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Kiddie Car

They car we all drew in nursery/kindergarten actually exists, it turns out!

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by makodragon

submitted October 28th 2017

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Kiddie Car
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Rape Van Doodle...wasn't he one of the Flemish artists?
1 year ago
I think he was Dutch, cat. Nearly the same thing, probably.
1 year ago
looks american
1 year ago
*British
1 year ago
im hitting the vodka , your opposites are a fuck up
1 year ago
yo fries!

LISTEN TO THIS NEGRO!

GET ON MY LEVEL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM
1 year ago
I'm on Captain Morgan's rum.
1 year ago
this 'level' seems more punkylinklevel
1 year ago
Fries, your whole life is a fuckup.
1 year ago
nothing beats big band Conan... its like shit your pants good
1 year ago
mako you don't know me man so stfu !
1 year ago
I’ve known you for a decade now, fries. You are one huge pile of shit.
1 year ago
and you're a psychopathic fuck
1 year ago
Nope, but you only think so because you’re a fat, drunken, loser and nobody loves you.
1 year ago
hey mako... relax guy!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpKUOAgWAU
1 year ago
I’m fine, dude.
1 year ago
I had a nightmare night before last...

After I read about Jeffrey Dahmer's crimes on wikipedia...
1 year ago
Lol it’s the weed.
1 year ago
Well it was pretty fucking epic.

Also, I started taking my anti-depressants at night too, so maybe they make my dreams more vivid or something. Some psychoactive shit.
1 year ago
Could be. Try taking it during the day, maybe and see if the same thing happens. I’ve read that even what you eat can cause nightmares and odd dreams.
1 year ago
are you 2 fucked up ?
1 year ago
I'm on a cocktail of drugs and booze
1 year ago
drugs and shit....
1 year ago
listening to the Conan soundtrack
1 year ago
* Mako is never fucked up. All things in moderation. *
1 year ago
in other words, mako is a faggot
1 year ago
jk bro!
1 year ago
*knows how to stay sober unlike the lime suckers
1 year ago
I knew you would take a pinch of butthurt from that lol
1 year ago
Nah, just a slight return jab.
1 year ago
Drinking alone just always seems pointless to me. For me it’s always been a social activity, but do whatever works for you.
1 year ago
yeah, I wouldn't be drinking if it wasn't for mucho. I get the best social interaction from here anyways. It's the most fun.
1 year ago
fries is pretty shit at muchoing drunk though
1 year ago
he's barely any good sober
1 year ago
He's like a grumpy old cunt
1 year ago
You’d be a blast at a hole in the wall bar, dude.
1 year ago
How come?
1 year ago
Eh, you’re not afraid to laugh at yourself. Have a few, go to the car, puff a joint, then back in and sing some classic rock tunes while ya have a few more with friends.
1 year ago
There was a bar called the Union Hotel near where I grew up, built in 1831. Jukebox played nothing but classic rock. Kitchen stayed open till close. Sat maybe 20 people at most but all my friends went there. Drinks were cheap, too. You would’ve fit right in.
1 year ago
Sounds exactly like my kinda thing!
1 year ago
I'm getting a retroboner now
1 year ago
Oneida Nation made the owner a deal he couldn’t pass up, they bulldozed the place, and built a casino. But a small dive bar, you’d be a blast in there.
1 year ago
I gotta quest to the Americas again some day.
1 year ago
Best foreign experience I've ever had.
1 year ago
I felt like conan in the big city. And I'm from London.
1 year ago
Here we have a pub that has fine dining right in the grocery store. You have a great steak, a few martinis, then grocery shop with a buzz. Must be why Wegman’s is always rated the best supermarket in the US.
1 year ago
Aww man, I need to hear some yank tunes now...

Hit me mako
1 year ago
Hmm, let’s see...
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNy1JD7yH8
1 year ago
YEAAHHHHHHHHHH hahahaah
1 year ago
That's kinda creepy if you listen to the lyrics dude...

Fucking Herbert the Pervert shit....
1 year ago
It’s about how heroin affected the band, bro.
1 year ago
Ohhh thanks. Now I get it.
1 year ago
That's too deep man. something better makobro!
1 year ago
Yeah, it’s all in the slang...Mr. Brownstone is high test black tar H.
1 year ago
THANKS MAKOPHARMAPEDIA
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OX_8YvFxA
1 year ago
Oh shit. That's a sexy thumbnail.
1 year ago
That's better!
1 year ago
Your manjole is a sexy thimbnail, brospeh!!!
1 year ago
*manhole
1 year ago
Fuck this samsung phone!!!!
1 year ago
bahahahahahah
1 year ago
Hahaha. All too easy......
1 year ago
Punky!!!!!! Where you be, broseph???!!!???!!!
1 year ago
Omg...

