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How Mom's Shop For Halloween

I'd Treat Her

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted October 28th 2017

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Halloween is now fucking retarded... it seemed quite a simple affair when I was a kid and like we invented Halloween and Bonfire night and mischievous night. now all we have is the 'american' version. its like you fucks think you invented that shit
6 months ago
its so fucking retarded
6 months ago
OMG...


I actually agree with you here.
6 months ago
Let the hate commence...
6 months ago
Fries is just mad because he has to work the Chamber of Farts ride at the Halloween carnival this year instead of getting shitfaced.
6 months ago
The full version of Rule Brittannia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
6 months ago
Learn the lyrics fries...
6 months ago
im getting shitfaced now so yet again mako needs to shut his dumb fucking cakehole
6 months ago
LISTEN TO MY FUCKING BRITISH PUNKYLINK FAJJOT
6 months ago
Killing himself slowly as always, is the scooter faggot from Shitcaster.
6 months ago
Hey Mako... stop buzzkilling fries... let him get shitfaced
6 months ago
Fuck him and his buzz.
6 months ago
He talks shit, he gets it right back.
6 months ago
I always have a blast on Halloween. There are tons of parties, bands, chicks in slutty outfits. We don't celebrate by wiping old people's asses like fries does.
6 months ago
Parents here load up a car full of kids and go to an individual neighborhood, then load up again and go to another and another. Luckily we lock the gates at 8 so they can bug us afterwards.
6 months ago
Then bars open at 10 and it’s “slutty witch/nurse/cat/office chick” time till 4 a.m.
6 months ago
Wasn't Halloween invented by the Irish like a 1000 years ago??
6 months ago
She could suck on my candy ring.
6 months ago
OMG...


I actually agree with you here.
6 months ago
but that's all she is good for
6 months ago
Wow fries, you sound lucid for a change, instead of a grumpy cunt!
6 months ago
its going to be all incoherent from here though
6 months ago
the voddie is kicking in
6 months ago
Thanks for the warning.
6 months ago
Forgot the Tiffany Preston tag
6 months ago
Bummer.
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost take three of Cap'n Fucks brine buckets, stocks up with Costco bulk candy, and shows up at her house like a boss *
6 months ago
TADA!!!!
6 months ago
Middle aged white women want white and red wine, not candy.
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost heads back to Costco and gets a couple boxes of wine *
6 months ago
Teenagers drink boxed wine! If you wanna get laid, spend the $10 on a decent bottle. Wine isn’t expensive, ya cheap fuck.
6 months ago
Stop ruining my jokes!!!!!
6 months ago
Hey, you want your penis to be flaccid and unused, that’s your business. Enjoy having a dickfer.
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost searches urban dictionary for "dickfer" *
6 months ago
What’s a dickfer? In your case, to pee with.
6 months ago
Dick for brains?
6 months ago
And maybe i was gonna pour the box wine into an empty bottle I found, dummy.
6 months ago
Free refills as far as she knows.
6 months ago
Haha
6 months ago
Yeah, like you’d do that. Don’t shit a shitter.
6 months ago
You're right.... i make them pick up the wine...... hahaha
6 months ago
Oh honey, you always pick up the best ones.....
6 months ago
Hahaha works every time
6 months ago
I lived with an alcoholic chick (she went to AA and has been clean for 14 years) in my 20’s and she used to say “I’m not drunk, I only had 4 glasses of wine!” If you take a standard wine bottle and fill four wine glasses, the wine bottle will be empty.
6 months ago
I know... i read about that on urban dictionary
6 months ago
You do realize it’s getting close to thanksgiving, right?
6 months ago
We're hoping for multiple brine buckets this year!!!
6 months ago
ha.
6 months ago
Women ARE funny, you guys. Get over it!
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAoaA6J4-c
6 months ago
No "Nice titties" comment yet?
6 months ago
Nice titties.
6 months ago
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