points: 16

donkey vs cycle

Happy Ending?

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by possum

submitted November 11th 2017

187 comments
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comments (187)
lol the the thumbnail sums it up pretty well
6 days ago
think of how many more mildly amusing moments we might have if users could CHOOSE their thumbnails

oh well, i guess a site like that doesnt exist...
6 days ago
A boy and his donkey
6 days ago
this has to be here at least once
6 days ago
its a repost, its under donkey. but no one bothers to look anymore.
5 days ago
no , well it should be massively downvoted
5 days ago
the original?
5 days ago
original what
5 days ago
hogmaster you lying sack of shit
5 days ago
are you just deciding to search now ? ... lazy fuck
5 days ago
go blow cuddlecat
5 days ago
https://youtu.be/cHL62JmVku4?t=33s
5 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHL62JmVku4&feature=youtu.be&t=33s
5 days ago
wtf this is great
5 days ago
Whatever
5 days ago
@CW..."they're all yellow"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q95-6MFoNBQ
5 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBcKAg4bDQo
5 days ago
I thought the mule was going to give him one last love-tap to the face.
5 days ago
* possum signs out *
5 days ago
hang in there possum, at least wait for a punky link.
5 days ago
get your ass back here, poss! No music links tonight, broseph.
5 days ago
DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET YOU PRICK. HE HATES YOU.
5 days ago
*chases poss with a water hose*
5 days ago
welp, if possum's gone, I'm fucking off to zucko
5 days ago
cool.. don't let the door hit you on your way out, MD.
5 days ago
Nobodies on zucko, so I'm just gonna ridicule you for the duration
5 days ago
You unwanted piece of shite.
5 days ago
By the way, this is the internet, there are no doors you fucking mong. But nice attempt at a witty comeback.
5 days ago
Try something original you welcome outstaying pisscake.
5 days ago
i bet punks drinks mayo straight out of the jar
5 days ago
I think it's a run off.
5 days ago
naw i doubt it...i think he's still greeting folks at walmart and being a pisscake when he has the chance
5 days ago
How the fuck he ever got paid more than minimum wage is proof that meritocracy doesn't exist.
5 days ago
thank god for antifa squashing that out-dated notion
5 days ago
Could you imagine walking into Walmart and have his goofy ass waiting at the door with his phone in his hand following you in as you enter trying to show you the same Queers of the suck ass video he showed you last time you were there
5 days ago
"excuse me ma'am? i think you forgot to watch my link before you left the store"
5 days ago
I'd think I walked into a 'Planet of the Apes' themed attraction.
5 days ago
He'd likely get his vest caught on the door and trip when he tries to follow some minority out the door, phone in the hand, sniffling and pathetically yelling "Put this in your ear hole nigger, please"
5 days ago
“How are you today, welcome to Walmart.”
*no answer from the shopper*
“WELL FUCK YOU THEN NIGGER! SUCK A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL!”
5 days ago
"JK I LOVE YOU BRO" PSSHHHHHHHT *punky huffs some more duster
5 days ago
“Oh, and you can find Queen Of The Stone Age’s new CD in our music department. If you don’t like them, then you can eat my dookie.”
5 days ago
"look at this picture of me with KOL, NIGGER"
5 days ago
"HAHAHA, look at this crayon drawing I made some years ago! This cool shit never gets old shopseph!"
5 days ago
*random zeke link to follow
5 days ago
fun read
5 days ago
Does he really work at walmart?
5 days ago
No one’s really sure what he does.
5 days ago
Trust fund baby
5 days ago
Fo sho
5 days ago
He lives in rural Tennessee, so I doubt it.
5 days ago
You dont ever act like that (not even here) if you know real life and what not
5 days ago
I used to think the same thing about fries, but he made me realize there’s no limit to ignorance.
5 days ago
I hope they both hit donkeys while riding motorcycles and or scooters
5 days ago
Queers of the suck ass lol
5 days ago
OK...YOU BUTTNUGGET'S ASKED FOR IT!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLcnfp9s_M
4 days ago
watch that link, NIXY. d8)
4 days ago
1 comment in 6 hours and its that


just a reminder for the rest of you to visit that new punkyblock i made
4 days ago
🎧ZIP YOUR LIP..UNTIL..YOU'VE PICKED A SIDE🎧

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0unuTSGXU
4 days ago
^that wasn't at you, Nixy.
4 days ago
perfect timing
4 days ago
bono: spending around $100 per month for whunu and various todds to have some place to nuzzle each others wieners
MS: still has ad rev enough to stay open even though yak sucks
4 days ago
i doubt boner's place outlives sucko
4 days ago
* possum shrugs *
4 days ago
His track record considered, I'm sure he will try to dox his user list and call their work once his side goes belly up and he has spent the trust fund intended for his Gender Studies college degree.
4 days ago
Good thing it won't affect any of them however, as his patrons consist of unemployed brits, dead salesmen, ladyboy fucking vacationers, a bunch of 15 year old 4chan rejects, and a Whunu
4 days ago
it doesn't cost near $100 a month to run Zucko. I don't know who told you that, and if you guessed, you should be ashamed.

