points: 21

"This fell through the fuckin' ceiling last night"

"2:30 am. CRASH. I had been in bed for about an hour waiting for the sleeping pill to kick in. Right as it kicked in this happened. Really didn't want to get up but obviously had to. The room next to mine lost a lot of ceiling during the Hurricane. Opened the door to that room and saw this. Guess this idiot caught a weak piece or just went over the edge. Didn't know what to do so I improvised with a cat cage and a broom. Let it go in the bayou."

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by possum

submitted October 31st 2017

48 comments
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comments (48)
You Fuck!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Not two fucks were given by whomever previously painted that dump.
2 weeks ago
dont even get me started on the tile
2 weeks ago
yay an excuse for a Camper Van Beethoven music video!
2 weeks ago
MD might have to talk me into it though
2 weeks ago
fuckit
2 weeks ago
* possum gets ahold of himself and chills *
2 weeks ago
lol
2 weeks ago
Don't understand how a possum can use a computer.
2 weeks ago
i would have used that carrier in the first place to get him inside of it and then took him somewhere and released it in the woods somewhere.
2 weeks ago
THATS WHAT HE DID YOU FUCK

READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION

and also - could you please sub or say something/anything to prove you are not me and i am not you



fucking creepy man, that's what you is
2 weeks ago
* possum saves up stuff for his next group therapy session *
2 weeks ago
but seriously, fuck you rking
2 weeks ago
Haha, nice try to cover your tracks by ignoring your own description
2 weeks ago
Pretty solid tangent if you ask me.
2 weeks ago
BUSTED!!!
2 weeks ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2 weeks ago
* possum starts Phase Five of his MSness... *

...no new subs, cause why bother competing with dog, right?
(maybe a music vid now and then when i'm stoned senseless)


from now on i'm just gonna follow the formula perfected by nixon, james, magawd, fries, hogmaster, rking et al....

from now on: when i log in, i expect to be entertained and amused by weird subs and "witty banter".....and i promise to blame all of you and of course yak if i dont get what i want
2 weeks ago
speaking of which - could somebody send me a 12-pack of Moist Towellettes? i'm all out
2 weeks ago
nobody?

dammit yak
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost sends possum a pack of used moist towelettes *
2 weeks ago
POSTAGE DUE!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
PS some of us are busy
2 weeks ago
speaking of stoned senseless...Robert Palmer, pre-powerstation and obviously addicted to coke/speed, was really fun to listen to

*the entire CLUES album is/was the spaciest thing i have ever heard

dont like "johnny and mary" much, ditto his cover of "not a 2nd time"...but the rest of the album's songs are coke-acid approved
2 weeks ago
nixon runs off possum
2 weeks ago
WTF MAN!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
You're runnin' with the devil.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5txwFv-zYM
2 weeks ago
FYI... Current Eddie Van Halen = Dug stunt double.....
2 weeks ago
possum runs off nixon
2 weeks ago
sike!
2 weeks ago
*psyche!!
2 weeks ago
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnddddd we're back, folks......
2 weeks ago
Up next, chili scans......
2 weeks ago
never
2 weeks ago
okay, politics over for the night - here's stuff from the Robert Palmer album "Clues"

enjoy
2 weeks ago
Some blankets for curtains would be a nice touch to that shit hole...
2 weeks ago
I been meaning to talk to you about that TInski...
2 weeks ago
That bitch really likes her curtains
2 weeks ago
Maybe even more than me
2 weeks ago
Traitor
2 weeks ago
Nope. Poss hasn't gone over to BONOSUCKO.CUM, tinski.
2 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser flips cig and goes back to work *
2 weeks ago
Those TV dinners aren't going to inspect themselves.
2 weeks ago
"Would I be proud to serve this to my family?" *STAMP*
"Would I be proud to serve this to my family?"
2 weeks ago
your roomate is a fuckin' weirdo, CB.
2 weeks ago
*roommate
2 weeks ago
recover password