You guys fucking own punky to the core...
1 year ago
Fucking punky...

What a chump. No taste, no class.
1 year ago
Punky, you're a fucking tit mate!
1 year ago
You really need to like, address yourself mate.
1 year ago
EAT ME RAW, YOU FUCKWAD!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=777kGx7-qLw
1 year ago
That's a fucking instameltdown.
1 year ago
We can only communicate with punky in a series of shitty music links.
1 year ago
It’s like in Firefox when Clint Eastwood had to think the jets commands...in Russian.
1 year ago
Wait... THat's a movie? I've actually not heard of that man.
1 year ago
wow...
1 year ago
I have some affinity for mako
1 year ago
Yeah, it was a much better book. The Russians create this super fighter plane that can do Mach 6, is invisible to radar, and has advanced weapons controlled by thought. He plays a US agent that has to travel to Russia to steal it.
1 year ago
that sounds fucking sick!
1 year ago
utter cold war clap trap but its a good film
1 year ago
Rotten Tomatoes gave it a score of 42%, so be forewarned.
1 year ago
I feel cold war pressure on me every day, knowing that we're in a nuclear stalemate with the world.
1 year ago
Meh, nuclear weapons are just a deterrent. Nobody wants to be responsible for ending the world.
1 year ago
It was better when it was just 'Merka that had them d8(
1 year ago
Nuclear power is a great thing. When it was weaponized is when it got scary.
1 year ago
Hey man... Cold fusion.

What do you know on the subject?
1 year ago
its funny how America was able to near bankrupt Russia with its nuclear weapons/space race/ supersonic flight programs , yet N Korea claims to have a weapons program to take on America...
1 year ago
fucking hell mate...


JUST BARGE IN WHY DONT YOU
1 year ago
soz.... imma go back to the other mucho site
1 year ago
Meh, the US, Russia, and the UK (in that order) have more nukes than anyone else by a long shot. It’s not like you need much.
1 year ago
I'm pretty sure China, and maybe even France have more nukes than the UK
1 year ago
But they have an ADORABLE new carrier:

https://i.imgur.com/oi7ruYm.jpg
1 year ago
whats that shit?
1 year ago
this wasn't the point of my argument ffs
1 year ago
BEHOLD THE BEAUTY
1 year ago
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
1 year ago
Actually, Russia, then the US, then France and then China have the most nuclear weapons, according to the Federation of American Scientists, Claude.
1 year ago
lol@CB
1 year ago
That carrier looks like "I-75"
1 year ago
Fries... you fucking dipstick.


You're about as diplomatic as a pissed up northerner in an international dispute.
1 year ago
Fuckin thing is tiny like Punky’s wiener.
1 year ago
They're both 9 inches long
1 year ago
Fries IS a pissed up northerner, MD.
1 year ago
?
1 year ago
I'm out numbered here man... need backup...
1 year ago
9 inches is the size of fries double chin.
1 year ago
You know what's soon?

Remembrance Sunday. Do you guys understand what that is?
1 year ago
just set yourself on fire, MD. fuck it!

http://muchosucko.com/109799/DudeYou-need-to-chill-out
1 year ago
fuck me... shut up ya cunt!
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
Finally I had to stfu claude
1 year ago
Did it feel special?
1 year ago
Dia de los muertos is the day after Halloween, too. Special deals at the Mexican restaurants on cervesas and food.
1 year ago
Beer and food huh. Sweet.

But, that's nothing to do with world war I
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWOip70vt4
1 year ago
I see how it is.
1 year ago
I've got some asses to whoop at foosball..see you negro's later.

* PunkyBruiser walks towards the foosball table with money in hand *
1 year ago
You hustle little kids for quarters at the foosball table? Cheap bastard.
1 year ago
fuckin' yanks
1 year ago
Yankin fuck^
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
1 year ago
dude..when the time is right..i will sub a vid of my foosball talent. 8P
1 year ago
who's got the best national anthem besides merka?
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost preps new foosball quarters scheme for increased profits *
1 year ago
NOBODY
1 year ago
OH CANADA!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGtPPkmvW_0
1 year ago
Okay, you kids and frat boys run along to the foosball table. The men will be at the pool table.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost hustles makopedia at 9 ball *
1 year ago
I only need two balls to hustle you.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost takes 9 ball winnings to lure punky into greater debt *
1 year ago
How do you walk with 9 balls?
1 year ago
Like a boss........
1 year ago
Oh, that’s why you limp and need a cane. Uh huh, sure.
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw
1 year ago
9 balls ain't lite my friend.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skOgI3oh9Ww
1 year ago
I prefer straight pool, where I play with all 15 of my balls.
1 year ago
Zap cane is illegal in NY. That’s why I just elect to legally carry a gun and pepper spray.
1 year ago
MERKA!


