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How Mom's Shop For Halloween

I'd Treat Her

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted October 28th 2017

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Halloween is now fucking retarded... it seemed quite a simple affair when I was a kid and like we invented Halloween and Bonfire night and mischievous night. now all we have is the 'american' version. its like you fucks think you invented that shit
11 months ago
its so fucking retarded
11 months ago
OMG...


I actually agree with you here.
11 months ago
Let the hate commence...
11 months ago
Fries is just mad because he has to work the Chamber of Farts ride at the Halloween carnival this year instead of getting shitfaced.
11 months ago
The full version of Rule Brittannia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
11 months ago
Learn the lyrics fries...
11 months ago
im getting shitfaced now so yet again mako needs to shut his dumb fucking cakehole
11 months ago
LISTEN TO MY FUCKING BRITISH PUNKYLINK FAJJOT
11 months ago
Killing himself slowly as always, is the scooter faggot from Shitcaster.
11 months ago
Hey Mako... stop buzzkilling fries... let him get shitfaced
11 months ago
Fuck him and his buzz.
11 months ago
He talks shit, he gets it right back.
11 months ago
I always have a blast on Halloween. There are tons of parties, bands, chicks in slutty outfits. We don't celebrate by wiping old people's asses like fries does.
11 months ago
Parents here load up a car full of kids and go to an individual neighborhood, then load up again and go to another and another. Luckily we lock the gates at 8 so they can bug us afterwards.
11 months ago
Then bars open at 10 and it’s “slutty witch/nurse/cat/office chick” time till 4 a.m.
11 months ago
Wasn't Halloween invented by the Irish like a 1000 years ago??
11 months ago
She could suck on my candy ring.
11 months ago
OMG...


I actually agree with you here.
11 months ago
but that's all she is good for
11 months ago
Wow fries, you sound lucid for a change, instead of a grumpy cunt!
11 months ago
its going to be all incoherent from here though
11 months ago
the voddie is kicking in
11 months ago
Thanks for the warning.
11 months ago
Forgot the Tiffany Preston tag
11 months ago
Bummer.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost take three of Cap'n Fucks brine buckets, stocks up with Costco bulk candy, and shows up at her house like a boss *
11 months ago
TADA!!!!
11 months ago
Middle aged white women want white and red wine, not candy.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost heads back to Costco and gets a couple boxes of wine *
11 months ago
Teenagers drink boxed wine! If you wanna get laid, spend the $10 on a decent bottle. Wine isn’t expensive, ya cheap fuck.
11 months ago
Stop ruining my jokes!!!!!
11 months ago
Hey, you want your penis to be flaccid and unused, that’s your business. Enjoy having a dickfer.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost searches urban dictionary for "dickfer" *
11 months ago
What’s a dickfer? In your case, to pee with.
11 months ago
Dick for brains?
11 months ago
And maybe i was gonna pour the box wine into an empty bottle I found, dummy.
11 months ago
Free refills as far as she knows.
11 months ago
Haha
11 months ago
Yeah, like you’d do that. Don’t shit a shitter.
11 months ago
You're right.... i make them pick up the wine...... hahaha
11 months ago
Oh honey, you always pick up the best ones.....
11 months ago
Hahaha works every time
11 months ago
I lived with an alcoholic chick (she went to AA and has been clean for 14 years) in my 20’s and she used to say “I’m not drunk, I only had 4 glasses of wine!” If you take a standard wine bottle and fill four wine glasses, the wine bottle will be empty.
11 months ago
I know... i read about that on urban dictionary
11 months ago
You do realize it’s getting close to thanksgiving, right?
11 months ago
We're hoping for multiple brine buckets this year!!!
11 months ago
ha.
11 months ago
Women ARE funny, you guys. Get over it!
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAoaA6J4-c
11 months ago
No "Nice titties" comment yet?
11 months ago
Nice titties.
11 months ago
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