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How not to cut down a tree

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by Jones

submitted October 28th 2017

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hahahaha
9 months ago
That dog immediately left to look for a new meal ticket.
9 months ago
That was fuckin hilarious!
9 months ago
I thought the top part of the tree was gonna stay up in the air.
9 months ago
Why the fuck would the top part of the tree stay up in the air?
9 months ago
bahahha

Fucking minecraft physics!
9 months ago
This is real life, not a fuckin Wile E. Coyote VS Roadrunner cartoon.
9 months ago
pmsl
9 months ago
I wish punky would comment more often without stupid links.
9 months ago
I really wanna hear his explanation though.
9 months ago
seeee..you get it, Sharko
9 months ago
are you trying to claim a victory here?
9 months ago
I do?
9 months ago
GOD DAMN IT!! I WAS BEING SILLY!! I SAID THE TOP PART WOULD STAY IN THE AIR JUST LIKE IT WOULD IN A CARTOON, DUDE!!
9 months ago
This is that awkward point in the thread when Punky realizes he should’ve just linked something completely unrelated.
9 months ago
wow
9 months ago
I try not to assume anything when I read your comments, Punky. Sorry, dude.
9 months ago
no worries
9 months ago
Don't give up though punky, that was funny.
9 months ago
Yeah, I gotta give him that one.
9 months ago
anger and RAGE...sinful livin'. RAGE has almost destroyed my life.
9 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo
9 months ago
Then you should probably chill out with the punkylinks. We ain't gonna make you feel better when we are abusing you.
9 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=985JGeGq_tc
9 months ago
You stinking pile of rotting gut guts.
9 months ago
*fish guts
9 months ago
I'm pretty stoned right now
9 months ago
I can tell
9 months ago
you should copy n paste that link, stoner.
9 months ago
no, you ruined your listening priviliges long ago
9 months ago
YOU, listen to THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6CjO0H2j0s
9 months ago
He's not listening.... YOU are!!!!
9 months ago
** mind blown **
9 months ago
In Russia, link listen to YOU.
9 months ago
Hey could someone download and sub this for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplUIGALpFY
9 months ago
I can't even watch it...
9 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpS4ebEtLUE
9 months ago
The last 7 books I read:

The Demon Haunted World - Sagan
Cosmos - Sagan
Chopper 5
Chopper 4
Chopper 3
Chopper 2
9 months ago
Never mind about the Sagan vid, I found a way to watch it.
9 months ago
Better read Pale Blue Dot next MD
9 months ago
Grab your Ray Bans and read that shit, Brospeh!!!!
9 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8HiZepRWo
9 months ago
OMG..THE KEYS AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT TRACK SOUNDS LIKE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!! 8P
9 months ago
*



Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.'
9 months ago
I love to imagine a time before man. The rise of Man.
9 months ago
*

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
I went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
All the counsellors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Now I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has Malaria
You remember Jeffery Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear
Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter
9 months ago
BPB
9 months ago
Before Punky Bruiser
9 months ago
lmao
9 months ago
SYL,F
9 months ago
The Rise of the Planet of the Punkys
9 months ago
Send your links, faggots
9 months ago
oh..i thought "BPB" meant "BYE PUNKY BRUISER". So i typed.."SYL,F".."SEE YOU LATER, FAGGOT"
9 months ago
hahaha
9 months ago
wow, don't bother considering other possibilities...

just go with the first random guess!!!
9 months ago
huh?
9 months ago
I mean, you just went with your first random guess for what BPB meant. And you just committed to it without even bothering to consider any other possibility of what it could stand for.

And you didn't even think about asking, you were just sure you were right.
9 months ago
In short


You have critical thinking problems man.
9 months ago
wow. How stoned are you, broseph?
9 months ago
Pretty stoned dude. But still able to produce coherent thought.
9 months ago
Don't you know that critical thinking is important?
9 months ago
lol
9 months ago
Not a chance broseph.... NG's got your back!!!!
9 months ago
Got his back from what? Carl Sagan?
9 months ago
Are you literally shielding him from his own ignorance?!
9 months ago
Haha
9 months ago
* PunkyBruiser throws his wooden raft at dragon *


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AtuHx3Qfrg4
9 months ago
Hey punky.... give this a listen.... thanks!!!
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzALZjoIx0g&app=desktop
9 months ago
Take your passion and make it happen........
9 months ago
So have you guys not slept? Or just early birds
9 months ago
I have stoner naps.
9 months ago
I have moments where i just wake up and don't remember things.....
9 months ago
:(
9 months ago
Spontaneous Alertness
9 months ago
lol, like in Memento
9 months ago
Or Spass, in it abbreviated form
9 months ago
Jk nix, I was just trying to see how funny it was to take the mick out of your crippleship.

Not really that fun at all.
9 months ago
That's part of the fun
9 months ago
Nixmento, the fresh maker
9 months ago
Demento! lol
9 months ago
THUD approves
9 months ago
Good thing he did fall on grass right!!!
9 months ago
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