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Cheese Selection

Aged cheese sampled in two varieties. Cock-cheese, and minge-cheese.

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by makodragon

submitted December 2nd 2017

59 comments
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comments (59)
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

--possum, 2017
2 weeks ago
It’s only smellz
2 weeks ago
'Only' smellz? Bruh... you wanna be the guy to try it and see if it 'only' smells? Never mind, we already got someone who should know what it tastes like.

FRIES? I got a question for you...
2 weeks ago
okay so i've gone down on a grand total of nine chicks...smell and taste report:

2 of 9: holy hell nice!
5 of 9: no problem
2 of nine: omg it still smells and tastes like that even straight out of the bath?....
* possum thinks of england and dives in anyway *


2 weeks ago
the first 2 of nine....man i cant even describe it, except that it made me cum in my jorts
2 weeks ago
(luckily one of the two was deadwife)
2 weeks ago
um, from back when she was still alive i mean...

* possum errms off *
2 weeks ago
sorry...
2 weeks ago
Stop whatever drugs you are using.
2 weeks ago
all of them?
2 weeks ago
dude, most of them are just to keep mice elf alive...
2 weeks ago
The ones that the Feds would deem “unlawful”.
2 weeks ago
nope - blood pressure stuff, anti-depressants, anti-i-wanna-be-a-punky
2 weeks ago
thats bout it
2 weeks ago
"unlawful" stuff i still do :
1 - weed (after a long layoff, having re funfun with it now)
2 - i sometimes "steal" my mom's car keys just so i dont have to ride shotgun
2 weeks ago
Hmmm, I should have included booze too, but I’m more curious as to your last AA meeting.
2 weeks ago
ps: I have the bp / cholesterol combo going myself....
2 weeks ago
i just put all of those med reports on full persona status and carrion
2 weeks ago
jim- i still go to those meetings, even though the wheels have totally come off of my personal wagon...
almost everyone at AA has had a Very Interesting Life
2 weeks ago
my current best friend there used to be a groupie for April Wine
2 weeks ago
weed engaged
2 weeks ago
Possum, I'm sure the number of dudes you've gone down on with a report would prove to be far more intetesting.....
2 weeks ago
Hahaha that's pretty bad.
2 weeks ago
no it's just not applicable, since i havent ever
2 weeks ago
I find that the bigger the bush, the worse the taste. Nicely shorn pubes on a woman is where it’s at.
2 weeks ago
* possum gets runoff by nixon projecting his latent sexuality *
2 weeks ago
Whoops
2 weeks ago
can i sub weird music vids now?
2 weeks ago
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
i really wanna, but jones might hurt me
2 weeks ago
...
2 weeks ago
Dude!!!!
2 weeks ago
My bad experiences with going down on a chick wasn't so much how much hair, but their hygiene in general. One was a chick that maybe just got into a shower to get wet then got out. The other was a filthy, chain smoking hog.
2 weeks ago
The nicest pussy I ever ate was on a fairly bushy chick, but then again, she was a virgin and kind of a neat freak.
2 weeks ago
Gotta remember, what goes into your body comes out eventually. Even diet has an effect on how men and women taste.
2 weeks ago
Plus I find that if she takes the extra time to manicure her bush, she’ll probably make an effort to smell and taste better, too.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws Dick Cheese at all you fuckers *
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isTLd2tFP7w&app=desktop
2 weeks ago
Well any chick that can at least give half a damn about grooming herself shouldn't have poor hygiene, at least that's what I would assume.
2 weeks ago
Don't assume.... you'll make an ass out of you, jones, fries, and mako
2 weeks ago
Exactly, iagayd.
2 weeks ago
I just can't imagine a chick with a hairy bush smelling/tasting remotely decent at all, at any given time of a day.
2 weeks ago
Fuck you... I LOVE the assumption game!
2 weeks ago
Pro tip... Google "richard cheese" instead of "dick cheese"
2 weeks ago
That makes so much more sense now. Aaaaaand, I feel like an idiot, for never getting that...
2 weeks ago
Assumption junction...... what's your function......
2 weeks ago
Eat'n rotten pussy au gratin...
2 weeks ago
Richard Cheese does big band versions of modern songs.
2 weeks ago
I've heard of him, but I never thought of calling him Dick for some reason.
2 weeks ago
Wildly appropriate for this thread: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7D-075Z1iU
2 weeks ago
“CHEESE EVERYWHERE!”
2 weeks ago
Punky alt confirmed!!!!
2 weeks ago
Oh, don’t you dare group me in with that fuckin’ Martian.
2 weeks ago
Hahaha
2 weeks ago
i think the only way i would be willing to go down on that would be it it was a scandinavian nun because then it would be Swiss cheese and Swiss cheese is holy.
2 weeks ago
Welcome back
2 weeks ago
A 2 year lurker...

He is the chosen one!
2 weeks ago
well, duh, now send me money i need a rolls royce or two.
2 weeks ago
recover password
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