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How not to cut down a tree

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by Jones

submitted October 28th 2017

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hahahaha
3 weeks ago
That dog immediately left to look for a new meal ticket.
3 weeks ago
That was fuckin hilarious!
3 weeks ago
I thought the top part of the tree was gonna stay up in the air.
3 weeks ago
Why the fuck would the top part of the tree stay up in the air?
3 weeks ago
bahahha

Fucking minecraft physics!
3 weeks ago
This is real life, not a fuckin Wile E. Coyote VS Roadrunner cartoon.
3 weeks ago
pmsl
3 weeks ago
I wish punky would comment more often without stupid links.
3 weeks ago
I really wanna hear his explanation though.
3 weeks ago
seeee..you get it, Sharko
3 weeks ago
are you trying to claim a victory here?
3 weeks ago
I do?
3 weeks ago
GOD DAMN IT!! I WAS BEING SILLY!! I SAID THE TOP PART WOULD STAY IN THE AIR JUST LIKE IT WOULD IN A CARTOON, DUDE!!
3 weeks ago
This is that awkward point in the thread when Punky realizes he should’ve just linked something completely unrelated.
3 weeks ago
wow
3 weeks ago
I try not to assume anything when I read your comments, Punky. Sorry, dude.
3 weeks ago
no worries
3 weeks ago
Don't give up though punky, that was funny.
3 weeks ago
Yeah, I gotta give him that one.
3 weeks ago
anger and RAGE...sinful livin'. RAGE has almost destroyed my life.
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo
3 weeks ago
Then you should probably chill out with the punkylinks. We ain't gonna make you feel better when we are abusing you.
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=985JGeGq_tc
3 weeks ago
You stinking pile of rotting gut guts.
3 weeks ago
*fish guts
3 weeks ago
I'm pretty stoned right now
3 weeks ago
I can tell
3 weeks ago
you should copy n paste that link, stoner.
3 weeks ago
no, you ruined your listening priviliges long ago
3 weeks ago
YOU, listen to THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6CjO0H2j0s
3 weeks ago
He's not listening.... YOU are!!!!
3 weeks ago
** mind blown **
3 weeks ago
In Russia, link listen to YOU.
3 weeks ago
Hey could someone download and sub this for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplUIGALpFY
3 weeks ago
I can't even watch it...
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpS4ebEtLUE
3 weeks ago
The last 7 books I read:

The Demon Haunted World - Sagan
Cosmos - Sagan
Chopper 5
Chopper 4
Chopper 3
Chopper 2
3 weeks ago
Never mind about the Sagan vid, I found a way to watch it.
3 weeks ago
Better read Pale Blue Dot next MD
3 weeks ago
Grab your Ray Bans and read that shit, Brospeh!!!!
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qu8HiZepRWo
3 weeks ago
OMG..THE KEYS AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT TRACK SOUNDS LIKE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!! 8P
3 weeks ago
*



Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.'
3 weeks ago
I love to imagine a time before man. The rise of Man.
3 weeks ago
*

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining
I went hiking with Joe Spivey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
All the counsellors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
Now I don't want this should scare ya'
But my bunkmate has Malaria
You remember Jeffery Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah
Take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear
Take me home, I promise I will
Not make noise, or mess the house with
Other boys, oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day
Dearest Fadduh, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter
3 weeks ago
BPB
3 weeks ago
Before Punky Bruiser
3 weeks ago
lmao
3 weeks ago
SYL,F
3 weeks ago
The Rise of the Planet of the Punkys
3 weeks ago
Send your links, faggots
3 weeks ago
oh..i thought "BPB" meant "BYE PUNKY BRUISER". So i typed.."SYL,F".."SEE YOU LATER, FAGGOT"
3 weeks ago
hahaha
3 weeks ago
wow, don't bother considering other possibilities...

just go with the first random guess!!!
3 weeks ago
huh?
3 weeks ago
I mean, you just went with your first random guess for what BPB meant. And you just committed to it without even bothering to consider any other possibility of what it could stand for.

And you didn't even think about asking, you were just sure you were right.
3 weeks ago
In short


You have critical thinking problems man.
3 weeks ago
wow. How stoned are you, broseph?
3 weeks ago
Pretty stoned dude. But still able to produce coherent thought.
3 weeks ago
Don't you know that critical thinking is important?
3 weeks ago
lol
3 weeks ago
Not a chance broseph.... NG's got your back!!!!
3 weeks ago
Got his back from what? Carl Sagan?
3 weeks ago
Are you literally shielding him from his own ignorance?!
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser throws his wooden raft at dragon *


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AtuHx3Qfrg4
3 weeks ago
Hey punky.... give this a listen.... thanks!!!
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzALZjoIx0g&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
Take your passion and make it happen........
3 weeks ago
So have you guys not slept? Or just early birds
3 weeks ago
I have stoner naps.
3 weeks ago
I have moments where i just wake up and don't remember things.....
3 weeks ago
:(
3 weeks ago
Spontaneous Alertness
3 weeks ago
lol, like in Memento
3 weeks ago
Or Spass, in it abbreviated form
3 weeks ago
Jk nix, I was just trying to see how funny it was to take the mick out of your crippleship.

Not really that fun at all.
3 weeks ago
That's part of the fun
3 weeks ago
Nixmento, the fresh maker
3 weeks ago
Demento! lol
3 weeks ago
THUD approves
3 weeks ago
Good thing he did fall on grass right!!!
3 weeks ago
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