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Old lady motorists #1

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by Jones

submitted December 4th 2017

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Sweet ride.
2 weeks ago
They all look the same
2 weeks ago
Why are you still here?
2 weeks ago
Your night shift at the website of misfit toys started 5 minutes ago.
2 weeks ago
Oh look...
2 weeks ago
We do have fun on other site
2 weeks ago
Bet part is even the people over there know fries is gay.
2 weeks ago
*Best
2 weeks ago
You don’t see the Coupe deVilles of that vintage much anymore.
2 weeks ago
What's the weird Caddy model that had the sloped back?
2 weeks ago
Uh, dunno. That’s too vague, cat.
2 weeks ago
The Eldorado maybe?
2 weeks ago
You slut!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Cadillac Catera?
2 weeks ago
fuck. I'll find it
2 weeks ago
Seville. 80s. My uncle had one I wanted so bad..
2 weeks ago
That Coupe de Ville is probably an ‘81 and has like 10,000 miles on it.
2 weeks ago
Seville is the answer
2 weeks ago
The Catera wasn’t sloped. Plus it was garbage.
2 weeks ago
https://i.imgur.com/A1GHleU.jpg
2 weeks ago
PRE Poster!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
There you have it.
2 weeks ago
That's like a two body trunk
2 weeks ago
:(
2 weeks ago
They had to cut back.
2 weeks ago
You're still a slut, Cap'n Fuck
2 weeks ago
Ya. And way to blow up a dome,
2 weeks ago
Hey, fuck you, postmaster loser!
2 weeks ago
That thing is ugly. That's why there are so few
2 weeks ago
Yeah, the Catera was basically a rebadged Opel Omega. My favorite was the Cadillac Alante https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53xewD_ru4
2 weeks ago
By! My season ticket seats were in that video!
2 weeks ago
Ya, that was the problem with GM, all of the overlapping models
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost shakes piggy bank and recounts postage scam winnings *
2 weeks ago
Sometimes I miss my Lincoln Zephyr. This was my exact car, still on the road being driven by my 22 year old cousin: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xIuJJ1fA2-E
2 weeks ago
When I worked at the General there were 9 divisions. Nine.
2 weeks ago
Jim, on Mecum Auctions the other night they sold a 1974 GMC Sprint. Talk about rare.
2 weeks ago
Buick, Chevy, Olds, Pontiac...uh...DONT TELL ME
2 weeks ago
GMC truck? Caddy...
2 weeks ago
* ClaudeBallz taps *
2 weeks ago
Saab and Oldsmobile.
2 weeks ago
I got Olds. Saab??
2 weeks ago
Right before Saab folded, they were bought by GM.
2 weeks ago
i did not know that
2 weeks ago
that's still on seven
2 weeks ago
Saab was owned by GM for over 20 years.
2 weeks ago
I'm guessing the other two divs were shitty Jap add ons
2 weeks ago
Lol. Very good, cat. You get credit for “Geo” with that.
2 weeks ago
It doesn't look like a Buick
2 weeks ago
You’re missing one you’ll never get.
2 weeks ago
Chevy?
2 weeks ago
ah......Saturn?
2 weeks ago
There you go.
2 weeks ago
Then some Swedish electric car company bought Saab in like 2011 and they went bankrupt. They’re making an electric car based on the 9-3 that’s supposed to start selling next year I think.
2 weeks ago
I Win!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
However, shortly after I “joined”, they folded Geo into Chevy....so it really leaves one.
2 weeks ago
I worked at a Saturn dealer for a year. Worst dealership I ever worked for.
2 weeks ago
I'm more interested in hearing about when they fired you.
2 weeks ago
Are they around still?
2 weeks ago
* ClaudeBallz pretends he's having a conversation in the 90s before Lord Google *
2 weeks ago
No, the Saturns went into the GM parts bin.
2 weeks ago
ya, I dated a girl that had one. I remember they had plastic fenders.
