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First Lady Reads For The Children

If you come to Amerikka at least learn the language.

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by Jones

submitted December 21st 2017

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Party enemas?
4 weeks ago
You should listen to what the FUCKS says
4 weeks ago
Dat seely old hand jus keeps pecking arount.
4 weeks ago
* Jones grows as he is filled with the light.. Then boats his head in shame *
4 weeks ago
^as wise as an ool.
4 weeks ago
He was threeled joost like dee Lucy Goosey.
4 weeks ago
She gets a pass due to nice titties.
4 weeks ago
She's flat-chested. Even I have got bigger breasts compared to her.
4 weeks ago
Bigger =/= Nice.
4 weeks ago
ALT RIGHT faggots loooove ugly broads as long as said women say great things about Russia. That's probably because they're not even real American citizens but rather a bunch of paid shills or better yet neural networks residing on a US-based cloud server like Azure, Heroku, AWS and what not.
4 weeks ago
you need to get out more, faggot.
4 weeks ago
you're projecting
4 weeks ago
Well, I like going out. And it prevents me from being a faggot like you.

Now what?
4 weeks ago
He is right though, MD: you’re not a real American
4 weeks ago
I never said he was wrong. Just that he was a faggot.
4 weeks ago
Well yeah, we can all agree that he is a faggot.
4 weeks ago
I would make a great American though. Just saiyan.
4 weeks ago
I like beer, tits and freedom. The American dream.
4 weeks ago
As long as you didn’t live in the deep south, maybe. Your accent would immediately make people suspicious of you.
4 weeks ago
You like beer tits?
4 weeks ago
Do you not understand how commas work?
4 weeks ago
Everybody likes beer tits.
4 weeks ago
And freedom.
4 weeks ago
And Canada is where you wanna be if you like beer, tits, and freedom, MD. They have way more freedoms than the US does.
4 weeks ago
Maybe. But it's cold as fuck.

America is cooler anyways. Everything that I like that isn't English is American.
4 weeks ago
Fallout, do you drink?
4 weeks ago
Everything I like that isn’t American is Australian, unfortunately.
4 weeks ago
And Canada isn’t any colder than the northeast US during the winter. Just FYI.
4 weeks ago
My sister is thinking about moving to Canadia, so I might be finding out for myself.
4 weeks ago
Whereabouts?
4 weeks ago
Dunno, I just overheard a conversation she had with my mum.

My mum hates the idea of course. She wants her back in England.

If only I could provide my mother with some little English grand-children.
4 weeks ago
And I know you hate brown people and immigrants, so be forewarned that Canada lets in WAY more immigrants than the US does.
4 weeks ago
She currently lives in Dubai, and I don't like it out there man.

It feels oppressive.
4 weeks ago
Meh, Dubai is just an oasis in the desert for billionaires. If I move anywhere, it’ll be Mexico.
4 weeks ago
C'mon mako, I don't hate brown people. I'm wearing a t-shirt with an African Merkan on it right now.
4 weeks ago
Bob Marley was Jamaican.
4 weeks ago
lol

Mr T as Clubber Lang in Rocky 3 ackcherlee!
4 weeks ago
Why Mexico dude?
4 weeks ago
With all his necklaces he was basically gold.... try again.
4 weeks ago
SHUT UP, CHUMP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeFMxy4QPMc
4 weeks ago
Mexico, because the real estate market is hot down there, more and more people speak English, and crime is low in the area I’m looking at. The cost of living is also extremely affordable for expatriates.
4 weeks ago
Hey woman.... HEY WOMAN!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
^hahahaha
4 weeks ago
GOLD!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
That is my favorite scene of all the 15 rocky movies....
4 weeks ago
Well, that and when Mic slaps the hell out of Rock...
4 weeks ago
He's the only one that beat ol' Rocky.
4 weeks ago
That all sounds very sensible mako. TOO sensible. You're gonna be bored.
4 weeks ago
HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
The funny thing is Lawrence Tureaud is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. That badass persona comes from the days when he was a bouncer and bodyguard. The dude was one hell of a street fighter.
4 weeks ago
Yeah dude. I respect him loads. Also Carl Weathers puts in one hell of a performance that today's serious black actors cannot compete with.
4 weeks ago
Then again, I am heavily biased towards 80's badassses.
4 weeks ago
Lol that became born-again Christians.
4 weeks ago
That's a common thing between them?

