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First Lady Reads For The Children

If you come to Amerikka at least learn the language.

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by Jones

submitted December 21st 2017

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Party enemas?
7 months ago
You should listen to what the FUCKS says
7 months ago
Dat seely old hand jus keeps pecking arount.
7 months ago
* Jones grows as he is filled with the light.. Then boats his head in shame *
7 months ago
^as wise as an ool.
7 months ago
He was threeled joost like dee Lucy Goosey.
7 months ago
She gets a pass due to nice titties.
7 months ago
She's flat-chested. Even I have got bigger breasts compared to her.
7 months ago
Bigger =/= Nice.
7 months ago
ALT RIGHT faggots loooove ugly broads as long as said women say great things about Russia. That's probably because they're not even real American citizens but rather a bunch of paid shills or better yet neural networks residing on a US-based cloud server like Azure, Heroku, AWS and what not.
7 months ago
you need to get out more, faggot.
7 months ago
you're projecting
7 months ago
Well, I like going out. And it prevents me from being a faggot like you.

Now what?
7 months ago
He is right though, MD: you’re not a real American
7 months ago
I never said he was wrong. Just that he was a faggot.
7 months ago
Well yeah, we can all agree that he is a faggot.
7 months ago
I would make a great American though. Just saiyan.
7 months ago
I like beer, tits and freedom. The American dream.
7 months ago
As long as you didn’t live in the deep south, maybe. Your accent would immediately make people suspicious of you.
7 months ago
You like beer tits?
7 months ago
Do you not understand how commas work?
7 months ago
Everybody likes beer tits.
7 months ago
And freedom.
7 months ago
And Canada is where you wanna be if you like beer, tits, and freedom, MD. They have way more freedoms than the US does.
7 months ago
Maybe. But it's cold as fuck.

America is cooler anyways. Everything that I like that isn't English is American.
7 months ago
Fallout, do you drink?
7 months ago
Everything I like that isn’t American is Australian, unfortunately.
7 months ago
And Canada isn’t any colder than the northeast US during the winter. Just FYI.
7 months ago
My sister is thinking about moving to Canadia, so I might be finding out for myself.
7 months ago
Whereabouts?
7 months ago
Dunno, I just overheard a conversation she had with my mum.

My mum hates the idea of course. She wants her back in England.

If only I could provide my mother with some little English grand-children.
7 months ago
And I know you hate brown people and immigrants, so be forewarned that Canada lets in WAY more immigrants than the US does.
7 months ago
She currently lives in Dubai, and I don't like it out there man.

It feels oppressive.
7 months ago
Meh, Dubai is just an oasis in the desert for billionaires. If I move anywhere, it’ll be Mexico.
7 months ago
C'mon mako, I don't hate brown people. I'm wearing a t-shirt with an African Merkan on it right now.
7 months ago
Bob Marley was Jamaican.
7 months ago
lol

Mr T as Clubber Lang in Rocky 3 ackcherlee!
7 months ago
Why Mexico dude?
7 months ago
With all his necklaces he was basically gold.... try again.
7 months ago
SHUT UP, CHUMP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeFMxy4QPMc
7 months ago
Mexico, because the real estate market is hot down there, more and more people speak English, and crime is low in the area I’m looking at. The cost of living is also extremely affordable for expatriates.
7 months ago
Hey woman.... HEY WOMAN!!!!!!
7 months ago
^hahahaha
7 months ago
GOLD!!!!!!
7 months ago
That is my favorite scene of all the 15 rocky movies....
7 months ago
Well, that and when Mic slaps the hell out of Rock...
7 months ago
He's the only one that beat ol' Rocky.
7 months ago
That all sounds very sensible mako. TOO sensible. You're gonna be bored.
7 months ago
HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 months ago
The funny thing is Lawrence Tureaud is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. That badass persona comes from the days when he was a bouncer and bodyguard. The dude was one hell of a street fighter.
7 months ago
Yeah dude. I respect him loads. Also Carl Weathers puts in one hell of a performance that today's serious black actors cannot compete with.
7 months ago
Then again, I am heavily biased towards 80's badassses.
7 months ago
Lol that became born-again Christians.
7 months ago
That's a common thing between them?