FUCK YEAH!
1 year ago
COMIN AGAIN TA SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY, YEAH!
1 year ago
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

SO LICK MAH BUTT AN SUCK ON MAH BALLS!
1 year ago
hahahaha
1 year ago
fuck you mako , you stupid fuck
1 year ago
* makodragon holds fries back *
1 year ago
Oh look, the drunk has his second wind. Eat my shit, scooter boy.
1 year ago
well fuck him and his dumb shit
1 year ago
I’m talking about YOU, fries. Fuckin idiot.
1 year ago
and I was saying fuck you and your dumb shit
1 year ago
You were 3 minutes late, you slow inbred fuck.
1 year ago
so like you are going to compare internet speed with inbreeding ? you dumb fuck
1 year ago
Your Kindle is that slow, you broke piece of shit? Fuckin A, you’re a loser.
1 year ago
i reluctantly have to side with punks on this - foosball is the best bar-game ever
1 year ago
*

makodragon

* makodragon holds fries hand*

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1 year ago
*scooter throttle
1 year ago
** cock
1 year ago
lol MD just logged in
1 year ago
dont you have ANY set schedule as far as wakey sleepy drinky?
1 year ago
hahahahaa

I just needed to pass out for a bit, now I'm resuming where I left off!
1 year ago
Foosball is for little kids, like I said. No wonder poss likes it.
1 year ago
Jones likes it too, so must be a game for long-necked navy faggots.
1 year ago
md - sorry i was grumpy at you and sinus last night...i'm just having a hard time dealing with life atm
1 year ago
That's cool dude, sometimes you've gotta blow off some steam.
1 year ago
Wait, I wasn’t making a pedo reference, if that’s what you guys thought.
1 year ago
way too many cats!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Get rid of a few!!!
1 year ago
its only the one, but sheesh...
1 year ago
I take back the comment I made about you, poss. I had forgotten about that other thing.
1 year ago
speaking of zeke - i loved his binge-drinking advice from a few years ago:

something like "i dont know how it's a problem - you drink, you pass out, you wake up and shit and shower and eat a burrito and start drinking again"
1 year ago
I did that for a few years, but it caught up with me and costs too much money.
1 year ago
meth is very cost-effective
1 year ago
Too make, sure.
1 year ago
*To
1 year ago
you save $ on everything except meth!
1 year ago
Meh, at least ya get 5 cents back on beer cans and bottles.
1 year ago
go to 1:03:15 on that conan for the orgy tune..great soundtrack music
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8w-cMqNfI
1 year ago
LOL reply fail, ya drunk faggot!
1 year ago
Inb4 no its not, i wanted a new thread!
1 year ago
just listen to the clip you fuckstain
1 year ago
Fuck your links, bitch.
1 year ago
is that what mako leases for his cab 'company'
1 year ago
No, it’s the friesmobile that he uses to pick up little boys with.
1 year ago
its like 'yeah I own the cab company , its like one hand-hammered jalopy'
1 year ago
“I work, I wipe me uncle’s bottom and make him sarnies!”
1 year ago
“I wasn’t fired, I was UNJOBBED!”
1 year ago
I make sandwiches , I never said anything about wiping asses... I do however wipe the floor with your ass. you fuck
1 year ago
that 'unjobbed' statement is true so I don't see your point there
1 year ago
We’ve seen your floors, you waste of oxygen. Looks like they’ve never been wiped to me. http://muchosucko.com/131520/Fish--help-yourselves
1 year ago
Fake no sign
1 year ago
*Fish no sign
1 year ago
That photo should win some sort of photography competition.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4reSPNfBO4
1 year ago
I could draw better than this car when I was in kindergarten. Still got some of them. By 7 I was a fucking pro.
1 year ago
That thing absolutely drove straight out of a cartoon. Somehow, somewhere in another universe a cartoon became sentient and found a way to escape its universe into ours.
1 year ago
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