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Kirk's fuckin brine bucket 2017

Back to basics this year. Brewed the brine and cooled before inserting the avian creature. Fuck all of you. I hate almost all of you. Suck my cock.

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by JamesTKirk

submitted November 22nd 2017

242 comments
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Kirk's fuckin brine bucket 2017
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claude pee makes it special.
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZtxaZ782Q
11 months ago
And goddamn, is that a lot of bay leaves.
11 months ago
My Nigga
11 months ago
I like how dis nigga listed all the ingredients an shit...they’d make for a nice bouquet garni.
11 months ago
JamesTGein
11 months ago
That's not Turkey!!!!!
11 months ago
Missing neighbor mystery solved!!!!!
11 months ago
I have the Ed Gein action figure. I should put it on eBay and see what I can get for it.
11 months ago
Pics or you're a liar..... again!!!!
11 months ago
I’m not going down to my basement and rooting around through all my collectibles just so you can have proof. Spectre studios made a few of them in the serial killer series: John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, etc.
11 months ago
Busted.
11 months ago
I knew it......
11 months ago
Haha
11 months ago
And what do you collect, besides dust?
11 months ago
Does regret and painful memories count?
11 months ago
I have the JAWS action figure, too, but nobody wants to see an action figure of a shark.
11 months ago
And I’m on my Ipad too, so Idk if I can upload imgur pics from this thing.
11 months ago
Reach accross the bed and use Fries' kindle while he's sleeping. He'll never know....
11 months ago
Hahahahaha
11 months ago
My old lady is using the laptop atm. She’ll just love if I go “Sweetie, I know you’re looking up data on patients so they can live longer, but I need to post a pic of a shark action figure. Promise I’ll give it right back to ya.”
11 months ago
6 hours later....