2 weeks ago
you could push it in with your hand *ba-bwoop*
2 weeks ago
I quit Saturn and went to work for the International Detailing Association.
2 weeks ago
And those of you weenies that are thinking the missing one is Hummer, think again...

And no, I wasn’t fired from GM. I took a role at Sun Microsystems.
2 weeks ago
Platics!!! The future is in plastics!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
there's another one...?
2 weeks ago
NixonsDik has the same typing skills.
2 weeks ago
* ClaudeBallz refuses to google it *
2 weeks ago
You won’t get it, cat.
2 weeks ago
Holden.
2 weeks ago
EMD or ElectroMotive Division
2 weeks ago
I pulled Saturn. Let me crack open some synapses
2 weeks ago
Who are they, the preds to Volt?
2 weeks ago
Holden, Opel, Daewoo, and Vauxhall didn’t count for me. I worked in North American Operations
2 weeks ago
Locomotives, cat.
2 weeks ago
Holden plant closed in october, unfortunately. Idk of they still have Vauxhall in the UK.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws EV1 at Cap'n Fuck *
2 weeks ago
Trains Don't Count!
2 weeks ago
Vauxhall and Adam Opel were sold to a more shittier European maker: Peugeot-Citroen in 2016.
2 weeks ago
Ugh.
2 weeks ago
Lol, it was still a division at the time, cat.
2 weeks ago
* Mako waits for fries to whine about how great French cars are. *
2 weeks ago
I saw an EV1 going over 100mph round the Milford pr0ving grounds before they released them. They were testing the regenerative brakes so they were essentially going around the track brake tourqing the thing. The track made it so they didn’t even steer them.
2 weeks ago
* ClaudeBallz burns steel down the street in his SD40-2 *
2 weeks ago
The Volt is fuckin lightning off the line because of the electric motor, but it’s all torque and no horsepower.
2 weeks ago
* tinski jumps on my pedal Peugeot moped and fucks off *
2 weeks ago
And *sssh* yours truly wrote the models to choose which dealers sold the EV1s in CA first.
2 weeks ago
All that matters is winning off the line
2 weeks ago
* JamesTKirk does burnouts on NixonsDiks front lawn. *
2 weeks ago
So why they stop producing the EV1and junck them, Cap'n?
2 weeks ago
I need the inside scoop
2 weeks ago
Yeah, it flies off the line for 60 or 70 feet and then even my Grand Cherokee would pass it.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost takes Cap'n Fuck's tricycle and locks it up in tne garage *
2 weeks ago
EV-1 was a threat to the oil industry. GM says they had a hard time finding parts for it.
2 weeks ago
They never intended to sell them actually. It was an experiment to see if they would work in real driving conditions. Remember, this was in 1995. Not such great software to manage the electrics. Shit burned up and they weren’t so efficient. I will say tho that there was some incredible mechanical engineering in them for their time.
2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Those Fucks!!!!!
2 weeks ago
The EV-1 was basically the right car at the wrong time, I think. You could only lease and not buy them, and when the leases were up, GM crushed the car. Francis Ford Coppola has one in his collection but Idk if it’s driveable.
2 weeks ago
Someone said to me once that there was enough petro-carbons in them to make them negatively impact oil consumption. Aka, use more oil to make them.
2 weeks ago
Battery recycling wasn’t what it is today, too.
2 weeks ago
When I finished EV1 I went over to work on what became OnStar.
2 weeks ago
The EV-1 had some creature comforts that are standard today...included a keyless entry and ignition system, a special one-way thermal glass for better heat rejection on sunny days, an automated tire pressure loss warning system, electric power steering, etc. And this was in the 90’s.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost telnets Cap'n Fuck's system for schematics and as built drawings to begin custom fabrication of a 7/8 replica of an EV1 *
2 weeks ago
I have a firewall rule that drops packets from anyone super ionizing their payloads.
2 weeks ago
* ClaudeBallz puts more EVOO on his salad *
2 weeks ago
I hate when people super ionize their payloads.
