points: 14

King Turd

Sitting proudly!

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by makodragon

submitted November 6th 2017

40 comments
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Now thats a beez
8 months ago
from now on if I do a turd like this im going to call it a 'mako'
8 months ago
Funny, when I take a dump, I call it an Ian.
8 months ago
And if you have turds that large, maybe you should stop taking it up the ass, fag.
8 months ago
well I would use your first name but im not some sort of psycho-snooping ninja
8 months ago
My first name has been used openly on Mucho many times. You just burned out your memory with vodka to the point that you don’t remember it.
8 months ago
hot
8 months ago
perhaps I had read it but its of so little significance I paid it no attention whatsoever
8 months ago
The best part is fries has a video on Mucho where he says his own last name, but he’s too stupid to remember that.
8 months ago
here here..my dear watson
8 months ago
It’s “hear hear,” you spaz.
8 months ago
did you listen to my link, Sharko?
8 months ago
i blame autospell
8 months ago
Nobody listens to your links, Punky.
8 months ago
hear hear...fuckwad!
8 months ago
see yet again I have to agree with mako. stop doing this to me punky !!
8 months ago
You keep on using that expression. I do not think it means what you think it means.
8 months ago
if you listen to one of my links fries...I'll go away forever. Ya gotta prove to me that you listened to all of it though.
8 months ago
well I doubt Holmes said it anyway
8 months ago
I don’t think he did, either. Holmes also never said “Elementary, my dear Watson!” in any of the stories. He did have a cocaine habit, though.
8 months ago
he also died early in the books at the hands of Moriarty
8 months ago
That always struck me as odd, because Moriarty was only featured
in two of the Holmes stories. He was really just a narrative device.
8 months ago
IS IT GONNA TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE??!!!!
8 months ago
Aside from being a record breaking turd, it could probably beat you in an IQ test, but that's going to be about it's best achievement.
8 months ago
yeah..I'm sooooo stupid..nigger.
8 months ago
stupid is as stupid does. You're fucking retarded in that regard.
8 months ago
I've never heard you say anything remotely intellectual. Ever. Your knowlege of the world is the equivalent of a chimpanzee held in capitivity.
8 months ago
And you're still too chicken shit to post your tiny peen.
8 months ago
huh?
8 months ago
I'm saying you have a tiny penis and you're too afraid to post it because you are a pussy.
8 months ago
A massive pussy.
8 months ago
I'm not going to post a fuckin' selfie of my 9er, because I'm not a fuckin' idiot you fuckin' AW stoner.
8 months ago
lol@A MASSIVE PUSSY
8 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/DIBiFtL.jpg
8 months ago
that was almost funny.
8 months ago
Haha
8 months ago
Probably Cap'n Fuck's at LaGuardia
8 months ago
You fuck!
8 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
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