points: 14

Kiddie Car

They car we all drew in nursery/kindergarten actually exists, it turns out!

featuredfunny

by makodragon

submitted October 28th 2017

198 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Kiddie Car
tagged:
comments (198)
Rape Van Doodle...wasn't he one of the Flemish artists?
11 months ago
I think he was Dutch, cat. Nearly the same thing, probably.
11 months ago
looks american
11 months ago
*British
11 months ago
im hitting the vodka , your opposites are a fuck up
11 months ago
yo fries!

LISTEN TO THIS NEGRO!

GET ON MY LEVEL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM
11 months ago
I'm on Captain Morgan's rum.
11 months ago
this 'level' seems more punkylinklevel
11 months ago
Fries, your whole life is a fuckup.
11 months ago
nothing beats big band Conan... its like shit your pants good
11 months ago
mako you don't know me man so stfu !
11 months ago
I’ve known you for a decade now, fries. You are one huge pile of shit.
11 months ago
and you're a psychopathic fuck
11 months ago
Nope, but you only think so because you’re a fat, drunken, loser and nobody loves you.
11 months ago
hey mako... relax guy!
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnpKUOAgWAU
11 months ago
I’m fine, dude.
11 months ago
I had a nightmare night before last...

After I read about Jeffrey Dahmer's crimes on wikipedia...
11 months ago
Lol it’s the weed.
11 months ago
Well it was pretty fucking epic.

Also, I started taking my anti-depressants at night too, so maybe they make my dreams more vivid or something. Some psychoactive shit.
11 months ago
Could be. Try taking it during the day, maybe and see if the same thing happens. I’ve read that even what you eat can cause nightmares and odd dreams.
11 months ago
are you 2 fucked up ?
11 months ago
I'm on a cocktail of drugs and booze
11 months ago
drugs and shit....
11 months ago
listening to the Conan soundtrack
11 months ago
* Mako is never fucked up. All things in moderation. *
11 months ago
in other words, mako is a faggot
11 months ago
jk bro!
11 months ago
*knows how to stay sober unlike the lime suckers
11 months ago
I knew you would take a pinch of butthurt from that lol
11 months ago
Nah, just a slight return jab.
11 months ago
Drinking alone just always seems pointless to me. For me it’s always been a social activity, but do whatever works for you.
11 months ago
yeah, I wouldn't be drinking if it wasn't for mucho. I get the best social interaction from here anyways. It's the most fun.
11 months ago
fries is pretty shit at muchoing drunk though
11 months ago
he's barely any good sober
11 months ago
He's like a grumpy old cunt
11 months ago
You’d be a blast at a hole in the wall bar, dude.
11 months ago
How come?
11 months ago
Eh, you’re not afraid to laugh at yourself. Have a few, go to the car, puff a joint, then back in and sing some classic rock tunes while ya have a few more with friends.
11 months ago
There was a bar called the Union Hotel near where I grew up, built in 1831. Jukebox played nothing but classic rock. Kitchen stayed open till close. Sat maybe 20 people at most but all my friends went there. Drinks were cheap, too. You would’ve fit right in.
11 months ago
Sounds exactly like my kinda thing!
11 months ago
I'm getting a retroboner now
11 months ago
Oneida Nation made the owner a deal he couldn’t pass up, they bulldozed the place, and built a casino. But a small dive bar, you’d be a blast in there.
11 months ago
I gotta quest to the Americas again some day.
11 months ago
Best foreign experience I've ever had.
11 months ago
I felt like conan in the big city. And I'm from London.
11 months ago
Here we have a pub that has fine dining right in the grocery store. You have a great steak, a few martinis, then grocery shop with a buzz. Must be why Wegman’s is always rated the best supermarket in the US.
11 months ago
Aww man, I need to hear some yank tunes now...

Hit me mako
11 months ago
Hmm, let’s see...
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNy1JD7yH8
11 months ago
YEAAHHHHHHHHHH hahahaah
11 months ago
That's kinda creepy if you listen to the lyrics dude...

Fucking Herbert the Pervert shit....
11 months ago
It’s about how heroin affected the band, bro.
11 months ago
Ohhh thanks. Now I get it.
11 months ago
That's too deep man. something better makobro!
11 months ago
Yeah, it’s all in the slang...Mr. Brownstone is high test black tar H.
11 months ago
THANKS MAKOPHARMAPEDIA
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OX_8YvFxA
11 months ago
Oh shit. That's a sexy thumbnail.
11 months ago
That's better!
11 months ago
Your manjole is a sexy thimbnail, brospeh!!!
11 months ago
*manhole
11 months ago
Fuck this samsung phone!!!!
11 months ago
bahahahahahah
11 months ago
Hahaha. All too easy......
11 months ago
Punky!!!!!! Where you be, broseph???!!!???!!!
11 months ago
Omg...

