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Kirk's fuckin brine bucket 2017

Back to basics this year. Brewed the brine and cooled before inserting the avian creature. Fuck all of you. I hate almost all of you. Suck my cock.

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by JamesTKirk

submitted November 22nd 2017

242 comments
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Kirk's fuckin brine bucket 2017
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claude pee makes it special.
4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZtxaZ782Q
4 weeks ago
And goddamn, is that a lot of bay leaves.
4 weeks ago
My Nigga
4 weeks ago
I like how dis nigga listed all the ingredients an shit...they’d make for a nice bouquet garni.
4 weeks ago
JamesTGein
4 weeks ago
That's not Turkey!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Missing neighbor mystery solved!!!!!
4 weeks ago
I have the Ed Gein action figure. I should put it on eBay and see what I can get for it.
4 weeks ago
Pics or you're a liar..... again!!!!
4 weeks ago
I’m not going down to my basement and rooting around through all my collectibles just so you can have proof. Spectre studios made a few of them in the serial killer series: John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, etc.
4 weeks ago
Busted.
4 weeks ago
I knew it......
4 weeks ago
Haha
4 weeks ago
And what do you collect, besides dust?
4 weeks ago
Does regret and painful memories count?
4 weeks ago
I have the JAWS action figure, too, but nobody wants to see an action figure of a shark.
4 weeks ago
And I’m on my Ipad too, so Idk if I can upload imgur pics from this thing.
4 weeks ago
Reach accross the bed and use Fries' kindle while he's sleeping. He'll never know....
4 weeks ago
Hahahahaha
4 weeks ago
My old lady is using the laptop atm. She’ll just love if I go “Sweetie, I know you’re looking up data on patients so they can live longer, but I need to post a pic of a shark action figure. Promise I’ll give it right back to ya.”
4 weeks ago
6 hours later....



