10 months ago
*the flaps
10 months ago
Yep, i told 'em ailerons
10 months ago
Looks like a 747-400 to me.
10 months ago
It looked like a mail plane
10 months ago
Yeah, Nix like to fly the big boys...Cessna 205’s and such.
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnMUvrspd7I&app=desktop
10 months ago
Not even close to a 747-x00. That’s a 767.
10 months ago
767 doesn’t have dual level decks, Jim.
10 months ago
MAIL PLANE!!!!!!!
10 months ago
A 767 only has two engines, a 747 has 4...case closed.
10 months ago
JamesTPedia!!!!
10 months ago
I’ve been a passenger on every variation of both models. Come on.
10 months ago
*plugged the toilets on
10 months ago
Lol. I think I have shit in a 767. Dunno about 747.
10 months ago
Photo of a 767: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_767#/media/File%3ADelta_Air_Lines_B767-332_N130DL.jpg
10 months ago
Photo of a 747: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_747#/media/File%3APan_Am_Boeing_747-121_N732PA_Bidini.jpg
10 months ago
The 747 has dual flight decks, as does the plane in the video. The 767 does not.
10 months ago
What are you smoking? There are exactly 2 engines on that plane. It’s a dingle deck 767.
10 months ago
This is the plane in Magawd’s video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJUiUaMXi9M
10 months ago
What you are seeing as a second deck is the paint scheme. Not another deck.
10 months ago
Dingle deck planes are the best
10 months ago
you 2 fucks are talking in circles...captain stabbin is talking about the phos-chek droppin plane and shark is talking about the make pretend quantas video
10 months ago
GET ON THE SAME PAGE
10 months ago
This is a 767. No dual flight deck: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zuR2wF24bAI
10 months ago
Thank you, soapyeller. How the fuck am I supposed to know he is referring to a fuckin link?
10 months ago
And it’s not a “make pretend” video, it’s footage from FSX.
10 months ago
This video in this post, shark-oogle
10 months ago
get real
10 months ago
Not these shitty links.
10 months ago
its like punky was never banned
10 months ago
Read Billy’s comment.
10 months ago
Helicopter!!!!
10 months ago
An Apache most likely
10 months ago
bell
10 months ago
And yes, I’m referring to Magawd’s link.
10 months ago
Just to force further googling:

Video posted by Jones: 767-200
Video linked by Magawd: 747-800
10 months ago
music vid time...protip: fuck tags
10 months ago
The aircraft in Jones video is a DC-10.
10 months ago
And I’m like 99% certain Quantas does not fly 747-800s....
10 months ago
+10 experience
10 months ago
im certain it was an L1011
10 months ago
* JamesTKirk Wiki-faps *
10 months ago
https://www.flightglobal.com/news/articles/qantas-to-trim-747-fleet-defer-787-and-a380-deliveries-396387/
10 months ago
*and wiki-leaks
10 months ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE takes a wiked leak *
10 months ago
if you folks are really going to do this....
10 months ago
L1011 was never converted for firefighting.
10 months ago
...at least refrain from mocking other non-plane geeks
10 months ago
Hard to know who a “non-plane geek” is, since everyone wants to jump in here.
10 months ago
i thought it was a De Havilland Comet
10 months ago
No 747-8s so the FSX link was made by a fag.
10 months ago
Maybe if they just want to comment to troll, then they should probably stfu.
10 months ago
FSX lets you download almost any plane from any era in almost any livery, Jim. As long as you have the cash, of course. I had a TWA 747 until my laptop went down this week.
10 months ago
I only know Quantas has no 747-8 inventory....
10 months ago
I have an old video of a Convair just for billy.
10 months ago
No, they don’t. And it’s Qantas.
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost checks frequent flyer balance *
10 months ago
jeebus
10 months ago
Yea, thanks. I wasn’t looking for confirmation. They have nice lounges.
10 months ago
out, thnks for whatever
10 months ago
Fuck off, candyass.
10 months ago
lol possum got triggered over plane talk.
10 months ago
Its tr_iggered.
10 months ago
I think the important question here is which one of those planes have a warp drive like Cap'n Fuck's car?
10 months ago
Besides, the 747 in Magawd’s link is a 747-400, not an 800.
10 months ago
wasn't that sin's joke kirk?
10 months ago
I remember when the first 747 prototype went to 100% on all 4 engines, they blew one engine. That plane could’ve almost hit Mach 1.
10 months ago
Lol, I think it was...pretty funny.
10 months ago
And shark, you can google both and come to the correct conclusion that what’s depicted in Magawd’s link is a 747-800. I know just by looking.
10 months ago
Yeah, I know. ;-)
10 months ago
i miss him and barret and jrob and makodragon :(
i know barret and md are still kinda active, but not as much as they used to be
10 months ago
Sorry guys but he made it too easy

FYA i'm not sure you're aware but I've made a nuMucho to replace this one when it decays beyond repair. it's already quite a bit more active. MD and Barret are there every day.

https://muchozucko.com
10 months ago
what about sin and jrob?
10 months ago
Jrob is usually on steam or something, but he checks in once every couple of weeks. sometimes we get him for a day.

