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Feminism with Bear Grylls Ep 1

No patriarchy to blame out here bitches

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by Jones

submitted November 24th 2017

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They'd be cannibalising within two weeks.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws a two week expired lunchable at CCF *
3 weeks ago
Lunchable? Those are for little kids, Nix.
3 weeks ago
Exactly
3 weeks ago
Why don’t you have a seat over there...
3 weeks ago
CCF SAID HE WAS 29!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
* Magawd prepares spaghetti O cannon *
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost moterboats over to the ladies island and motorboats *
3 weeks ago
Bring a case of ramen noodles and you could be king.
3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU, MAGGIE!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GfW00RCpg
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost starts camp fire by rubbing two punky links together *
3 weeks ago
Effective way to do it, but smellz bad.
3 weeks ago
careful, Nixy. You might get burnt.
3 weeks ago
* Jones watches in horror as an old senile man sits on the ground rubbing two handfuls of shit together *
3 weeks ago
Lol iz only smellz
3 weeks ago
IZ ONLY FIREZ!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
*

Jones watches in horror as an old senile man surrounded by 15 British women sits on the ground rubbing two handfuls of shit together *

2 minutes ago

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3 weeks ago
Verse 1]
Your head's like a haunted house
A tutti frutti written over the caption
Miss diagnosis a-with-a the mostest
Cue the evil smile
Desperation can led to madness
De-de-degradation is a must
The A, B, C's of leprosy

[Chorus 1]
Need a hand? Take mine
We're subleem, sublime
Fake apologize
Fucks in short supply

[Verse 2]
Too late, too slick, too young
Gag the bag reflex, spoken tongues
Séance, say what?
Say man, don't even think about it
Push the pest-aside
Xanadu's and xanadont's
Edumacate me, copulate me
A dirty trick and it's making me sick (Urgh!)

[Chorus 2]
(You okay?) I'm fine
Let's go! Is my sign
We're subleem, sublime
G-g-g-goddamn crime
3 weeks ago
I'M KING OF THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
As long as you get firez started.
3 weeks ago
* Jones grabs the conk and scampers *
3 weeks ago
*conch
3 weeks ago
SUCK

ON

MY

9ER..

YOU

FUCKWAD'S!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
3 weeks ago
Conch sucker^
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost seizures *
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLcnfp9s_M
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws personal Q Bert high score at CCF *
3 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser KICKS NIXON IN HIS USELESS NUTSAC!! *
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVXWFiXq9TI&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost drives punky to the hospital to have his broken foot fixed *
3 weeks ago
BALLS OF STEEL,
3 weeks ago
Broseph
3 weeks ago
* possum could eventually play Arcade-version Qbert for over an hour on one quarter *


yes, it made me nearly irresistible to hot USD college chicks...

3 weeks ago
u of sodak, that is
3 weeks ago
YEAH! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqAVuE524Gk
3 weeks ago
this flick is Highly Accurate when it comes to Minn/Dak culture
3 weeks ago
white trash ftw!
3 weeks ago
I drove through North Dakota on my way to Wyoming during my first trucking job. Everybody was pleasant to me, but I’m from the northeast...where nobody is pleasant.
3 weeks ago
https://i.imgur.com/tilz82L.jpg
3 weeks ago
owh boy
3 weeks ago
that penis has the true coat..... no doubt
3 weeks ago
Goddamn liar charges extra for that
3 weeks ago
Yeah but that true coat!!!
3 weeks ago
You're gonna need it
3 weeks ago
That true coat is funny lookin’ tho.
3 weeks ago
You're bold faced liar... a FUCKING liar
3 weeks ago
You’re darn tootin’ he is!
3 weeks ago
fuck you faggot's!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0unuTSGXU
3 weeks ago
How's your broken foot, bitch?
3 weeks ago
too bad you suckass@ROCK-N-ASS..NIGGER!!
3 weeks ago
music video spam full abort...