11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJUtTIHNVA
11 months ago
They made a Charles Manson action figure too, but didn’t they say it’s unknown if he actually killed anybody?
11 months ago
I believe the current thought is he didn't do the actual killing himself.
11 months ago
Right, that it was his followers, but he influenced then to commit murder, so that’s conspiracy to commit murder, which he was convicted of.
11 months ago
But they were never gonna grant parole to a guy that said shit like this anyway https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9QXY80OxS0
11 months ago
Guilty by association....
11 months ago
Does it count if I’m weighing this down with a can of root beer?
11 months ago
Only if it's Barq's
11 months ago
It is.
11 months ago
The one with bite!
11 months ago
I put this bitch in the garage. If the mice want some then they do so at their own peril.
11 months ago
Ya savage
11 months ago
I left the spoon in as a “life bridge”.
11 months ago
I like the cucumber melon hand wash you got there next to the faucet, just in case.
11 months ago
I think that’s like “ocean citrus” or some shit like that.
11 months ago
You think?
11 months ago
That shit is right there in your house for fucks sake
11 months ago
I’m not getting up to check. I will when I take out the cheese cake.
11 months ago
Careful, Nix will want pics or he’ll call you a liar.
11 months ago
It's true.
11 months ago
But, of the cheese cake though. I've seen enough of the soap.
11 months ago
That’s because if there’s a heaven, that’s where cheesecake originally came from.
11 months ago
What exactly is an ocean citrus anyway
11 months ago
It’s the smell of a male shark’s reproductive organs combined with the fresh, clean scent of lemon.
11 months ago
Fake news. It's the scent of sailors recovering from scurvy.
11 months ago
*recovering from gayness
11 months ago
Bunch of fags.......
11 months ago
*its the scent of a sweaty Nixon attending a lemon party
11 months ago
Dude!!!!
11 months ago
I don't even like the Ocean.....
11 months ago
My favorite part of all of this is you had exactly one sub since the last bucket.....
11 months ago
You fuck!!!!!
11 months ago
* possum doggedly tries to get Fuzzy to lay on the scanner long enough for a scan *
11 months ago
Don't forget to rub chili on him first
11 months ago
protip: i fed him lots of beans tonight, so who knows what will happen
11 months ago
FUZZY LIKES BEANS
11 months ago
ha
11 months ago
Lol probably my favorite Mucho vid of all time.
11 months ago
its the only one of mine thats in the Top Ten
11 months ago
Only because you deleted this gem
http://muchosucko.com/129643/
11 months ago
Idk what got discussed more: how shiny his wiener was, or the vertical towel rack.
11 months ago
I'd say its about even - they're both pretty shiny and vertical
11 months ago
* possum blushes and ambles *
11 months ago
Mucho proverb #163: May your wiener always be shiny and vertical.
11 months ago
I savor my submissions here. Thus, not many. I do have another queued up though.
11 months ago
You probably had this one lined up from last year too, seeing as theres no star date - its the same damn brine bucket!
11 months ago
I've always been more concerned about the toilet paper roll being mounted so high off the ground.
11 months ago
Seriously, WTF
11 months ago
BUSTED!
11 months ago
That does seem like an odd location too, cause I don’t see a toilet in the area.
11 months ago
lol , jims a hoarder
11 months ago
Same wood floors.....
11 months ago
Same stainless sink.....
11 months ago
The toilet paper is mounted like that so dead wife couldn't wipe herself and would need his help...
11 months ago
They guy’s supposed to change his sink and floors every year? Wtf?
11 months ago
Same lousy Hitchcock picture angle....
11 months ago
okay
11 months ago
Maybe poss’s wife used a commode. I didn’t think of that.
11 months ago
wait what?
11 months ago
"Is it number 1 or number 2 honey?" "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
11 months ago
*honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
11 months ago
Thank goodness I’m an atheist. I can see it now: “Forgive me father for I have sinned. I contemplated how a disabled woman (who is no longer with us) took a poop because of a naked photo of her husband.”
11 months ago
*alleged photo
11 months ago
thankfully (in retrospect) her lungs/heart failed before it ever got to that point
11 months ago
Wtf. That’s a food-grade bucket, Dog. I think it was like $10. I’m not getting a new one every fuckin year. Although, when I dug it out of the garage, it had a sticky-yellow residue in it. Mildly disturbing.
11 months ago
CLAUDE PEE!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
Milk cheese build up in the lungs? :(
11 months ago
yes
11 months ago
please quit now on this
11 months ago
thnks in advance
11 months ago
* Jones scampers dragging his ass along Kirk's fake wood floors on his way out *
11 months ago
Sorry, poss.
11 months ago
You wish. I installed them, Euro-boat fag.
11 months ago
That's what you get for using Makita
11 months ago
Now that's a drumstick!!!!!
11 months ago
Haha
11 months ago
My nailer is a bostich. That was a mild angle grinder “incident”.
11 months ago
Nailer? You lazy fuck. My nailer is a 30oz Eastwing hammer
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost hits Jones with hammer *
11 months ago
I had an angle grinder incident in my 20’s. Aluminum oxide grinding disc cut right through my flannel shirt. Barely broke the skin, but I still have a scar to this day.
11 months ago
Pics, ya liar!!!!
11 months ago
Ha!!!!
11 months ago
Oh YOU FUCK!!!
11 months ago
Like you didn't see that coming
11 months ago
I honestly didn’t that time. I just was thinking to myself “Damn, I’ve had some rough jobs in my life, it’s no wonder I’m always having aches and pains.”
11 months ago
That's old age.... we all get that
11 months ago
Eh, some of this stuff is bad genes, too...the thyroid and kidney problems run in the family. Now my PSA count is too high, too.
11 months ago
I hate public service announcements
11 months ago
And hey, who honestly doesn’t like biopsies?
11 months ago
Take pics.
11 months ago
Fuckin insurance company won’t pay for the MRI.
11 months ago
They paid for one this year already that found sciatica and meralgia parasthetica.
11 months ago
My last MRI was 2+ hours
11 months ago
:(
11 months ago
Holy fuck!!! Why??
11 months ago
They take a lot of images..... then i do it again with cintrast dye
11 months ago
*contrast
11 months ago
Always twice
11 months ago
Oh, yeah. I had a CT scan with contrast a couple times. When it enters your bloodstream it makes you feel like you’re pissing yourself.
11 months ago
And all directions.. front/back, left/right, top/bottom
11 months ago
Still, I would’ve freaked over a 2+ hour MRI. I’m convinced the noise it makes is the soundtrack in hell.
11 months ago
I get a metal taste when they inject me....
11 months ago
It's pretty bad
11 months ago
That 2+ hours is when i hold still and don't fuck it up
11 months ago
That happens, too. And the music in the headphones is nice, but it’s still unnerving to have a giant spinning magnet a few inches from your face. I just closed my eyes and tried to go to my happy place.
11 months ago
I would have to be anesthetized, no way would I b cooperative for that long.
11 months ago
*euthanized
11 months ago
YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!
11 months ago
UNDETECTED
11 months ago
* Magawd throws Egypt Beauty's shoe at POTUSF's head *
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost ninjascapes *
11 months ago
*Nixcapses
11 months ago
* Magawd cashes in Captain Fuck's camping chit *
11 months ago
* Magawd puts all of POTUSF's 9/16 and 14 mm tools up for a no minimum bid auction on Ebay *
11 months ago
You ass fuck....

Those are nice tools
11 months ago
Have fun changing the alternator on your Caprice camper
11 months ago
Dude, it's an El Camino with a standard truck insert camper glued in it. I just took the Caprice decals and switched 'em to look cool.
11 months ago
https://m.imgur.com/t/awesome/o9IYk
11 months ago
* fries-please bids a £1 *
11 months ago
*$
11 months ago
LIAR

