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The drunk eel in 60 challenge

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by Jones

submitted November 16th 2017

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Oh shit! That dude is fucking hardcore!
7 months ago
The gauntlet has been thrown down, Md.
7 months ago
Dude, I had a crazy day today man. I'm so glad I'm a part of this site. It's like it prepared me for today's experiences.
7 months ago
A drunk tranny on a moped tried to rape you?
7 months ago
that's hilariously close to the facts
7 months ago
Holy shit! This ought to be good.
7 months ago
I met one of the most hardcore persons ever. SAS Sniper, Aikido Blackbelt, tattooist, all this crazy shit.

This person is a transgender woman, My mind was fucking blown.
7 months ago
I was getting stoned around her house and I almost tripped out from all of this intense information man.
7 months ago
I was well casual about it innit, because I'm used to ladyboys and shit hahahahha
7 months ago
And now you wanna throw it in his manpussy, don’t ya?
7 months ago
hahaha
7 months ago
I hope it never comes to that man. I'm going back there to chill tomorrow.
7 months ago
When I used to do medical cab transportation, we had a tranny customer that lived in the middle of nowhere on sprawling land in a log cabin home, in front of the Salmon river-real outdoorsman’s paradise-even drove a brand new pickup truck-and he was even gayer than fries. Even had breast implants.
7 months ago
I think I just became like 700% more tolerant today.
7 months ago
Yeah, that gave me some pause as well. Here was a dude that liked to hunt and fish and go off roading, but thought he was a woman in a man’s body.
7 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!
7 months ago
I enjoy being in women's bodies......
7 months ago
Sorry I blew up your spot, Nix. How did your latest appointment go?
7 months ago
I'm geniunely intimidated by both her accomplishments, and her combat abilities man. And I'm a big fucking dude, yo!
7 months ago
A transgender SAS sniper? ....
7 months ago
Iz ok
7 months ago
Never underestimate someone based on their gender. Plus, lots of trannys have been assaulted or harassed because of what they are, so many of them are armed.
7 months ago
She has a huge fuck off dog...
7 months ago
*menacing and terrifying
7 months ago
I just mean if she was in the SAS she would be a Brigadier General or something.
7 months ago
*major general
7 months ago
And if she were in the Royal Navy? Anyone?
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44wLW7q8GI&app=desktop
7 months ago
A rear admiral
7 months ago
* ClaudeBallz takes mike out of Mako's hand and drops it. *
7 months ago
She was in the special forces. I saw the medals and shit. SHe had this wondercave full of shit, samurai swords... certificates, mate, the lot.
7 months ago
How old was this bloke? I mean, when did she serve?
7 months ago
she's 50 something lol
7 months ago
ah, ok. So maybe in the Falklands, lol.
7 months ago
she showed me all these tattoos she did as well. Said she would tattoo my arm for me
7 months ago
Pics or you're a liar.......
7 months ago
ya...md? Be careful. ;)
7 months ago
what do you want pics of?
7 months ago
Hey...... i need some ink done!!!!
7 months ago
yeah I'm careful bro. But why do you say that?
7 months ago
The cave of treasures would be a good start..... or the siniper him/her self
7 months ago
it's cool, my buddy has known her for like 17 years
7 months ago
"Mate...I got this great new ink....but when I got it I kept having this recurring dream about hatching a zucchini"
7 months ago
Hatchachinimal!!!!!!!
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps marketing campaign *
7 months ago
MD, did you ever read about the Vulcan bombing in the Falklands? Great story.
7 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2holvsTiY6E
7 months ago
GAY
7 months ago
No, never read it CB.
7 months ago
It was called Operation Black Buck. Longest distance bombing run ever at that point in history (surpassed by the B-52)
7 months ago
wow dude, you know your shit :D
7 months ago
Bibliography or you're a liar, Makopedia
7 months ago
The reason they made it that far is because they devised a scheme to transfer fuel exponentially from bomber to bomber. The last one barely made it but dropped its payload on the (Argentinian) runway.
7 months ago
you guys man. My mind is fucking exhausted after today.
7 months ago
Look up a book called Vulcan 607. It’ll tell you all about it.
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBJ99bIhAVk
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost puts on snuggy and starts fireplace *
7 months ago
* Magawd doesn't throw anything at POTUSF *
7 months ago
You son of a bitch!!!!!!
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws burnt stove top stuffing dinner in the trash *
7 months ago
How the fuck do you burn stove top stuffing??
7 months ago
On purpose.
7 months ago
BUSTED!!!
7 months ago
It actually cooks well in the microwave. Add a little butter, water, and nuke for 5 minutes and you got yourself a side dish.
7 months ago
It was gonna be a main dish.....
7 months ago
:(
7 months ago
Lol we gotta get you a girlfriend.
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost makes a spamwich instead *
7 months ago
Hahaha
7 months ago
I cheated a bit tonight...used the leftover group size jug of turkey chili from Panera and added it to organic hot dogs to make chili dogs. Smells like a fuckin paper mill in here now between her farts and mine.
7 months ago
* Crème fraîche
7 months ago
I may splurge tomorrow and pick up a lunchable..
7 months ago
*can of spaghetti Os
7 months ago
You can add a little creme fraîche to cut down on the acidity of the spaghetti O’s or the spicyness of chili.
7 months ago
What about spamwiches and lunchables?
7 months ago
Are you making lunch for 4th graders?
7 months ago
Nope
7 months ago
Don’t forget the Capri Sun.
7 months ago
It's called dinner :(
7 months ago
May gowith sunny D
7 months ago
Ah, dinner from Dollar General. I can appreciate your struggle.
7 months ago
My Dr. Said to stop eating snivkers and twix for dinner. So i have those for breakfast and make this other stuff for dinner.
7 months ago
He doesnt even know.
7 months ago
Just take your Flintstones and eat whatever.
7 months ago
“10 million stroooooong...and growing!”
7 months ago
Exactly
7 months ago
MD, don't feel shame for plowing him/her - consider it as doing first aid and putting pressure on that open perpetually wound it calls a vagina
7 months ago
* ClaudeBallz throws possum's VHS of The Crying Game at Jones *
7 months ago
+ Boys Don't Cry
7 months ago
Don't forget to rewind those fuckers, either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 months ago
Post-op due!
7 months ago
It's like the Oriental Jerkstore™.
7 months ago
I would totally shop at a place called the Oriental Jerkstore, too.
7 months ago
Are you kidding? I would have a customized AmEx from the Oriental Jerkstore™
7 months ago
Ah, the American Express Chink card. You no reave home without it!
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost grabs a juice box *
7 months ago
I thought you people believed that those make you gay?
7 months ago
It's an elderly person juice box. Is ok
7 months ago
Iz only juice
7 months ago
Ah, iz nothing to worry about then.
7 months ago
Iz prune juice, too.
7 months ago
Iz definitely turdz after prunez juice.
7 months ago
Iz only smellz.....
7 months ago
He's like, the Asian version of makodragon.
7 months ago
Or is Makodragon the British version of him??
7 months ago
Dingus Khan
7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c
7 months ago
well wow

finally glad i signed in tonight
7 months ago
nice one Prance
7 months ago
Shoenice can't fuck with this dude.
7 months ago
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