bragging about MS ad revenue is also a moot point when its the very reason nobody signs up anymore.

the TL;DR version of this comment:

- you're wrong because you don't understand computers

- MuchoZucko.com
4 days ago
Don't need to understand computers..... we have tablets
3 days ago
even better, MuchoZucko.com is mobile responsive
3 days ago
Ask fries about his Kindle
3 days ago
MS works on all my mobile devices. But the again, i have a better ping and trace route response so yeah....

Muchosucko.com
3 days ago
MS "works" on mobile the same way your operation "worked" for you

End result is something that still functions but is a little shittier than it has to be
3 days ago
MuchoZucko.com
3 days ago
d8)€==D~~
3 days ago
8 out of 10 MZ videos work on the Kindle. 0 out of 10 work on MS , not even punky dumb video links work on the Kindle
3 days ago
I'll have to agree with you. The player here sucks 9ers.
3 days ago
Hahahaha
3 days ago
8 / 10 = failure
3 days ago
* Jones watches new submission vids and scrolls through this bullshit while using his phone while at sea and snorks *
3 days ago
The pings and trace routes are amazing, even out here!
3 days ago
That IS pretty impressive.
3 days ago
Have you sent Nixon all the user pics from Zuko so he can start submitting Muchoboys over there after he upholds his end and posts November edition here
3 days ago
I wouldn't want every issue to be Whunu so had to turn him down.
3 days ago
You FUCKS
3 days ago
I am working on one though
3 days ago
Just been busier than bussymayshere
3 days ago
*fuck YOUS
3 days ago
It's gonna be a good one..... i prommise
3 days ago
I'll give you a hint...... possum chili scans!!!!!!!
3 days ago
No MB, no BB
3 days ago
Ok, fuck you then. I'll finish it later tonight and sub it for your high sea viewing pleasure.....
3 days ago
November..... coming up!!!!!!!!
3 days ago
* Jones prepares Brine Bucket *
3 days ago
*jerk towel
3 days ago
*Kjerk towel
3 days ago
That's fucking gross
3 days ago
i dont often troll anyone, but when i do it's usually bono and it's almost always really satisfying
3 days ago
I lied.... next muchoboy will need to wait until the weekend.....
3 days ago
Just go ahead and make it the decade edition.
3 days ago
Done and done
3 days ago
possum claiming he is able to troll is the closest to trolling hes actually done


he knows as well as I do all his comment did was give me an excuse to advertise MuchoZucko.com

my goal, really, is already complete.

MuchoZucko.com is in the zeitgeist of whatever remains of this site. you won't think of me without thinking of MZ.

If and when MS goes under, which could happen at literally any time at yak's annoyance, everyone will know where to go.
3 days ago
Nice fictional essay. Your belief in that statement is about as strong, as the belief in womanhood from whatever poor lad Fries manages to pull home after drag night at the local.
3 days ago
that was a really bad comeback

