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Feminism with Bear Grylls Ep 1

No patriarchy to blame out here bitches

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by Jones

submitted November 24th 2017

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They'd be cannibalising within two weeks.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws a two week expired lunchable at CCF *
11 months ago
Lunchable? Those are for little kids, Nix.
11 months ago
Exactly
11 months ago
Why don’t you have a seat over there...
11 months ago
CCF SAID HE WAS 29!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
* Magawd prepares spaghetti O cannon *
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost moterboats over to the ladies island and motorboats *
11 months ago
Bring a case of ramen noodles and you could be king.
11 months ago
FUCK YOU, MAGGIE!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GfW00RCpg
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost starts camp fire by rubbing two punky links together *
11 months ago
Effective way to do it, but smellz bad.
11 months ago
careful, Nixy. You might get burnt.
11 months ago
* Jones watches in horror as an old senile man sits on the ground rubbing two handfuls of shit together *
11 months ago
Lol iz only smellz
11 months ago
IZ ONLY FIREZ!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
*

Jones watches in horror as an old senile man surrounded by 15 British women sits on the ground rubbing two handfuls of shit together *

2 minutes ago

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11 months ago
Verse 1]
Your head's like a haunted house
A tutti frutti written over the caption
Miss diagnosis a-with-a the mostest
Cue the evil smile
Desperation can led to madness
De-de-degradation is a must
The A, B, C's of leprosy

[Chorus 1]
Need a hand? Take mine
We're subleem, sublime
Fake apologize
Fucks in short supply

[Verse 2]
Too late, too slick, too young
Gag the bag reflex, spoken tongues
Séance, say what?
Say man, don't even think about it
Push the pest-aside
Xanadu's and xanadont's
Edumacate me, copulate me
A dirty trick and it's making me sick (Urgh!)

[Chorus 2]
(You okay?) I'm fine
Let's go! Is my sign
We're subleem, sublime
G-g-g-goddamn crime
11 months ago
I'M KING OF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
As long as you get firez started.
11 months ago
* Jones grabs the conk and scampers *
11 months ago
*conch
11 months ago
SUCK

ON

MY

9ER..

YOU

FUCKWAD'S!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
11 months ago
Conch sucker^
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost seizures *
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLcnfp9s_M
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws personal Q Bert high score at CCF *
11 months ago
* PunkyBruiser KICKS NIXON IN HIS USELESS NUTSAC!! *
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVXWFiXq9TI&app=desktop
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost drives punky to the hospital to have his broken foot fixed *
11 months ago
BALLS OF STEEL,
11 months ago
Broseph
11 months ago
* possum could eventually play Arcade-version Qbert for over an hour on one quarter *


yes, it made me nearly irresistible to hot USD college chicks...

11 months ago
u of sodak, that is
11 months ago
YEAH! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqAVuE524Gk
11 months ago
this flick is Highly Accurate when it comes to Minn/Dak culture
11 months ago
white trash ftw!
11 months ago
I drove through North Dakota on my way to Wyoming during my first trucking job. Everybody was pleasant to me, but I’m from the northeast...where nobody is pleasant.
11 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/tilz82L.jpg
11 months ago
owh boy
11 months ago
that penis has the true coat..... no doubt
11 months ago
Goddamn liar charges extra for that
11 months ago
Yeah but that true coat!!!
11 months ago
You're gonna need it
11 months ago
That true coat is funny lookin’ tho.
11 months ago
You're bold faced liar... a FUCKING liar
11 months ago
You’re darn tootin’ he is!
11 months ago
fuck you faggot's!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0unuTSGXU
11 months ago
How's your broken foot, bitch?
11 months ago
too bad you suckass@ROCK-N-ASS..NIGGER!!
11 months ago
music video spam full abort...

