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Kiddie Car

They car we all drew in nursery/kindergarten actually exists, it turns out!

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by makodragon

submitted October 28th 2017

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Kiddie Car
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Rape Van Doodle...wasn't he one of the Flemish artists?
3 weeks ago
I think he was Dutch, cat. Nearly the same thing, probably.
3 weeks ago
looks american
3 weeks ago
*British
3 weeks ago
im hitting the vodka , your opposites are a fuck up
3 weeks ago
yo fries!

LISTEN TO THIS NEGRO!

GET ON MY LEVEL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM
3 weeks ago
I'm on Captain Morgan's rum.
3 weeks ago
this 'level' seems more punkylinklevel
3 weeks ago
Fries, your whole life is a fuckup.
3 weeks ago
nothing beats big band Conan... its like shit your pants good
3 weeks ago
mako you don't know me man so stfu !
3 weeks ago
I’ve known you for a decade now, fries. You are one huge pile of shit.
3 weeks ago
and you're a psychopathic fuck
3 weeks ago
Nope, but you only think so because you’re a fat, drunken, loser and nobody loves you.
3 weeks ago
hey mako... relax guy!
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpKUOAgWAU
3 weeks ago
I’m fine, dude.
3 weeks ago
I had a nightmare night before last...

After I read about Jeffrey Dahmer's crimes on wikipedia...
3 weeks ago
Lol it’s the weed.
3 weeks ago
Well it was pretty fucking epic.

Also, I started taking my anti-depressants at night too, so maybe they make my dreams more vivid or something. Some psychoactive shit.
3 weeks ago
Could be. Try taking it during the day, maybe and see if the same thing happens. I’ve read that even what you eat can cause nightmares and odd dreams.
3 weeks ago
are you 2 fucked up ?
3 weeks ago
I'm on a cocktail of drugs and booze
3 weeks ago
drugs and shit....
3 weeks ago
listening to the Conan soundtrack
3 weeks ago
* Mako is never fucked up. All things in moderation. *
3 weeks ago
in other words, mako is a faggot
3 weeks ago
jk bro!
3 weeks ago
*knows how to stay sober unlike the lime suckers
3 weeks ago
I knew you would take a pinch of butthurt from that lol
3 weeks ago
Nah, just a slight return jab.
3 weeks ago
Drinking alone just always seems pointless to me. For me it’s always been a social activity, but do whatever works for you.
3 weeks ago
yeah, I wouldn't be drinking if it wasn't for mucho. I get the best social interaction from here anyways. It's the most fun.
3 weeks ago
fries is pretty shit at muchoing drunk though
3 weeks ago
he's barely any good sober
3 weeks ago
He's like a grumpy old cunt
3 weeks ago
You’d be a blast at a hole in the wall bar, dude.
3 weeks ago
How come?
3 weeks ago
Eh, you’re not afraid to laugh at yourself. Have a few, go to the car, puff a joint, then back in and sing some classic rock tunes while ya have a few more with friends.
3 weeks ago
There was a bar called the Union Hotel near where I grew up, built in 1831. Jukebox played nothing but classic rock. Kitchen stayed open till close. Sat maybe 20 people at most but all my friends went there. Drinks were cheap, too. You would’ve fit right in.
3 weeks ago
Sounds exactly like my kinda thing!
3 weeks ago
I'm getting a retroboner now
3 weeks ago
Oneida Nation made the owner a deal he couldn’t pass up, they bulldozed the place, and built a casino. But a small dive bar, you’d be a blast in there.
3 weeks ago
I gotta quest to the Americas again some day.
3 weeks ago
Best foreign experience I've ever had.
3 weeks ago
I felt like conan in the big city. And I'm from London.
3 weeks ago
Here we have a pub that has fine dining right in the grocery store. You have a great steak, a few martinis, then grocery shop with a buzz. Must be why Wegman’s is always rated the best supermarket in the US.
3 weeks ago
Aww man, I need to hear some yank tunes now...

Hit me mako
3 weeks ago
Hmm, let’s see...
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNy1JD7yH8
3 weeks ago
YEAAHHHHHHHHHH hahahaah
3 weeks ago
That's kinda creepy if you listen to the lyrics dude...

Fucking Herbert the Pervert shit....
3 weeks ago
It’s about how heroin affected the band, bro.
3 weeks ago
Ohhh thanks. Now I get it.
3 weeks ago
That's too deep man. something better makobro!
3 weeks ago
Yeah, it’s all in the slang...Mr. Brownstone is high test black tar H.
3 weeks ago
THANKS MAKOPHARMAPEDIA
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OX_8YvFxA
3 weeks ago
Oh shit. That's a sexy thumbnail.
3 weeks ago
That's better!
3 weeks ago
Your manjole is a sexy thimbnail, brospeh!!!
3 weeks ago
*manhole
3 weeks ago
Fuck this samsung phone!!!!
3 weeks ago
bahahahahahah
3 weeks ago
Hahaha. All too easy......
3 weeks ago
Punky!!!!!! Where you be, broseph???!!!???!!!
3 weeks ago
Omg...

