points: 16

donkey vs cycle

Happy Ending?

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by possum

submitted November 11th 2017

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lol the the thumbnail sums it up pretty well
11 months ago
think of how many more mildly amusing moments we might have if users could CHOOSE their thumbnails

oh well, i guess a site like that doesnt exist...
11 months ago
A boy and his donkey
11 months ago
this has to be here at least once
11 months ago
its a repost, its under donkey. but no one bothers to look anymore.
11 months ago
no , well it should be massively downvoted
11 months ago
the original?
11 months ago
original what
11 months ago
hogmaster you lying sack of shit
11 months ago
are you just deciding to search now ? ... lazy fuck
11 months ago
go blow cuddlecat
11 months ago
https://youtu.be/cHL62JmVku4?t=33s
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHL62JmVku4&feature=youtu.be&t=33s
11 months ago
wtf this is great
11 months ago
Whatever
11 months ago
@CW..."they're all yellow"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q95-6MFoNBQ
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBcKAg4bDQo
11 months ago
I thought the mule was going to give him one last love-tap to the face.
11 months ago
* possum signs out *
11 months ago
hang in there possum, at least wait for a punky link.
11 months ago
get your ass back here, poss! No music links tonight, broseph.
11 months ago
DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET YOU PRICK. HE HATES YOU.
11 months ago
*chases poss with a water hose*
11 months ago
welp, if possum's gone, I'm fucking off to zucko
11 months ago
cool.. don't let the door hit you on your way out, MD.
11 months ago
Nobodies on zucko, so I'm just gonna ridicule you for the duration
11 months ago
You unwanted piece of shite.
11 months ago
By the way, this is the internet, there are no doors you fucking mong. But nice attempt at a witty comeback.
11 months ago
Try something original you welcome outstaying pisscake.
11 months ago
i bet punks drinks mayo straight out of the jar
11 months ago
I think it's a run off.
11 months ago
naw i doubt it...i think he's still greeting folks at walmart and being a pisscake when he has the chance
11 months ago
How the fuck he ever got paid more than minimum wage is proof that meritocracy doesn't exist.
11 months ago
thank god for antifa squashing that out-dated notion
11 months ago
Could you imagine walking into Walmart and have his goofy ass waiting at the door with his phone in his hand following you in as you enter trying to show you the same Queers of the suck ass video he showed you last time you were there
11 months ago
"excuse me ma'am? i think you forgot to watch my link before you left the store"
11 months ago
I'd think I walked into a 'Planet of the Apes' themed attraction.
11 months ago
He'd likely get his vest caught on the door and trip when he tries to follow some minority out the door, phone in the hand, sniffling and pathetically yelling "Put this in your ear hole nigger, please"
11 months ago
“How are you today, welcome to Walmart.”
*no answer from the shopper*
“WELL FUCK YOU THEN NIGGER! SUCK A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL!”
11 months ago
"JK I LOVE YOU BRO" PSSHHHHHHHT *punky huffs some more duster
11 months ago
“Oh, and you can find Queen Of The Stone Age’s new CD in our music department. If you don’t like them, then you can eat my dookie.”
11 months ago
"look at this picture of me with KOL, NIGGER"
11 months ago
"HAHAHA, look at this crayon drawing I made some years ago! This cool shit never gets old shopseph!"
11 months ago
*random zeke link to follow
11 months ago
fun read
11 months ago
Does he really work at walmart?
11 months ago
No one’s really sure what he does.
11 months ago
Trust fund baby
11 months ago
Fo sho
11 months ago
He lives in rural Tennessee, so I doubt it.
11 months ago
You dont ever act like that (not even here) if you know real life and what not
11 months ago
I used to think the same thing about fries, but he made me realize there’s no limit to ignorance.
11 months ago
I hope they both hit donkeys while riding motorcycles and or scooters
11 months ago
Queers of the suck ass lol
11 months ago
OK...YOU BUTTNUGGET'S ASKED FOR IT!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLcnfp9s_M
11 months ago
watch that link, NIXY. d8)
11 months ago
1 comment in 6 hours and its that


just a reminder for the rest of you to visit that new punkyblock i made
11 months ago
🎧ZIP YOUR LIP..UNTIL..YOU'VE PICKED A SIDE🎧

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0unuTSGXU
11 months ago
^that wasn't at you, Nixy.
11 months ago
perfect timing
11 months ago
bono: spending around $100 per month for whunu and various todds to have some place to nuzzle each others wieners
MS: still has ad rev enough to stay open even though yak sucks
11 months ago
i doubt boner's place outlives sucko
11 months ago
* possum shrugs *
11 months ago
His track record considered, I'm sure he will try to dox his user list and call their work once his side goes belly up and he has spent the trust fund intended for his Gender Studies college degree.
11 months ago
Good thing it won't affect any of them however, as his patrons consist of unemployed brits, dead salesmen, ladyboy fucking vacationers, a bunch of 15 year old 4chan rejects, and a Whunu
11 months ago
it doesn't cost near $100 a month to run Zucko. I don't know who told you that, and if you guessed, you should be ashamed.