4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJUtTIHNVA
4 weeks ago
They made a Charles Manson action figure too, but didn’t they say it’s unknown if he actually killed anybody?
4 weeks ago
I believe the current thought is he didn't do the actual killing himself.
4 weeks ago
Right, that it was his followers, but he influenced then to commit murder, so that’s conspiracy to commit murder, which he was convicted of.
4 weeks ago
But they were never gonna grant parole to a guy that said shit like this anyway https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9QXY80OxS0
4 weeks ago
Guilty by association....
4 weeks ago
Does it count if I’m weighing this down with a can of root beer?
4 weeks ago
Only if it's Barq's
4 weeks ago
It is.
4 weeks ago
The one with bite!
4 weeks ago
I put this bitch in the garage. If the mice want some then they do so at their own peril.
4 weeks ago
Ya savage
4 weeks ago
I left the spoon in as a “life bridge”.
4 weeks ago
I like the cucumber melon hand wash you got there next to the faucet, just in case.
4 weeks ago
I think that’s like “ocean citrus” or some shit like that.
4 weeks ago
You think?
4 weeks ago
That shit is right there in your house for fucks sake
4 weeks ago
I’m not getting up to check. I will when I take out the cheese cake.
4 weeks ago
Careful, Nix will want pics or he’ll call you a liar.
4 weeks ago
It's true.
4 weeks ago
But, of the cheese cake though. I've seen enough of the soap.
4 weeks ago
That’s because if there’s a heaven, that’s where cheesecake originally came from.
4 weeks ago
What exactly is an ocean citrus anyway
3 weeks ago
It’s the smell of a male shark’s reproductive organs combined with the fresh, clean scent of lemon.
3 weeks ago
Fake news. It's the scent of sailors recovering from scurvy.
3 weeks ago
*recovering from gayness
3 weeks ago
Bunch of fags.......
3 weeks ago
*its the scent of a sweaty Nixon attending a lemon party
3 weeks ago
Dude!!!!
3 weeks ago
I don't even like the Ocean.....
3 weeks ago
My favorite part of all of this is you had exactly one sub since the last bucket.....
4 weeks ago
You fuck!!!!!
4 weeks ago
* possum doggedly tries to get Fuzzy to lay on the scanner long enough for a scan *
4 weeks ago
Don't forget to rub chili on him first
4 weeks ago
protip: i fed him lots of beans tonight, so who knows what will happen
4 weeks ago
FUZZY LIKES BEANS
4 weeks ago
ha
4 weeks ago
Lol probably my favorite Mucho vid of all time.
4 weeks ago
its the only one of mine thats in the Top Ten
4 weeks ago
Only because you deleted this gem
http://muchosucko.com/129643/
4 weeks ago
Idk what got discussed more: how shiny his wiener was, or the vertical towel rack.
4 weeks ago
I'd say its about even - they're both pretty shiny and vertical
4 weeks ago
* possum blushes and ambles *
4 weeks ago
Mucho proverb #163: May your wiener always be shiny and vertical.
4 weeks ago
I savor my submissions here. Thus, not many. I do have another queued up though.
4 weeks ago
You probably had this one lined up from last year too, seeing as theres no star date - its the same damn brine bucket!
4 weeks ago
I've always been more concerned about the toilet paper roll being mounted so high off the ground.
4 weeks ago
Seriously, WTF
4 weeks ago
BUSTED!
4 weeks ago
That does seem like an odd location too, cause I don’t see a toilet in the area.
4 weeks ago
lol , jims a hoarder
4 weeks ago
Same wood floors.....
4 weeks ago
Same stainless sink.....
4 weeks ago
The toilet paper is mounted like that so dead wife couldn't wipe herself and would need his help...
4 weeks ago
They guy’s supposed to change his sink and floors every year? Wtf?
4 weeks ago
Same lousy Hitchcock picture angle....
4 weeks ago
okay
4 weeks ago
Maybe poss’s wife used a commode. I didn’t think of that.
4 weeks ago
wait what?
4 weeks ago
"Is it number 1 or number 2 honey?" "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
4 weeks ago
*honeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
4 weeks ago
Thank goodness I’m an atheist. I can see it now: “Forgive me father for I have sinned. I contemplated how a disabled woman (who is no longer with us) took a poop because of a naked photo of her husband.”
4 weeks ago
*alleged photo
4 weeks ago
thankfully (in retrospect) her lungs/heart failed before it ever got to that point
4 weeks ago
Wtf. That’s a food-grade bucket, Dog. I think it was like $10. I’m not getting a new one every fuckin year. Although, when I dug it out of the garage, it had a sticky-yellow residue in it. Mildly disturbing.
4 weeks ago
CLAUDE PEE!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Milk cheese build up in the lungs? :(
4 weeks ago
yes
4 weeks ago
please quit now on this
4 weeks ago
thnks in advance
4 weeks ago
* Jones scampers dragging his ass along Kirk's fake wood floors on his way out *
4 weeks ago
Sorry, poss.
4 weeks ago
You wish. I installed them, Euro-boat fag.
4 weeks ago
That's what you get for using Makita
4 weeks ago
Now that's a drumstick!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Haha
4 weeks ago
My nailer is a bostich. That was a mild angle grinder “incident”.
4 weeks ago
Nailer? You lazy fuck. My nailer is a 30oz Eastwing hammer
4 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost hits Jones with hammer *
4 weeks ago
I had an angle grinder incident in my 20’s. Aluminum oxide grinding disc cut right through my flannel shirt. Barely broke the skin, but I still have a scar to this day.
4 weeks ago
Pics, ya liar!!!!
4 weeks ago
Ha!!!!
4 weeks ago
Oh YOU FUCK!!!
4 weeks ago
Like you didn't see that coming
4 weeks ago
I honestly didn’t that time. I just was thinking to myself “Damn, I’ve had some rough jobs in my life, it’s no wonder I’m always having aches and pains.”
4 weeks ago
That's old age.... we all get that
4 weeks ago
Eh, some of this stuff is bad genes, too...the thyroid and kidney problems run in the family. Now my PSA count is too high, too.
4 weeks ago
I hate public service announcements
4 weeks ago
And hey, who honestly doesn’t like biopsies?
4 weeks ago
Take pics.
4 weeks ago
Fuckin insurance company won’t pay for the MRI.
4 weeks ago
They paid for one this year already that found sciatica and meralgia parasthetica.
4 weeks ago
My last MRI was 2+ hours
4 weeks ago
:(
4 weeks ago
Holy fuck!!! Why??
4 weeks ago
They take a lot of images..... then i do it again with cintrast dye
4 weeks ago
*contrast
4 weeks ago
Always twice
4 weeks ago
Oh, yeah. I had a CT scan with contrast a couple times. When it enters your bloodstream it makes you feel like you’re pissing yourself.
4 weeks ago
And all directions.. front/back, left/right, top/bottom
4 weeks ago
Still, I would’ve freaked over a 2+ hour MRI. I’m convinced the noise it makes is the soundtrack in hell.
4 weeks ago
I get a metal taste when they inject me....
4 weeks ago
It's pretty bad
4 weeks ago
That 2+ hours is when i hold still and don't fuck it up
4 weeks ago
That happens, too. And the music in the headphones is nice, but it’s still unnerving to have a giant spinning magnet a few inches from your face. I just closed my eyes and tried to go to my happy place.
4 weeks ago
I would have to be anesthetized, no way would I b cooperative for that long.
4 weeks ago
*euthanized
4 weeks ago
YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!
4 weeks ago
UNDETECTED
4 weeks ago
* Magawd throws Egypt Beauty's shoe at POTUSF's head *
4 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost ninjascapes *
4 weeks ago
*Nixcapses
4 weeks ago
* Magawd cashes in Captain Fuck's camping chit *
4 weeks ago
* Magawd puts all of POTUSF's 9/16 and 14 mm tools up for a no minimum bid auction on Ebay *
4 weeks ago
You ass fuck....