speaking of really bad things making a comeback, the mucho community is BACK and online at MuchoZucko.com!
3 days ago
me hums the "lowered expectations" theme song
2 days ago
shit - back to Tull vids
2 days ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII
2 days ago
yup yeah, back to Tull now though
2 days ago
dammit, now ima back down it :(
2 days ago
U wot m8?
2 days ago
ohw hi billy
5 days ago
some folks here have been hating on you just lately - any idea why?
5 days ago
NARC!!!!!!!!!
5 days ago
i cant think of any reason in particular
5 days ago
Don't put arfs in others mouths, I still appreciate a good Billy quip
5 days ago
I love to hate on BusyMays
5 days ago
me too - it wasnt a loaded question
5 days ago
BUSTED!!!!!
5 days ago
Hahaha
5 days ago
ive only ever tried to make people's day just a bit brighter
5 days ago
i meant i still like billy/herby
5 days ago
Wait... I thought Herby was, someone else...
5 days ago
thats the spirit ol sue falls chum
5 days ago
But wait!!!! There's more!!!!!!!!!!
5 days ago
* Jones frantically goes through old emails in whelps *
5 days ago
maybe nixon should be the hated one..what with his massively high repair costs not too mention stickin folks with postage due
5 days ago
* NixonsGhost pulls up private busy mays email videos and chuckles *
5 days ago
only folks i dont like atm are folks who actively try to kill MS
5 days ago
dont laugh too much..that thing still needs repairing
5 days ago
I OFFERED YOU A DISCOUTED ALL IN ONE RATE PITCHMAN!!!!!!!!!!
5 days ago
WITH SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 days ago
do you offer layaway plans?
5 days ago
Well, you know how to reach me Mr. Busy
5 days ago
i do broseph
5 days ago
Stop being so hard on yourself posseph
5 days ago
We could probably work something out, buddy....
5 days ago
youre still the man NG
5 days ago
It's a curse... I swear
5 days ago
fuck you barfy
5 days ago
* NixonsGhost clears work bench and recalibrates Simpson meter *
5 days ago
break out the TDS2000C
5 days ago
Holy shit balls!!!!
5 days ago
* Jones measures POTUSF dohs and donuts for him *
5 days ago
now i hate both of you nerds
5 days ago
Perform an FFT just for the hell of it, POTUSF.
5 days ago
Holy fucking shit balls!!!!
5 days ago
Why you little FUCK!
* Jones strangles Nixon *
5 days ago
yay!
5 days ago
This could make a decent Farmers Insurance commercial. “Donkey VS Cycle...and we covered it!”
5 days ago
*anti subaru commercial..... "they died"
5 days ago
Subaru would never put a donkey in their commercials.
5 days ago
ANTI, dummy
5 days ago
Yeah, and who the fuck is gonna produce it? You’d have cease amd desist letters before the end of the week. Fuckin engineers...always about “coulda” and not “shoulda.”
5 days ago
What about woulda?
5 days ago
No.
5 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbA5Xgo7sT8
5 days ago
bum de bum bum bum-bum-bum
5 days ago
bum sometimes looks like burn to me
5 days ago
JK Simmons is a hell of an actor. Won an academy award for his role in Whiplash.
5 days ago
okay
5 days ago
Goddamn right it’s okay.
5 days ago
Stop talking at him possum
5 days ago
* possum wanders *
5 days ago
Whimsically?
5 days ago
Barret is going to be so passive aggressively angry when he sees how much you guys are talking at each other, not with each other.
5 days ago
like he even has a face anymore
5 days ago
yo mako, I still have half a bottle of rum left. I got your back buddy
5 days ago
I-I think
5 days ago
Umm, okay.
5 days ago
goddamn right it's okay!
5 days ago
I know, I already said that.
5 days ago
MAKO WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 days ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPhaG1ud38
5 days ago
Only cos I had his back...
5 days ago
Yes, you’re a hell of a wingman, Md. Good job.
5 days ago
you're a hell of a sarcastic bastard mako. Nice!
5 days ago
Lol I was trying to be nice about it
5 days ago
oh in that case, cheers bro! Us makos have gotta stick together.
5 days ago
Who knows when those mammalians will try to one up us.
5 days ago
Eh, not all mammalians are bad. Except dolphins. Dolphins are assholes.
5 days ago
I bet dolphin tastes good. Like whale or turtle.
5 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX-3pqFzimU
5 days ago
narrated by unscented mako
5 days ago
You can still get whale meat at Tsukiji fish market in Japan. It’ll probably be labeled as “bluefin tuna filet.”
5 days ago
Okay
5 days ago
* NixonsGhost factchecks with kennelpedia *
5 days ago
sounds more like it was narrated by fries magawd
5 days ago
They call it “obaike,“ Nix. Inb4 okay.
5 days ago
* NixonsGhost throws Shaq's last tube of icey hot at CCF *
5 days ago
* JamesTKirk throws whunu at PresidentJew *
5 days ago
BELOW THE BELT!!!!!!!
5 days ago
Ugh, ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
5 days ago
We call that a desperation move, Cap'n
5 days ago
I have to travel next week.
5 days ago
Besides, only whunu would display the same properties as icy-hot
5 days ago
Many people are traveling next week. It’s called Thanksgiving.
5 days ago
Airport shitter videos or you're a liar
5 days ago
And that's a run off
5 days ago
Hahaha
5 days ago
Maybe he had to poop.
5 days ago
Um, you two geniuses realize thanksgiving is the week after, right?
5 days ago
Haha
5 days ago
Thanksgiving is the 23rd.
5 days ago
The only way i know when it's thanksgiving is when you sub your bucket o' brine
5 days ago
PS, does this mean you're gonna sub some shitter videos?
5 days ago
Who gives a fuck
5 days ago
Don't be mad cause you can't celebrate thanksgiving
5 days ago
Nix, you’re forgetting: he has to cook the dinner. Beef stew, sandwiches, vodka, and cashews for all!
5 days ago
Fries is always gettin stuffed year round. Stoopid turkey
5 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg&app=desktop
5 days ago
“And knowing is half the battle!”
5 days ago
And I just realized you fossils are too old to get that.
5 days ago
Makopedia search: cashew sandwich
5 days ago
I put cashews in my chicken salad when I make sandwiches with it. That’s all you’re gettin from me.
5 days ago
Plus cashew chicken is a good dish stir fried in a wok with some veggies, garlic, and hoisin sauce.
5 days ago
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