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Cheese Selection

Aged cheese sampled in two varieties. Cock-cheese, and minge-cheese.

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by makodragon

submitted December 2nd 2017

61 comments
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"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

--possum, 2017
7 months ago
It’s only smellz
7 months ago
'Only' smellz? Bruh... you wanna be the guy to try it and see if it 'only' smells? Never mind, we already got someone who should know what it tastes like.

FRIES? I got a question for you...
7 months ago
okay so i've gone down on a grand total of nine chicks...smell and taste report:

2 of 9: holy hell nice!
5 of 9: no problem
2 of nine: omg it still smells and tastes like that even straight out of the bath?....
* possum thinks of england and dives in anyway *


6 months ago
the first 2 of nine....man i cant even describe it, except that it made me cum in my jorts
6 months ago
(luckily one of the two was deadwife)
6 months ago
um, from back when she was still alive i mean...

* possum errms off *
6 months ago
sorry...
6 months ago
Stop whatever drugs you are using.
6 months ago
all of them?
6 months ago
dude, most of them are just to keep mice elf alive...
6 months ago
The ones that the Feds would deem “unlawful”.
6 months ago
nope - blood pressure stuff, anti-depressants, anti-i-wanna-be-a-punky
6 months ago
thats bout it
6 months ago
"unlawful" stuff i still do :
1 - weed (after a long layoff, having re funfun with it now)
2 - i sometimes "steal" my mom's car keys just so i dont have to ride shotgun
6 months ago
Hmmm, I should have included booze too, but I’m more curious as to your last AA meeting.
6 months ago
ps: I have the bp / cholesterol combo going myself....
6 months ago
i just put all of those med reports on full persona status and carrion
6 months ago
jim- i still go to those meetings, even though the wheels have totally come off of my personal wagon...
almost everyone at AA has had a Very Interesting Life
6 months ago
my current best friend there used to be a groupie for April Wine
6 months ago
weed engaged
6 months ago
Possum, I'm sure the number of dudes you've gone down on with a report would prove to be far more intetesting.....
6 months ago
Hahaha that's pretty bad.
6 months ago
no it's just not applicable, since i havent ever
6 months ago
I find that the bigger the bush, the worse the taste. Nicely shorn pubes on a woman is where it’s at.
6 months ago
* possum gets runoff by nixon projecting his latent sexuality *
6 months ago
Whoops
6 months ago
can i sub weird music vids now?
6 months ago
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
i really wanna, but jones might hurt me
6 months ago
...
6 months ago
Dude!!!!
6 months ago
My bad experiences with going down on a chick wasn't so much how much hair, but their hygiene in general. One was a chick that maybe just got into a shower to get wet then got out. The other was a filthy, chain smoking hog.
6 months ago
The nicest pussy I ever ate was on a fairly bushy chick, but then again, she was a virgin and kind of a neat freak.
6 months ago
Gotta remember, what goes into your body comes out eventually. Even diet has an effect on how men and women taste.
6 months ago
Plus I find that if she takes the extra time to manicure her bush, she’ll probably make an effort to smell and taste better, too.
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Dick Cheese at all you fuckers *
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isTLd2tFP7w&app=desktop
6 months ago
Well any chick that can at least give half a damn about grooming herself shouldn't have poor hygiene, at least that's what I would assume.
6 months ago
Don't assume.... you'll make an ass out of you, jones, fries, and mako
6 months ago
Exactly, iagayd.
6 months ago
I just can't imagine a chick with a hairy bush smelling/tasting remotely decent at all, at any given time of a day.
6 months ago
Fuck you... I LOVE the assumption game!
6 months ago
Pro tip... Google "richard cheese" instead of "dick cheese"
6 months ago
That makes so much more sense now. Aaaaaand, I feel like an idiot, for never getting that...
6 months ago
Assumption junction...... what's your function......
6 months ago
Eat'n rotten pussy au gratin...
6 months ago
Richard Cheese does big band versions of modern songs.
6 months ago
I've heard of him, but I never thought of calling him Dick for some reason.
6 months ago
Wildly appropriate for this thread: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7D-075Z1iU
6 months ago
“CHEESE EVERYWHERE!”
6 months ago
Punky alt confirmed!!!!
6 months ago
Oh, don’t you dare group me in with that fuckin’ Martian.
6 months ago
Hahaha
6 months ago
i think the only way i would be willing to go down on that would be it it was a scandinavian nun because then it would be Swiss cheese and Swiss cheese is holy.
6 months ago
Welcome back
6 months ago
A 2 year lurker...

He is the chosen one!
6 months ago
well, duh, now send me money i need a rolls royce or two.
6 months ago
sub a photo of you and your 'green dildo', faggot. Don't forget your sign, you pothead.
6 months ago
see how it's done?

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6 months ago
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