2 weeks ago
* JamesTKirk uses West Texas Intermediate for his salad. *
2 weeks ago
That's why I mediocre ionize payloads
2 weeks ago
* Mako uses a Balsamic aged 12 years and Filippo Berrio EVOO. *
2 weeks ago
* ClaudeBallz laughs at how fat Rachel Ray is *
2 weeks ago
When I met her she was probably a size 4 at the most. She’s gotta be about a size 14 by now.
2 weeks ago
Well that explains it.
2 weeks ago
That was in 2005, dude. She got married later that year...which probably explains it.
2 weeks ago
Ya, well I met Alton Brown once and he got skinnier. Now who broke whose heart?
2 weeks ago
Plus she’s what, 48? Probably going through menopause.
2 weeks ago
i dunno, but she's probably 5'0, so.....
2 weeks ago
Yeah, that’s about right. And I just looked, she’s 49, so probably going through menopause and doesn’t give a shit anymore.
2 weeks ago
You don't have a cooking show and get thinner!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
She gained weight...... FOR.......A.........COOKOUT!!!!!
2 weeks ago
oh ya? Then how do you explain Paula Deen, ya'll?
2 weeks ago
Drugs.
2 weeks ago
Paula Deen? Meh, old skool redneck is how I’d explain her.
2 weeks ago
Either that or she’s just plain nuts...y’all.
2 weeks ago
Butter and Niggers, Mako. Butter and Niggers.
2 weeks ago
Good title for a book. I read something about her flipping out in her 20’s and she didn’t leave her house for a year or something. Probably agoraphobia.
2 weeks ago
By definition. Sow, Martha Stewart was quite fetching in her youth, I just discovered.
2 weeks ago
Is this an erudite site or what?
2 weeks ago
FOR A COOKOUT!
2 weeks ago
Martha got rich when she was young by modeling for Chanel. Odd fact: she babysat Yogi Berra’s and Mickey Mantle’s kids when she was a teen.
2 weeks ago
ya, I saw an interview she did with Harvey Levin. She's pretty chill; talks casually about the joint, smoking a joint, smoking Snoop's joint.
2 weeks ago
And cooking.... for a cookout!!!!!
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws Rachel Ray in the oven at 425 for three hours *
2 weeks ago
Martha’s a tad...eccentric. For my taste, anyway. You can tell she’s been counting money her whole life.
2 weeks ago
Something tells me she's a Good thing in the sack though....
2 weeks ago
Read her Twitter feed some time and you’ll see what I’m talking about. She says some pretty odd shit.
2 weeks ago
She claims to have been struck by lightning three times, so maybe that had an effect.
2 weeks ago
oh I think she's biatshit. But those are the freaky deeks
2 weeks ago
Everybody’s had that batshit crazy chick in their life that was amazing in bed. Mine lied about having cancer, constantly called the police on me in the middle of the night while I was asleep, and moved to six different states in three years.
2 weeks ago
I had one toss a hamster in its cage out her bedroom window in the winter time because is was running on its wheel and keeper her up
2 weeks ago
And another one sic'd her great Dane on me and it took all my strength to hold its neck up and off my throat.
2 weeks ago
Oh, I bet her pussy felt like Jesus though.
2 weeks ago
it was like crack. I knew it was very bad for me but i couldn't get enough.
2 weeks ago
NATRICE!
2 weeks ago
This chick had an obsession with organic architecture and had artisitic talent. She made an amazing engraving of Fallingwater just from memory and had books books of graph paper with floor plans of homes she designed.
2 weeks ago
*books & books. Fuckin autocorrect doesn’t like ampersand I guess.
2 weeks ago
I preferred to date girls who couldn't read.
2 weeks ago
I dated a couple of those. They were both strippers, unfortunately.
2 weeks ago
i have a buddy who worked at Ratheon which was acquired by hughes aircraft which in turn was acquired by GM..anyway,my buddy,not the savviest of automotive connoisseurs,went in the for "GM employee discount" and picked himself up a saturn..a fuckin green one..that thing was the biggest piece of shit besides maybe a yugo theres ever been.