Did not know that. I do appreciate that too actually. Better than becoming muslim.
7 months ago
How do you know all this shit mako? Christ.
7 months ago
His Mandinka haircut has it’s roots in Islam, that’s one thing not to many people realize.
7 months ago
I educate myself, MD. Plus I’ve always read a lot.
7 months ago
*lied
7 months ago
I can let that go about the 'do. Nobodies perfect.
7 months ago
*nobody's
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost subs *
7 months ago
Mybody's perfect.
7 months ago
Makodragon wearing a t-shirt with an African Merkan -
https://i.imgur.com/ffw4psu.jpg
7 months ago
Michael Cera?
7 months ago
hahahaha

is that LL?
7 months ago
Lol at Nixon saying I lie a lot. Kinda like the way he lies about being rich.
7 months ago
Nice non sequitur
7 months ago
Don't be butthurt mako, he's just joking about bro.
7 months ago
I don't know MD - Cryax sent it to me!! I dinn do nuthin!
7 months ago
I know, POTUSF and I like to give each other shit, though.
7 months ago
more lies...........
7 months ago
Plus Nix knows I like to bust his balls. He doesn’t take it personally like fries does.
7 months ago
someone needs a link.....
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxHhhdEK8FI
7 months ago
You FUCK!!!
7 months ago
hahaha
7 months ago
NCWTOGOTRF
Nazi Collaborator with the Occupational Government of the Russian Federation
7 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOTNtUvhe8
7 months ago
That is almost muchoworthy
7 months ago
Mako, do another vocaroo for my next video.....
7 months ago
7 months ago
I would, but my laptop shit the bed and all I have is my phone and iPad. That’s why I haven’t been posting anything lately.
7 months ago
Fallout, fuck off you silly prick. You're starting to really piss me off now.
7 months ago
Don't sleep in a shitted bad, Mako.
7 months ago
Shitted bad sounds like someplace in the middle east.
7 months ago
“Coalition forces bombed a chemical weapons facility in Shittedbad today...”
7 months ago
It's somewhere in Tanzania, probably.
7 months ago
HAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHHAA


no
7 months ago
I gotta get another laptop after the holidays. Idk what I’m gonna get, though. I always had HP laptops but the last one only made it three years before it died.
7 months ago
My Dell has lasted me since 2012.

And has an i7 processor, huhuhuh
7 months ago
Computer warranties are bullshit, too. A one year warranty? You know the thing isn’t gonna die in one year.
7 months ago
I thought it was a Moslem country.
Or was it Albania?
they all end with -ia
very easy to confuse the two
7 months ago
And no Nix, I’m not sending to to you.
7 months ago
*it to
7 months ago
stfu dumbassERin
7 months ago
You know you want too....
7 months ago
Yeah, postage due.
7 months ago
that's fine. You end up covering that on the return shipping anyway....
7 months ago
Yeah all 10 cents of it.
7 months ago
Still better reading than the Don could have done it
7 months ago
You mean Draper?
7 months ago
Her eyes are almond-shaped and her skin is fucking brown.
I can't believe her and say, Anthony Jeselnik, can both be from the same country.
7 months ago
Anthony Jeselnik was born in Pittsburgh.
7 months ago
And whose fault is that?
7 months ago
yeah mako! Who's fault is that?
7 months ago
Anthon’s parents.
7 months ago
+y
7 months ago
Point well made.
7 months ago
reads better and speaks better than all of the ratshit hoodlem whores in that ghetto mall fight
7 months ago
She should get deported.
7 months ago
Learn what language? America doesn't even have an official language.
7 months ago
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