You guys fucking own punky to the core...
11 months ago
Fucking punky...

What a chump. No taste, no class.
11 months ago
Punky, you're a fucking tit mate!
11 months ago
You really need to like, address yourself mate.
11 months ago
EAT ME RAW, YOU FUCKWAD!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=777kGx7-qLw
11 months ago
That's a fucking instameltdown.
11 months ago
We can only communicate with punky in a series of shitty music links.
11 months ago
It’s like in Firefox when Clint Eastwood had to think the jets commands...in Russian.
11 months ago
Wait... THat's a movie? I've actually not heard of that man.
11 months ago
wow...
11 months ago
I have some affinity for mako
11 months ago
Yeah, it was a much better book. The Russians create this super fighter plane that can do Mach 6, is invisible to radar, and has advanced weapons controlled by thought. He plays a US agent that has to travel to Russia to steal it.
11 months ago
that sounds fucking sick!
11 months ago
utter cold war clap trap but its a good film
11 months ago
Rotten Tomatoes gave it a score of 42%, so be forewarned.
11 months ago
I feel cold war pressure on me every day, knowing that we're in a nuclear stalemate with the world.
11 months ago
Meh, nuclear weapons are just a deterrent. Nobody wants to be responsible for ending the world.
11 months ago
It was better when it was just 'Merka that had them d8(
11 months ago
Nuclear power is a great thing. When it was weaponized is when it got scary.
11 months ago
Hey man... Cold fusion.

What do you know on the subject?
11 months ago
its funny how America was able to near bankrupt Russia with its nuclear weapons/space race/ supersonic flight programs , yet N Korea claims to have a weapons program to take on America...
11 months ago
fucking hell mate...


JUST BARGE IN WHY DONT YOU
11 months ago
soz.... imma go back to the other mucho site
11 months ago
Meh, the US, Russia, and the UK (in that order) have more nukes than anyone else by a long shot. It’s not like you need much.
11 months ago
I'm pretty sure China, and maybe even France have more nukes than the UK
11 months ago
But they have an ADORABLE new carrier:

https://i.imgur.com/oi7ruYm.jpg
11 months ago
whats that shit?
11 months ago
this wasn't the point of my argument ffs
11 months ago
BEHOLD THE BEAUTY
11 months ago
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
11 months ago
Actually, Russia, then the US, then France and then China have the most nuclear weapons, according to the Federation of American Scientists, Claude.
11 months ago
lol@CB
11 months ago
That carrier looks like "I-75"
11 months ago
Fries... you fucking dipstick.


You're about as diplomatic as a pissed up northerner in an international dispute.
11 months ago
Fuckin thing is tiny like Punky’s wiener.
11 months ago
They're both 9 inches long
11 months ago
Fries IS a pissed up northerner, MD.
11 months ago
?
11 months ago
I'm out numbered here man... need backup...
11 months ago
9 inches is the size of fries double chin.
11 months ago
You know what's soon?

Remembrance Sunday. Do you guys understand what that is?
11 months ago
just set yourself on fire, MD. fuck it!

http://muchosucko.com/109799/DudeYou-need-to-chill-out
11 months ago
fuck me... shut up ya cunt!
11 months ago
lol
11 months ago
Finally I had to stfu claude
11 months ago
Did it feel special?
11 months ago
Dia de los muertos is the day after Halloween, too. Special deals at the Mexican restaurants on cervesas and food.
11 months ago
Beer and food huh. Sweet.

But, that's nothing to do with world war I
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWOip70vt4
11 months ago
I see how it is.
11 months ago
I've got some asses to whoop at foosball..see you negro's later.

* PunkyBruiser walks towards the foosball table with money in hand *
11 months ago
You hustle little kids for quarters at the foosball table? Cheap bastard.
11 months ago
fuckin' yanks
11 months ago
Yankin fuck^
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
11 months ago
dude..when the time is right..i will sub a vid of my foosball talent. 8P
11 months ago
who's got the best national anthem besides merka?
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps new foosball quarters scheme for increased profits *
11 months ago
NOBODY
11 months ago
OH CANADA!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGtPPkmvW_0
11 months ago
Okay, you kids and frat boys run along to the foosball table. The men will be at the pool table.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost hustles makopedia at 9 ball *
11 months ago
I only need two balls to hustle you.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost takes 9 ball winnings to lure punky into greater debt *
11 months ago
How do you walk with 9 balls?
11 months ago
Like a boss........
11 months ago
Oh, that’s why you limp and need a cane. Uh huh, sure.
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw
11 months ago
9 balls ain't lite my friend.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skOgI3oh9Ww
11 months ago
I prefer straight pool, where I play with all 15 of my balls.
11 months ago
Zap cane is illegal in NY. That’s why I just elect to legally carry a gun and pepper spray.
11 months ago
MERKA!