nite nite
3 weeks ago
FUCK OFF, POSS!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgPhQ8V146s
3 weeks ago
jk. I hate you, nigger.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4S0XWPMgQ
3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU, NIXY
3 weeks ago
Don't email me ever again!!
3 weeks ago
What about taking you to the hospital?
3 weeks ago
Relax broseph!!!!!
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost punky spams punky's inbox *
3 weeks ago
don't make me smack you, nigger!!
3 weeks ago
Was it the queef comment?
3 weeks ago
I love you, broseph!!??
3 weeks ago
Or the mp3 comment?
3 weeks ago
I L9VE TNIS PLACE!!!
3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU, POSS!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wjJ1ZUDwOo
3 weeks ago
How’s your foot, Punky?
3 weeks ago
FINE THEN, NIGGER!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOLb71Rk8E
3 weeks ago
anybody else catch that stealth smerf-like?
3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU GOD!!! FIGHT ME, FAGGOT!!!!
3 weeks ago
YOU CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER!!
3 weeks ago
God said he’ll meet you at that “Stone’s River Mall” shithole.
3 weeks ago
KILL YOUR CHILDREN, YOU PUSSY FUCK!!!
3 weeks ago
You’re one of his children, you dumbass.
3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU, SHARKO!!
3 weeks ago
Lol God’s gonna fuck you up
3 weeks ago
ARE YOU A DUMBASS GOD LOVER?
3 weeks ago
EAT MY SHIT, FAGGOT!!
3 weeks ago
Better get over to the mall, Darrin. Or you know who will come looking for ya!
3 weeks ago
*Darin

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT, SHARKO!
3 weeks ago
Sorry, Darryl.
3 weeks ago
I'm drunk. Fuck you!!
3 weeks ago
Same shit, different day.
3 weeks ago
EAT ME RAW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C9OfBcjyxKY
3 weeks ago
Why?
3 weeks ago
Just because, you eggplant!
3 weeks ago
BOOOM?
3 weeks ago
Well that’s hardly a good reason.
3 weeks ago
8P
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM
3 weeks ago
I don’t understand. Use your words, Punky.
3 weeks ago
ha!
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3S_qqhL_4A
3 weeks ago
People don’t watch your links, Derrick. I thought you knew this by now.
3 weeks ago
Huh... Yep, same bunch of fuckwits arguing here.

Anything actually change?
3 weeks ago
Nah, it’s just that Punky’s started using computer duster to get high and only communicates through YouTube links. They usually have nothing to do with the topic at hand, so it’s best to ignore him at this point.
3 weeks ago
@Nixy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgIJatX2uug
3 weeks ago
...pretty sure I don't pay attention to him already, so no big changes
3 weeks ago
you're an ugly fuck, smerf!
3 weeks ago
And Bono created a carbon copy version of this site that’s full of reposts from this site and straycrayons.com rejects. He claims it’s somehow “better,” but it’s even more boring than the people here.
3 weeks ago
Plus whunh’s is over there. You don’t have to deal with his retarded bullshit here. Turns out he and fries have been dating long-distance anyway.
3 weeks ago
"BONO"

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Dude's a fuckin' virgin!!🌈
3 weeks ago
you fuckin' nigger's!
3 weeks ago
Mako, I'm completely unshocked that those two would find love in each other's digital arms
3 weeks ago
Fries wants me just for my looks and my body, but I don’t swing that way. He keeps trying though.
3 weeks ago
Oy, sharkboy. How's life?
3 weeks ago
Not bad, really. Sold my share in the taxi company and sold the limos, too. Moved about 130 miles west to a town just outside Buffalo and bought a couple income properties. I might go back to work next year as a financial advisor, but I have to get certified first. Other than that, I’m okay but I had a high PSA count after my last blood test, so my urologist wants me to have a biopsy.
3 weeks ago
Well, that's why they do blood tests. I'm just waiting on my new job to start next month
3 weeks ago
Oh, that isn’t even the half of it: my kidney failed but thatbwas cause I had to pass a stone, and then my thyroid stopped working. I feel good, though. What’s the new job gonna be like?
3 weeks ago
Less injured workers, a longer commute and a larger paycheck
3 weeks ago
Doesn’t sound too bad. You still in Washington?
3 weeks ago
yeah
3 weeks ago
Cool. You should come around more often, man. Yak pretty much abandoned us and we don’t have a mod, but things could be worse.
3 weeks ago
yak=normal love

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzL4zjeoDc
3 weeks ago
EEEEEEEEE!
3 weeks ago
Meh, yak sucks, but I get that he needs to do other things to make money.
3 weeks ago
Probably had to get a real job. Idk if he’s still into Bitcoin, but he would’ve made out pretty well over this summer.
3 weeks ago
he works for estee lauder now i think
3 weeks ago
You’d be surprised what they pay...I have a cousin in NYC that works in advertising for Revlon.
3 weeks ago
Cut to the guys and they already have a skyscraper and starbucks
3 weeks ago
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