Winter Punderland

im guessing she didn't think up these puns

9 months ago

I think Americans are mixing Xmas up with Halloween. its a time to celebrates Jesus birthday not turn it in to some sort of charade , you fucking ass clowns

9 months ago

Wow, and here I thought you said dumb shit when you were drunk. The level of sobriety doesn’t matter anymore.

9 months ago

I don't say dumb things when im drunk either

9 months ago

No, you’re right...you say things that don’t make sense when you’re drunk.

9 months ago

as I remember it I say smart things that you contradict . you always contradict , its your 'thing'

9 months ago

No, like I told you before: you use words that you don’t know the definition of, and you’re fucking ignorant. You do have a right to be a dumbass, but I have a right to point it out to you.

9 months ago

Contradiction confirmed

9 months ago

Busted, again.

9 months ago

pure mako

9 months ago

Pure retard^

9 months ago

Pure denial

9 months ago

How so?

9 months ago

BUUUUUSSSSTEEEDDDDD!!!

9 months ago

By Calvin Klein

9 months ago

Shhhhhhhhj

9 months ago

Busted, by Calvin Klein? Sounds cheap.

9 months ago

Quiet down!!! We're making a commercial

9 months ago

Punky... I will cut you!!!!!!

9 months ago

Are you hitting on me?

9 months ago

He said the same thing to me before he tried to grab my ass, Punky.

9 months ago

#metoo

9 months ago

@BONO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3DOamgay6Mw

9 months ago

I'm so busted.....

9 months ago

9 months ago

You think that’s bad, you should see the emails I get from Sealbasher with things like “Pump prostate pudding into my pooper, please.”

9 months ago

Wow

9 months ago

Yeah, I know. That dude is almost as gay as fries.

9 months ago

Sounds like dessert making at Cap'n Fuck's while the turkey is brining.....

9 months ago

That slut

9 months ago

Nah, Kirk’s legit. Those krauts though, you never can tell.

9 months ago

Don't ruin the trap.......

9 months ago

* NixonsGhost resets snare *

9 months ago

Yeah, goes double for you.

9 months ago

Since when am I gay

9 months ago

Well, F.A.P.S. has been around for several years now.

9 months ago

YES

IT

HAS.

8P

9 months ago

if you check the membership requirement for FAPS its not exclusively for gays , homos or faggots

9 months ago

Call it what you want, but any man that “appreciates” cock is obviously a HUGE faggot.

9 months ago

“Check the membership requirement” aka “read what fries makes up as he goes along...”

9 months ago

* NixonsGhost spills eggnog *

9 months ago

Is that what they call it nowadays?

9 months ago

JamesTKirk

The wine was a nice touch.

9 months ago

Yeah, Heather has really added a decorative flair this season.

9 months ago

* Magawd throws his Christmas shopping rage at every single motherfucker here *

9 months ago

You’re still not done shopping yet?

9 months ago

just get vouchers for everyone.... job sorted

9 months ago

I am now...

9 months ago

Meh, go with gift cards. Never fails.

9 months ago

That's lazy, the people I love get personally selected gifts that mean something. Everyone else gets Squats shit laden leotards thrown at them.

9 months ago

One word then: Amazon.

9 months ago

or Bondara . something for everyone

9 months ago

No way....if i can't touch it I'm not gifting it unless it is something I have already handled.

9 months ago

Yeah, that makes sense: use a British website even though you live in New Jersey. Smh what a fucking dumbass this limey is.

9 months ago

Besides Magawd, you can get almost anything from Amazon shipped to your house within two days. If you don’t like it, you’ve still got time to return it and buy something else.

9 months ago

* NixonsGhost checks mailbox for CCF hand selected love gift *

9 months ago

Wait, what!!??!!??

9 months ago

Sounds like you’re getting coal in your stocking this year, Milhouse.

9 months ago