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Hot coffee to the face

Poor dude just wanted a chili cheese dog and now he's a witness.

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by Jones

submitted November 10th 2017

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Ah, Manhattan at night. Gotta love it.
8 months ago
"STAAAAHP..STAHP IT!"


"YOU GOD DAMN PIZZA SHIT!!!!"
8 months ago
lol
8 months ago
Unfortunately, Nixon is the one going to jail in this.
8 months ago
Cops in NY don’t waste their time with shit like that.
8 months ago
* JamesTKirk waves at PresidentFuck *
8 months ago
The brothers would see his cane and mug him right away.
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost uses phone call to sexy chat bail monies out of Cap'n Fuck *
8 months ago
Lol good luck
8 months ago
Delayed bravery reaction. Just like fries.
8 months ago
Mako @1:12
8 months ago
I never lived in NYC as an adult, you fucking idiot.
8 months ago
All those states in that area are basically NY to everyone else not living there.......
8 months ago
Because people suck at geography, apparently. That’s an 8 hour drive from here.
8 months ago
I call that NNY
8 months ago
Near enough to New York
8 months ago
We're rounding up
8 months ago
That’s like me calling where you live Mexico.
8 months ago
And we can't be bothered by official state lines
8 months ago
Now you're rounding down......
8 months ago
Fuck, you’re sounding like Punky now.
8 months ago
Hahaha
8 months ago
that's the dumbest excuse ever mako... you don't need to live in NYC to be a Checker cab driving fuck
8 months ago
Here we go........
8 months ago
to be honest I once thought Washington DC was in New York
8 months ago
Fuck, and you call me dumb? Also, Checker cabs were only produced until 1982. There’s about ten of them left in the entire world.
8 months ago
I guess you have to a be a drunken and retarded mong to be an ass wiper and maker of sandwiches.
8 months ago
funny how I tell things honestly and yet you deny everything
8 months ago
What’s even funnier is how you have absolutely no fucking clue what you’re talking about. Run along and help uncle Albert to the loo.
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost checks flights to NNY *
8 months ago
* Mako checks flights to Denver, the capital of Mexico. *
8 months ago
Sweet..... we can take selfies by the smoking turtle statue
8 months ago
Smoking turtle? The Colfax Ave neighborhood where you live looks really upscale, too https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ruxyZYOZQRo
8 months ago
That's whete i pick up chicks while cruzing
8 months ago
Lol I didn’t see too many chicks in that vid
8 months ago
I already picked 'em up, dummy
8 months ago
Haha
8 months ago
Oh, I see. Hopefully they had hourly rates.
8 months ago
Bulk discount
8 months ago
It’s always better to buy in bulk.
8 months ago
*cups
8 months ago
now this...is awesomeness!
8 months ago
If that was McDonalds coffee the dudes face would have melted off and splat on the floor like an uncooked pizza.
8 months ago
Kinda feel sorry for the old guy in a weird way.. you can tell he was just having a shitty grumpy moment... felt bad about it... didn't mean to be a shitty person. An unfortunate encounter.
8 months ago
Am I the guy getting coffee on my face or the kid saying stop in the most flamboyantly gayest way possible?
8 months ago
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