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The drunk eel in 60 challenge

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by Jones

submitted November 16th 2017

110 comments
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Oh shit! That dude is fucking hardcore!
1 month ago
The gauntlet has been thrown down, Md.
1 month ago
Dude, I had a crazy day today man. I'm so glad I'm a part of this site. It's like it prepared me for today's experiences.
1 month ago
A drunk tranny on a moped tried to rape you?
1 month ago
that's hilariously close to the facts
1 month ago
Holy shit! This ought to be good.
1 month ago
I met one of the most hardcore persons ever. SAS Sniper, Aikido Blackbelt, tattooist, all this crazy shit.

This person is a transgender woman, My mind was fucking blown.
1 month ago
I was getting stoned around her house and I almost tripped out from all of this intense information man.
1 month ago
I was well casual about it innit, because I'm used to ladyboys and shit hahahahha
1 month ago
And now you wanna throw it in his manpussy, don’t ya?
1 month ago
hahaha
1 month ago
I hope it never comes to that man. I'm going back there to chill tomorrow.
1 month ago
When I used to do medical cab transportation, we had a tranny customer that lived in the middle of nowhere on sprawling land in a log cabin home, in front of the Salmon river-real outdoorsman’s paradise-even drove a brand new pickup truck-and he was even gayer than fries. Even had breast implants.
1 month ago
I think I just became like 700% more tolerant today.
1 month ago
Yeah, that gave me some pause as well. Here was a dude that liked to hunt and fish and go off roading, but thought he was a woman in a man’s body.
1 month ago
BUSTED!!!!!
1 month ago
I enjoy being in women's bodies......
1 month ago
Sorry I blew up your spot, Nix. How did your latest appointment go?
1 month ago
I'm geniunely intimidated by both her accomplishments, and her combat abilities man. And I'm a big fucking dude, yo!
1 month ago
A transgender SAS sniper? ....
1 month ago
Iz ok
1 month ago
Never underestimate someone based on their gender. Plus, lots of trannys have been assaulted or harassed because of what they are, so many of them are armed.
1 month ago
She has a huge fuck off dog...
1 month ago
*menacing and terrifying
1 month ago
I just mean if she was in the SAS she would be a Brigadier General or something.
1 month ago
*major general
1 month ago
And if she were in the Royal Navy? Anyone?
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44wLW7q8GI&app=desktop
1 month ago
A rear admiral
1 month ago
* ClaudeBallz takes mike out of Mako's hand and drops it. *
1 month ago
She was in the special forces. I saw the medals and shit. SHe had this wondercave full of shit, samurai swords... certificates, mate, the lot.
1 month ago
How old was this bloke? I mean, when did she serve?
1 month ago
she's 50 something lol
1 month ago
ah, ok. So maybe in the Falklands, lol.
1 month ago
she showed me all these tattoos she did as well. Said she would tattoo my arm for me
1 month ago
Pics or you're a liar.......
1 month ago
ya...md? Be careful. ;)
1 month ago
what do you want pics of?
1 month ago
Hey...... i need some ink done!!!!
1 month ago
yeah I'm careful bro. But why do you say that?
1 month ago
The cave of treasures would be a good start..... or the siniper him/her self
1 month ago
it's cool, my buddy has known her for like 17 years
1 month ago
"Mate...I got this great new ink....but when I got it I kept having this recurring dream about hatching a zucchini"
1 month ago
Hatchachinimal!!!!!!!
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost preps marketing campaign *
1 month ago
MD, did you ever read about the Vulcan bombing in the Falklands? Great story.
1 month ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2holvsTiY6E
1 month ago
GAY
1 month ago
No, never read it CB.
1 month ago
It was called Operation Black Buck. Longest distance bombing run ever at that point in history (surpassed by the B-52)
1 month ago
wow dude, you know your shit :D
1 month ago
Bibliography or you're a liar, Makopedia
1 month ago
The reason they made it that far is because they devised a scheme to transfer fuel exponentially from bomber to bomber. The last one barely made it but dropped its payload on the (Argentinian) runway.
1 month ago
you guys man. My mind is fucking exhausted after today.
1 month ago
Look up a book called Vulcan 607. It’ll tell you all about it.
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJ99bIhAVk
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost puts on snuggy and starts fireplace *
1 month ago
* Magawd doesn't throw anything at POTUSF *
1 month ago
You son of a bitch!!!!!!
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost throws burnt stove top stuffing dinner in the trash *
1 month ago
How the fuck do you burn stove top stuffing??
1 month ago
On purpose.
1 month ago
BUSTED!!!
1 month ago
It actually cooks well in the microwave. Add a little butter, water, and nuke for 5 minutes and you got yourself a side dish.
1 month ago
It was gonna be a main dish.....
1 month ago
:(
1 month ago
Lol we gotta get you a girlfriend.
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost makes a spamwich instead *
1 month ago
Hahaha
1 month ago
I cheated a bit tonight...used the leftover group size jug of turkey chili from Panera and added it to organic hot dogs to make chili dogs. Smells like a fuckin paper mill in here now between her farts and mine.
1 month ago
* Crème fraîche
1 month ago
I may splurge tomorrow and pick up a lunchable..
1 month ago
*can of spaghetti Os
1 month ago
You can add a little creme fraîche to cut down on the acidity of the spaghetti O’s or the spicyness of chili.
1 month ago
What about spamwiches and lunchables?
1 month ago
Are you making lunch for 4th graders?
1 month ago
Nope
1 month ago
Don’t forget the Capri Sun.
1 month ago
It's called dinner :(
1 month ago
May gowith sunny D
1 month ago
Ah, dinner from Dollar General. I can appreciate your struggle.
1 month ago
My Dr. Said to stop eating snivkers and twix for dinner. So i have those for breakfast and make this other stuff for dinner.
1 month ago
He doesnt even know.
1 month ago
Just take your Flintstones and eat whatever.
1 month ago
“10 million stroooooong...and growing!”
1 month ago
Exactly
1 month ago
MD, don't feel shame for plowing him/her - consider it as doing first aid and putting pressure on that open perpetually wound it calls a vagina
1 month ago
* ClaudeBallz throws possum's VHS of The Crying Game at Jones *
1 month ago
+ Boys Don't Cry
1 month ago
Don't forget to rewind those fuckers, either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
Post-op due!
1 month ago
It's like the Oriental Jerkstore™.
1 month ago
I would totally shop at a place called the Oriental Jerkstore, too.
1 month ago
Are you kidding? I would have a customized AmEx from the Oriental Jerkstore™
1 month ago
Ah, the American Express Chink card. You no reave home without it!
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost grabs a juice box *
1 month ago
I thought you people believed that those make you gay?
1 month ago
It's an elderly person juice box. Is ok
1 month ago
Iz only juice
1 month ago
Ah, iz nothing to worry about then.
1 month ago
Iz prune juice, too.
1 month ago
Iz definitely turdz after prunez juice.
1 month ago
Iz only smellz.....
4 weeks ago
He's like, the Asian version of makodragon.
1 month ago
Or is Makodragon the British version of him??
4 weeks ago
Dingus Khan
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c
1 month ago
well wow

finally glad i signed in tonight
1 month ago
nice one Prance
1 month ago
Shoenice can't fuck with this dude.
4 weeks ago
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