points: 14

Curb your Uber

Enjoy!

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by Jones

submitted November 5th 2017

15 comments
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Ah, poor guy thought he was gonna get a little action.
2 months ago
He could have if he'd kept driving. Real fast. Into the country.
2 months ago
And had a rag and chloroform.
2 months ago
I always keep a few chloroform rags in my glove box ready to go
2 months ago
Pro tip: some pesky bitches take two or three rags sometimes
2 months ago
Get in the fucking van!!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
“Are you about a size 14?”
2 months ago
Was she a great big fat person?
2 months ago
You fly back to school now, little POTUS. Fly fly fly...fly fly fly...
2 months ago
I can smell your fin!!!!
2 months ago
A mackerel once tried to test me. I ate his entire body with some c crème fraîche and a nice Chianti...OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost signs up for uber *
2 months ago
does she have a dick?
2 months ago
Fag
2 months ago
recover password