nite nite
11 months ago
FUCK OFF, POSS!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgPhQ8V146s
11 months ago
jk. I hate you, nigger.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4S0XWPMgQ
11 months ago
FUCK YOU, NIXY
11 months ago
Don't email me ever again!!
11 months ago
What about taking you to the hospital?
11 months ago
Relax broseph!!!!!
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost punky spams punky's inbox *
11 months ago
don't make me smack you, nigger!!
11 months ago
Was it the queef comment?
11 months ago
I love you, broseph!!??
11 months ago
Or the mp3 comment?
11 months ago
I L9VE TNIS PLACE!!!
11 months ago
FUCK YOU, POSS!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wjJ1ZUDwOo
11 months ago
How’s your foot, Punky?
11 months ago
FINE THEN, NIGGER!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOLb71Rk8E
11 months ago
anybody else catch that stealth smerf-like?
11 months ago
FUCK YOU GOD!!! FIGHT ME, FAGGOT!!!!
11 months ago
YOU CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER!!
11 months ago
God said he’ll meet you at that “Stone’s River Mall” shithole.
11 months ago
KILL YOUR CHILDREN, YOU PUSSY FUCK!!!
11 months ago
You’re one of his children, you dumbass.
11 months ago
FUCK YOU, SHARKO!!
11 months ago
Lol God’s gonna fuck you up
11 months ago
ARE YOU A DUMBASS GOD LOVER?
11 months ago
EAT MY SHIT, FAGGOT!!
11 months ago
Better get over to the mall, Darrin. Or you know who will come looking for ya!
11 months ago
*Darin

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT, SHARKO!
11 months ago
Sorry, Darryl.
11 months ago
I'm drunk. Fuck you!!
11 months ago
Same shit, different day.
11 months ago
EAT ME RAW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C9OfBcjyxKY
11 months ago
Why?
11 months ago
Just because, you eggplant!
11 months ago
BOOOM?
11 months ago
Well that’s hardly a good reason.
11 months ago
8P
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM
11 months ago
I don’t understand. Use your words, Punky.
11 months ago
ha!
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3S_qqhL_4A
11 months ago
People don’t watch your links, Derrick. I thought you knew this by now.
11 months ago
Huh... Yep, same bunch of fuckwits arguing here.

Anything actually change?
11 months ago
Nah, it’s just that Punky’s started using computer duster to get high and only communicates through YouTube links. They usually have nothing to do with the topic at hand, so it’s best to ignore him at this point.
11 months ago
@Nixy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgIJatX2uug
11 months ago
...pretty sure I don't pay attention to him already, so no big changes
11 months ago
you're an ugly fuck, smerf!
11 months ago
And Bono created a carbon copy version of this site that’s full of reposts from this site and straycrayons.com rejects. He claims it’s somehow “better,” but it’s even more boring than the people here.
11 months ago
Plus whunh’s is over there. You don’t have to deal with his retarded bullshit here. Turns out he and fries have been dating long-distance anyway.
11 months ago
"BONO"

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Dude's a fuckin' virgin!!🌈
11 months ago
you fuckin' nigger's!
11 months ago
Mako, I'm completely unshocked that those two would find love in each other's digital arms
11 months ago
Fries wants me just for my looks and my body, but I don’t swing that way. He keeps trying though.
11 months ago
Oy, sharkboy. How's life?
11 months ago
Not bad, really. Sold my share in the taxi company and sold the limos, too. Moved about 130 miles west to a town just outside Buffalo and bought a couple income properties. I might go back to work next year as a financial advisor, but I have to get certified first. Other than that, I’m okay but I had a high PSA count after my last blood test, so my urologist wants me to have a biopsy.
11 months ago
Well, that's why they do blood tests. I'm just waiting on my new job to start next month
11 months ago
Oh, that isn’t even the half of it: my kidney failed but thatbwas cause I had to pass a stone, and then my thyroid stopped working. I feel good, though. What’s the new job gonna be like?
11 months ago
Less injured workers, a longer commute and a larger paycheck
11 months ago
Doesn’t sound too bad. You still in Washington?
11 months ago
yeah
11 months ago
Cool. You should come around more often, man. Yak pretty much abandoned us and we don’t have a mod, but things could be worse.
11 months ago
yak=normal love

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzL4zjeoDc
11 months ago
EEEEEEEEE!
11 months ago
Meh, yak sucks, but I get that he needs to do other things to make money.
11 months ago
Probably had to get a real job. Idk if he’s still into Bitcoin, but he would’ve made out pretty well over this summer.
11 months ago
he works for estee lauder now i think
11 months ago
You’d be surprised what they pay...I have a cousin in NYC that works in advertising for Revlon.
11 months ago
Cut to the guys and they already have a skyscraper and starbucks
11 months ago
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