FUCK YEAH!
11 months ago
COMIN AGAIN TA SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY, YEAH!
11 months ago
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

SO LICK MAH BUTT AN SUCK ON MAH BALLS!
11 months ago
hahahaha
11 months ago
fuck you mako , you stupid fuck
11 months ago
* makodragon holds fries back *
11 months ago
Oh look, the drunk has his second wind. Eat my shit, scooter boy.
11 months ago
well fuck him and his dumb shit
11 months ago
I’m talking about YOU, fries. Fuckin idiot.
11 months ago
and I was saying fuck you and your dumb shit
11 months ago
You were 3 minutes late, you slow inbred fuck.
11 months ago
so like you are going to compare internet speed with inbreeding ? you dumb fuck
11 months ago
Your Kindle is that slow, you broke piece of shit? Fuckin A, you’re a loser.
11 months ago
i reluctantly have to side with punks on this - foosball is the best bar-game ever
11 months ago
*

makodragon

* makodragon holds fries hand*

3 hours ago

report spam |6835 likes | stfu

11 months ago
*scooter throttle
11 months ago
** cock
11 months ago
lol MD just logged in
11 months ago
dont you have ANY set schedule as far as wakey sleepy drinky?
11 months ago
hahahahaa

I just needed to pass out for a bit, now I'm resuming where I left off!
11 months ago
Foosball is for little kids, like I said. No wonder poss likes it.
11 months ago
Jones likes it too, so must be a game for long-necked navy faggots.
11 months ago
md - sorry i was grumpy at you and sinus last night...i'm just having a hard time dealing with life atm
11 months ago
That's cool dude, sometimes you've gotta blow off some steam.
11 months ago
Wait, I wasn’t making a pedo reference, if that’s what you guys thought.
11 months ago
way too many cats!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
Get rid of a few!!!
11 months ago
its only the one, but sheesh...
11 months ago
I take back the comment I made about you, poss. I had forgotten about that other thing.
11 months ago
speaking of zeke - i loved his binge-drinking advice from a few years ago:

something like "i dont know how it's a problem - you drink, you pass out, you wake up and shit and shower and eat a burrito and start drinking again"
11 months ago
I did that for a few years, but it caught up with me and costs too much money.
11 months ago
meth is very cost-effective
11 months ago
Too make, sure.
11 months ago
*To
11 months ago
you save $ on everything except meth!
11 months ago
Meh, at least ya get 5 cents back on beer cans and bottles.
11 months ago
go to 1:03:15 on that conan for the orgy tune..great soundtrack music
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8w-cMqNfI
11 months ago
LOL reply fail, ya drunk faggot!
11 months ago
Inb4 no its not, i wanted a new thread!
11 months ago
just listen to the clip you fuckstain
11 months ago
Fuck your links, bitch.
11 months ago
is that what mako leases for his cab 'company'
11 months ago
No, it’s the friesmobile that he uses to pick up little boys with.
11 months ago
its like 'yeah I own the cab company , its like one hand-hammered jalopy'
11 months ago
“I work, I wipe me uncle’s bottom and make him sarnies!”
11 months ago
“I wasn’t fired, I was UNJOBBED!”
11 months ago
I make sandwiches , I never said anything about wiping asses... I do however wipe the floor with your ass. you fuck
11 months ago
that 'unjobbed' statement is true so I don't see your point there
11 months ago
We’ve seen your floors, you waste of oxygen. Looks like they’ve never been wiped to me. http://muchosucko.com/131520/Fish--help-yourselves
11 months ago
Fake no sign
11 months ago
*Fish no sign
11 months ago
That photo should win some sort of photography competition.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4reSPNfBO4
11 months ago
I could draw better than this car when I was in kindergarten. Still got some of them. By 7 I was a fucking pro.
11 months ago
That thing absolutely drove straight out of a cartoon. Somehow, somewhere in another universe a cartoon became sentient and found a way to escape its universe into ours.
11 months ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!