GM is a rubbish brand and always has been..at least since the 70s.
2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t say that. They’ve made some great vehicles and some really shitty vehicles. I had a 99 Lumina in my fleet that went 636,000 miles before we scrapped it, as well a ‘04 Buick Park Ave that was fifty grand brand new that we constantly had trouble with. It’s just that you just get what you pay for when it comes to cars, in most cases.
2 weeks ago
actually I am going to be buying a new(ish) truck pretty soon here...I could spend 45k plus on an F150 or silverado or ram or I could save about 10k and buy a toyota tundra and get a better truck..at least in terms of reliability.So in that case..id be getting more for less..dont care that the proceeds go to those evil octopuss in the cunt japs either...they still place a higher priority of customer satisfaction.
2 weeks ago
*on
2 weeks ago
I had a Tundra as a plow truck. Things rarely broke on it, but when they did, parts were hard to come buy and outrageously expensive. On the other hand, I also had a Silverado. Not the most reliable truck, but parts were cheap and just about anybody could work on it, myself included. They both got shitty mileage and both had the same size engine. The Silverado was a beater but I got it cheap because it had a bad kickdown cable and bracket that I fixed with the help of a friend. My point is, it’s gonna cost you eventually no matter what it is.
2 weeks ago
I have an 01 tundra now..206k..interior has no holes or rips..most things are in working order minus the little bulbs i didnt bother changing out..the worst this i could say about my current truck is the clear coat wasnt for shit (14 years then fail..but i see it on a lot of sun drenched cars out here) and my mileage,based on my ledfootin ways,aint nothing to write home about.
2 weeks ago
And be careful with Toyota, because they nickel and dime your the dumbest options that are standard on a lot of other vehicles. Also, Toyota’s in my experience have a much higher purchase price than similarly equipped vehicles...that yes, are probably less reliable.
2 weeks ago
on a minimal traffic'd stretch of highway,I can get up to 19ish..around where i live,i dip down into the 10s
also fries is a tally whacker
2 weeks ago
*you for
2 weeks ago
ive done copious amounts of research already and know precisely the truck im after..im also buying outright so there can be no "we can get you that truecoat,uber sealskin floormats,bey's pussy air freshener,deluxe tool kit,tim tim GPS,rub on bedliner and flourescent flood headlamps if you finance for 108 months @ 13.3% apr
2 weeks ago
And all Toyota products do get great mileage. My RX 350 has 154,000 miles on it and still averages about 25 mpg. I bought my cars more out of necessity, though. When I need groceries and it snowed 12 inches the night before and is still snowing 3 inches an hour, or if my tenant calls because the hot water tank died, I need to get places. My Mercedes SLK wouldn’t be much help, and my Lincoln was terrible in the winter out here.
2 weeks ago
The Lexus does okay in that mess of snow, but the Grand Cherokee has been the best in the winter, even better than my plow trucks were.
2 weeks ago
jeeps are good for rugged terrain..so i assume theyd do good in snow..though im snowgnorant ..i havent even felt the snow in 40 years..filthy cold crap
2 weeks ago
And I’ve got Michelin all season tires on the Jeep, too. Ya know the thing about winters here is that we get the lake effect off of both lake erie and ontario sometimes. Back in Syracuse it came off of Ontario only, and usually stayed to the north. Out here it’s also very flat because this area is known as an escarpment, so it gets really windy and blows the snow all over the place. Having traction is one thing, but when you can only see 10 feet in front of you, that’s a whole nother ballgame.
2 weeks ago
You have $45K sitting around and your skipping out on my repair fees??!!!
2 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!!
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost raises prices *
2 weeks ago
No, wait till you get that corporate tax break!
2 weeks ago
Reminds me of Florida.
2 weeks ago
I keep reading that as "old lady moisturizer"
2 weeks ago
You're looking at your shopping list dumbass
2 weeks ago
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