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Guy in Trash Bin High as a Kite

Don't do drugs

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by Jones

submitted November 10th 2017

103 comments
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Kurupt needs help.
1 week ago

Magawd
This is what Kur has been up to.
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7 days ago
cant be Kurupt as he isn't wearing his faggotass headscarf
6 days ago
Bless his heart.
6 days ago
is that your home
6 days ago
is he really high ? he said gargantuan ffs
6 days ago
have you ever done a drug fries?
6 days ago
he's a british dug i think
6 days ago
" i dont do drugs!"...

"now where's my beer?"
6 days ago
*vodka and coke
6 days ago
*vodka with one ice cube in a dirty rocks glass.
6 days ago
classier than me. I pour my drinks into a pint glass.
6 days ago
You use a glass? I’ve only seen you drink straight from the bottle, save for the 6 in 60.
6 days ago
hahahah I alternate. Sometimes I take a few swigs straight outta the bottle to get my buzz on quickly.
6 days ago
I did some cannabis years ago but I cant ever remember being able to say big words like 'gargantuan'
6 days ago
well, maybe you wanna try a stimulant instead.
6 days ago
no thanks , I get enough stimulation
6 days ago
cuddle cat. Amirite?
6 days ago
also Jones description is words to live by
6 days ago
the only drug with cuddle cat is love
6 days ago
I think a lot of drugs are fine in moderation. They are just extremely difficult to take in moderation.
6 days ago
yes , its bad enough trying to kick alcohol
6 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No
6 days ago
Reminds of that Asian chick who crawled into the waters supply of a hotel and was dead for a month before they found her.
6 days ago
I rem that...happened in an old hotel in L.A. They only found her because people were complaining the water smelled and tasted odd. They drained the old cistern tank and there she was.
6 days ago
Elisa Lam - the vid of her in the elevator before she disappeared is pretty creepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TjVBpyTeZM
6 days ago
That’s the one. She was acting all fucked up but had no history of drug use or mental problems.
6 days ago
And allegedly the roof had locked access and the tank was closed after her - not to mention what the fuck was up with the elevator not closing for her
6 days ago
Yeah, that was an odd case.
6 days ago
i blame punky
6 days ago
Case closed!
6 days ago
lol @ "that was an odd case".

P.I. Makopedia, 2017
6 days ago
I’m correct though.
6 days ago
You're not wrong.

You know what troubles me though. Those Chinese face cancer subs.

I really feel for those people, so can't make jokes about them in the comments.
6 days ago
I keep wondering how the heck it happens, because we’ve seen two people now that it happened to. And I think both were Vietnamese. Maybe it’s not cancer...flesh eating bacteria?
6 days ago
Yeah, those are some odd cases.
6 days ago
Indeed, Deputy Dog.
6 days ago
You might be right in both cases. The language doesn't sound chinese, but I couldn't place it myself. They must also be too poor to afford treatment.
6 days ago
evrybudys being right!!!!!!
6 days ago
If you Google “vietnamese rotting faces” there’s some news websites that talk about people in Vietnam with the same problems, but Idk how true the stories are. Kinda makes me wonder if they get sick from contaminated water or food.
6 days ago
Now I'm worried about Barret's cherub face
6 days ago
i will google that there thing right after i join ChubbyLezbian.com
6 days ago
So, later on tonight then.
6 days ago
I think its due to bad duster
6 days ago
I’m surprised poss knows about Google, he can barely use a fuckin scanner.
6 days ago
I really wanna see possum's balls scanned. Does that make me weird?
6 days ago
Scanner balls...sounds like a movie you’d see on SyFy.
6 days ago
Starring TR
6 days ago
* possum backs slowly away from MD now *
6 days ago
And fries. Or is he only into cock?
6 days ago
that's it possum... slowwwwwly ;)
6 days ago
Then give me a spin
6 days ago
eeeeee?
6 days ago
I think I even eeeee'd myself there
6 days ago
double eeeeee
6 days ago
aka Barret’s cup size.
6 days ago
full eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeengaged
6 days ago
brb, I gotta change into an older used pair of pants
6 days ago
You’re scaring the marsupial, MD.
6 days ago
Sorry possum, the booze is going straight to my head. No homo, bro.
6 days ago
http://muchosucko.com/105789/Don’t forget to brush your teeth
6 days ago
I though I was the only one to brush my teeth in the bathtub while showering.
6 days ago
Possum's balls are already on here.....
6 days ago
I shave my face in the shower, that’s about it. I don’t wanna take a chance at shorting out my Sonicare because it charges wirelessly.
6 days ago
I use the cheapest toothbrushes and I don't even replace them for a few years. Dentist says my teeth are perfect. Like a penis, it's down to your technique.
6 days ago
As long as you brush everyday, you’re probably okay. I’ve never had a cavity that required novocaine mice elf, just a few dings a chips that required a bonding.
6 days ago
*and
6 days ago
I brush when my teeth are dirty. I don't eat sweets though, and I floss.
6 days ago
Dentists say flossing is really important. We went from a weird chick in an elevator, to rotting faces, to possum’s balls, to a toothbrushing tranny, to oral hygiene. Good thread, guys.
6 days ago
I think a lot of people overbrush their teeth and that's how their teeth become so sensitive to temperature.
6 days ago
I haven't brushed my teeth in two weeks
6 days ago
Nobody has said anything.......
6 days ago
Hahaha
6 days ago
hahaha
6 days ago
Well, it’s not like you’re in contact with many people, Nix.
6 days ago
I have an electric toothbrush, too and I always brush my teeth in the shower. It's just easier.
6 days ago
ewwww...
6 days ago
Mine was a $200 gift so I didn’t wanna fuck it up and cause it to stop working. Maybe I’ll try it.
6 days ago
I couldn't stand that. I brush my teeth every night and usually just scrap my tongue and use mouth wash in the morning.
6 days ago
I gotta brush every night. I feel dirty if I don’t.
6 days ago
I only ever had to replace mine once and that was because the metal attach spoke came loose off of the rotor.
6 days ago
I brush my gums and tongue. Even my tonsils.

My teeth can stay clean and plaque free for days.
6 days ago
I love the taste of that alcohol-free Listerine. My dentist swears by it.
6 days ago
* NixonsGhost researches toothbrush repairs for loot *
6 days ago
There's this shit they got at Wal-Mart called Thoms(sp) that is awesome.
6 days ago
A lot of the more commercial mouth washes are all sugar.
6 days ago
Tom’s of Maine is supposed to be all-natural type shit. The Listerine I use is a flouride rinse.
6 days ago
Punky after losing his storage room of fapping paradise
6 days ago
huh?
6 days ago
you dumb cunt.
6 days ago
Lol you reminded me of Ricky Roma, MD https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jk6S_LdGC8
6 days ago
That look of disgust. Very appropriate.
6 days ago
Al Pacino was great in that role. Lots of good talent in that movie.
6 days ago
Now I look upon Spacey with disgust though. Despite his talent as an actor.
6 days ago
Eh, I try to look at it the way I view athletes: I can respect what they do and their talent in their given sport but still dislike them as a person.
6 days ago
Example 1 (for me at least):
George Clooney
6 days ago
One for me would be OJ Simpson. He probably killed two people and got away with it and did ten years for armed robbery and kidnapping, but the guy is still one of the best NFL runningbacks to play the game.
6 days ago
Cripples always get away with it!!!!!
6 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYXXhn9fMYs&app=desktop
6 days ago
The Juice is loose!!!!!
6 days ago
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was fiddling some prepubescent boy at the set of a movie.
6 days ago
BUSTED!!!!!
6 days ago
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