bragging about MS ad revenue is also a moot point when its the very reason nobody signs up anymore.

the TL;DR version of this comment:

- you're wrong because you don't understand computers

- MuchoZucko.com
11 months ago
Don't need to understand computers..... we have tablets
11 months ago
even better, MuchoZucko.com is mobile responsive
11 months ago
Ask fries about his Kindle
11 months ago
MS works on all my mobile devices. But the again, i have a better ping and trace route response so yeah....

Muchosucko.com
11 months ago
MS "works" on mobile the same way your operation "worked" for you

End result is something that still functions but is a little shittier than it has to be
11 months ago
MuchoZucko.com
11 months ago
d8)€==D~~
11 months ago
8 out of 10 MZ videos work on the Kindle. 0 out of 10 work on MS , not even punky dumb video links work on the Kindle
11 months ago
I'll have to agree with you. The player here sucks 9ers.
11 months ago
Hahahaha
11 months ago
8 / 10 = failure
11 months ago
* Jones watches new submission vids and scrolls through this bullshit while using his phone while at sea and snorks *
11 months ago
The pings and trace routes are amazing, even out here!
11 months ago
That IS pretty impressive.
11 months ago
Have you sent Nixon all the user pics from Zuko so he can start submitting Muchoboys over there after he upholds his end and posts November edition here
11 months ago
I wouldn't want every issue to be Whunu so had to turn him down.
11 months ago
You FUCKS
11 months ago
I am working on one though
11 months ago
Just been busier than bussymayshere
11 months ago
*fuck YOUS
11 months ago
It's gonna be a good one..... i prommise
11 months ago
I'll give you a hint...... possum chili scans!!!!!!!
11 months ago
No MB, no BB
11 months ago
Ok, fuck you then. I'll finish it later tonight and sub it for your high sea viewing pleasure.....
11 months ago
November..... coming up!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
* Jones prepares Brine Bucket *
11 months ago
*jerk towel
11 months ago
*Kjerk towel
11 months ago
That's fucking gross
11 months ago
i dont often troll anyone, but when i do it's usually bono and it's almost always really satisfying
11 months ago
I lied.... next muchoboy will need to wait until the weekend.....
11 months ago
Just go ahead and make it the decade edition.
11 months ago
Done and done
11 months ago
possum claiming he is able to troll is the closest to trolling hes actually done


he knows as well as I do all his comment did was give me an excuse to advertise MuchoZucko.com

my goal, really, is already complete.

MuchoZucko.com is in the zeitgeist of whatever remains of this site. you won't think of me without thinking of MZ.

If and when MS goes under, which could happen at literally any time at yak's annoyance, everyone will know where to go.
11 months ago
Nice fictional essay. Your belief in that statement is about as strong, as the belief in womanhood from whatever poor lad Fries manages to pull home after drag night at the local.
11 months ago
that was a really bad comeback