Did not know that. I do appreciate that too actually. Better than becoming muslim.
4 weeks ago
How do you know all this shit mako? Christ.
4 weeks ago
His Mandinka haircut has it’s roots in Islam, that’s one thing not to many people realize.
4 weeks ago
I educate myself, MD. Plus I’ve always read a lot.
4 weeks ago
*lied
4 weeks ago
I can let that go about the 'do. Nobodies perfect.
4 weeks ago
*nobody's
4 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost subs *
4 weeks ago
Mybody's perfect.
4 weeks ago
Makodragon wearing a t-shirt with an African Merkan -
https://i.imgur.com/ffw4psu.jpg
4 weeks ago
Michael Cera?
4 weeks ago
hahahaha

is that LL?
4 weeks ago
Lol at Nixon saying I lie a lot. Kinda like the way he lies about being rich.
4 weeks ago
Nice non sequitur
4 weeks ago
Don't be butthurt mako, he's just joking about bro.
4 weeks ago
I don't know MD - Cryax sent it to me!! I dinn do nuthin!
4 weeks ago
I know, POTUSF and I like to give each other shit, though.
4 weeks ago
more lies...........
4 weeks ago
Plus Nix knows I like to bust his balls. He doesn’t take it personally like fries does.
4 weeks ago
someone needs a link.....
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxHhhdEK8FI
4 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!
4 weeks ago
hahaha
4 weeks ago
NCWTOGOTRF
Nazi Collaborator with the Occupational Government of the Russian Federation
4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOTNtUvhe8
4 weeks ago
That is almost muchoworthy
4 weeks ago
Mako, do another vocaroo for my next video.....
4 weeks ago
4 weeks ago
I would, but my laptop shit the bed and all I have is my phone and iPad. That’s why I haven’t been posting anything lately.
4 weeks ago
Fallout, fuck off you silly prick. You're starting to really piss me off now.
4 weeks ago
Don't sleep in a shitted bad, Mako.
4 weeks ago
Shitted bad sounds like someplace in the middle east.
4 weeks ago
“Coalition forces bombed a chemical weapons facility in Shittedbad today...”
4 weeks ago
It's somewhere in Tanzania, probably.
4 weeks ago
HAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHHAA


no
4 weeks ago
I gotta get another laptop after the holidays. Idk what I’m gonna get, though. I always had HP laptops but the last one only made it three years before it died.
4 weeks ago
My Dell has lasted me since 2012.

And has an i7 processor, huhuhuh
4 weeks ago
Computer warranties are bullshit, too. A one year warranty? You know the thing isn’t gonna die in one year.
4 weeks ago
I thought it was a Moslem country.
Or was it Albania?
they all end with -ia
very easy to confuse the two
4 weeks ago
And no Nix, I’m not sending to to you.
4 weeks ago
*it to
4 weeks ago
stfu dumbassERin
4 weeks ago
You know you want too....
4 weeks ago
Yeah, postage due.
4 weeks ago
that's fine. You end up covering that on the return shipping anyway....
4 weeks ago
Yeah all 10 cents of it.
4 weeks ago
Still better reading than the Don could have done it
4 weeks ago
You mean Draper?
4 weeks ago
Her eyes are almond-shaped and her skin is fucking brown.
I can't believe her and say, Anthony Jeselnik, can both be from the same country.
4 weeks ago
Anthony Jeselnik was born in Pittsburgh.
4 weeks ago
And whose fault is that?
4 weeks ago
yeah mako! Who's fault is that?
4 weeks ago
Anthon’s parents.
4 weeks ago
+y
4 weeks ago
Point well made.
4 weeks ago
reads better and speaks better than all of the ratshit hoodlem whores in that ghetto mall fight
4 weeks ago
She should get deported.
4 weeks ago
Learn what language? America doesn't even have an official language.
4 weeks ago
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