Those are nice tools
4 weeks ago
Have fun changing the alternator on your Caprice camper
4 weeks ago
Dude, it's an El Camino with a standard truck insert camper glued in it. I just took the Caprice decals and switched 'em to look cool.
4 weeks ago
https://m.imgur.com/t/awesome/o9IYk
4 weeks ago
* fries-please bids a £1 *
4 weeks ago
*$
4 weeks ago
LIAR

http://vintage-vans.forumotion.com/t30539-caprice-camper-pretty-cool-i-think
4 weeks ago
The hardest part about 2+ hours in an MRI is trying to ignore being tickled on the inner thigh and being hit on by Dug.
4 weeks ago
That poor s poon is going to die from salmonella
4 weeks ago
:(
4 weeks ago
Leave the poon alone faggot
4 weeks ago
Go choke on Punky's turkey bone!!!!
4 weeks ago
Who actually buys Del Monte products anymore?
4 weeks ago
SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
The fruit cups are good.
4 weeks ago
Wat? I gugured you to buy all your fruit fresh from the local farmers markets and cut them with your imported ginzu knives
4 weeks ago
You fucking train-fag.
4 weeks ago
*figured
4 weeks ago
Eh, I buy organic when I can, but Trader Joe’s is all the way out in Niagara Falls and I don’t feel like driving that far for fucking groceries. Niagara Produce has good stuff though.
4 weeks ago
And they’re Wusthof knives, not Ginzu.
4 weeks ago
fucking sporty
4 weeks ago
Do you have dik-eyes? Jesus.
4 weeks ago
Betty Davis!!!
4 weeks ago
You slut
4 weeks ago
I would’ve thrown it in Kim Carnes if I had been old enough.
4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
4 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost rubs one out for old times sake *
4 weeks ago
* JamesTKirk waves a hand to suggest a seat over there... *
4 weeks ago
I was five when the song came out, so what?
4 weeks ago
I'm rubbing one out to Bette Davis
4 weeks ago
Jesus
4 weeks ago
Don’t feel bad: I fell in love with Greta Garbo at a young age.
4 weeks ago
They don't make 'em like that any more....
4 weeks ago
With class......
4 weeks ago
Yeah, there was a certain style and grace that some women had back then that you seldom see today.
4 weeks ago
I'm currently working on my Transatlantic accent
3 weeks ago
Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and William F. Buckley were the masters of the transatlantic accent. To me, you don’t have a distinct accent, but then again we live two hours away from each other.
3 weeks ago
You always did strike me as being a tranny Heather
3 weeks ago
BUSTED!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
FAAAYKE!!!


