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How not to cut down a tree

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by Jones

submitted October 28th 2017

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hahahaha
1 year ago
That dog immediately left to look for a new meal ticket.
1 year ago
That was fuckin hilarious!
1 year ago
I thought the top part of the tree was gonna stay up in the air.
1 year ago
Why the fuck would the top part of the tree stay up in the air?
1 year ago
bahahha

Fucking minecraft physics!
1 year ago
This is real life, not a fuckin Wile E. Coyote VS Roadrunner cartoon.
1 year ago
pmsl
1 year ago
I wish punky would comment more often without stupid links.
1 year ago
I really wanna hear his explanation though.
1 year ago
seeee..you get it, Sharko
1 year ago
are you trying to claim a victory here?
1 year ago
I do?
1 year ago
GOD DAMN IT!! I WAS BEING SILLY!! I SAID THE TOP PART WOULD STAY IN THE AIR JUST LIKE IT WOULD IN A CARTOON, DUDE!!
1 year ago
This is that awkward point in the thread when Punky realizes he should’ve just linked something completely unrelated.
1 year ago
wow
1 year ago
I try not to assume anything when I read your comments, Punky. Sorry, dude.
1 year ago
no worries
1 year ago
Don't give up though punky, that was funny.
1 year ago
Yeah, I gotta give him that one.
1 year ago
anger and RAGE...sinful livin'. RAGE has almost destroyed my life.
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo
1 year ago
Then you should probably chill out with the punkylinks. We ain't gonna make you feel better when we are abusing you.
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=985JGeGq_tc
1 year ago
You stinking pile of rotting gut guts.
1 year ago
*fish guts
1 year ago
I'm pretty stoned right now
1 year ago
I can tell
1 year ago
you should copy n paste that link, stoner.
1 year ago
no, you ruined your listening priviliges long ago
1 year ago
YOU, listen to THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6CjO0H2j0s
1 year ago
He's not listening.... YOU are!!!!
1 year ago
** mind blown **
1 year ago
In Russia, link listen to YOU.
1 year ago
Hey could someone download and sub this for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplUIGALpFY
1 year ago
I can't even watch it...
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpS4ebEtLUE
1 year ago
The last 7 books I read:

The Demon Haunted World - Sagan
Cosmos - Sagan
Chopper 5
Chopper 4
Chopper 3
Chopper 2
1 year ago
Never mind about the Sagan vid, I found a way to watch it.
1 year ago
Better read Pale Blue Dot next MD
1 year ago
Grab your Ray Bans and read that shit, Brospeh!!!!
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8HiZepRWo
1 year ago
OMG..THE KEYS AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT TRACK SOUNDS LIKE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!! 8P
1 year ago
*



Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.'
1 year ago
I love to imagine a time before man. The rise of Man.
1 year ago
*

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
I went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
All the counsellors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Now I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has Malaria
You remember Jeffery Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear
Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter
1 year ago
BPB
1 year ago
Before Punky Bruiser
1 year ago
lmao
1 year ago
SYL,F
1 year ago
The Rise of the Planet of the Punkys
1 year ago
Send your links, faggots
1 year ago
oh..i thought "BPB" meant "BYE PUNKY BRUISER". So i typed.."SYL,F".."SEE YOU LATER, FAGGOT"
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
wow, don't bother considering other possibilities...

just go with the first random guess!!!
1 year ago
huh?
1 year ago
I mean, you just went with your first random guess for what BPB meant. And you just committed to it without even bothering to consider any other possibility of what it could stand for.

And you didn't even think about asking, you were just sure you were right.
1 year ago
In short


You have critical thinking problems man.
1 year ago
wow. How stoned are you, broseph?
1 year ago
Pretty stoned dude. But still able to produce coherent thought.
1 year ago
Don't you know that critical thinking is important?
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
Not a chance broseph.... NG's got your back!!!!
1 year ago
Got his back from what? Carl Sagan?
1 year ago
Are you literally shielding him from his own ignorance?!
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser throws his wooden raft at dragon *


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AtuHx3Qfrg4
1 year ago
Hey punky.... give this a listen.... thanks!!!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzALZjoIx0g&app=desktop
1 year ago
Take your passion and make it happen........
1 year ago
So have you guys not slept? Or just early birds
1 year ago
I have stoner naps.
1 year ago
I have moments where i just wake up and don't remember things.....
1 year ago
:(
1 year ago
Spontaneous Alertness
1 year ago
lol, like in Memento
1 year ago
Or Spass, in it abbreviated form
1 year ago
Jk nix, I was just trying to see how funny it was to take the mick out of your crippleship.

Not really that fun at all.
1 year ago
That's part of the fun
1 year ago
Nixmento, the fresh maker
1 year ago
Demento! lol
1 year ago
THUD approves
1 year ago
Good thing he did fall on grass right!!!
1 year ago
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