Sinaitis has an account but he been inactive everywhere
10 months ago
Qantas took delivery of a few Dreamliners this year, Jim. I think they’re stilm trying to decide between the A350 and 777X in 2019.
10 months ago
I hope Sin is ok. The dude nearly died from a sea urchin sting that his body reacted severely to.
10 months ago
...what?
10 months ago
Yep. I think it was one of the last things he disclosed on mucho.
10 months ago
so i finally figured out who FYA is...

hi, and stuff
if you care
10 months ago
@Nixy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHVpJGXZ21o
10 months ago
“Welcome to Los Angeles!”
10 months ago
Great. Now those chemtrail conspiracy douche bags will probably add this to their list of non-sense 'proof' to further their bullshit agenda.
10 months ago
Forest fires for everyone!!!!!!
10 months ago
The first time I heard about chemtrails, I was in the nut-house.

Makes sense.
10 months ago
Yeah, that chemtrail bullshit is for people who don’t quite understand what a contrail is.
10 months ago
They should be more concerned about my farttrails
10 months ago
That would be cool if we could leave farttrails behind us. It would be easier to tell if someone dropped a silent but violent one.
10 months ago
Mostly, I would be sitting in a cloud of my own farttrail.
10 months ago
Everyone likes their own brand.
10 months ago
MD - what was the nut-house diagnosis anyway?
10 months ago
misdirected gooch fixation?
10 months ago
or was it darker than that?
10 months ago
Possum...are you asking because you feel like hurting yourself right now?
10 months ago
* possum criies and farts *
10 months ago
THAT HURTED!
10 months ago
We’re here for you, possum.
10 months ago
You just go ahead and let it all out. I’m just going to put on a fresh air mask while we talk.
10 months ago
worst christmas ever!

snorfle
10 months ago
what's a "christmas"?
10 months ago
oh yeah..now i know!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDvfbvuJtS8
10 months ago
Tank died in the spring, poss.
10 months ago
my xmas wishes for MS:
-at least one token female
-at least one token black guy

- a jew, a rabbi, and irishman, chilling in a bar
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost texts kurpt to help him look for a rabbi on the way to the bar *
10 months ago
Best I can do is a rabbi, a priest, and an atheist smoking a bong together.
10 months ago
And I’m not kidding.
10 months ago
Happy Holidays https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TFzy1l_WoAs
10 months ago
one more thing - you know those lame "ads" that show up on youtube when you just wanna watch the damn video you just fucking clicked on?

AKA: any comments/links/subs by both punky and boner
10 months ago
ahhhh
10 months ago
btw the punchline is screamingly passive-agressive
10 months ago
Sobber up, hippie
10 months ago
NixonsGhost
I'M GOING TO BED!!!!!!
1 day ago
report spam | like | 1 likes | stfu
10 months ago
* possum globbers *
10 months ago
@poss

FUCK YOU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aalJT3GS_m8
10 months ago
Globber Punky's face!!!!!
10 months ago
"you can skip this ad in 5 seconds
10 months ago
it takes less than 5 seconds to read the phrase:

MUCHOZUCKO.COM
10 months ago
MZ is superior to yet another site
10 months ago
“Your video will begin after this ad”
10 months ago
thank god!!
10 months ago
Hey poss, just give it like 3 weeks. By then punky will have linked every youtube video ever on here and you can cheat through the ads.....
10 months ago
*Globber bono's face
10 months ago
@Bono

EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOjsIxinDk
10 months ago
i honestly would like to start a vocaroo(?) site or something similar, to preserve the MuchoSucko language
10 months ago
* possum warms up his Neil Young impression *
10 months ago
Another link in the posstrating direction
10 months ago
* Bono hands possum his card *


I'm the best software programmer you know and I'll do it for the low low price of one cent lower than Nixon's best offer
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost crosses fingers for "natural beauty" *
10 months ago
You fuck, bono
10 months ago
* possum yups and doesntcare.com *
10 months ago
no Nixon actually I don't

I'm a VIRGIN LOSER WHO DIES IN HELL!!! >8(
10 months ago
anyway thanks yall

* possum goes for a drive *
10 months ago
What i need to do is write a program that "reads" all the mucho comments and broadcasts them over HF and VHF once my 50 ft antenna is finished
10 months ago
Hmmmm I'll translate it all to morse code so it looks legit
10 months ago
@Bono

Exactly!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbNPhNuMDJM
10 months ago
Nixon is like a modern-day Wall-E
10 months ago
What the fuck is a wall-e?
10 months ago
Did you mean wallet? WTF does that mean?
10 months ago
looks like someone needs a LINK!!! 8)
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH3iSeDBLo
10 months ago
I think it’s a vibrator that fags use on each other.
10 months ago
Yup, I was right.
10 months ago
Holy shit!!!!
10 months ago
I need a robot now.
10 months ago
https://m.alibaba.com/showroom/walle-vibrators-shop.html
10 months ago
A wallet robot
10 months ago
IT'S A VIRUS!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
WHERE?!?
10 months ago
Bono's a nut-bag.



END STORY
10 months ago
he doesn't even know what pussy tastes like.
10 months ago
recover password
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