NO

SIGN!!!!!
4 weeks ago
@FixyGhost

YOU KNOW THA MUCHO DRILL, FAGGOT!!!
4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSP-ewdJYJc
4 weeks ago
I will assume this will turn out like shit considering we never see a cooked bird
4 weeks ago
* JamesTKirk gives Magawd a fake chit for free camping at PresidentFuck’s front lawn. It expires in 2024. With utilities. *
4 weeks ago
The fact that you are using the word "chit" is impressive
4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxq5mvaIyY
4 weeks ago
* JamesTKirk prints out receipt on punch-card stock like the airlines as proof. *
4 weeks ago
"NIGGERS"
4 weeks ago
shut the fuck up punky
4 weeks ago
are you mad at me?
4 weeks ago
would that matter?
4 weeks ago
Fuck is it that time again.... stop acting like you fucks have heritage
4 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up
4 weeks ago
I made my point
4 weeks ago
Yup, you did: that you’re ignorant and aloof.
4 weeks ago
that's still a point , right ?
4 weeks ago
No.
4 weeks ago
looks exactly like a squat bucket at the homeless encampment punky computers out of
4 weeks ago
Computers out of? Hahahaha
4 weeks ago
4 weeks ago
Bono has a lot of childhood rage.
4 weeks ago
and envy
4 weeks ago
*shame & regret
4 weeks ago
This was a really good sub.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
3 weeks ago
Of course it was a good day, it was Thanksgiving.
3 weeks ago
Clearly this is a repurposed jizz mopper's bucket
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost reheats Thanksgiving pizza leftovers *
3 weeks ago
:(
3 weeks ago
You found a pizza place that was open on Thanksgiving?
3 weeks ago
Haha I ordered it the day before
3 weeks ago
Oh, I can only imagine what’s laying eggs in you right now.
3 weeks ago
I'll let you know when they work themselves out
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMUqoADrWrw
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmx24FbZoM
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost rewatches entires series of House and self diagnoses *
3 weeks ago
Oh shit....
3 weeks ago
Watch “Monsters inside me” instead. It’ll be of more help.
3 weeks ago
I may have Lupus.....
3 weeks ago
It’s never Lupus!
3 weeks ago
Whew!!!!!
3 weeks ago
You can treat a Lupus flare-up with NSAID’s or corticosteroids anyway.
3 weeks ago
you can treat a Fibromyalgia flare-up with...
1- your cum-sock
2 - a decent therapist



3 weeks ago
POSSUM FOR MOD!!!!!
3 weeks ago
3- getting laid on a regular basis
4 - being male in general
5 not being such a cunt (in general)
3 weeks ago
see #5 milhouse
3 weeks ago
Actually, treating fibromyalgia can be difficult, as the cause of it isn’t known. Some people have success with pregabalin. Recommendations often include getting enough sleep, exercising regularly, and eating a healthy diet.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost decunts *
3 weeks ago
Possum, you would be a good mod and you know..... you have personality.... personality goes a long way.....
3 weeks ago
Personality doesn’t make a goddamn difference when it comes to mods. Eventually you’re gonna piss everybody off at least once anyway.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws pumpkin pie at ODF *
3 weeks ago
Cool, thanks!
* Mako gets the reddi wip from the fridge. *
3 weeks ago
Pulp fiction!!!!!!! You fuck!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Fabienne mentioned blueberry pie, not pumpkin pie.
3 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!!
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61g2-EVJ-mo&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost abandons "possum eating his own poop" joke *
3 weeks ago
Possum’s a marsupial, not an even-toed ungulate.
3 weeks ago
The poop joke was gonna be good regardless
3 weeks ago
You’re the one that uses his hands and poop to make fires, dude.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost posscampers *
3 weeks ago
Juelz was wrong about pigs anyway. Remember that believed all that Christian bullshit.
3 weeks ago
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