speaking of really bad things making a comeback, the mucho community is BACK and online at MuchoZucko.com!
11 months ago
me hums the "lowered expectations" theme song
11 months ago
shit - back to Tull vids
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII
11 months ago
yup yeah, back to Tull now though
11 months ago
dammit, now ima back down it :(
11 months ago
U wot m8?
11 months ago
ohw hi billy
11 months ago
some folks here have been hating on you just lately - any idea why?
11 months ago
NARC!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
i cant think of any reason in particular
11 months ago
Don't put arfs in others mouths, I still appreciate a good Billy quip
11 months ago
I love to hate on BusyMays
11 months ago
me too - it wasnt a loaded question
11 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!
11 months ago
Hahaha
11 months ago
ive only ever tried to make people's day just a bit brighter
11 months ago
i meant i still like billy/herby
11 months ago
Wait... I thought Herby was, someone else...
11 months ago
thats the spirit ol sue falls chum
11 months ago
But wait!!!! There's more!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
* Jones frantically goes through old emails in whelps *
11 months ago
maybe nixon should be the hated one..what with his massively high repair costs not too mention stickin folks with postage due
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost pulls up private busy mays email videos and chuckles *
11 months ago
only folks i dont like atm are folks who actively try to kill MS
11 months ago
dont laugh too much..that thing still needs repairing
11 months ago
I OFFERED YOU A DISCOUTED ALL IN ONE RATE PITCHMAN!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
WITH SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
do you offer layaway plans?
11 months ago
Well, you know how to reach me Mr. Busy
11 months ago
i do broseph
11 months ago
Stop being so hard on yourself posseph
11 months ago
We could probably work something out, buddy....
11 months ago
youre still the man NG
11 months ago
It's a curse... I swear
11 months ago
fuck you barfy
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost clears work bench and recalibrates Simpson meter *
11 months ago
break out the TDS2000C
11 months ago
Holy shit balls!!!!
11 months ago
* Jones measures POTUSF dohs and donuts for him *
11 months ago
now i hate both of you nerds
11 months ago
Perform an FFT just for the hell of it, POTUSF.
11 months ago
Holy fucking shit balls!!!!
11 months ago
Why you little FUCK!
* Jones strangles Nixon *
11 months ago
yay!
11 months ago
This could make a decent Farmers Insurance commercial. “Donkey VS Cycle...and we covered it!”
11 months ago
*anti subaru commercial..... "they died"
11 months ago
Subaru would never put a donkey in their commercials.
11 months ago
ANTI, dummy
11 months ago
Yeah, and who the fuck is gonna produce it? You’d have cease amd desist letters before the end of the week. Fuckin engineers...always about “coulda” and not “shoulda.”
11 months ago
What about woulda?
11 months ago
No.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbA5Xgo7sT8
11 months ago
bum de bum bum bum-bum-bum
11 months ago
bum sometimes looks like burn to me
11 months ago
JK Simmons is a hell of an actor. Won an academy award for his role in Whiplash.
11 months ago
okay
11 months ago
Goddamn right it’s okay.
11 months ago
Stop talking at him possum
11 months ago
* possum wanders *
11 months ago
Whimsically?
11 months ago
Barret is going to be so passive aggressively angry when he sees how much you guys are talking at each other, not with each other.
11 months ago
like he even has a face anymore
11 months ago
yo mako, I still have half a bottle of rum left. I got your back buddy
11 months ago
I-I think
11 months ago
Umm, okay.
11 months ago
goddamn right it's okay!
11 months ago
I know, I already said that.
11 months ago
MAKO WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPhaG1ud38
11 months ago
Only cos I had his back...
11 months ago
Yes, you’re a hell of a wingman, Md. Good job.
11 months ago
you're a hell of a sarcastic bastard mako. Nice!
11 months ago
Lol I was trying to be nice about it
11 months ago
oh in that case, cheers bro! Us makos have gotta stick together.
11 months ago
Who knows when those mammalians will try to one up us.
11 months ago
Eh, not all mammalians are bad. Except dolphins. Dolphins are assholes.
11 months ago
I bet dolphin tastes good. Like whale or turtle.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX-3pqFzimU
11 months ago
narrated by unscented mako
11 months ago
You can still get whale meat at Tsukiji fish market in Japan. It’ll probably be labeled as “bluefin tuna filet.”
11 months ago
Okay
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost factchecks with kennelpedia *
11 months ago
sounds more like it was narrated by fries magawd
11 months ago
They call it “obaike,“ Nix. Inb4 okay.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Shaq's last tube of icey hot at CCF *
11 months ago
* JamesTKirk throws whunu at PresidentJew *
11 months ago
BELOW THE BELT!!!!!!!
11 months ago
Ugh, ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
11 months ago
We call that a desperation move, Cap'n
11 months ago
I have to travel next week.
11 months ago
Besides, only whunu would display the same properties as icy-hot
11 months ago
Many people are traveling next week. It’s called Thanksgiving.
11 months ago
Airport shitter videos or you're a liar
11 months ago
And that's a run off
11 months ago
Hahaha
11 months ago
Maybe he had to poop.
11 months ago
Um, you two geniuses realize thanksgiving is the week after, right?
11 months ago
Haha
11 months ago
Thanksgiving is the 23rd.
11 months ago
The only way i know when it's thanksgiving is when you sub your bucket o' brine
11 months ago
PS, does this mean you're gonna sub some shitter videos?
11 months ago
Who gives a fuck
11 months ago
Don't be mad cause you can't celebrate thanksgiving
11 months ago
Nix, you’re forgetting: he has to cook the dinner. Beef stew, sandwiches, vodka, and cashews for all!
11 months ago
Fries is always gettin stuffed year round. Stoopid turkey
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg&app=desktop
11 months ago
“And knowing is half the battle!”
11 months ago
And I just realized you fossils are too old to get that.
11 months ago
Makopedia search: cashew sandwich
11 months ago
I put cashews in my chicken salad when I make sandwiches with it. That’s all you’re gettin from me.
11 months ago
Plus cashew chicken is a good dish stir fried in a wok with some veggies, garlic, and hoisin sauce.
11 months ago
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