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featuredmuchoers gone wild

by makodragon

submitted November 8th 2017

104 comments
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I hope Barret or Claude shops a big nigger dick over that bottle. 8P

Jk..awesome sub, broseph!

Lick deez nutz d8)€3⬅nigger!
2 months ago
cant you do anything for yourself
2 months ago
sure. You ready for this?

2 months ago
DOH!!
2 months ago
FUCK YOU, DRAGON!!!!
2 months ago
I be drankin' again!

Ahhh unemployment
2 months ago
YAYZ!!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
FUCK WORK!!!!
2 months ago
you work your ass off...and then you die. shit doesn't make sense!!
2 months ago
your hairspray skillz suck, MD! hahaha
2 months ago
JamesCordenlookinassnigga
2 months ago
I'm growing my hair negroes!
2 months ago
Nice look. What is that? Unemployed?
2 months ago
huhuhhuhuh!
2 months ago
Just tell people you’re an “artist....”and that you were “unjobbed.”
2 months ago
In the US you’d be known as an “actor.”
2 months ago
*in between careers
2 months ago
That too.
2 months ago
It's been working so far :D

Need to get rejobbed sooon though. Not enough money to pay for my booze and drug habits.
2 months ago
It adds up quickly.
2 months ago
It do!

Not sure who's going to employ me with my hair though. Fussy cunts. Bet they'd employ some slapper with rainbow hair though.
2 months ago
Just remember to dress for the job that you want, not the job that you have.
2 months ago
Move to Colorado and in with Nixon. You can be his caregiver and every state resident gets a free ounce of weed every month.
2 months ago
You're a cool guy Mako.

How comes you don't have no little shark pups swimming abouts?

Hows about that Nix? You can have a British butler type dude, a la Batman.
2 months ago
This is how I feel when I think about getting jobbed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCehccEZzX4
2 months ago
People ask me all the time why i don’t have kids, tbh. To me, 41 is too old to start a family. Plus I had to be available 24 hours a day when I was in the taxi and limo industry. Women hated that I had to put on a suit and leave at 3 a.m. to pick someone up at the airport.
2 months ago
41? Dude, you're a fucking youngster!
2 months ago
My uncle's a cabbie, he does the same thing, and I get it. And that's women for you dude. Shallow cunts.
2 months ago
Right, and then I had to come home and hop in my taxi for sometimes as long as twelve hours. If I wanted a day for me and my lady, I had to have someone else drive my car or take my business phone and work for me.
2 months ago
okay, so now you're past that mate. You don't have those demands on you anymore.It's an injustice for you to not have a family in my opinion.

I mean, me, on the other hand, I fully expect not to have a family because I don''t think it's worth killing myself for, but you've done your time man.
2 months ago
My current lady’s kids are in college, but she has her own practice and now it’s her that works all day (she’s a neurologist specializing in sleep disorders) She probably added a few years to my life when she noticed that I periodically stopped breathing in my sleep.
2 months ago
At least you have an interesting woman! Knock that bitch up though! hahah
2 months ago
Lol she had a tubal ligation after her second kid. My cousin is 18 and I’m putting her through college right now, like I did for her brother before her, because my aunt is a fucking broke basketcase. And if this kid skips one more Saturday class, I’m gonna put her through a wall instead of college.
2 months ago
get her to reverse that shit. C'mon man. You deserve it dude.

The wrong people get to breed man. You just said it yourself practically.
2 months ago
Meh, she’s a freshman so she’s gonna make dumb mistakes. She drives nearly three hours back to Syracuse every weekend to be with her punk ass Bosnian boyfriend.
2 months ago
Send me your resume MD
2 months ago
Jesus dude, that's grim. Bosnian... Fuck me. Dumb mistakes is an understatement.
2 months ago
Highlight specifically your ability to solder and identify resistor values
2 months ago
They’ve known each other since they were kids. His father kicked the shit out of him last week when he found the kid was selling weed. 18 years old and he works in a warehouse making $10 an hour. I need to fix my cousin up with a nice rich kid that’s gonna be an engineer or something.
2 months ago
Send me your cousin's resume Mako
2 months ago
I AM an Engineer!!!!
2 months ago
Hahahaha
2 months ago
Nix, what is the name of your occupation? Electrical engineer?
2 months ago
Meh, only job she ever had was working in a day care center. She’s majoring in forensics. As it is I’ve got my certification exam coming up for financial planning and can’t keep worrying about her.
2 months ago
I'm a project manager really. Mechanical engineer by schooling. But, i have studied electronics my whole life. All the repair shit is a side gig for me.
2 months ago
Day care center you day? Perfect!!!!!
2 months ago
I need to be cared for in the day.....
2 months ago
You guys are pretty awesome. Unsung heroes.
2 months ago
* samsung hero
2 months ago
Lol no Nix, daycare center for toddlers
2 months ago
:(
2 months ago
Haha
2 months ago
*Nursery home
2 months ago
I will remember this thread. Mako loved his checker cab more than anything else. Silly faggot
2 months ago
And fries loves cock and vodka more than anything else. POS loser.
2 months ago
How the fuck can you even see?
2 months ago
hahahha
2 months ago
He’s like a catfish: he uses the whiskers on his face to taste and smell his way around.
2 months ago
I finally get the Dragon part of your name, fucking chink-eyed freak
2 months ago
the neck has spoken
2 months ago
You're one to talk with that neck-rug of yours
2 months ago
wow, i think i might live longer than MD
2 months ago
not that that's bragging or anything :(
2 months ago
Alas, at least he outlives poor Yorick
2 months ago
not to mention Prance Hamlet
2 months ago
^i have no idea what that means but it was fun typing it
2 months ago
I've got no clue as to whom your are referring to
2 months ago
did you know that i have a new non-jewish GF now?
2 months ago
Does this one actually have a pulse then?
2 months ago
And is that the bitch that made you quit paying for pro and stop subbing content?
2 months ago
I'm seeing a Faroese chick with hairy nipples - she was a virgin it turned iut
2 months ago
Glad to see Lobos rebounded.
2 months ago
Can it even be classified as a rebound when it's after Seagull?
2 months ago
re....sunk?
2 months ago
* possum rewatches Das Boot *
2 months ago
spoiler alert: it sinks.
2 months ago
You fucks!!!!!!
2 months ago
* Jones throws a pedophilic and infected Charlie Sheen at POTUSF *
2 months ago
Touche
2 months ago
Fake
2 months ago
That was just water......
2 months ago
🚌🐻

BUSTED!
2 months ago
"It's only water, in a stranger's beers"
2 months ago
hmm..
2 months ago
shut upsy
2 months ago
* PunkyBruiser fucks off back to work *
2 months ago
YAY!
2 months ago
Stop talking at him!... and don't talk with him either
2 months ago
as long as he's working and not huffing i think it's safe
2 months ago
You honestly think he doesn't huff during his break from washing dishes?
2 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!!
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE
2 months ago
* possum opts for the 5-mnute version *
2 months ago
Nixon's right, I have a water drinking problem. It's keeping me alive god damnit!
2 months ago
myth busted
2 months ago
busted like your ringpiece
2 months ago
my cockring is made of kryptonite?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2s2M-M4lds
2 months ago
@Dragon

drink more water...H2O will keep you alive and focused.
2 months ago
my ringpiece works fine , thank you very much
2 months ago
His boyfriend tells him so^
2 months ago
Oliver Hardys reincarnation
2 months ago
This place iz silly
2 months ago
suck my 9'er punky
2 months ago
recover password