You guys fucking own punky to the core...
3 weeks ago
Fucking punky...

What a chump. No taste, no class.
3 weeks ago
Punky, you're a fucking tit mate!
3 weeks ago
You really need to like, address yourself mate.
3 weeks ago
EAT ME RAW, YOU FUCKWAD!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=777kGx7-qLw
3 weeks ago
That's a fucking instameltdown.
3 weeks ago
We can only communicate with punky in a series of shitty music links.
3 weeks ago
It’s like in Firefox when Clint Eastwood had to think the jets commands...in Russian.
3 weeks ago
Wait... THat's a movie? I've actually not heard of that man.
3 weeks ago
wow...
3 weeks ago
I have some affinity for mako
3 weeks ago
Yeah, it was a much better book. The Russians create this super fighter plane that can do Mach 6, is invisible to radar, and has advanced weapons controlled by thought. He plays a US agent that has to travel to Russia to steal it.
3 weeks ago
that sounds fucking sick!
3 weeks ago
utter cold war clap trap but its a good film
3 weeks ago
Rotten Tomatoes gave it a score of 42%, so be forewarned.
3 weeks ago
I feel cold war pressure on me every day, knowing that we're in a nuclear stalemate with the world.
3 weeks ago
Meh, nuclear weapons are just a deterrent. Nobody wants to be responsible for ending the world.
3 weeks ago
It was better when it was just 'Merka that had them d8(
3 weeks ago
Nuclear power is a great thing. When it was weaponized is when it got scary.
3 weeks ago
Hey man... Cold fusion.

What do you know on the subject?
3 weeks ago
its funny how America was able to near bankrupt Russia with its nuclear weapons/space race/ supersonic flight programs , yet N Korea claims to have a weapons program to take on America...
3 weeks ago
fucking hell mate...


JUST BARGE IN WHY DONT YOU
3 weeks ago
soz.... imma go back to the other mucho site
3 weeks ago
Meh, the US, Russia, and the UK (in that order) have more nukes than anyone else by a long shot. It’s not like you need much.
3 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure China, and maybe even France have more nukes than the UK
3 weeks ago
But they have an ADORABLE new carrier:

https://i.imgur.com/oi7ruYm.jpg
3 weeks ago
whats that shit?
3 weeks ago
this wasn't the point of my argument ffs
3 weeks ago
BEHOLD THE BEAUTY
3 weeks ago
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
3 weeks ago
Actually, Russia, then the US, then France and then China have the most nuclear weapons, according to the Federation of American Scientists, Claude.
3 weeks ago
lol@CB
3 weeks ago
That carrier looks like "I-75"
3 weeks ago
Fries... you fucking dipstick.


You're about as diplomatic as a pissed up northerner in an international dispute.
3 weeks ago
Fuckin thing is tiny like Punky’s wiener.
3 weeks ago
They're both 9 inches long
3 weeks ago
Fries IS a pissed up northerner, MD.
3 weeks ago
?
3 weeks ago
I'm out numbered here man... need backup...
3 weeks ago
9 inches is the size of fries double chin.
3 weeks ago
You know what's soon?

Remembrance Sunday. Do you guys understand what that is?
3 weeks ago
just set yourself on fire, MD. fuck it!

http://muchosucko.com/109799/DudeYou-need-to-chill-out
3 weeks ago
fuck me... shut up ya cunt!
3 weeks ago
lol
3 weeks ago
Finally I had to stfu claude
3 weeks ago
Did it feel special?
3 weeks ago
Dia de los muertos is the day after Halloween, too. Special deals at the Mexican restaurants on cervesas and food.
3 weeks ago
Beer and food huh. Sweet.

But, that's nothing to do with world war I
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWOip70vt4
3 weeks ago
I see how it is.
3 weeks ago
I've got some asses to whoop at foosball..see you negro's later.

* PunkyBruiser walks towards the foosball table with money in hand *
3 weeks ago
You hustle little kids for quarters at the foosball table? Cheap bastard.
3 weeks ago
fuckin' yanks
3 weeks ago
Yankin fuck^
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
3 weeks ago
dude..when the time is right..i will sub a vid of my foosball talent. 8P
3 weeks ago
who's got the best national anthem besides merka?
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost preps new foosball quarters scheme for increased profits *
3 weeks ago
NOBODY
3 weeks ago
OH CANADA!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGtPPkmvW_0
3 weeks ago
Okay, you kids and frat boys run along to the foosball table. The men will be at the pool table.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost hustles makopedia at 9 ball *
3 weeks ago
I only need two balls to hustle you.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost takes 9 ball winnings to lure punky into greater debt *
3 weeks ago
How do you walk with 9 balls?
3 weeks ago
Like a boss........
3 weeks ago
Oh, that’s why you limp and need a cane. Uh huh, sure.
3 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw
3 weeks ago
9 balls ain't lite my friend.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skOgI3oh9Ww
3 weeks ago
I prefer straight pool, where I play with all 15 of my balls.
3 weeks ago
Zap cane is illegal in NY. That’s why I just elect to legally carry a gun and pepper spray.
3 weeks ago
MERKA!


