points: 15

Curb your Uber

Enjoy!

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by Jones

submitted November 5th 2017

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Ah, poor guy thought he was gonna get a little action.
2 weeks ago
He could have if he'd kept driving. Real fast. Into the country.
3 days ago
And had a rag and chloroform.
3 days ago
I always keep a few chloroform rags in my glove box ready to go
3 days ago
Pro tip: some pesky bitches take two or three rags sometimes
3 days ago
Get in the fucking van!!!!!!!!!
2 days ago
“Are you about a size 14?”
2 days ago
Was she a great big fat person?
2 days ago
You fly back to school now, little POTUS. Fly fly fly...fly fly fly...
2 days ago
I can smell your fin!!!!
2 days ago
A mackerel once tried to test me. I ate his entire body with some c crème fraîche and a nice Chianti...OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
2 days ago
* NixonsGhost signs up for uber *
3 days ago
does she have a dick?
3 days ago
Fag
3 days ago
recover password
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