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The drunk eel in 60 challenge

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by Jones

submitted November 16th 2017

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Oh shit! That dude is fucking hardcore!
11 months ago
The gauntlet has been thrown down, Md.
11 months ago
Dude, I had a crazy day today man. I'm so glad I'm a part of this site. It's like it prepared me for today's experiences.
11 months ago
A drunk tranny on a moped tried to rape you?
11 months ago
that's hilariously close to the facts
11 months ago
Holy shit! This ought to be good.
11 months ago
I met one of the most hardcore persons ever. SAS Sniper, Aikido Blackbelt, tattooist, all this crazy shit.

This person is a transgender woman, My mind was fucking blown.
11 months ago
I was getting stoned around her house and I almost tripped out from all of this intense information man.
11 months ago
I was well casual about it innit, because I'm used to ladyboys and shit hahahahha
11 months ago
And now you wanna throw it in his manpussy, don’t ya?
11 months ago
hahaha
11 months ago
I hope it never comes to that man. I'm going back there to chill tomorrow.
11 months ago
When I used to do medical cab transportation, we had a tranny customer that lived in the middle of nowhere on sprawling land in a log cabin home, in front of the Salmon river-real outdoorsman’s paradise-even drove a brand new pickup truck-and he was even gayer than fries. Even had breast implants.
11 months ago
I think I just became like 700% more tolerant today.
11 months ago
Yeah, that gave me some pause as well. Here was a dude that liked to hunt and fish and go off roading, but thought he was a woman in a man’s body.
11 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!
11 months ago
I enjoy being in women's bodies......
11 months ago
Sorry I blew up your spot, Nix. How did your latest appointment go?
11 months ago
I'm geniunely intimidated by both her accomplishments, and her combat abilities man. And I'm a big fucking dude, yo!
11 months ago
A transgender SAS sniper? ....
11 months ago
Iz ok
11 months ago
Never underestimate someone based on their gender. Plus, lots of trannys have been assaulted or harassed because of what they are, so many of them are armed.
11 months ago
She has a huge fuck off dog...
11 months ago
*menacing and terrifying
11 months ago
I just mean if she was in the SAS she would be a Brigadier General or something.
11 months ago
*major general
11 months ago
And if she were in the Royal Navy? Anyone?
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44wLW7q8GI&app=desktop
11 months ago
A rear admiral
11 months ago
* ClaudeBallz takes mike out of Mako's hand and drops it. *
11 months ago
She was in the special forces. I saw the medals and shit. SHe had this wondercave full of shit, samurai swords... certificates, mate, the lot.
11 months ago
How old was this bloke? I mean, when did she serve?
11 months ago
she's 50 something lol
11 months ago
ah, ok. So maybe in the Falklands, lol.
11 months ago
she showed me all these tattoos she did as well. Said she would tattoo my arm for me
11 months ago
Pics or you're a liar.......
11 months ago
ya...md? Be careful. ;)
11 months ago
what do you want pics of?
11 months ago
Hey...... i need some ink done!!!!
11 months ago
yeah I'm careful bro. But why do you say that?
11 months ago
The cave of treasures would be a good start..... or the siniper him/her self
11 months ago
it's cool, my buddy has known her for like 17 years
11 months ago
"Mate...I got this great new ink....but when I got it I kept having this recurring dream about hatching a zucchini"
11 months ago
Hatchachinimal!!!!!!!
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps marketing campaign *
11 months ago
MD, did you ever read about the Vulcan bombing in the Falklands? Great story.
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2holvsTiY6E
11 months ago
GAY
11 months ago
No, never read it CB.
11 months ago
It was called Operation Black Buck. Longest distance bombing run ever at that point in history (surpassed by the B-52)
11 months ago
wow dude, you know your shit :D
11 months ago
Bibliography or you're a liar, Makopedia
11 months ago
The reason they made it that far is because they devised a scheme to transfer fuel exponentially from bomber to bomber. The last one barely made it but dropped its payload on the (Argentinian) runway.
11 months ago
you guys man. My mind is fucking exhausted after today.
11 months ago
Look up a book called Vulcan 607. It’ll tell you all about it.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJ99bIhAVk
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost puts on snuggy and starts fireplace *
11 months ago
* Magawd doesn't throw anything at POTUSF *
11 months ago
You son of a bitch!!!!!!
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws burnt stove top stuffing dinner in the trash *
11 months ago
How the fuck do you burn stove top stuffing??
11 months ago
On purpose.
11 months ago
BUSTED!!!
11 months ago
It actually cooks well in the microwave. Add a little butter, water, and nuke for 5 minutes and you got yourself a side dish.
11 months ago
It was gonna be a main dish.....
11 months ago
:(
11 months ago
Lol we gotta get you a girlfriend.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost makes a spamwich instead *
11 months ago
Hahaha
11 months ago
I cheated a bit tonight...used the leftover group size jug of turkey chili from Panera and added it to organic hot dogs to make chili dogs. Smells like a fuckin paper mill in here now between her farts and mine.
11 months ago
* Crème fraîche
11 months ago
I may splurge tomorrow and pick up a lunchable..
11 months ago
*can of spaghetti Os
11 months ago
You can add a little creme fraîche to cut down on the acidity of the spaghetti O’s or the spicyness of chili.
11 months ago
What about spamwiches and lunchables?
11 months ago
Are you making lunch for 4th graders?
11 months ago
Nope
11 months ago
Don’t forget the Capri Sun.
11 months ago
It's called dinner :(
11 months ago
May gowith sunny D
11 months ago
Ah, dinner from Dollar General. I can appreciate your struggle.
11 months ago
My Dr. Said to stop eating snivkers and twix for dinner. So i have those for breakfast and make this other stuff for dinner.
11 months ago
He doesnt even know.
11 months ago
Just take your Flintstones and eat whatever.
11 months ago
“10 million stroooooong...and growing!”
11 months ago
Exactly
11 months ago
MD, don't feel shame for plowing him/her - consider it as doing first aid and putting pressure on that open perpetually wound it calls a vagina
11 months ago
* ClaudeBallz throws possum's VHS of The Crying Game at Jones *
11 months ago
+ Boys Don't Cry
11 months ago
Don't forget to rewind those fuckers, either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
Post-op due!
11 months ago
It's like the Oriental Jerkstore™.
11 months ago
I would totally shop at a place called the Oriental Jerkstore, too.
11 months ago
Are you kidding? I would have a customized AmEx from the Oriental Jerkstore™
11 months ago
Ah, the American Express Chink card. You no reave home without it!
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost grabs a juice box *
11 months ago
I thought you people believed that those make you gay?
11 months ago
It's an elderly person juice box. Is ok
11 months ago
Iz only juice
11 months ago
Ah, iz nothing to worry about then.
11 months ago
Iz prune juice, too.
11 months ago
Iz definitely turdz after prunez juice.
11 months ago
Iz only smellz.....
11 months ago
He's like, the Asian version of makodragon.
11 months ago
Or is Makodragon the British version of him??
11 months ago
Dingus Khan
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c
11 months ago
well wow

finally glad i signed in tonight
11 months ago
nice one Prance
11 months ago
Shoenice can't fuck with this dude.
11 months ago
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