http://vintage-vans.forumotion.com/t30539-caprice-camper-pretty-cool-i-think
11 months ago
The hardest part about 2+ hours in an MRI is trying to ignore being tickled on the inner thigh and being hit on by Dug.
11 months ago
That poor s poon is going to die from salmonella
11 months ago
:(
11 months ago
Leave the poon alone faggot
11 months ago
Go choke on Punky's turkey bone!!!!
11 months ago
Who actually buys Del Monte products anymore?
11 months ago
SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
The fruit cups are good.
11 months ago
Wat? I gugured you to buy all your fruit fresh from the local farmers markets and cut them with your imported ginzu knives
11 months ago
You fucking train-fag.
11 months ago
*figured
11 months ago
Eh, I buy organic when I can, but Trader Joe’s is all the way out in Niagara Falls and I don’t feel like driving that far for fucking groceries. Niagara Produce has good stuff though.
11 months ago
And they’re Wusthof knives, not Ginzu.
11 months ago
fucking sporty
11 months ago
Do you have dik-eyes? Jesus.
11 months ago
Betty Davis!!!
11 months ago
You slut
11 months ago
I would’ve thrown it in Kim Carnes if I had been old enough.
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost rubs one out for old times sake *
11 months ago
* JamesTKirk waves a hand to suggest a seat over there... *
11 months ago
I was five when the song came out, so what?
11 months ago
I'm rubbing one out to Bette Davis
11 months ago
Jesus
11 months ago
Don’t feel bad: I fell in love with Greta Garbo at a young age.
11 months ago
They don't make 'em like that any more....
11 months ago
With class......
11 months ago
Yeah, there was a certain style and grace that some women had back then that you seldom see today.
11 months ago
I'm currently working on my Transatlantic accent
11 months ago
Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and William F. Buckley were the masters of the transatlantic accent. To me, you don’t have a distinct accent, but then again we live two hours away from each other.
11 months ago
You always did strike me as being a tranny Heather
11 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!!
11 months ago
FAAAYKE!!!


NO

SIGN!!!!!
11 months ago
@FixyGhost

YOU KNOW THA MUCHO DRILL, FAGGOT!!!
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSP-ewdJYJc
11 months ago
I will assume this will turn out like shit considering we never see a cooked bird
11 months ago
* JamesTKirk gives Magawd a fake chit for free camping at PresidentFuck’s front lawn. It expires in 2024. With utilities. *
11 months ago
The fact that you are using the word "chit" is impressive
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxq5mvaIyY
11 months ago
* JamesTKirk prints out receipt on punch-card stock like the airlines as proof. *
11 months ago
"NIGGERS"
11 months ago
shut the fuck up punky
11 months ago
are you mad at me?
11 months ago
would that matter?
11 months ago
Fuck is it that time again.... stop acting like you fucks have heritage
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up
11 months ago
I made my point
11 months ago
Yup, you did: that you’re ignorant and aloof.
11 months ago
that's still a point , right ?
11 months ago
No.
11 months ago
looks exactly like a squat bucket at the homeless encampment punky computers out of
11 months ago
Computers out of? Hahahaha
11 months ago
11 months ago
Bono has a lot of childhood rage.
11 months ago
and envy
11 months ago
*shame & regret
11 months ago
This was a really good sub.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
11 months ago
Of course it was a good day, it was Thanksgiving.
11 months ago
Clearly this is a repurposed jizz mopper's bucket
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost reheats Thanksgiving pizza leftovers *
11 months ago
:(
11 months ago
You found a pizza place that was open on Thanksgiving?
11 months ago
Haha I ordered it the day before
11 months ago
Oh, I can only imagine what’s laying eggs in you right now.
11 months ago
I'll let you know when they work themselves out
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMUqoADrWrw
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmx24FbZoM
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost rewatches entires series of House and self diagnoses *
11 months ago
Oh shit....
11 months ago
Watch “Monsters inside me” instead. It’ll be of more help.
11 months ago
I may have Lupus.....
11 months ago
It’s never Lupus!
11 months ago
Whew!!!!!
11 months ago
You can treat a Lupus flare-up with NSAID’s or corticosteroids anyway.
11 months ago
you can treat a Fibromyalgia flare-up with...
1- your cum-sock
2 - a decent therapist



11 months ago
POSSUM FOR MOD!!!!!
11 months ago
3- getting laid on a regular basis
4 - being male in general
5 not being such a cunt (in general)
11 months ago
see #5 milhouse
11 months ago
Actually, treating fibromyalgia can be difficult, as the cause of it isn’t known. Some people have success with pregabalin. Recommendations often include getting enough sleep, exercising regularly, and eating a healthy diet.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost decunts *
11 months ago
Possum, you would be a good mod and you know..... you have personality.... personality goes a long way.....
11 months ago
Personality doesn’t make a goddamn difference when it comes to mods. Eventually you’re gonna piss everybody off at least once anyway.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws pumpkin pie at ODF *
11 months ago
Cool, thanks!
* Mako gets the reddi wip from the fridge. *
11 months ago
Pulp fiction!!!!!!! You fuck!!!!!
11 months ago
Fabienne mentioned blueberry pie, not pumpkin pie.
11 months ago
You FUCK!!!!
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61g2-EVJ-mo&app=desktop
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost abandons "possum eating his own poop" joke *
11 months ago
Possum’s a marsupial, not an even-toed ungulate.
11 months ago
The poop joke was gonna be good regardless
11 months ago
You’re the one that uses his hands and poop to make fires, dude.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost posscampers *
11 months ago
Juelz was wrong about pigs anyway. Remember that believed all that Christian bullshit.
11 months ago
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