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How Mom's Shop For Halloween

I'd Treat Her

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted October 28th 2017

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Halloween is now fucking retarded... it seemed quite a simple affair when I was a kid and like we invented Halloween and Bonfire night and mischievous night. now all we have is the 'american' version. its like you fucks think you invented that shit
3 weeks ago
its so fucking retarded
3 weeks ago
OMG...


I actually agree with you here.
3 weeks ago
Let the hate commence...
3 weeks ago
Fries is just mad because he has to work the Chamber of Farts ride at the Halloween carnival this year instead of getting shitfaced.
3 weeks ago
The full version of Rule Brittannia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
3 weeks ago
Learn the lyrics fries...
3 weeks ago
im getting shitfaced now so yet again mako needs to shut his dumb fucking cakehole
3 weeks ago
LISTEN TO MY FUCKING BRITISH PUNKYLINK FAJJOT
3 weeks ago
Killing himself slowly as always, is the scooter faggot from Shitcaster.
3 weeks ago
Hey Mako... stop buzzkilling fries... let him get shitfaced
3 weeks ago
Fuck him and his buzz.
3 weeks ago
He talks shit, he gets it right back.
3 weeks ago
I always have a blast on Halloween. There are tons of parties, bands, chicks in slutty outfits. We don't celebrate by wiping old people's asses like fries does.
3 weeks ago
Parents here load up a car full of kids and go to an individual neighborhood, then load up again and go to another and another. Luckily we lock the gates at 8 so they can bug us afterwards.
3 weeks ago
Then bars open at 10 and it’s “slutty witch/nurse/cat/office chick” time till 4 a.m.
3 weeks ago
Wasn't Halloween invented by the Irish like a 1000 years ago??
3 weeks ago
She could suck on my candy ring.
3 weeks ago
OMG...


I actually agree with you here.
3 weeks ago
but that's all she is good for
3 weeks ago
Wow fries, you sound lucid for a change, instead of a grumpy cunt!
3 weeks ago
its going to be all incoherent from here though
3 weeks ago
the voddie is kicking in
3 weeks ago
Thanks for the warning.
3 weeks ago
Forgot the Tiffany Preston tag
3 weeks ago
Bummer.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost take three of Cap'n Fucks brine buckets, stocks up with Costco bulk candy, and shows up at her house like a boss *
3 weeks ago
TADA!!!!
3 weeks ago
Middle aged white women want white and red wine, not candy.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost heads back to Costco and gets a couple boxes of wine *
3 weeks ago
Teenagers drink boxed wine! If you wanna get laid, spend the $10 on a decent bottle. Wine isn’t expensive, ya cheap fuck.
3 weeks ago
Stop ruining my jokes!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Hey, you want your penis to be flaccid and unused, that’s your business. Enjoy having a dickfer.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost searches urban dictionary for "dickfer" *
3 weeks ago
What’s a dickfer? In your case, to pee with.
3 weeks ago
Dick for brains?
3 weeks ago
And maybe i was gonna pour the box wine into an empty bottle I found, dummy.
3 weeks ago
Free refills as far as she knows.
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
Yeah, like you’d do that. Don’t shit a shitter.
3 weeks ago
You're right.... i make them pick up the wine...... hahaha
3 weeks ago
Oh honey, you always pick up the best ones.....
3 weeks ago
Hahaha works every time
3 weeks ago
I lived with an alcoholic chick (she went to AA and has been clean for 14 years) in my 20’s and she used to say “I’m not drunk, I only had 4 glasses of wine!” If you take a standard wine bottle and fill four wine glasses, the wine bottle will be empty.
3 weeks ago
I know... i read about that on urban dictionary
3 weeks ago
You do realize it’s getting close to thanksgiving, right?
3 weeks ago
We're hoping for multiple brine buckets this year!!!
3 weeks ago
ha.
3 weeks ago
Women ARE funny, you guys. Get over it!
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAoaA6J4-c
3 weeks ago
No "Nice titties" comment yet?
3 weeks ago
Nice titties.
3 weeks ago
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