FUCK YEAH!
3 weeks ago
COMIN AGAIN TA SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY, YEAH!
3 weeks ago
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

SO LICK MAH BUTT AN SUCK ON MAH BALLS!
3 weeks ago
hahahaha
3 weeks ago
fuck you mako , you stupid fuck
3 weeks ago
* makodragon holds fries back *
3 weeks ago
Oh look, the drunk has his second wind. Eat my shit, scooter boy.
3 weeks ago
well fuck him and his dumb shit
3 weeks ago
I’m talking about YOU, fries. Fuckin idiot.
3 weeks ago
and I was saying fuck you and your dumb shit
3 weeks ago
You were 3 minutes late, you slow inbred fuck.
3 weeks ago
so like you are going to compare internet speed with inbreeding ? you dumb fuck
3 weeks ago
Your Kindle is that slow, you broke piece of shit? Fuckin A, you’re a loser.
3 weeks ago
i reluctantly have to side with punks on this - foosball is the best bar-game ever
3 weeks ago
*

makodragon

* makodragon holds fries hand*

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3 weeks ago
*scooter throttle
3 weeks ago
** cock
3 weeks ago
lol MD just logged in
3 weeks ago
dont you have ANY set schedule as far as wakey sleepy drinky?
3 weeks ago
hahahahaa

I just needed to pass out for a bit, now I'm resuming where I left off!
3 weeks ago
Foosball is for little kids, like I said. No wonder poss likes it.
3 weeks ago
Jones likes it too, so must be a game for long-necked navy faggots.
3 weeks ago
md - sorry i was grumpy at you and sinus last night...i'm just having a hard time dealing with life atm
3 weeks ago
That's cool dude, sometimes you've gotta blow off some steam.
3 weeks ago
Wait, I wasn’t making a pedo reference, if that’s what you guys thought.
3 weeks ago
way too many cats!!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Get rid of a few!!!
3 weeks ago
its only the one, but sheesh...
3 weeks ago
I take back the comment I made about you, poss. I had forgotten about that other thing.
3 weeks ago
speaking of zeke - i loved his binge-drinking advice from a few years ago:

something like "i dont know how it's a problem - you drink, you pass out, you wake up and shit and shower and eat a burrito and start drinking again"
3 weeks ago
I did that for a few years, but it caught up with me and costs too much money.
3 weeks ago
meth is very cost-effective
3 weeks ago
Too make, sure.
3 weeks ago
*To
3 weeks ago
you save $ on everything except meth!
3 weeks ago
Meh, at least ya get 5 cents back on beer cans and bottles.
3 weeks ago
go to 1:03:15 on that conan for the orgy tune..great soundtrack music
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8w-cMqNfI
3 weeks ago
LOL reply fail, ya drunk faggot!
3 weeks ago
Inb4 no its not, i wanted a new thread!
3 weeks ago
just listen to the clip you fuckstain
3 weeks ago
Fuck your links, bitch.
3 weeks ago
is that what mako leases for his cab 'company'
3 weeks ago
No, it’s the friesmobile that he uses to pick up little boys with.
3 weeks ago
its like 'yeah I own the cab company , its like one hand-hammered jalopy'
3 weeks ago
“I work, I wipe me uncle’s bottom and make him sarnies!”
3 weeks ago
“I wasn’t fired, I was UNJOBBED!”
3 weeks ago
I make sandwiches , I never said anything about wiping asses... I do however wipe the floor with your ass. you fuck
3 weeks ago
that 'unjobbed' statement is true so I don't see your point there
3 weeks ago
We’ve seen your floors, you waste of oxygen. Looks like they’ve never been wiped to me. http://muchosucko.com/131520/Fish--help-yourselves
3 weeks ago
Fake no sign
3 weeks ago
*Fish no sign
3 weeks ago
That photo should win some sort of photography competition.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4reSPNfBO4
3 weeks ago
I could draw better than this car when I was in kindergarten. Still got some of them. By 7 I was a fucking pro.
3 weeks ago
That thing absolutely drove straight out of a cartoon. Somehow, somewhere in another universe a cartoon became sentient and found a way to escape its universe into ours.
3 weeks ago
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